I started an OK Cupid account

[Zhukov]

All the people that message me just want me to subscribe to their webcam porn site. :(

There is a 34yo mother of two that lives near me and keeps checking my profile :(

I found the perfect woman that is attractive and likes what I like and she lives in California :(


This is more depressing than never meeting anyone ever again.

[Pentegarn]

Man, I haven't been to that site in almost 2 years when most of my online friends there left :(

Sorry to hear it has declined so badly, I met my current GF there.

EDIT: The 34 year old mother of two probably is just happy there is anyone near her.

Also, maybe there is some local singles site that you could try? Most places have them these days so I wouldn't be surprised to see a Tasmania one.

[Shrubfest]

Isn't this what pubs are for? Afternoons in the pub for sensible relationships, nights out for pointless sex.

[Zhukov]

Actually I'm not as desperate as I sound. I thought I would give it a go and see if I could get someone to talk to online. I'm honestly not looking for either casual sex or a relationship right now.

I think I would be hard pressed to find someone for either of the aforementioned on this site though. As far as pubs go... I don't really see them as places to meet people either.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sounds like a reason to move to california.

:Thegrassislawaysgreener

[Supafly345]

I signed up for the site back when it was brand new and bots weren't designed for it yet. It was fantastic because women outnumbered men 2 to 1 back then and I got tons of real women innocently just wanting to be internet penpals. The last time I checked it, I was only getting messages from rocker bitches with fauxhawks.

[Zhukov]

Every second woman is a bisexual, and I came across another perfect woman from the US. This is WRONG.

[Sam]

USA USA USA

[Tadao]

I hope you aren't falling in love with me :O

[Zhukov]

I open my email today and it tells me that I received an email from someone looking at my profile!!!


It was the fucking admin. >:


I don't think this site has anything for me relationship, or it's derivatives, wise. I think I might work up the courage to send a message to this one woman telling her how awesome she seems though.

[Terra]

Yeah, I'm still waiting for you to send that message. FUCKER! >:

[Zhukov]

Send me your pics and account and I'll give you a once over, Terra.

[Zhukov]

So today on the bus to work I saw someone from the OK Cupid site. No, I didn't arrange to meet on a bus, I just saw her randomly (Hobart is a very small "city"). I recognised her from her picture and I guess she recognised me too because she looked at me for a second then turned away embarrassed. I've read her profile and she has read mine. Weird to know that two desperate people have both not given the other a second thought/glance.

[Dimnos]

You didnt try to move in on that pink real estate?

[Zhukov]

Nah. God knows I probably could do with sex to cheer me up, but I'm just looking for interesting people that I actually like at the moment.

[Dimnos]

Good luck with that. :\

[Tadao]

:lol

[Terra]

Good luck with that. :\


Seriously. It never worked for me either. :lol

[Tadao]

Was she even slightly cute or had big tits?

[Zhukov]

Not enough to overlook my lack of interest.

[Tadao]

That sounds oddly like eharmony speak.

[Pentegarn]

eHarmony speak? The only eHarmony speak I ever heard was, "Sorry, you aren't christian enough for us" :P

[Tadao]

:lol I was turned down because I was married. FUCK EHARMONY

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

:lol I was turned down because I was married. FUCK EHARMONY

:lol

Seriously though, I, like about a million others who gave that sham of a site a try, was turned down because they were alarmed by the surprising amount of not going to church I do. Look, I am willing to believe there is something greater than man out there, I am even willing to believe that life is too organized and structured to have been randomly made by a puddle of goo. I just refuse to go into a building 1-2 times a week with a bunch of phonies and hypocrites and do ritualistic worship. The day I need an organized religion to be a good person who doesn't kill, steal, or cheat is the day I turn myself in. I already have something in my life that encourages me to behave. It is called not wanting to go to prison. So you can have your organized religion eHarmony.

[Tadao]

I'm being serious, I filled out the fucking thing at at the very end they ask and being separated is not allowed.

Faggots

[Sam]

:lol YOU ALREADY BLEW YOUR CHANCE

[Pentegarn]

I'm being serious, I filled out the fucking thing at at the very end they ask and being separated is not allowed.

Faggots

That's a major difference of degree. I thought you were being deliberately silly when you said married. Separated, while technically married, is still in my eyes considered available, so yes, fuck eHarmony.

[Kitsa]

I was rejected by eharmony years ago.

I guess they showed me.

[TheCoolinator]

My friend introduced me to OKcupid a little while ago. It's an nice little dating site. I've been on a few dates through it and they haven't been too horrible. Problem is the process in meeting someone is way too long.

You talk, talk, talk, text message, text message, real phone conversation, then meet. ..........then find out she ain't your type and move on to the next internet profile.

I'd rather just get drunk, take off my shirt, and start yelling "I'm THE ALPHA MALE, MATE WITH ME!", I'm sure that would work 20-30 percent of the time.

[Pentegarn]

You talk, talk, talk, text message, text message, real phone conversation, then meet. ..........then find out she ain't your type and move on to the next internet profile.

Yeah, that's about how it goes.

I would also blog it up there a lot back in the day. But as I said, all my webfriends went away so I stopped doing anything there.

[Zhukov]

Ok, who made the joke account in my name? :(

And have you had any good offers?

[Tadao]

link please

[Sam]

link please

this

[Pentegarn]

Please tell me they used your avatar as their profile pic

[Zhukov]

Well it turns out it was a long time ago by one of my hilarious mates. They used a photo I have also posted here so that's why I assumed.

[TheCoolinator]

Well it turns out it was a long time ago by one of my hilarious mates. They used a photo I have also posted here so that's why I assumed.

That's funny, I wish they would of used your Rik Mihal avatar instead. That thing is great.

How's he doing by the way? Did he ever get over that motor accident?

[Zhukov]

They probably wouldn't have used my avatar here since they are my friends in real life rather than ones from i-mockery where I have no friends.


And no, not really, unfortunately.

[TheCoolinator]

And no, not really, unfortunately.

Dam, well, I hope he gets better soon. I need more Lord FlashHeart!

[Zaderevom]

I posted the link so people like Alias and MesserSchmidt and Yeti and the legitimate motorcycle crew could join a new community, its not your playground ok...If I posted this in off topic I would have expected this shit, but not here.

[Tadao]

Why so angry Spambot?

[Pentegarn]

I give his post a "spammy non sequitur/10"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I WANT IN ON THE FUCKING LEGITIMATE MOTORCYCLE CREW.

[Dr. Boogie]

Dammit, he's exposed our secret chopper forum.

[Terra]

Why so angry Spambot?


I concur

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6410/obamamlolyumadthok.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/obamamlolyumadthok.jpg/)

[Kitsa]

i-mockery where I have no friends.



>:

[Zhukov]

I figure I'll keep my failures to this thread rather than clutter up any other one.

So I was catching the bus today and I saw an absolutely gorgeous girl get on and sit in front of me. I had my camera with me, so I imagined that it would be a really good idea to tell her that she was so beautiful that I have to take her picture, like it would compliment her and show me off as being a cool photographer at the same time. I told myself that if we got off at the same stop then I would go through with it.

Well, we did get off at the same stop, and I went up to her and stammered out "Uh, excuse me miss, can I take your photo?" and she decided to ruin everything and ask "Why?" with a puzzled expression on her face. I froze for a little bit, then managed to quickly think up the brilliant line that I was an amateur photographer, and I needed to "build my portfolio" This seemed to work, and she looked pretty happy to oblige my request. I wont post pictures but she looks like Lilly Allen, and has obviously styled herself after her as well.

After I took her picture she started talking to me; asking me if I went to uni, what I was doing etc. Things were looking good and after a little bit she said she had to go, told me that next time I see her I should say hello, and we said goodbye.

I was so pleased with myself that I didn't realise until a few minutes later that YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET HER NUMBER OR IT DOESN'T COUNT FOR SHIT. I WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.



Later on I was catching the bus home (buses are great for meeting women, since they are forced to sit near you sometimes) and whilst waiting at the stop and listening to music I turned around to discover that a young lady had been talking to me and thinking that I could hear her. I was obviously oblivious, but she was talking to me about Hobart (tourist.. god knows why you would come to Hobart). When I took my headphones off she asked me what time the bus was coming, and I went and checked the timetable for her. She looked a bit young for me so I wasn't really interested, plus she looked like she was some sort of Jesus lover. Also a equine enthusiast but I wouldn't hold that against anyone. I couldn't be bothered working out the timetable so I guessed that her bus would come in 15 minutes, which, thank christ because she kept talking to me, it did. She made some joke about her spare change being shrapnel and I forgot to laugh, but she kept at it and I realised that girls are only interested in me when I have no interest in them.

As we were getting on I knew she was going to sit next to me, so I did the chivalrous thing and allowed her in front of me in the line, so I could sit away from her. I felt bad, but my face was sore from smiling.

[MarioRPG]

Jeez save some for the rest of us, you smooth operator.

[kahljorn]

I realised that girls are only interested in me when I have no interest in them.

THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you

[Zhukov]

Jeez save some for the rest of us, you smooth operator.
Says the guy that just got back from a troplical paradise surrounded by women.

THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you
Well "PLEASE, PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE, PLEASE I NEED YOU" doesn't seem to work, so I might give this a shot.

[Kitsa]

I hate the feeling of being sore from smiling :( I know that feeling very well. Your face cramps up.

I'm sorry you're having a hard time getting some, Zhukov. Take "some" (physicality to deep spiritual synchrony) to mean whatever you like.

[Zhukov]

Thanks Kitsa. I'm looking for some in the deeper sense, but am willing to take it as shallow as it comes, too.

[Sam]

IF YOU WANT SHALLOW, I GOT 5 INCHES FOR YA.

[Tadao]

HAH!

[Zhukov]

It was just a question as to who made that call first :lol

[Dimnos]

THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you



This is basically how I got my wife. We first met at a mutual friends house where all of our other friends would always try and talk to and hit on her. I pretty much payed her no attention and she would always come over to talk to me and try and figure out why I wasnt all over like everyone else. My answers were short with a fuck off kind of tone. Women have this strange form of determination. Works almost every time.

[Colonel Flagg]

It's been over 20 years, and I still don't know how I got married. :(

[Zhukov]

Well it seems that women can look into my soul and know whether or not I am interested in them.

Also, it seems that the young girl that made my face sore from smiling is going to be a recurring theme in my life, as she lives near me and isn't a tourist after all. Also she is about 12 years old and kept giving me what I can only describe as 'lustful' or 'I-want-to-cut-you' looks today. I had to pretend to be extremely interested in my shoes to keep from looking at her; as she was staring at me for minutes at a time.

If this keeps up it will actually rank as the second inappropriately aged female to be infatuated with me. Depressing, since it will rival proper romantics.

[Colonel Flagg]

If you were Danny, you would be set for the next few months or so. ;)

But then again, you're not. :(

[Dimnos]

How do you know she is only 12? Maybe she is one of those girls who just looks super young.

[Zhukov]

Maybe, but when she talked to me she was talking like a young girl that likes horses and is excited to be riding the bus by herself.

[Dimnos]

Tell her you have a bus she can ride.

[Tadao]

You were wrong about her being a tourist, you might be wrong about her age. Maybe you just make her all excited and shit. Ask her why she doesn't drive.

[Tadao]

PROTIP

Women want you even more when they think they are stealing you from another girl. It's an ego thing.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I've seen that one. Get dumped and suddenly all the offers that you had previously happily declined dry up.

But I will eat someones hat if she is older than 16.

[Tadao]

Also you can say you are taking care of your retarded little sister. Just don't diss this girl. word gets around and it sounds like she's a talker.

[Zhukov]

I was getting visions of meeting her parents and having to explain to them that I understand she is a mental, but I wont try anything and am a responsible adult. The fuck, it's freaking me out.

[Sam]

Yeah, I've seen that one. Get dumped and suddenly all the offers that you had previously happily declined dry up.

But I will eat someones hat if she is older than 16.

IF SHE ISN'T OLDER THEN 16 YOU CAN EAT MY HAT.

AND SEND ME THEM DIIIGGIITTTSSSS.

[elx]

PROTIP

Women want you even more when they think they are stealing you from another girl. It's an ego thing.


THERES YOUR EDGE BUDDY. JUST WALK UP TO A GIRL AND BE LIKE, "FUCK YOU! I DONT FUCKING NEED YOU" and they'll throw themselves all over you
normally i'd want to argue with these points, but you guys are right :(
doesn't mean you should though, any girl that's actually worth anything would probably see right through you and lose any potential interest forever. and boyfriend stealing is like the worst don't ever let that happen :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hahaha. Ladies are so dumb.

[The Leader]

But they got the boobies. They got the powah.

[Zhukov]

normally i'd want to argue with these points, but you guys are right :(
doesn't mean you should though, any girl that's actually worth anything would probably see right through you and lose any potential interest forever. and boyfriend stealing is like the worst don't ever let that happen :(
Honestly, I haven't, and I'm not about to start.

Sounds like you've been burned with some boyfriend stealing, but don't fret because, uh, I'm not about to steal anyone's boyfriend? Do you mean allowing someone to steal me from my girlfriend? I actually did kind of let that one happen, but only a little bit.

[Tadao]

just the tip

[elx]

Honestly, I haven't, and I'm not about to start.

Sounds like you've been burned with some boyfriend stealing, but don't fret because, uh, I'm not about to steal anyone's boyfriend? Do you mean allowing someone to steal me from my girlfriend? I actually did kind of let that one happen, but only a little bit.
i was just reiterating what they said and adding on that it wasn't necessarily the smartest route. also, if that girl looks like she could be under 16, whether she is or not, you prob. shouldn't go there. :(


Hahaha. Ladies are so dumb.
no :(

[Sam]

But they got the boobies. They got the powah.

THEIR HOVERBOARDS WORK ON WATER.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahaha. Ladies are so dumb.


:lol

[Fathom Zero]

no :(

Yes. :)

You just don't know it yet. :\

[kahljorn]

ZHUKoV THESE FABULOUS MOVES WE HAVE BEEN DESCRIBING ITS NOT LIKe ITS MANIPULATIve OR MIND CONTROL OR Even RUDe dude. ITS A DANCE THAT LADIES PLAY TOO. THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE SELF CONTROL

[Zhukov]

I don't want a woman that is stupid enough to fall for common parlour tricks :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

just the tip


I'm trying to make maternity shirts that say that.


edit: Stupid cafepress taking my ideas

http://www.cafepress.com/tvtee.335521316?CMP=SHOP-PF-GP-tvtee.335521316&utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=productfeedshops&utm_term=335521316&utm_campaign=froogle-tvtee

[Fathom Zero]

X3jfpEaqbN0

[kahljorn]

I don't want a woman that is stupid enough to fall for common parlour tricks :rolleyes::rolleyes

[Sam]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE QUEER TALK TO ME

[Zhukov]

:rolleyes

[Zhukov]

Some red haired bird from Ohio (it doesn't look that much like Kitsa....) sent me a message on OkCupid telling me that we should "chat" because she is coming Tasmania for a visit.

I'm going to have to iron my pants!

[Pentegarn]

SHE WANTS YOUR TASMANIAN DEVIL!

[Zhukov]

I think that maybe she wants a free place to sleep and someone to drive her around. Joke's on her since I can't drive and often get night terrors.

[Pentegarn]

I often get night terrors.

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[MLE]

OkCupid's fine, imo. Just say that you'd rather meet in person, or say that you don't use the internet much, and transfer the conversation to your phone, by way of voice or texting. It skips a lot of steps.

[Tadao]

Some red haired bird from Ohio (it doesn't look that much like Kitsa....) sent me a message on OkCupid telling me that we should "chat" because she is coming Tasmania for a visit.

I'm going to have to iron my pants!

Put her pic in photo bucket and let's have a look.

[Sam]

ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.

[MarioRPG]

Night terrors? Did you put that in your bio? :p

[Zhukov]

She's a retarded Christian fundementalist that isn't anywhere near attractive enough for me to forget about how dumb she is, so I told her to piss off.

[Nick]

Just show the ladies that G.I. Joe I got you. Works everytime. :)

[Pentegarn]

If memory serves that was a damn fine reissue. I agree, what lady wouldn't swoon?

[Zhukov]

I'm not getting it out of the box for anyone, let's get that straight right off the bat.


In other news (who cares?) I asked a lady out for a date and she didn't say no and said yes in a way that is close enough to 'yes' for me to be happy about.

[Dimnos]

Just remember. Dont pull it out unless she asks.

[Colonel Flagg]

He's talking about your wallet. :themoreyouknow

[Dimnos]

Yeah that too. :lol

[Pentegarn]

I'm not getting it out of the box for anyone, let's get that straight right off the bat.

isn't the point of dating to get it into the box?

[Zhukov]

He's talking about your wallet. :themoreyouknow
Mate, I think my wallet is my strong point here. It's not all about looks, personality, charm, style and sense of humour - thank god.

She was busy this weekend, and so net weekend it is... but I think I have given her too much time to think up a good excuse to get out of it, so I might see if I can't get something informal during the week. Guilting her into saying yes because she feels sorry for me is the ace up my sleeve; I will see her on Thursday no matter what, so if she doesn't say "Yeah... ok, why not?" then it will be awkward!

[Nick]

Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.


http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/81/l_54432e06f6a641a786cedcde6f7fa1d4.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/24/l_ca276d86b9fc4656b2edc93a5ade5c6e.jpg

Best. Day. Ever.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm so sorry :(

[Nick]

It's cool, I'm into that sorta thing.

[Fathom Zero]

God bless you for that, then.

[Tadao]

What a slob.

[Pentegarn]

So did you pretend you were into Harry Potter cosplay to hit it?

[Nick]

Nah, I dressed up like Bilbo Baggins and slew her dragon.

[Pentegarn]

Did you call yourself "Dildo Daggins" That sounds like it would a name in a Lord of the Rings pr0n

[Nick]

Dildo Shaggins actually.

[Pentegarn]

Now I feel bad that I missed the obvious Shag rhymes with Bag :lol

[Nick]

You'll get it next time, son.

[Pentegarn]

We live in a world where it is someones job, where someone gets paid a wage, to think up parody names like that.

Kind of makes me hate society just a little bit :lol

[Zhukov]

Congrats Nick, just remember to not kiss and tell.

[MarioRPG]

Where is the concrete evidence.

[Nick]

Congrats Nick, just remember to not kiss and tell.
She models in the nude, so I doubt this matters much to her.

[MLE]

You'd be surprised.

[Fathom Zero]

Indeed, MLE.

[MLE]

But she does look like a trap anyway.

[Nick]

Penis trap amirite

[Chojin]

if she were a trap, i'd be jealous

[TheCoolinator]

Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/81/l_54432e06f6a641a786cedcde6f7fa1d4.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/24/l_ca276d86b9fc4656b2edc93a5ade5c6e.jpg

Best. Day. Ever.


Lies. :lol

[Nick]

No lies here, brudda.:squigly

[Pentegarn]

I saw no reason to doubt Nick

However now that Coolie claims you are lying, I know you are telling the truth Nick

[Nick]

That's the only reason I keep Coolie around. To validate every little part of my life.

[MLE]

I have to admit, that's kinda handy.

[Nick]

I rent him out on the weekends for $5 bucks a pop.

[Nick]

No money back guarantees.

[TheCoolinator]

I'm still skeptical. Show us a picture of her in your room / house / car / dinner.....anything. I'm sorry but you can't just post a picture of jail bait and say..."I banged her".....(praise me*)

[Tadao]

not if it's a good routine

[Zhukov]

It's not his job to find proof for you. You've got google; use it!

[Nick]

I don't take pictures of people when I go out on dates with them. That's really creepy, Coolie.

[Nick]

I'm fine if you don't believe me, not gonna make much of a difference to me. :3

[Tadao]

I always find that bitches talk a big game, but then they are all "YOU RAPED ME" and "I'M PRESSING CHARGES".

[Nick]

What

[The Leader]

Coolie is still in high school. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Why did you quote those? Now I have to see them again. >:

[Nick]

http://zomghow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ackbar.jpg


HI FZ

[Chojin]

everybody cooooool out

whoever locked this, don't do that again

i re-merged the threads because they're relevant

the end

[Nick]

Zhukov if I have any advice for you at all it's to take chances.




And keep your dick wrapped.

[Chojin]

my advice is "measure twice, cut once"

[Nick]

HEDIDNTMEASURE

[kahljorn]

Man, I absolutely love you guys. I read this thread 3 days ago and decided I'd give OkCupid a shot.

I met and then proceeded to bang this girl.


http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/81/l_54432e06f6a641a786cedcde6f7fa1d4.jpg
Best. Day. Ever.

I think bill and i met this chick last night

[Fathom Zero]

Well, my dick falled off

[Zhukov]

After I have sex with a lady I prefer to keep her photo to myself when I am bapping one out later on. It makes it more private and sensual.

[Nick]

Kinda hard to keep pictures they post on myspace to yourself, bud. :D

[Dimnos]

:lol

[executioneer]

everybody cooooool out

whoever locked this, don't do that again

i re-merged the threads because they're relevant

the end
IT DESERVES TO BE LOCKED

EVERYTHING DESERVEWS TO BE LOCKED

[executioneer]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Fathom Zero]

Willie, temper your anger with alcoholism.

[Zhukov]

Ok, so anyway, I had a date tonight. She wanted to see Inception, so we did, and it was a really good movie, but I sort of had to explain the end wich made me feel bad. She.... she brought snacks for us into the cinema hidden in her purse, like sandwiches and a bottle of juice. This seemed less 'mumsy' and more 'Fuck the System' to me.

Then we went for a curry and she said she wanted to just share one, so I ordered one and then she changed her mind so I had to sit and eat a curry while she watched. But I still managed to make her laugh inbetween mouthfulls so that was good.

Then she told me how she didn't know about Vietnam, and I explained the interesting aspects of Russian gas pipelines. She's got an innocent aspect about her that only comes from living at the bottom of nowhere.

All in all, it was good times, and she wants to do it again, so next time I might get my leg over.

[The Leader]

I'm glad you had a nice time, honey. :>

[Zhukov]

Thanks babes.

[Tadao]

Good job but we only care about her defects. :(

[Nick]

What's she look like?

[Sam]

ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think bill and i met this chick last night

Lol. That was totally her.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.

I dislexioioio'd the H AND W

[Zhukov]

So she didn't want me to know her last name for some reason, and I was all "haha, what's wrong with it? Is it something like "Penis" or "Hitler" or what?" and she was all "OMG you guessed it! Wow." and I thought she was joking but her last name is Hitler :|

[Fathom Zero]

lololololollolololololol

[executioneer]

was her mother a wrestler

[executioneer]

is SHE a wrestler

[Zhukov]

What's she look like?
She smells like a fresh shower and looks a lot like a warm summer day, if that helps. Oh, also brunette and hot.
is SHE a wrestler
That would be awesome but I don't know yet. Is there a wrestler called Hitler? If there is let me know, I could use that to my advantage.

"It's not that bad! Nobody has even heard of ADOLF Hitler, it's a famous name because of the wrestler. I swear."

[executioneer]

i was making a bottom reference :x

[Zhukov]

I didn't know Eddie's mother was a wrestler :\

[executioneer]

Eddie: When did you last go to church?
Richie: Well I don't have to go -- I'm Church of England. What are you, Eddie?
Eddie: I don't know.
Richie: Well, what was your mother?
Eddie: A wrestler.
Richie: Well, maybe that's enough general knowledge for one day.

:eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Bottom the same people as Filthy, Rich and Catflop?

[executioneer]

ys basically, and also the young ones

[Zhukov]

<<< This guy, anyway.

[executioneer]

off / back on topic, i started a okcupid account when this thread was started and proceeded to ignore it completely until yesterday, and whaddaya know ladies actually have been messaging me, i guess okcupids jerkish tendency to nag you to make contact with others has SOME benefits :lol

[Zhukov]

:lol

Good stuff William. Any good results?

On a related note, the 'joke' site that someone set up in my name has gotten one or two messages too, nobody interesting though.

[executioneer]

well i got two messages and both ladies are scary for various reasons so i havent said anything to them yet(not that that is really exceptional ALL LADIES ARE SCARY :eek)

[Tadao]

Scary ladies are the best

[Pentegarn]

Willy's right, there's some scary ladies on there, not the good kind of scary either. My first response was so scary I quietly deleted it without responding and pretended I never saw it

[Zhukov]

LOL.

I actually got a message form an older woman... well, older than me; 37, and I replied with so much gutso that I think I scared her off and she never got back to me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I signed up for one of those sites in 2003 after breaking up with an ex. Then again in 2008 or so. I read my old profile and realized attitudes change.

[Zhukov]

I leant in to kiss Miss Hitler and she told me that she just wanted to be friends. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you ask about the benefits?

[MarioRPG]

Always inquire about benefits. That's just smart business practice.

[Pentegarn]

Tell her the last friend a Hitler had was Eva Braun and it didn't turn out well for her

[Tadao]

Did you try offering her a Jew?

[Pentegarn]

I was going to go there, but I didn't have the guts :(