Congrats Kitsa

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Congrats on the little one being brought into this world. Hope everyone is doing good. :)

[Darryl]

Kitsa, how are you feeling? :)

[Chojin]

grats, pinata lady!

[Tadao]

:clap

[Supafly345]

You did it! You won!

[Aaarg]

congratulations! awesome possum!

[Tadao]

NOW FINISH HIM

[Sam]

DEAR KITSA HURRAY FOR KITSA JR

[Mockery]

Congratulations!

:aok

[Colonel Flagg]

Congratulations, Kit. :party

[Kitsa]

Thank you :D

In answer to your other question, I feel like roadkill. But they are giving me all kinds of drugs, so I'm functional roadkill.

[Guitar Woman]

"My baby's born, time to post on the internet about it"

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I wanna be Mr. Cool, too!

[Darryl]

"I'm a terrible student, time to post about my drug habits"

[bigtimecow]

"I'M A DOUCHEBAG TIME TO HIJACK A THREAD ABOUT A NEWBORN BABY YOU FUCK"

grats

edit: haha, i missed a comma in the quotations, but i'll leave it out for hilarious grammar

[Darryl]

Kitsa, I'm glad you're doing ok. Being Functional Roadkill (that's a good name for a band) is better than being Non-Functional Roadkill.

[Kitsa]

I just gave an update because people knew I was pregnant and I disappeared for a few days. Some people are curious and some couldn't give less of a shit. Someone else started the thread, which was nice. It is kind of a douchebaggy thing to have a little foot-stamping hissy over it.

[Sam]

GUITAR WOMAN IS JEALOUS BECAUSE HE CANNOT HAVE A BABY

[Guitar Woman]

hey come on I'm only kidding :<

Ilu guys, really

Edit: except Sam

[Sam]

SOMEONE STRUCK A NEEERRRRVVVEEEE :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

They hate cuz they ain't

[The Leader]

Kitsa, was it like taking a really big poop? I'm asking because sometimes when I go to the bathroom I like to pretend that I'm giving birth. :(

[Sam]

IF SOMEONE HAD TO DISECT YOU AND PULL THE POOP OUT OF YOU MANUALLY

[The Leader]

I have some problems, Sam.

[Fathom Zero]

If you gave birth the pushy-pushy way, there's a chance to poop at the same time!

[Kitsa]

I've given birth both ways. I would call it more painful than a giant dump. The most accurate way I've found to describe contractions is that it's a bit like diarrhea cramps, only the diarrhea is made of broken glass. Most of the rest is a burn-y, tear-y sensation, at least the usual way.

With a C-section you get a spinal injection, which is painful and weird and very wrong-feeling, then you slowly lose sensation from about the ribcage down. But you don't lose all sensation. You can feel pressure and touch and you can move your feet, and that leads to a bad few moments worrying about what exactly you're going to feel when they slice open your gut. They say that they pinch you hard first to make sure you're numb "enough".

For me, it felt very much like the last scene of Braveheart. I felt like my gut was slit wide open and pulled apart by both sides, and someone was in there up to their elbows yanking stuff out. It wasn't really numb and it wasn't really painful, but it did feel like maybe you're supposed to die at the end of this or something. And it is weird as hell having major abdominal surgery while you're 100% awake, listening to stuff getting suctioned out of you and watching doctors standing over you joking with each other.

As soon as the spinal wears off, though, the hell begins. And my incision is about 10 inches long, or looks to be that long (no ruler handy). It may be an increasingly common way to have a baby but it's sure as hell not an easy or fun one.

[robo_rob]

Congrats Kitsa

[Kitsa]

thanks :)

[Wiffles]

Congrats on your awesome feat of self replication, best wishes to you both ^.^

[dextire]

Glad to hear everything turned out ok. :)
Congratulations!

[elx]

congratulations! keep her away from your crazy witch neighbor :)

[Terra]

Congratulations Kitsa!! How much did she weigh?? Are you glad it's over?

[The Leader]

It's a she. :3

[Terra]

Corrected.

[Zhukov]

For me, it felt very much like the last scene of Braveheart.


That's fantastic. Very happy for you Kitsa.

[Dimnos]

When my wife got a the c-section back in December Im pretty sure she couldnt feel a thing. She even passed out at one point while they were digging around in her gut. Sorry to hear yours wasnt as care free. :\

What did you name the little girl? :) And yeah how much did she weigh?

[Dimnos]

Had my kid. 8 lb 4 oz, 20 inches long...

Found the weight. :) Mine was a tiny one at 6 lb 12.6 oz

[Aaarg]

it's a girl? aaaawwwww how great!

[Zhukov]

Kilograms please, some of us live in the modern world >:

[King Hadas]

Happy Birthday. I'm glad things turned out okay for you. And for Kitsa as well. I've seen those "Baby Can Read" infomercials so I'm sure you'll be reading this yourself soon enough. Let's just hope your mother doesn't dally on making you your own I-mock user account.

[Darryl]

Kilograms please, some of us live in the modern world >:

The pound is a unit of weight.
The gram is a unit of mass.
The modern world should be using NEWTONS, not KG, fucking idiots >:



Ok, now back to Kitsa-baby love :love

[Kitsa]

Yep, 8 lb 4 oz or about 3 and 3 quarters kilos. :) Beautiful little girl. We named her Gabrielle, Gabby or Gabbers for short.

And yes, I am glad it's over. I look at her and can't believe that thing was actually in me, heh.

[lumpisan]

congratulations kitsa^^

[Tadao]

She's gonna have the coolest lunches.

[Fathom Zero]

I look at her and can't believe that thing was actually in me, heh.

The "cutest parasite ever" perspective. Nice :rock

[Colonel Flagg]

She's gonna have the coolest lunches.

:lol

[captain516]

Congratulations on your new spawn!

[Pentegarn]

Grats Kitsa!

When's the baby going to start posting?

[Babs]

Way to go Braveheart, I'm really happy everything went well besides all the broken glass diarrhea cramps. Hope to see pictures soon of Gabrielle.

[Pentegarn]

She already said no pics when I said make sure to post pics.

[Zhukov]

I was actually asking for the mass of the baby, Daryl. :rolleyes

Also, Gabbers is an awesome shortening.

[Tadao]

You do know babies poo, right? It's gonna be sooooo nasty. :(

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

[Pentegarn]

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

That sheds a horrible new light on this song

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[Fathom Zero]

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

So you got to play with the black tar already. :x

[Colonel Flagg]

She already said no pics when I said make sure to post pics.

On this board, you had to ask? I could'v predicted that answer a mile away.

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Good luck with that - remember we have some creative types. :(

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

Tootsie rolls? She's out of bilirubin already? My first pooped black/blue/green slime for the first 4 days or so. At least that's what I remember. After that, it resembled old Wispride. We didn't get our first bran muffin until after he began eating solid food. Tootsie Rolls didn't come until age 12-15 months or so.

Ah the food metaphors. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Makes you hungry.

[Terra]

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

ohsnap...I had round two while I was clearing up round one and Mia decided she didn't like what I had for dinner so it was some catholic cleansing shit with incense. Shit. I swear her head spun around on her shoulders...I was all WTF???

And whatever you do...don't do tequilla shots before you breastfeed. You'll regret that for DAYS.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Tadao]

Kahlua goes better with milk anyways.

[Babs]

You would say that you slit eye gook.

[Kitsa]

She had elevated bilirubin and low blood sugar when she was born, so matters were kind of taken out of my hands and she got a lot of formula right from the first 15 minutes of life. They needed to ship the excess bilirubin on out of her, so they wanted to create as much shit as possible. That's probably why she pooped a big tarry glob at first and very little since.

[Babs]

I see this a lot when I do blood tests on infants. Usually 7 out of 10.

[Kitsa]

yep, pretty common.

[Dimnos]

No pics. :(

[The Leader]

It's a baby. It looks like a baby.

[Babs]

YOU'RE A FUCKING BABY

[The Leader]

And you're a bitch, what's your point?

[Babs]

thats right imma bitch now whats ur point

[Dixie]

congrats kitsa!!!

[Kitsa]

thanks dixie, sorry about your spider bite

[Zhukov]

Kitsa is probably over the whole baby thing by now, I guess that's why we're not seeing any pictures.

[Kitsa]

on the contrary, I just don't need anyone photoshopping a dick into the photo or anything like that. No end of people out to prove how extreme they are, even if they're not pedos.

[Zhukov]

Nah, I'll stick with jaded.

[Fathom Zero]

How about just a picture of you? :3

[Colonel Flagg]

on the contrary, I just don't need anyone photoshopping a dick into the photo or anything like that. No end of people out to prove how extreme they are, even if they're not pedos.

Sad but true. I'll post pics of me, but not of anyone in my family ... for precisely the same reason. :(

I believe the spelling is "Xtreme" - but I could be wrong. :(

[Jeanette X]

Wow, I'm away from the boards for a while, and Kitsa goes and has her baby. Congratulations!

[Colonel Flagg]

She was supposed to wait? :confused

[Jeanette X]

She was supposed to wait? :confused

YES SHE WAS! >:

[Colonel Flagg]

Tell that to Gabrielle. :tear

[Kitsa]

Seeing as I'd been in labor for about 3 days before the C-section took place, I doubt Gabrielle was going to wait any longer. I walked into the hospital bowlegged.

[Evil Robot]

Remember to protect your baby from dingos.

[Zhukov]

Yes, it has been a bad season this year, so keep on your toes.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

I'm on it.

[Dimnos]

http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/61b2bcbbca7ea5a5ac588b2ae3d97d70.jpg

[stevetothepast]

CONGRATULATIONS KITSA KAT.

[Kitsa]

thanks