He's allergic to vagina and I couldn't care less...

[Kitsa]

(mildly nsfw pics, censored, in link)

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b167114_robert_pattinson_im_allergic_lady_parts.ht ml

not that I ever gave a rat's ass about twilight in the first place, but what a weird quote to go with those photos and that fanbase...:hypno

[Dimnos]

So is that his pretentious way of saying he is gay?

[Fathom Zero]

I always thought he was one of those poor bastards that didn't know he was gay yet.

[executioneer]

he also says he "met an elephant that wants to direct", so um probably just a flip jokey remark

[Kitsa]

probably his idea of being clever, but that stuff can be taken rampantly out of context.

[Ant10708]

john mayer's penis being a white supremesist when it comes to black women is the top quote of the year by a celebrity. it can't be topped even by some dude who is allergic to vag lol

[Dr. Boogie]

he also says he "met an elephant that wants to direct", so um probably just a flip jokey remark

That means he found a new top.

[Dimnos]

:lol

[kahljorn]

i think that this guy is proof that the world really is ran by the illuminati and they are all fucking with us,
"if we take some retarded dog looking dude -- right -- and then we surround him with hot chicks and put him in a movie where he's a vampire all the girls will think he's hot even though he's just some retarded dog lookin dude. Then we'll run Palin for US president in 2012."

"Hilarious."

[Tadao]

:lol
:conspiracy

[Pentegarn]

That article makes me laugh at the fangirls.

[kahljorn]

the new thing with fangirls will be having a hypo-allergenic vagina

[Sam]

I'M ALLERGIC TO VAGINAS TOO, I GET ALL SWOLLEN UP IN MY DICKCOCK AND THEN THICK WHITE SNOTTY STUFF STARTS SHOOTING OUT OF MY COCK IN LONG THREADS AND IT IS A MESSSSSS TO CLEAN UP. :rolleyes

Then I take a Claritin and everything is fine though. :(

[Babs]

I remember when Vampires used to suck blood, not dick.

[Esuohlim]

Babality Pancakes you never have an original thing to say, do you

[Babs]

I guess not, I'm just a newfag who can't triforce.

[WhiteRat]

The Twilight movies are very homo gay but I actually like Pattenson. The guy rips on the Twilight series, the author and it's fans. I almost feel bad for the guy when you have women who try to get him lick their self-inflicted neck puncture marks. Look at his fans. 99% of them are fatass butter trolls who sweat bacon grease and no one should deserve that as a punishment.

[Tadao]

Oh man, I could fall in love with a girl that tastes like bacon.

[Zomboid]

I agree with WhiteRat. I haaaate Twilight, and I initially disliked everyone associated with the books and movies, but when that guy started openly mocking the book, I couldn't help but refrain from hating him. I mean, that terrible author made him famous, and he shits all over her and her "work." I like that.

[kahljorn]

eh some people might just call that pretentious

[Grislygus]

I dunno, I heard that the fat mormon cow gave him stacks and stacks of TOP SEEKRIT SUPPLEMENTARY INFORMATION about her whiny bitch vampire boy so that he could BETTER UNDERTAND THE CHARACTER, an event followed by him laughing in her face


If that's true, then he's earned his paychecks and I hope he dives into an ocean of money every day like Scrooge McDuck, followed by him hopping in a diamondcrusted recreation of the mythic Hindu Juggernaut and ritualistically crushing his trusting and worshipful fans while achieving orgasm

[Kitsa]

I'm still not reading the book or watching the movie because it all looks incredibly fucking stupid to me.

[Grislygus]

GOOD, that indicates health

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Ant10708]

its sad that some of you fags are favoring him because you think he dissed twilight.

i looked online and his "disses" were barely disses at all. he says he didn't like the book and it felt like a sexual fantasy. omg! 1. the book isn't aimed at males so you aren't suppose to like it. 2. it basicvally is a sexual fantasy so he isn't dissing her book by saying as much.

Feel like I'm watching the daily show from last week

ROBERT PATTERSON EVISCERATES TWILIGHT AUTHOR

[Grislygus]

FOR THE RECORD: This is the quote Ant's talking about
“When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

UNFORTUNATELY:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/pattinsononedward.jpg



Honestly, you're like one of the fucking Gumbys from Monty Python :lol

[Grislygus]

NNNNNRGGH STUPAD PEOPLES HE DIDN'T DISS TWILIGHT AT ALL HE JUST SAID THAT HE HATED HIS PATHETIC CHARACTER AND HE HATED THE BOOKS AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND AND YOU'RE NOT SPOSED TO LIKE IT ANYWAY AND IT WAS A WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASY SO IT'S OKAY STOP TALKING BRAIN HURT

NO! NEDDY NO LIKE!

[captain516]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4372176402_fe0e1f9d7f.jpg
:lol

[Sam]

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DISSING IT?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Zhukov]

I thought the movie was bad, but certainly not god awful. I've seen far worse from the Wayans brothers.

The whole thing was a pretty good idea; but I think it was poorly executed, and there was basically no story to it other than this one good idea that goes nowhere and does nothing.

I hate that guy's stupid face and hair, and he has his own action figure. I don't like him.

[kahljorn]

WELL SAID

FUCK HIS HAIR AND FACE

[Zomboid]

Fuck, Ant, it'd be great if you could stop being such a fucking pain in the ass.

[Babs]

Chewbaca's for faggots.

[darkvare]

i don't really understand what that's supposed to mean but i hate twilight and what it is doing to vampires in the entertainment industrie we need a new blade movie direct by guillermo del toro

as a small sidenote hideo kojima is a huge twilight fan

[Ant10708]

I've seen far worse from the Wayans brothers.

I'm guessing you saw White Chicks lol

[Ant10708]

FOR THE RECORD: This is the quote Ant's talking about


UNFORTUNATELY:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/pattinsononedward.jpg



Honestly, you're like one of the fucking Gumbys from Monty Python :lol

I repeat: ROBERT PATTERSON EVISCERATES TWILIGHT AUTHOR

OMG HES SO BADASS RIGTH GUYS! DISSING TWILIGHT WHILE HIS CAREER DEPENDS ON IT! BADASS!

whats really sad is some of you guys apparently keep up on his quotes and magazine interviews. I never even read any quotes or interviews involving him until this thread. You guys know you secretly love twilight and are members of team edward.

[Ant10708]

i hate twilight and what it is doing to vampires in the entertainment industrie
and werewolves. saw this on ccn's tech section

"In a typo-ridden fit of rage, the note's author lets loose on the werewolf lore presented in The Wolfman, damning their accusations that any werewolf would ever transform into "some deformed mutation of a rapid dog" or be killed by a silver bullet."


the crazy twlight fans full letter is in the link
http://techland.com/2010/02/19/twilight-fan-the-wolfman-gives-werewolves-a-bad-name/

kind of insane to think that some people's only real exposure to vampires and werewolves in entertainment is thru this new teenager girls book/movie.

[Grislygus]

:lol STUPID PEOPAL USING GOOGLE I BET YOU'RE TWILIGHT FANS WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S A BADASS HE'S NOT YOU MUST NOT PROPERLY UNDERSTAND MY BITCHING :RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[Grislygus]

I'm sorry, buddy, I understand that a reference to both Scrooge McDuck and achieving orgasm while riding the ancient Hindu Juggernaut could be easily misconstrued as a serious statement. It's my bad, I know :( I'll be sure to be less subtle next time

[Ant10708]

GRISLYGUS EVISCERATES NO ONE

[darkvare]

how can you be so ignorant as to not know the whole mythology of the great and incredibly more awesome than vampires werewolfs

[Grislygus]

ANT10708 CLAPS HIS HANDS OVER HIS EARS AND HUMS LOUDLY

WAY TO REACT, CHAMP

[The Leader]

Juggalos ruin everything.

[Grislygus]

JUST TRYIN TO HOOK UP A NINJA WID A T SHIRT, SNITCH

[Sam]

CALL THE AMBERLAMPS CMON PICKUP YOUR PEEPLES

[bigtimecow]

HOMIES HOMIES

[Pentegarn]

I say we put it to a vote. Silver bullets vs. shape shifters. Would we win? As Twilight's devastating cloud of monster-fluff reaches further over sci-fi audiences, perhaps not.


There's something to that, sadly. The lore we 30+ peeps grew up knowing is likely going to all but be forgotten because of Twilight.

[Dimnos]

Dont sweat it bro. Its just a fad, it will pass.

[executioneer]

who gives a fuck, werewolves aren't real

[Pentegarn]

No, but they are cool (the old school ones are anyway)

[Tadao]

Werewolves will always be cooler than vampires. Vampires fuck like faggots.

[Grislygus]

but DUUUUUUUUUUDE Near Dark was the coolest movie ever :( With the cast from Aliens :( written and directed by Katherine Bigelow :( with the only decent synth-rock ending themesong ever to come out of the 80's :hypno LANCE HENRIIKSEN AND BILL PAXTON EXPLODING IN ATOMIC GODDAMN FIREBALLS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE :tear

[Tadao]

should I have read the link? :(

[Grislygus]

No, I'm just saying that vampires trump werewolves when they're psychomurderous cowboy outlaws that spend their time shooting cops and brutally murdering bikers for the hell of it

[Tadao]

Well fuck, now I have to make Wereporn to one up it. :tear

[Sam]

Near Dark IS awesome :eek

[Babs]

Can't even note Max Schreck? What the hell is wrong with you? Not like he is the only badass vampire right next to Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night.

[kahljorn]

Racists/etceterists :rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

Everyone knows the one true vampire is Blackula

[Dimnos]

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/drac/images/drac3.jpg


:rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

I don't care if he's gay...I still want to hit it. I would make him shower first though, I hear he isn't that big on hygiene.

/c'mere, pretty pale boy with bedroom eyes

[ZeldaQueen]

I knew it. Those nutty fangirls done turned him off Kristen Stewert.

I dunno, I heard that the fat mormon cow gave him stacks and stacks of TOP SEEKRIT SUPPLEMENTARY INFORMATION about her whiny bitch vampire boy so that he could BETTER UNDERTAND THE CHARACTER, an event followed by him laughing in her face

I don't blame him for laughing at her. She wrote that book to dispel the idea that he's a creepy stalker...by showing him as even more of a creepy stalker. Who seriously contemplates Native American genocide at one point.

At least Dracula managed to pull of the Magnificent Bastard vibe with that attitude.

[Kitsunexus]

Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?

[Tadao]

Kinda like you think you'll kiss a girl one day?

[Kitsunexus]

Kinda like you think you'll kiss a girl one day?

If I do, it will most likely be one of these fat Twilight fans, because unlike them I don't live in a fantasy world.

I just live in an asexual world. And I'm cool with that. If you have problems with the way I live my life, perhaps you should figure out what's wrong with yours first.

[Tadao]

You sure have a problem with the way they live their life. Maybe you should take your own advice and quit being a hypocritical twat.

[Grislygus]

yuxss1kBQWw

[Grislygus]

CbqU7NKUnhg

[Kitsunexus]

You sure have a problem with the way they live their life. Maybe you should take your own advice and quit being a hypocritical twat.

No, I have no problems with the way they live their life (which is really obvious if you decide to READ posts instead of picking out keywords and basing your post on them. What are you, Dr. Sbaitso?). If they wanna be fat and Twilight fans, by all means let them be fat Twilight fans, and I wish them nothing but happiness for the rest of their days.

I'm just saying that you'll never ever see a girl that one would refer to as "hot" actively participating in the Twilight fandom.

I wasn't criticizing their life choices and I'd appreciate it if in the future you'd stop twisting my words into something they're not. I mean seriously dude, what you posted was a MAJOR stretch of my words man, you TOOK TIME that you could have used to do anything else to think about that, and for what? To flame me out because I annoy the everloving shit out of you? Is that what this is all about? I mean, here I go, trying to avoid flamewars, and you wanna bring it right back again, what's up with that?

Dude, I'm telling you man, whatever beef you have with me, let it go. I'm trying to change into a user that DOESN'T bug the shit out of everybody, but it's really hard to do when you won't get off my ass. So will you chill, please?

[Grislygus]

TADAO


YOU TOOK TIME.




FREAK.

[Tadao]

Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?

This reads as "I HATE FAT GIRLS. WHY SHOULD THEY FEEL SECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES WHEN I DON'T!"

You like to talk shit about people, but when someone does the same to you, YOU ALWAYS FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT. What the fuck is your problem kid? You spend way too much time watching anime and playing games. Stop being such a whinny little faggot.

[Tadao]

PM TIME!

Look, I can see where you're coming from on why you hate me, and I can't blame you. I haven't made the greatest first impression, and I'll admit I haven't been the greatest towards you either.

But if you would LIKE to see me make a change, you're gonna have to get off my fucking back. I'm trying to mellow out here, and it's all I can do not to snap back into the self I'm trying to lose. Perhaps that speaks of personal problems I've yet to best, but regardless I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop hounding me through every thread and breaking the flow for some stupid vendetta you're carrying. You called me a hypocritical twat, and yet you're being guilty of all the trollish actions I've committed. Pot, meet kettle?

I'm not just singling you out, there's obviously others too, and I'm not saying you all aren't completely justified. But they know where to draw the line man, so that's why I'm messaging you.

Yeah, I could have just said "KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF", but I'm not like that. And if you ignore what I have to say, what am I going to do about it? Absolutely nothing, except try to keep my cool.

But I'd like to try and see if the civilized approach works first, not all of us Texans believe in shooting on sight.

Regardless of how you take this message, I wish you a good day.

-Kitsunexus

[Kitsunexus]

TADAO


YOU TOOK TIME.




FREAK.

Well, I wanted to put "wasted time", but we're on the Internet, timesink of the world, so shouldn't that have been obvious?

Anyway, you've made me relapse into my bad self again, here I go derailing threads and starting arguments.

Grislygus, I've taken my beef with Tadao up in PM, and I'm no longer posting in this thread. It'd probably be best if you quit dragging this flamewar out, and got back on topic.

Like I said, this is my final post in here. BACK TO TOPIC.

EDIT: Before I go, Tadao, I had no shame in sending that private message. It seems you have some shame though, you haven't even replied!

[Tadao]

:hat

[The Leader]

What a pussy.

[Grislygus]

Tadao, just talk to him. We don't want to see the fucking pm spat, Jesus

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, BOY

[Tadao]

I think he's too used to how things are in the Article Discussion area. I PM'ed him the way it seems to work on this side of the forums. Most people don't know that this used to be the home of the words greatest trolls.

[Babs]

Well, I wanted to put "wasted time", but we're on the Internet, timesink of the world, so shouldn't that have been obvious?

Anyway, you've made me relapse into my bad self again, here I go derailing threads and starting arguments.

Grislygus, I've taken my beef with Tadao up in PM, and I'm no longer posting in this thread. It'd probably be best if you quit dragging this flamewar out, and got back on topic.

Like I said, this is my final post in here. BACK TO TOPIC.

EDIT: Before I go, Tadao, I had no shame in sending that private message. It seems you have some shame though, you haven't even replied!

God damnit Gwildor, you are a fucking pussy.

[Tadao]

I think Kidsexless is way too much of a cry baby pussy to be here.

re: me not being able to take what I dish out

Wrong, I can take it if it's legit. Everyone else on this forum has provided legitimate criticism of what I do. I 100% agree with them, and that's what's inspired me to change my ways.

You on the other hand, are trolling me for your own satisfaction and twisting my words to support your own skewed viewpoint. Me insecure? I really couldn't give a damn about an Internet argument, and here you are fighting tooth and nail to WIN AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. There used to be a GIF online about such a thing, something about the Special Olympics, but I'm not going to waste my time pursuing this exercise in futilty. You've taken me to a level of humanity that I'm trying to ascend from, and in my mind there is no greater offense.

You know, I realize I'm feeding the troll here by even responding to your shit, but I'm not crying, Tadao. I'm just posting to tell you one thing:

FUCK OFF.

Since you like to call other people ignorant (despite not seeming to be the sharpest tool in the shed yourself) that means quit following me around trying to stir up shit to get your little dick hard, because I'm not jerking you off any longer, you furry piece of shit.

PS: Go ahead and post this without even having the decency or the balls to even reply back. Doing something like that is just a glaring example of your hypocrisy and your genetic nature as a shitwaste.

[Tadao]

:lol This is more his speed.

http://www.intothelabyrinth.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9401&highlight=#9401

Even then he pussed out a quit.

http://www.intothelabyrinth.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9424&highlight=#9424

What a little cry baby faggot.

[Grislygus]

God I wish I could read that, but all I see is "GAY PRETTY PRETTY JAP CRAP GAY PRETTY PRETTY JAP CRAP" written over and over again

[Tadao]

He tried to be bad ass by using the word ******.

[Grislygus]

OH












Did it work? I can't tell

[Tadao]

Nope, someone explained to him why he's a racist faggot and he ran away and then quit the forums.

HOW UNUSUAL!

[Grislygus]

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE DISSED BY ANYONE

DA DA da da duh duh

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE PISSED OFF BY ANYONE

dah dah DA DA

BUT WHEN YOU SEE ME TAKING SHIT FROM EVERYONE

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY, I WANNA DIE

[Grislygus]

It happens every day
no matter what you say

[Tadao]

:lol

[The Leader]

Grislygus, never leave us again.

[Kitsa]

my thread :(


THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE PRETTY THINGS

[Tadao]

TOO MANY FAT PEOPLE

[Dimnos]

:lol This is more his speed.

http://www.intothelabyrinth.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9401&highlight=#9401

Even then he pussed out a quit.

http://www.intothelabyrinth.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=9424&highlight=#9424

What a little cry baby faggot.


OMG that hurt my eyes. :tear

[kahljorn]

he got voted off the island :O