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Perndog
Feb 17th, 2010, 12:58 AM
Hi.
Highlights since I've been gone:
Drank way too fucking much. Simultaneously lost weight due to replacing dinner with beer.
Got fired from my job playing the trombone on a cruise ship. Reason: illegal blowjob from a 23-year-old chick who said she was a Jehovah's Witness and a virgin.
Went back to work at summer camp and shamelessly supplied alcohol to minors.
Pawned my trombone. Learned to sing.
Lived in various basements for several months playing World of Warcraft and failing to matter to the rest of the world.
Successfully quit playing World of Warcraft, moved out of the basement, and found better things to do with my life.
How about you guys?
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 01:19 AM
YOU GOT FIRED FOR GETTING A BLOWSIES? REPLACE TROMBONE WITH SAXOPHONE AND YOU ARE BILL CLINTON. :rolleyes
executioneer
Feb 17th, 2010, 05:19 AM
'illegal' blowjob?
Colonel Flagg
Feb 17th, 2010, 05:34 AM
Maybe her dad walked in on them? Or maybe this was a "NO BJ's" cruise line.
In any case, Carnival does NOT have the fun. :(
Zhukov
Feb 17th, 2010, 07:11 AM
Illegal as in against the LAW (where you in international waters at the time?) or illegal as in against the law of the SHIP?
Also, hello Perndog.
Fathom Zero
Feb 17th, 2010, 09:07 AM
Sodomy hasn't been illegal in the US since 2003. Unless there's another reason why it is.
Terra
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:00 AM
Wow Perndog! Was that YOU I was blowng?? Sorry I got you fired. :(
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:33 AM
Yeah right Terra you're like 37
Dimnos
Feb 17th, 2010, 01:17 PM
Yeah I want to know more about the illegality of said BJ.
The Leader
Feb 17th, 2010, 02:01 PM
See loveline for more.
No link, find it yourself.
Dimnos
Feb 17th, 2010, 02:14 PM
THE STORY
There is the link you lazy ass.
The Leader
Feb 17th, 2010, 02:17 PM
You're the one who had to be told where to look.
Dimnos
Feb 17th, 2010, 02:47 PM
You always bring that up every time we fight. Cant we just get on with our lives and leave it in the past? :tear
Perndog
Feb 17th, 2010, 03:03 PM
Short story for those who don't want to read the wall-o-text in Loveline:
I broke international law by bringing a passenger into crew quarters (for a blowjob) without permission from ship's command. Carnival was obliged to fire me.
Tadao
Feb 17th, 2010, 03:08 PM
obligated
The Leader
Feb 17th, 2010, 03:43 PM
Much obliged, Tadao.
Tadao
Feb 17th, 2010, 04:02 PM
I felt obligated.
kahljorn
Feb 17th, 2010, 05:44 PM
she felt obligated
The Leader
Feb 17th, 2010, 06:27 PM
So she obliged.
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 09:03 PM
I wish she was hand jobligated. :(
Colonel Flagg
Feb 17th, 2010, 09:28 PM
Even if he didn't get any, he'd have been canned. Kudos to P-dog for at least getting his knob gobbled. :orgasm
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:07 PM
Gob knobbled
Dixie
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:08 PM
damn perndog, i never knew you had it in ya.
i'm kind of proud of you.
captain516
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:23 PM
What's with all these old users coming back anyways?
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:26 PM
all one of them?:rolleyes
Perndog
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:35 PM
Obliged, motherfuckers. Same meaning, two fewer letters.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/obliged
captain516
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:37 PM
Sam, did you forget about George already?
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:42 PM
Same meaning, two fewer letters.
Sentence fragment, son
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:44 PM
Sam, did you forget about George already?
George who has been gone since December?
No one likes a sassmouth, son. :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:52 PM
son
executioneer
Feb 17th, 2010, 10:56 PM
sonny jim
Perndog
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:01 PM
Sentence fragment, son
get out of my thread
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:06 PM
GET THE FRAGMENT OUT OF HERE BOY
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:08 PM
Whoa there Perndog, no capitalization and punctuation? Did your inner grammar nazi take a cyanide pill?
Perndog
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:11 PM
no u
Terra
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:12 PM
Yeah right Terra you're like 37
Why you, you.....I just turned 25. >:
Sam
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:23 PM
i'll be 25 next week :(
Terra
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:28 PM
i'll be 25 next week :(
Welcome to the "Old Fart's Club." I'll be there at the door with a shooter of Geritol.
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:34 PM
No way you were 25 when you first got here, and even then you were lying about it.
Terra
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:38 PM
No way you were 25 when you first got here, and even then you were lying about it.
Have you had your geritol today?? :)
Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:42 PM
Yeah, you wish, grandma
Dixie
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:44 PM
i'm almost 30, shut up.
Tadao
Feb 17th, 2010, 11:50 PM
gilfs
Babs
Feb 18th, 2010, 03:45 AM
George stopped by in December to show off the gun he's been sticking in his mouth from time to time.
edit: didn't see the above posts noting George's appearances.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 18th, 2010, 04:03 PM
25 TO LIFE SON
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