Unexpected appearance 2010

[Perndog]

Hi.

Highlights since I've been gone:

Drank way too fucking much. Simultaneously lost weight due to replacing dinner with beer.

Got fired from my job playing the trombone on a cruise ship. Reason: illegal blowjob from a 23-year-old chick who said she was a Jehovah's Witness and a virgin.

Went back to work at summer camp and shamelessly supplied alcohol to minors.

Pawned my trombone. Learned to sing.

Lived in various basements for several months playing World of Warcraft and failing to matter to the rest of the world.

Successfully quit playing World of Warcraft, moved out of the basement, and found better things to do with my life.

How about you guys?

[Sam]

YOU GOT FIRED FOR GETTING A BLOWSIES? REPLACE TROMBONE WITH SAXOPHONE AND YOU ARE BILL CLINTON. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

'illegal' blowjob?

[Colonel Flagg]

Maybe her dad walked in on them? Or maybe this was a "NO BJ's" cruise line.

In any case, Carnival does NOT have the fun. :(

[Zhukov]

Illegal as in against the LAW (where you in international waters at the time?) or illegal as in against the law of the SHIP?

Also, hello Perndog.

[Fathom Zero]

Sodomy hasn't been illegal in the US since 2003. Unless there's another reason why it is.

[Terra]

Wow Perndog! Was that YOU I was blowng?? Sorry I got you fired. :(

[Esuohlim]

Yeah right Terra you're like 37

[Dimnos]

Yeah I want to know more about the illegality of said BJ.

[The Leader]

See loveline for more.

No link, find it yourself.

[Dimnos]

THE STORY

There is the link you lazy ass.

[The Leader]

You're the one who had to be told where to look.

[Dimnos]

You always bring that up every time we fight. Cant we just get on with our lives and leave it in the past? :tear

[Perndog]

Short story for those who don't want to read the wall-o-text in Loveline:

I broke international law by bringing a passenger into crew quarters (for a blowjob) without permission from ship's command. Carnival was obliged to fire me.

[Tadao]

obligated

[The Leader]

Much obliged, Tadao.

[Tadao]

I felt obligated.

[kahljorn]

she felt obligated

[The Leader]

So she obliged.

[Sam]

I wish she was hand jobligated. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Even if he didn't get any, he'd have been canned. Kudos to P-dog for at least getting his knob gobbled. :orgasm

[Esuohlim]

Gob knobbled

[Dixie]

damn perndog, i never knew you had it in ya.
i'm kind of proud of you.

[captain516]

What's with all these old users coming back anyways?

[Sam]

all one of them?:rolleyes

[Perndog]

Obliged, motherfuckers. Same meaning, two fewer letters.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/obliged

[captain516]

Sam, did you forget about George already?

[Esuohlim]

Same meaning, two fewer letters.

Sentence fragment, son

[Sam]

Sam, did you forget about George already?

George who has been gone since December?

No one likes a sassmouth, son. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

son

[executioneer]

sonny jim

[Perndog]

Sentence fragment, son

get out of my thread

[Sam]

GET THE FRAGMENT OUT OF HERE BOY

[Esuohlim]

Whoa there Perndog, no capitalization and punctuation? Did your inner grammar nazi take a cyanide pill?

[Perndog]

no u

[Terra]

Yeah right Terra you're like 37


Why you, you.....I just turned 25. >:

[Sam]

i'll be 25 next week :(

[Terra]

i'll be 25 next week :(

Welcome to the "Old Fart's Club." I'll be there at the door with a shooter of Geritol.

[Esuohlim]

No way you were 25 when you first got here, and even then you were lying about it.

[Terra]

No way you were 25 when you first got here, and even then you were lying about it.


Have you had your geritol today?? :)

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, you wish, grandma

[Dixie]

i'm almost 30, shut up.

[Tadao]

gilfs

[Babs]

George stopped by in December to show off the gun he's been sticking in his mouth from time to time.

edit: didn't see the above posts noting George's appearances.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

25 TO LIFE SON