BEER AND SANDWICHES

[Grislygus]

I LIKE BEER AND SANDWICHES

EVERYONE LIKES BEER AND SANDWICHES

HERE ARE SOME BEER AND SANDWICHES


ITALIAN BAKE

Hoagie rolls, Olive oil, Italian Salad Dressing, Swiss Cheese, Cherry Tomatoes , Pickles, Onions, Sliced Ham, Salami (OPTIONAL YELLOW MUSTARD BECAUSE MUSTARD IS GOOD WITH BEER AND SANDWICHES)


THIS IS A RECIPE FOR A LOT OF SANDWICHES. TOAST AS MANY THE HOAGIE ROLLS AS NEEDED FOR A LOT OF SANDWICHES. DICE AS MANY PICKLES, ONIONS, AND CHERRY TOMATOES AS NEEDED FOR A LOT OF SANDWICHES. MIX IN BOWL WITH ITALIAN DRESSING AND A SMALL DALLOP OF OLIVE OIL. SHOULD NOT BE TOO LIQUIDY. PUT SWISS CHEESE, HAM, AND SALAMI IN HOAGIE ROLLS AND SPREAD VEGGIE/DRESSING/OIL MIX OVER HAM AND SALAMI AND CHEESE. WRAP ITALIAN HOAGIES IN TIN FOIL AND BAKE AT 300 DEGREES UNTIL AWESOME MELTY GOODNESS SETS IN. EAT LOTS OF SANDWICHES. DRINK PERONI OR FAT TIRE. BEER AND SANDWICHES!
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GRISLYGUS’ PATENT-PENDING FAVORITE SANDWICH

Pastrami, Rye bread, RED Onions, Jalapenos, Butter, Louisiana Hot Sauce (preferably Ashanti brand), and McMenamins’ Spicy Dijon Mustard god help you if you fuck this up YOU WILL USE MCMENAMINS AND NO OTHER I am the expert on mustards and hot sauces and DON’T YOU DARE USE TABASCO, YOU TRAITOROUS PIECE OF SHIT

SPREAD THE MCMENAMINS ON THE RYE BREAD, AND PILE THE PASTRAMI ON THERE (NOTE: YOU SHOULD BE LIKE A LONELY WOMAN PILING COOKIE DOUGH ON TOP OF A GALLON OF ICE CREAM). NOW FINELY CHOP THE RED ONIONS AND SLICE THE JALAPENOS NICELY YEAH, THAT’S FUCKIN TITS NOW FRY THEM UP IN BUTTER AND LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE, GET IT NICE AND JUICY NOW AND CONTINUE UNTIL ALL THE LIQUID’S BEEN SUCKED UP UNLESS YOU USED WAY TOO MUCH AND IN THAT CASE YOU’RE A FUCKING DUMBASS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED NOW POUR THE ONIONS/JALAPENOS/REMNANT PAN JUICE OVER THE PASTRAMI

NOW PAIR THAT SHIT UP WITH A NICE (BUT NON-SYRUPY, THIS IS CRITICAL) BROWN ALE LIKE NEWCASTLE OR (PREFERABLY) KODIAK BROWN. BEER AND SANDWICHES!
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KILLERJACK ONION MADNESSFACE

Sourdough, Pepperjack cheese, Onions Rings, Sauerkraut, Green Bell Peppers, bratwurst, Tabasco (NOT Louisiana hot sauce, you need Tabasco’s extra vinegar kick AND IT’S THERE, YOU SKEPTICS. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.) and German Mustard

I’M NOT TELLING YOU HOW TO MAKE ONION RINGS. IF YOU CAN COOK ANYTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN SCRAMBLED EGGS THEN YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW HOW AND IF YOU DON’T YOUR FAMILY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU. I’M ALSO NOT TELLING YOU HOW TO COOK A GOOD BRATWURST FOR THE SAME REASON, YOU DROOLING MORON. YEAH, YOU. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SOME POP TARTS INSTEAD, LAGASSE. ANYWAY YOU SLICE THE BRATWURST LONGWAYS AND YOU MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF ALL OF THAT AND IT’S A KILLERJACK ONION MADNESS FACE AND YOU DRINK IT WITH A GERMAN OR BELGIAN SUMMER BEER. BEER AND SANDWICHES! POST YOUR BEER AND SANDWICHES

[Sam]

I HATE ONIONS :(

EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE RINGED AND DEEP FRIED :(

SAM'S GRILLED CHEESE NIGHTMARE

TAKE SOME FUCKING CHEESE
TAKE SOME FUCKING BREAD
TAKE SOME FUCKING BUTTER
PUT THE BUTTER ON THE BREAD YOU DUMBMOTHERFUCK
PILE THESE THINGS INTO SANDWICH FORM
COOK IT BUT DON'T LET IT BURN LIKE MY LAZY COW OF A WIFE
DRINK A CASE OF BEER AND THEN EAT THE SANDWICH IT WILL TASTE AMAZING
SLICE A PICKLE UP AND EAT IT TOO THAT SHIT WILL TASTE GREAT

[Grislygus]

THAT IS WHY THE KILLERJACK ONION MADNESSFACE SPECIFICALLY REQUIRES ONION RINGS, RATHER THAN NORMAL ONIONS


ALL IS WELL, MY SON; I AM THE BEER AND SANDWICH MAN AND I MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE

[Grislygus]

AAAAAH I SHOULD HAVE QUOTED YOU

BUT THE GRILLED CHEESE NIGHTMARE WITH CASE OF BEER GETS THE OFFICIAL THREAD SEAL OF APPROVAL

[Sam]

A CASE OF OLD RASPUTIN IS PREFERRED

[Grislygus]

THE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT GET THE BEER AND SANDWICH SEAL OF APPROVAL ARE GUY FIERI AND ANDREW ZIMMERN









WHAT A COUPLE OF HOMOS

[bigtimecow]

please combine with my thread, this could be absolutely fantastic


YESTERDAY I MADE A GREAT SANDWICH TO GO WITH SOME GREAT BEER

SPLIT ASIAGO CHEESE ROLL DOWN MIDDLE, GRILL WITH OLIVE OIL ON INNER FACES
TAKE HONEY ROASTED TURKEY AND CHEDDAR CHEESE
PLACE TURKEY AND CHEESE BETWEEN BREAD AND GRILL IN PAN TO MELT CHEESE AND BROWN BREAD
WHEN DONE ADD RED ONIONS, ROMAIN LETTUCE, AND PICKLES
TAKE BBQ CHIPS AND PLACE ON SANDWICH
EAT
DRINK WITH A DARKER BEER

this sandwich does not even compare to gris' italian bake, but it was good :(

[captain516]

I LIKE A SANDWICH WITH GRILLED CHICKEN, AVACADO, AND BACON. I'VE NEVER TRIED IT WITH BEER THOUGH.

[Sam]

THEN GTFO >:

[Sam]

THIS THREAD IS FOR MEN

MEN WHO EAT SANDWICHES

WITH FUCKING BEERRRR

[Sam]

AND POSSIBLY LADIES

LADIES WHO EAT SANDWICHES

WITH FUCKING BEERRRR

THEY BETTER MAKE ME ONE TOO THOUGH, UNLIKE MY IGNORANT COW OF A WIFE

[Grislygus]

JESUS CHRIST captain selfish WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT IN THE BEER AND SANDWICHES THREAD

WE NEED TO RECORD THE COMPANION BEER FOR POSTERITY, YOU FUCK

[bigtimecow]

SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE

I WOULD HAVE RATHERED A LONG TRAIL BUT IT WAS STILL GOOD

[captain516]

AW JEEZ I'M SORRY GUS
I'LL MAKE ONE TOMORROW AND LET YOU KNOW
I PROMISE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I ATE A TURKEY SANDWHICH MADE WITH TURKEY AND BEERRRR BREAD

[RaNkeri]

BACON SANDWICH, BITCHES

[Sam]

WHAT KIND OF BEER FINDLAND? THAT FUCKING DIABETES BEER YOU CHUG DOWN?

[RaNkeri]

FUCKIN' KUKKO, MOTHERFUCKER

[Sam]

AIGHT MUTHERFUCK

I JUST ATE A BACON SANDWICH AS WELL AND I WASHED IT DOWN WITH A MODELO ESPECIAL BECAUSE IT'S 10 IN THE MORNING AND I'M COOL LIKE THAT

[bigtimecow]

LAST NIGHT I MADE A GRILLED CHEESE WITH OLIVE OIL INSTEAD OF BUTTER AT LIKE 3:30 AM AND I DRANK A PABST WITH IT WHICH I NORMALLY WOULDN'T DRINK BUT I ONLY HAVE A FEW SIERRA NEVADA'S LEFT AND WANTED TO SAVE THEM AND IT WAS 3:30 AM SO IT WAS ALRIGHT

I MEAN FUCK

[Sam]

Oh man that sounds real nice

[bigtimecow]

LADIES WHO EAT SANDWICHES

WITH FUCKING BEERRRR

IS THERE ANY BEER MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR SEX

AND THANKS SAM FOR GOING ALL META AND AGREEING WITH THIS ON IMOCK AND FB :(

[Sam]

I'M TOTALLY META

[stevetothepast]

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (IF TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING).

TAKE SOME LEFT OVER DINNER ROLLS.
THROW BIG DARK PEICES OF TURKEY ON THE ROLL.
THEN ADD CRANBERRY SAUCE AND A LITTLE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
IF YOU HAVE GRAVY ADD THAT SHIT TOO.

THEN DRINK IT WITH RICKARDS WHITE.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

IS THERE ANY BOOZE MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR SEX

TEQUILA

:PEEWEEHERMANDANCE

[executioneer]

IM SO MANLY I ONLY DRINK WHISKY WITH MY SANDWICHES BEER IS FOR *PUSSIES*

[Sam]

OH SHIIIITTTT

[executioneer]

IM JK BEER IS FINE :(

[Sam]

Willie has humbled everyone. :(

[bigtimecow]

I'M DURNK OFF OF BLUE MOON

[executioneer]

I'LL DRINK TO THAT

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/1608.jpg

[Grislygus]

I am not used to being humbled in the whiskey arena :(

BUT I APPROVE OF BUSHMILLS


back on subject,

DEEP FRIED PEANUT BUTTER BANANA SANDWICH WITH A HOEGAARDEN OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE ELVIS ON THE CUSP OF FATDOM

[Tadao]

I just ate a turkey egg cheese hotsauce sandwich with a bloodymary.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm having a turkey sandwich with tomatoes and a beer right now!

Sandwich is good, beer's just ok.

[Pentegarn]

If you count a gyro as a sort of sandwich I had a very good gyro yesterday.

[Babs]

Where did you get yours at? Apollo's?

[Pentegarn]

King Gyros, normally I don't think they are open on Sundays but he was having a buy 2 king gyros and 5 dollars goes to Haiti. My brother is a regular customer there so we grabbed 4 gyros.

[Tadao]

I keep looking for gyros in my part of L.A. but little Armenia is so close that they only have febab and falafel. I can't wait till a greek festival comes to town. I need one soon. I think I will drink a Bass pale ale with it.

[Babs]

King Gyros is so good, I haven't been there in long time since I started going to Apollo's off of high street.

[Pentegarn]

Does Apollo's do the Greek Festival at the Cathedral, Babality? If they do I bet I have had some of their food.

I feel bad for you Tadao, when you want a good gyro you need a good gyro :(

[kahljorn]

I keep looking for gyros in my part of L.A.I don't know what part of LA you live in, I'm guessing further south or somethin, but Venice beach has some good gyros. In tht building where you walk inside of it and there's like 7 different tiny restaurants almost like a mall food court (except its more like a hallway) and there's like an indian place, a pizza place, a hotdog place or some shit and a greek place where they have pretty good Gyros.

its like where those bronze statue dudes are always at and right in front of where that guy who jumped on glass wa, if I'm remembering right.

[Tadao]

Over by the muscle beach area?

[Babs]

Does Apollo's do the Greek Festival at the Cathedral, Babality? If they do I bet I have had some of their food.

I feel bad for you Tadao, when you want a good gyro you need a good gyro :(

yes they do actually

[kahljorn]

Over by the muscle beach area? That's like at the southern entrance (i think) its further north of that.

I dunno how to explain it or even the name. I know its on a corner and its right on the beach. I think its after all those booths they have and across from a pizza place, but before that liquor store. not sure though. There's an entrance that faces the beach and it enters into a hallway and there's food places on the left and right side and one all the way at the end.

[Tadao]

Yeah Muscle beach is the south area. I have a feeling I know exactly where you are talking about now. Maybe 2 or 3 blocks north of the muscle heads. I'll for sure hunt it down next time I'm there.

I'm in downtown L.A. half the month. Near Griffith Park.

[kahljorn]

yea that sounds about right.

[Babs]

So I decided to change it up today.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/thelarrydavid.jpg

Yes, I had the infamous Larry David. It was..... actually quite edible. I wouldn't eat in on regular basis but it is most definitely fit for beer. Drink a couple of New Castles and you can find your self eating this.

[stevetothepast]

wow I didn't think the fish would look like that.

I don't think I could eat it, but I do love seafood.

[elx]

i love sammiches :) for something sweet the best is my peanut butter sandwich which is made by toasting* two slices of whole wheat bread, spreading just a tiny bit of honey on one slice and peanut butter on the other and sticking banana slices inbetween.

*don't try this on your own unless you intend to toast the bread, you simply cannot have soft bread; it'll let you down immensely. the whole thing will become gooby and globby and you really don't want all of that mess up in your mouth. :( trust me.

also it's wonderful with lemonade.

[Zhukov]

I actually like peanut butter and jam sandwiches, I thought it would be disgusting until I tried it. For some reason you guys call it peanut butter and jelly.

They make this stuff here locally called creamed honey or something like that, and it's got the consistency of butter but it's made out of honey. It tastes great and you can put it on your non toasted bread without fear of going gooey.

I also really like vegemite sandwiches, although it's an acquired taste.


Fuck beer though.

[Pentegarn]

I also really like vegemite sandwiches, although it's an acquired taste.

Of course you do, after all, 'you come from a land down under' hey-oh! /rimshot


OK I'm done with that stupid joke now

[bigtimecow]

Fuck beer though.
GET THE FUCK OUT I VOTE YES

[Grislygus]

ZHUKOV WHAT THE HELL, MAN

[Tadao]

An Aussie who doesn't like beer? HIGHLY UNLIKELY!

[Sam]

HEY ZHUKOV

YOU AIN'T WELCOME IN THESE HERE PARTS >:

ALSO WE CALL IT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY BECAUSE IT'S MADE WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND MOTHERFUCKING JELLY

YOU IGNORANT FUCK

[elx]

i bet wiffles doesnt like beer either and i bet wiffles and i and zhukov could take this thread and make it our own if we wanted to and then you guys wouldn't be welcome here.

JERKS. :(

[Sam]

YOU WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE BEER DRINKING MAJORITY >:

[Grislygus]

THE RIVERS WILL RUN WITH HOPS, BARLEY, YEAST AND BLOOD

[bigtimecow]

I SWEAT BEER

AFTER I GET WINDED FROM CHUGGING BEER

[Zhukov]

Vegemite is harder than any alcohol and I bet only elx and wiffles and I are the only ones tough enough to eat it.

>:

[Dimnos]

Yes. You and the little girls are the rough ones. :lol Well... Wiffles maybe.

Whats the deal? Is Tasmania just not into beer like the Australia? That why you guys packed up and moved to the island? You were tired of those fucking jerks getting drunk and being asses to eachother?

[Zhukov]

Well, apparently we have the best beer in the country brewed here, but everyone says that about their own beer. I have seen it for sale in the UK though.

I just don't like either the taste of alcohol or what it does to you. Sandwiches, however, are usually quite alright.

[Grislygus]

MARMITE SUPERIOR

VEGEMITE INFERIOR

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/soundwave-1.png

[kahljorn]

Vegemite is harder than any alcohol and I bet only elx and wiffles and I are the only ones tough enough to eat it.WHAT ABOUT POOP? I BET YOURE THE ONLY ONES THAT COULD HANDLE A SHIT SANDWICH TOO.

BURN.

SOMEBODY BETTER CALL THE BURN WARD TO PREPARE SOME SPACE FOR ZHUKOV

[Zhukov]

KAHL I THINK IT'S ONLY YOU WITH POOP HARDER THAN ANYTHING BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD DIET.

TRY SOME VEGEMITE IT HAS LOTS OF FIBER AND VITAMIN B.


OHHHHHH.

[Sam]

I JUST HAD A BREAKFAST BURRITO (THE MEXICAN FORM OF THE SANDWICH) AND THREE MODELO ESPECIAL FOR BREAKFAST

TOO AWESOME

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK ALL WEEK.

[Sam]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BILL

[RaNkeri]

HAM SANDWICH & STRONGBOW CIDER

YEEAAAAAAHHH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ITS MY MA'S BIRTHDAY TONIGHT SO WE'RE GOING DRINKIN AND EATIN SAMMICHES LATER.

[Sam]

EATTIN SANDICHES WIT CHA MAH

[RaNkeri]

YOU GONNA GET ON HARLEYS AND RIDE INTO THE SUNSET AFTER THAT?

[RaNkeri]

SAM AND I DO IT ALL THE TIME AND IT'S PRETTY COOL Y'KNOW?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

AND SIDECARS FOR KEGS

[bigtimecow]

IT'S 1:30 AM I'VE BEEN IN THE STUDIO FOR 12 HOURS AND I WANT A BEER BUT I DIDN'T BUY ANY EARLIER FUCK I CAN AT LEAST MAKE A SANDWICH WHEN I GET HOME OR MAYBE DRIVE THROUGH DOWNTOWN AND SEE WHAT BARS ARE STILL OPEN SO I CAN GET A BREW