I like the Doc Mocks show!

[TheCoolinator]

Hey everyone,

My friends and I have been following your website for years now and I've just had the chance to get into the Doc Mock show. All I have to say is that it's better then most of the shows I've seen on cable in the last decade.

Thanks again for allowing me to join!

[The Leader]

Fuck off.

[TheCoolinator]

OK....terrific!

Nice Signature. I think the only thing they did right when making DOOM 3 was those guys. They were faithful representations of the original designs.

[The Leader]

I liked how they added that transparent ecto-goo skin to them. :o

[TheCoolinator]

The first time I started played the game I stopped the minute I got to Hell. I just got fed up with it entirely because of how dark everything was, then a little while later I tried it again from that save point and was surprised by the little twist they gave the game towards the end. Namely the Soul Cube or whatever the hellraiser rip off box thing was.

I thought that gave it just enough "umph" for me to drudge through it and reach the end. The cyber demon was also done well. I never played the expansions though.

Question:

Is there a way for me to subscribe to threads to see if anything new occured in them? So when I sign on I will just click user CP and see what threads have been updated instead of going to my e-mail everytime?

[captain516]

Hi, newbie! To answer your question, just click on "Thread Tools".

[bigtimecow]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS

[Sam]

FUCKING HELL

[The Leader]

Yeah, when you join forums you should probably read the rules and guidelines (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/faq.php?faq=rules_guidelines#faq_rules_guide). Especially number 9. :(

[Tadao]

I don't want to go to your blog spot. :(

[Supafly345]

Here's a condensed experience of his blog!
“The two biggest tragedies I can recall other than world wars concerning America was Kennedy’s assassination and the attack on 9/11. And they both remain completely unanswered,” Blastos said.

[RaNkeri]

Yeah, all those bullshit wars that claim to be tragic without america's involvement really piss me off!

[TheCoolinator]

Hmmm, I wish there was a way I could just change the title of this thread to "I LIKE DOC MOCKS SHOW" ....that should repair the damage.

[The Leader]

You're going to get along marvelously with Geggy.

[TheCoolinator]

Here's a condensed experience of his blog!
“The two biggest tragedies I can recall other than world wars concerning America was Kennedy’s assassination and the attack on 9/11. And they both remain completely unanswered,” Blastos said.


Ya, I don't really cover too much of that stuff on my blog but that 9/11 article was from Russian Today and I just had to post it seeing that no other domestic news agencies were covering it. It's an interesting read.

[thegrayhoodie]

whoa guys lay off the kid i think his poasts are pretty cool(inator) lolol
get the fuck outta here

[Evil Robot]

Location: Mean Streets of New York

what street would that be?

[Colonel Flagg]

why was he not banned straightaway?

[Wiffles]

Hi, welcome and enjoy your stay, person ^.^

[Zhukov]

Well since the rules state that we can only have one new person, I suggest banning Thegreyhoodie and keeping The Coolinator.

[Evil Robot]

It still could turn spambot on us.

[Terra]

Aw, bless his/her wee little heart. Reading the rules is secondary. Lets cut the kid some slack.

[TheCoolinator]

whoa guys lay off the kid i think his poasts are pretty cool(inator) lolol
get the fuck outta here

Hi, welcome and enjoy your stay, person ^.^

Well since the rules state that we can only have one new person, I suggest banning Thegreyhoodie and keeping The Coolinator.

Aw, bless his/her wee little heart. Reading the rules is secondary. Lets cut the kid some slack.

Thanks!

My bad about the "Hi, I'm new thread" if the moderator was around I would ask him to change the name to something different. All I remember from the terms and conditions is the whole "Don't be malicious to anyone" and so on and so forth.

[The Leader]

Don't be malicious? That's what this forum is all about! I think you must have read the wrong page.

[Zhukov]

We're not supposed to be malicious? Woops.

The only thing I can remember is not to make "hi, I'm new!" threads, although I honestly don't care if someone does, and that we should all just be ourselves and not try too hard to be funny.

[TheCoolinator]

not try too hard to be funny

absolutely,

Humor is only good if it's done at the right time. You can't force it. It has to be organic.

[Tadao]

AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

e_pGKNnFFec

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCoolinator1

[TheCoolinator]

Thanks for the free publicity :love

[Tadao]

Thanks for the laughs.

[Evil Robot]

I like how this guys pretending he doesn't suck and is lame. Even his sig is stupid, I bet he saw them on motivational posters.

[Hangie]

Jesus this is worse than when I joined....maybe

fuck I AM THIS GUY WHY AM I NOT DEAD

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks for playing.

[Otto]

Hi! Welcome to the forKILL YOURSELF

[TheCoolinator]

Jesus this is worse than when I joined....maybe

fuck I AM THIS GUY WHY AM I NOT DEAD

It's not too bad...... Maybe if the words came out of my monitor and impaled themselves in my chest it would be worse but just expletives being typed on some forum on teh internetz is not too harsh. I can take it.

ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR WHIPPING BOY!!!!

To think of it, I'm still feeling kind of guilty about missing the whole "Don't Make Hi I'm new threads" rule, so I guess I deserve it in a way. :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR WHIPPING BOY!!!!

Didn't JOAT say this? Was it a punching bag? :?

[Uncle_Sham]

ive been here for 4 years and im still the new guy

[Supafly345]

I like you okay coolinator, you just have a horrible name and started a gay thread.

[Uncle_Sham]

hey coolinator

[Zomboid]

What the fuck makes you think you're any less horrible? Stay gone.

[Colonel Flagg]

And we thought he was gone.

[Sam]

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE?

[Grislygus]

The little fella finally stopped skulking around and posted again?

DAAAAAAAWWW, SHY LITTLE THANG'S GROWIN UP

[captain516]

Seriously, what is it with all the old people coming back? Nostalgia? Boredom?

[Zomboid]

He's not an old person; he's just a fat waste of life that annoyed the shit out of everyone, tried to be a troll, failed, and then fucked off.

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] and then fucked off.

Ah, if only ...

[TheCoolinator]

I like you okay coolinator, you just have a horrible name and started a gay thread.

I know, I know, I wish one of the moderators would just change the name of it already to something more pleasing to the eye. I'm thinking the "I hate TheCoolinator" thread.....or...... "Doc Mock's show is really good....no really it is...give it a try...."


hey coolinator

Hey buddy!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You can change it yourself.

[Tadao]

Shhhhhhhhhh

[Uncle_Sham]

i might just leave again mockerys been kinda gay lately with all this doc mock garbage flooding the front page

[TheCoolinator]

i might just leave again mockerys been kinda gay lately with all this doc mock garbage flooding the front page

Why so much hate for the Doc Mock show? Am I missing something here?

[Tadao]

Read his old posts, he's an idiot.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wouldn't give him that much credit.

[TheCoolinator]

Read his old posts, he's an idiot.

lol,

charming. :love

[Uncle_Sham]

i would like to start over fresh, so what do you say, give and old guy a chance?

[Tadao]

no, you have to work for it like everyone else. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[Uncle_Sham]

wtf k

[Grislygus]

Nobody even really knows who the fuck you are, the name Uncle_Sham just brings of vague memories of weak faggotry. Vague memories reaffirmed by begging for a "fresh start", no one cares

unless you resume being retarded, that is

[Uncle_Sham]

so you would rather me resume my old retarded self rather than adding my own new found wit and intelligence to the forum?

[Evil Robot]

To tell you the truth I never even noticed him before. Hi uncle sham Im evil robot pleasure to meet you.

[Uncle_Sham]

nice too meet you too!

[Tadao]

so you would rather me resume my old retarded self rather than adding my own new found wit and intelligence to the forum?

FUCKING HELL YOU ARE DENSE

[Tadao]

NO HOPE

NO HOPE

[Grislygus]

no one cares

unless you resume being retarded

Oh man, that was WAY too complicated. Can anyone translate that into Shamglish?

[Evil Robot]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP THE SIMPSONS ARE ALMOST ON.

[Grislygus]

so you would rather me resume my old retarded self rather than adding my own new found wit and intelligence to the forum?

Hang on, I'll use an English>Shamglish Online translator, see if that helps



No one will care enough to belittle your newfound wit and intelligence unless you resume your old retarded self

[Tadao]

TOO MANY WORDS! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[Grislygus]

Not necessarily, it's been proven in laboratory tests that Shamglish speakers are sometimes capable of limited phrase recognition

[Colonel Flagg]

We are ignorant f**ks.

[Babs]

I like Doc Mock's show too.

[Zhukov]

Thought you fucked off too. :\

[Pentegarn]

We are ignorant f**ks.

Also.... balls

[TheCoolinator]

I like Doc Mock's show too.

Also.... balls

You are ignorant f**ks.

I agree with all these statements

[Colonel Flagg]

That's not what I said! >:

[TheCoolinator]

That's not what I said! >:

I know but I like it better that way. :rock

[Dimnos]

:(

[Babs]

excuse me sire but i do not FUCK off.

[Chojin]

wtf is going on here

does someone need to be banned

[Pentegarn]

wtf is going on here

does someone need to be banned


I've been in these threads and I'm not sure I know what is going on. Good luck playing catch up :lol

[TheCoolinator]

I've been in these threads and I'm not sure I know what is going on. Good luck playing catch up :lol

lol,

Let me give you a quick recap.


Coolinator - "Hi all I'm new"

I-Mockery Forum - "F*** You!!! I hate you....arrggghhhh blarrggggg"

Coolinator - "I have a different opinion about this"

I-Mockery Forum - "DIFFERENT OPINIONS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.....EVERYONE SHOULD THINK THE SAME BLARGGGG GLARRRGGGG!!!!!"

Coolinator - "Ok, I don't want to upset anyone"

I-Mockery Forum - "TOO LATE, YOU CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!!! THE MEN ON TELEVISION TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR KIND!!!! ARRGGGGGG!!!"


That's about it.....:lol

[Tadao]

idiot

[TheCoolinator]

idiot

^ See what I mean? :|

[Pentegarn]

Imma take a time out and be serious.

I don't think anyone said they hate you Coolinator. They might find you a bit annoying, but we all find everyone here annoying. That's why we're all bitter, anger filled, sarcastic, pessimistic balls of rage in our posts, because we are annoyed by everything we see and like to mock it (i-mockery, get it?)

You take these replies far too seriously, 90% of everything posted here is tossed up to get laughs, be it from the people reading it or because the person posting it is amused by their own antics. Even if they are serious, why should you give a fuck, they are anonymous posters from whocaresville. Take everything you see with a grain of salt and don't take it personally. You'll fit in better if you learn that much.

[TheCoolinator]

Imma take a time out and be serious.

I don't think anyone said they hate you Coolinator. They might find you a bit annoying, but we all find everyone here annoying. That's why we're all bitter, anger filled, sarcastic, pessimistic balls of rage in our posts, because we are annoyed by everything we see and like to mock it (i-mockery, get it?)

You take these replies far too seriously, 90% of everything posted here is tossed up to get laughs, be it from the people reading it or because the person posting it is amused by their own antics. Even if they are serious, why should you give a fuck, they are anonymous posters from whocaresville. Take everything you see with a grain of salt and don't take it personally. You'll fit in better if you learn that much.

But...I was just trying to be funny.....:(

Did you see how many times I said "Blarg" in my last post.....come on..give me at least a chuckle here.

and ya I know, I don't take it seriously. It's all good.

[Tadao]

I wanna know who warned you and what for. I bet it was Esu and for being a retard.

[Pentegarn]

Blarg is played

It was the word 'hate' that red flagged your post. Really there isn't anyone on here worth hating (except the spammers, they need to die). So generally when I see a poster say, "they hate me", it is a sign that they are taking the replies way too personally.

[TheCoolinator]

Blarg is played

It was the word 'hate' that red flagged your post. Really there isn't anyone on here worth hating (except the spammers, they need to die). So generally when I see a poster say, "they hate me", it is a sign that they are taking the replies way too personally.

Na, I'm OK. I just don't wanna get banned for thinking differently. If I really do something wrong then I will own up to it but if its just because of the way I think then it kind of upsets me.


I wanna know who warned you and what for. I bet it was Esu and for being a retard.

Executioneer and for flooding / Griefing. I didn't really press the issue so I don't know much more then what it says on my latest infraction section.

[Tadao]

Shit, I got an infraction for being too loveable.

[Tadao]

BTW, I hate you.

[Pentegarn]

Latest infraction section?

[Pentegarn]

You hate everyone and everything though Tadao :lol

EDIT: Except bunnies

[TheCoolinator]

You hate everyone and everything though Tadao :lol

I'm starting to see what you mean....... :domo

[Tadao]

I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT AGAIN! :tear

[Pentegarn]

I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT AGAIN! :tear

I suggest the plastic bubble

[Tadao]

:lol My GF threatened me with that last night. :(

[Pentegarn]

You sure that wasn't a name for a love favor.... I wonder what it would be if it was a name for a love favor?

[Tadao]

Full body condom, ribbed for her pleasure.

[Dimnos]

Latest infraction section?

You never got an infraction?

:lol My GF threatened me with that last night. :(

She still with you? I thought I read somewhere you said you were single again.

[The Leader]

Executioneer and for flooding / Griefing. I didn't really press the issue so I don't know much more then what it says on my latest infraction section.

Willie, why you got to be a hater?

[Pentegarn]

You never got an infraction?

I don't think I have. Is that why I don't have one of those sections?


She still with you? I thought I read somewhere you said you were single again.

I was kind of wondering about that myself

[Dimnos]

I don't think I have. Is that why I don't have one of those sections?

http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pT9GQR4FKJsMW34PN6LAfrGLJBFPSWcShoRvxlEnNFG3dREC gJy0za1Iiv85SedowWDoP8xkj6hZe0zm65andzGMqn4MVt2Z8/Infraction.bmp

It probably only shows up if you have received one.

[Pentegarn]

Looks like, I don't have anything like that in my CP

[Dimnos]

You need to get an infraction for having been here two years and not getting an infraction. :(

[The Leader]

I haven't gotten an infraction. :)

[Tadao]

I was single, but then I sobered up and apologized.

[Dimnos]

Ah sobriety; the bane of loneliness. :)

[Dimnos]

For some anyway... :\

[Tadao]

Every girl I get close to drinks with me heavily, then has issues with how much I drink. I blame the black community.

[Dimnos]

I would blame the innate hypocrisy of women, but thats just me.

[RaNkeri]

I would blame Tadao, but that's just me :rolleyes

[Tadao]

GO EAT A CAKE AND DIE FINLAND

[RaNkeri]

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?

[Tadao]

I WAS BORN WITH A TWIN AND WE WERE BOTH JERKS, SO I SUCKED HIS PENIS AND SWALLOWED HIS JERK JUICE SO THAT I CAN BE KING JERK. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE RIGHT?

[Dimnos]

Heart eating would have been less gay.

[Tadao]

Jerks are heartless.

[Dimnos]

Arterial pumping muscle?

[Tadao]

you mean a penis?

[Dimnos]

Suppose I do. My mistake. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Wow. You miss a day, you miss a lot. How did we get from "Hi I'm new!" to "I like Doc Mock" to infractions to sucking c**ks?

Wait ....

Sorry I didn't see the connection at first. nvm

[Dimnos]

INFRACTION! >:

[TheCoolinator]

INFRACTION! >:

awww.....not again :(


:squigly <-----FISH!

[Pentegarn]

I feel more educated at least, I learned so much in the last dozen or so posts

[Zomboid]

You need to be banned, new guy. Sham too.

[Colonel Flagg]

Is Sham still around?

I thought he was gone.

[Esuohlim]

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[TheCoolinator]

Did you guys see Nathan Barnatt on the Doc Mock show yet!?!!?

I didn't get the chance to watch the whole thing but the 5 minutes I saw was hilarious. I hope they get to play NeoGeo again!

[TheCoolinator]

The last few guests on the Doc Mock show have been great and the movies have been awesome as well. Love the Sonny Chiba flick The Street Fighter. Everytime I hear the theme music I feel like ripping someones package off.