So do you think the world will end in 2012?

[Kitsunexus]

Personally I don't, I believe our world will end when the sun becomes a red giant (billions of years off, thankfully) but I know some people who do believe in the 2012 doomsday thing, despite anthropologists having explained that the Mayans just stopped making the calendar for 2012.

Also I HATE it when people phrase the question as "do you think 2012 will happen?". YES NIMROD 2012 WILL HAPPEN AS SURE AS 2010 HAPPENED AND 1987 HAPPENED. Jeez, the idiots I work with.

Anyway, is there any conclusive evidence that I might have overlooked about 2012 and doomsday? (PROTIP: Passages and examples from religious literature are not what I would consider to be "conclusive" evidence.)

[Grislygus]

The Mayan calendar counts down and ends at 2012, at which point a new era begins and the calendar starts over. Everyone with half a brain already knew this. Unfortunately, the folks at the History channel dug it up, informed the idiots, assumed that because it counted down that it would end and dug up anything that they could find to coincide with it and make it appear to be SPOOOOOOKY. Meanwhile, religious groups everywhere continued to spazz, because they have no idea what tools they are













But yeah, there's totally conclusive evidence that you missed.

[Esuohlim]

I sure hope so goddamnit, this stupid world

[Supafly345]

I think the thread should be "Does anyone actually believe the world will end in 2012"? Because that is the myth I think. I haven't met even by proxy anyone who believes this. I think people have fallen so in love with debunking shit that stuff like this becomes well known just because everyone likes to feel so smart that they don't believe in something that NOBODY ELSE BELIEVES. Thank you hollywood for making us aware of this 1% of people who encompass the retard equivalent to retards.

[Esuohlim]

I'm banking on it, it's all there in my bracket

[Grislygus]

I'VE MET AND SPOKEN TO THESE PEOPLE



They don't believe it totally, they'll bring up the subject and laugh when you make fun of the idea, but then suddenly take a left turn into genuine seriousness with a one-sided conversation including, but not limited to, all of the following comments:

"Yeah, but isn't it weird that . . . but I read that . . . I know it isn't real, but . . . Still, wouldn't you admit that . . . hypothetically. . . wouldn't it be strange if . . . because I saw this one thing, and this one guy was on, and he said that Nostradamus . . . Look, I know it isn't true, alright? I'm not saying that it is, okay? I'm just saying that there are a lot of PRETTY WEIRD COINCIDENCES when it comes to Nostradamus . . . No, no, no! I know it isn't true! LISTEN TO ME. I'm. Just. Saying. That it's weird. Okay? It's weird. And I that wouldn't be surprised. All right? . . . No, I JUST SAID that I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT! Why aren't you listening to me?"

THEN DO YOU KEEP BLATHERING ON ABOUT "COINCIDENCES" AND "WEIRD" HAPPENSTANCE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT? YOU FUCKING TOOL

[Grislygus]

:rage

[Tadao]

It will be prime hunting season for crazy bitches who want to be violated before they die.

[Zhukov]

I'VE MET AND SPOKEN TO THESE PEOPLE



They don't believe it totally, they'll bring up the subject and laugh when you make fun of the idea, but then suddenly take a left turn into genuine seriousness with a one-sided conversation including, but not limited to, all of the following comments:

"Yeah, but isn't it weird that . . . but I read that . . . I know it isn't real, but . . . Still, wouldn't you admit that . . . hypothetically. . . wouldn't it be strange if . . . because I saw this one thing, and this one guy was on, and he said that Nostradamus . . . Look, I know it isn't true, alright? I'm not saying that it is, okay? I'm just saying that there are a lot of PRETTY WEIRD COINCIDENCES when it comes to Nostradamus . . . No, no, no! I know it isn't true! LISTEN TO ME. I'm. Just. Saying. That it's weird. Okay? It's weird. And I that wouldn't be surprised. All right? . . . No, I JUST SAID that I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT! Why aren't you listening to me?"

THEN DO YOU KEEP BLATHERING ON ABOUT "COINCIDENCES" AND "WEIRD" HAPPENSTANCE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT? YOU FUCKING TOOL
:lol


To be perfectly honest, there is a chance that the world will end in 2012, however, it's the same amount of chance (percentage?) that the world will end in 2011, or 2010, or 2050. Wiping ourselves out with nuclear war is probably the leading candidate from my point of view, but there's always black holes to think about.

Still, I'd be willing to bet that it wont happen.

[executioneer]

i hope it does

[The Leader]

It will be prime hunting season for crazy bitches who want to be violated before they die.
Great minds think alike.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A mix between Project DESTINI and Hilary Swanks acting.

[Supafly345]

yUwVqL1xtVs

[Kitsunexus]

I'VE MET AND SPOKEN TO THESE PEOPLE



They don't believe it totally, they'll bring up the subject and laugh when you make fun of the idea, but then suddenly take a left turn into genuine seriousness with a one-sided conversation including, but not limited to, all of the following comments:

"Yeah, but isn't it weird that . . . but I read that . . . I know it isn't real, but . . . Still, wouldn't you admit that . . . hypothetically. . . wouldn't it be strange if . . . because I saw this one thing, and this one guy was on, and he said that Nostradamus . . . Look, I know it isn't true, alright? I'm not saying that it is, okay? I'm just saying that there are a lot of PRETTY WEIRD COINCIDENCES when it comes to Nostradamus . . . No, no, no! I know it isn't true! LISTEN TO ME. I'm. Just. Saying. That it's weird. Okay? It's weird. And I that wouldn't be surprised. All right? . . . No, I JUST SAID that I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT! Why aren't you listening to me?"

THEN DO YOU KEEP BLATHERING ON ABOUT "COINCIDENCES" AND "WEIRD" HAPPENSTANCE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT? YOU FUCKING TOOL

OH SHAYZUS KRIPES MAN, I know EXACTLY what fuckers you're talking about! These kinds of people are like RAMPANT in my town man.

I am going to laugh at everyone returning their shotgun shells and tuna fish on January 1st, 2012. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

World End Date is 12/22/2012.

[Sam]

WHO CARES? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO STOP IT? NOTHING. STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT AND LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

[Tadao]

get laid

[Sam]

GET FUCKING LAID

[Dimnos]

BY FAT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!............................
















Wait...... I didnt say that.... :\

[Esuohlim]

I'M GOING TO SHOOT UP A BUNCH OF HEROIN AND IF THE WORLD DOESN'T END AT LEAST I'LL BE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS LIKE A FUCKING MAN

[Tadao]

Do it to the Beatles - Happiness is a Warm Gun

[Kitsunexus]

Do it to the Beatles - Happiness is a Warm Gun

Why do that when he could do it to The Stranglers - Golden Brown?

[Tadao]

fag

[Esuohlim]

Happiness is a dead anime fan

[Tadao]

BANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT

[Kitsunexus]

fag

Hey, you're the Beatles fan, not me.

[Tadao]

You'll never amount to anything here. You might as well go cry on an anime forum.

[Kitsunexus]

You'll never amount to anything here.

Certainly not to your high standards. ¬_¬

[The Leader]

Hey, you're the Beatles fan, not me.
HE'S SO WITTY

[Kitsunexus]

HE'S SO WITTY

I feel witty,
oh so witty,
I feel witty and shitty and GAAAAAAAAY

[Grislygus]

You stole "I Feel Witty" from Doonesbury. HACK

[Blasted Child]

I think the thread should be "Does anyone actually believe the world will end in 2012"? Because that is the myth I think. I haven't met even by proxy anyone who believes this. I think people have fallen so in love with debunking shit that stuff like this becomes well known just because everyone likes to feel so smart that they don't believe in something that NOBODY ELSE BELIEVES. Thank you hollywood for making us aware of this 1% of people who encompass the retard equivalent to retards.

This is an extremely good point. You hear way more people showing off their great skeptical minds as they tear this myth to shreds, than people who actually believe in it.
It's like debunking for dummies or something.

[Emu]

why the shit would you even ask such a retarded question

[ZeldaQueen]

WHO CARES? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO STOP IT? NOTHING. STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT AND LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

I'm not going to try to stop it. I just want to know if the world is going to end on that year so I'll know not to bother with any payments due in 2013.

[Grislygus]

IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE

DIE WITH YOUR BOOTS ON IF YOU'RE GONNA CRY

JUST MOVE ALONG

[Zhukov]

Better to live one day as a lion than 100 as a sheep I say.

[Colonel Flagg]

Can a lion kill and eat 100 sheep in 1 day? I think this would be extremely important information to have before making any decisions, Zhuk.

[Tadao]

I personally welcome our alien overlords.

[Wiffles]

Guys, we will be protected from cosmic impacts if we constructed our tinfoil hat with a sloping angle of 45° on either side. This is scientifictly proven to deflect most gamma rays and asteroids up to 8 miles wide. Protecting the cranium and neural networks one might possess. ~

[executioneer]

if the world's gonna end, i wanna be the one who ends it

[Supafly345]

:dubya

[executioneer]

well my name does start with a w so yeah

[ZeldaQueen]

Better to live one day as a lion than 100 as a sheep I say.
Dunno, it looks like being a sheep can have advantages... (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/7584289/Argentina-criminals-evade-capture-by-dressing-up-as-sheep.html)

[Kitsa]

Dammit Kitsunexus stop sounding like my gd ex. >: