Happy birthday Fathom Zero

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its your birthday Dyran!!! Celebration timed.

[Sam]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I HATE YOU

[Tadao]

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[Colonel Flagg]

Have a spiffy day. :)

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Sexy. :)

[Wiffles]

Hppy Bday long hair hermit dude ^.^

[Zomboid]

HB, dawg.

[Babs]

Congratulations on the birthday.

[Fathom Zero]

Sometimes, I feel like the only person that doesn't like their birthday being recognized.

Regardless, gratzi. You guys are great.

[Kitsa]

Happy birthday Fzero. Why don't you like it being recognized?

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know. I don't like attention for things I didn't do, I guess. I never wanted to be one of those people that takes a day off on their birthdays, not that I have to fight the urge to be one. Blech.

Thankee, Kitsa.

[Chojin]

hope you have a sweet 16

[The Leader]

Happy birthday!

Not really though.

[Kitsa]

You got born, so that fulfills the main requirement.

Philosophy is a noble pursuit but often wastes valuable time. Therefore, shrug, say what the fuck, and eat some cake. Or don't eat cake if you don't like cake. Take advantage of human nature's allotment of temporary indulgence.

[Fathom Zero]

What if I said "Birthday's feel wrong in every conceivable way?"

[Kitsa]

wrong or not, here you are.

[Wiffles]

i agree. Bdays are a bit overhyped. In the olden times humans didnt know when they were born and had no birthdays so to speak, and things were dandy. Until people invented party hats and balloons x_x

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not talking about the damn day I was born, that exact date. I'm talking about April 16th to me.

[Grislygus]

Well, as long as you hate it so much HAPPY BIRTHDFAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOUY< PPY BIRTHFAY FATHOM ZERO HAPPY BIORTHDAY TO YOU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's okay, its just a phase. When I turned 9 I thought I was too old to celebrate Halloween. Besides....you can go drink in CANADA now.

[Fathom Zero]

Ja, Ja. I know. I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE ALIVE, GUYS. I DIDN'T KNOW I'D LIVE THIS LONG. :eek

THANK YOU ALL!

[Chojin]

yeah, it's hard growing up in the mean streets of Connecticut.

[Tadao]

happy birthday fgt

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[Fathom Zero]

yeah, it's hard growing up in the mean streets of Connecticut.

Straight Outta Bridgeport.

[Zhukov]

And here I was thinking I was the only person that hated people recognising my birthday.

[The Leader]

I hate it too. We should all start a club. A club of loneliness and self-loathing.

[Zhukov]

There already is such a club... it's called




i-mockery.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Your birth date is your proof that you exist in reality. If you guys don't want your birthdays I will buy them from you for $1 each.

[The Leader]

Is paypal ok?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Paypal is so informal. Also I now want Rik Mayall's birthday too. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Thanks, again, everyone. Birthday was good.

I bought a rice cooker and ate weird things.

[MattJack]

OH SHT HBD FZ

[Kitsa]

rice cookers are good. they have saved me much work over the years.

[Fathom Zero]

YOU KNOW IT, MATT.

Aye, Kitsa. I made bread.

[Zhukov]

I could never see the need for a rice cooker because it seems so easy to make good rice with just a pot.

[Pentegarn]

Many happy returns Fathom

[captain516]

Happy Birthday to to you and your beautiful hair :love

[Terra]

Sorry I missed your birthday, Fathom!! I hope it was great for you!

[Kitsa]

You can make good rice with a pot.

You can make great rice with a pot, ghee, some high-quality basmati and some kosher salt.

You can make great, effortless rice with all that and a rice cooker.

I know this because I'm pretty serious about my rice.

[Fathom Zero]

Bitches get stitches. Y'all heard.

[Tadao]

Happy Birthday FZ

[Fathom Zero]

You can make good rice with a pot.

You can make great rice with a pot, ghee, some high-quality basmati and some kosher salt.

You can make great, effortless rice with all that and a rice cooker.

I know this because I'm pretty serious about my rice.

When you can make twelve servings of rice in a little over ten minutes by pushing a button, I'd say that it's worthwhile if you happen to eat a lot of rice.

And gratzi, Tad.

[kahljorn]

Is rice good or bad for you? I've been trying to decide :( it seems like its just a bunch of empty carbs, but i guess its good that it doesnt have fat and stuff ;/

[Fathom Zero]

Brown rice is, white rice has no nutritional value. As much as corn, I'd wager.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fathom, did you enjoy your birthday at Disney.com/D23 yet?

[Fathom Zero]

I have not!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

BETTER DO IT UP WHILE THE DOINS GOOD.

[Tadao]

Happy Birthday!

[Fathom Zero]

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Everyday is a birthday.