GUESS WHAT I'M DOING, SAM

[Fathom Zero]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4006/downsizejg.jpg

GOING TO PAX :lol

Hoho

[Sam]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4006/downsizejg.jpg

GETTING LAID BY A WOMAN :lol

Hoho


:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE MILK SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE

[Zomboid]

Nice.

[Fathom Zero]

Beat you at your own game, chief.

[elx]

too bad it doesn't qualify for the $100 university discount :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Shame, that. Worth it anyway, I guarantee. I've written two papers on it already and I'm typing on it at this moment.

[elx]

i dunno, i toyed around with one and i wasn't impressed. it's literally just a giant iphone without the phone or the camera, right? :(

[Sam]

HOW STUPID.

[Fathom Zero]

i dunno, i toyed around with one and i wasn't impressed. it's literally just a giant iphone without the phone or the camera, right? :(

It's a giant iPod Touch. But I'm surprised how much that changes things. But do what you want, I'm fucking happy.

[Zhukov]

Where is the keyboard? On the back?

[Fathom Zero]

It's a software keyboard.

[Evil Robot]

Hey guys I found a really funny flash game.... oh sorry :(

[Fathom Zero]

Were you being sarcastic about shitty flash games or the iPad's lack of flash? I can't tell.

[Tadao]

Apple products steal your sarcasm detector vibes and turn you into an asspie.

[Evil Robot]

I bet you having lots of fun downloding apps from the "Apple Store tm" and downloading and playing your favorite mp3s. Tell me do you play mp3s and just sit there and stare at it while it plays?

[Evil Robot]

Do you use it while jogging and wave it around yelling "look at me! I'm trendy!".

[Evil Robot]

Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?

[Evil Robot]

Have you dropped it yet?

[Evil Robot]

I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..

[Evil Robot]

Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?

[Evil Robot]

Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?

[Fathom Zero]

I bet you having lots of fun downloding apps from the "Apple Store tm" and downloading and playing your favorite mp3s. Tell me do you play mp3s and just sit there and stare at it while it plays?
Yes and no.
Do you use it while jogging and wave it around yelling "look at me! I'm trendy!".
No.
Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?
Yes.
Have you dropped it yet?
Yes.
I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..
No. And there are no Japanese cartoons on Netflix.
Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?
No. I've already got an address book.
Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?
I don't eat Doritos and you can just wipe it off easily if there was.
Apple products steal your sarcasm detector vibes and turn you into an asspie.
Yes.

It's weird 'cause they're not that popular yet. I guess that's how the iPhone was, too. But I really can't see it being popular with most people.

[elx]

it's great that you enjoy your investment, the ipad is the best for what it does right now.
that wont change for a long time; there's no end in sight for those of us waiting on the slate with windows 7 :(

[Evil Robot]

Theres been windows tablets for years now, there just not as shiny as the ipad so nobody notices them.

[Evil Robot]

It just frustrates me when apple makes products that could do so much more but your not allowed to if it doesn't result in apple getting most of the money. Did you know that Iphones have FM radios in them but they never released the SDK for it it because they think you would stop buying mp3s from ituuuuuunes.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I've already cracked into it, but honestly, I don't need it to do much more. It has replaced my laptop; I sold it to buy the iPad. And I had a Toshiba tablet and a Gateway one. They were amazing. Definitely recommend the Tablet PCs. Unfortunately, most of the tablets and such are moving to slates that you can only use fingers with. I loved those pens. :(And you can't tell me that Apple was afraid that radio would kill mp3s. That's just d-u-m.

I've never bought anything from iTunes. Just a few things from the App Store, like a word processor and sketch program, which is very righteous. It's Sketchpad Pro, from Autodesk. They're the people that make the AutoCAD software. But yeah, I never played any games on my laptop. I just watched videos occasionally. Having to pull a 17" laptop out of my bag, waking it up from sleep, and connecting to an access point (which takes my laptop forever for some reason), just to watch a Youtube video I wanted to show someone - it just sucks. I can hold my computer with one hand, now. Because that's how I see it.

I understand not liking Apple. I've disliked a lot of their products. I don't like the iPhone. I don't like the iPod. iMacs are alright. I like the all-in-one design. But I bought this because I saw what it could do for me. It's all I need. It can do a number of things and it does them well, but, of course, it can't do everything.

Also, if a pen-computer is what you want, I've got a really nice pen that you can use on the iPad's capacitive touchscreen. It works very well in the sketch program. Also, I can type as fast on the on-screen keyboard as I do on a regular keyboard. The auto-correct, while it has been frustrating a couple times, fixes whatever couple errors I have had.

[Sam]

Samburglar: NOW YOU WEAR ASCOTS
Fathom: i member
Samburglar: AND SUEDE JACKETS
Fathom: I do have a purple suede jacker.
Fathom: jacket
Samburglar: I KNEW IT
Fathom: no, jacker
Samburglar: YOU PURPLE SUEDE JACKER

[Zhukov]

Where is the keyboard? On the back?

It's a software keyboard.
:rolleyes

I want something that can replace my laptop, too, but I don't think this is it. I might wait until wrist mounted HUDs are out.

[Fathom Zero]

:rolleyes

I want something that can replace my laptop, too, but I don't think this is it. I might wait until wrist mounted HUDs are out.

You might want to try it first, if you can find one in Tazmania. It's bizarre how fast I can type on it. Of course, if you can't really touchtype, it doesn't really make a lot of sense. But if you hunt and peck for keys, then you're gonna be slow anyway so it doesn't matter.

[Zhukov]

I type at blistering speeds. But I suppose the point to try it makes sense, even though I usually hate these sorts of things (TREND).


Also, there is no zed in my home state, yet everyone puts it in. WHY?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6020/tazle.jpg

And it's zeeeeeeeee, you big dummy. :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

Tasmania, New Zealand, Australia, and Britain can spout off all the zeds they want if they can learn how to pronounce "paella" >:


Except the English are the only ones who are uppity about it, so... I guess... whatever, I don't care anymore


































































"IT'S PRONOUNCED PIE-YAEYA, YOU STUPID LIMIE FUCK"

"snivel snivel snivel you don't pronounce Mexico as 'Mehico' snivel snivel sneer"

"AND YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE MARIJUANA OR TIJUANA AS 'MARI-JOO-WANNA' AND 'TEA-A-JOO-WANNA'."

"sneer snivel s****** bitch"

"YOU IGNORANT, BLOODY, PUSTULENT LITTLE CUNTGOB, PIE-YAEYA IS ALREADY ANGLICIZED! THE ACTUAL PRONUNCIATION IS PAH-AEYA, WITH NO CONJOINING SOUND. YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF SOUND IGNORANT, SHALLOW, SNUGLY WRAPPED IN YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY, AND COMPLETEY FUCKING RETARDED."

"But I'm English..."

[Grislygus]

Holy shit, the forums edit out s******?


Of course they do, holy shit. editing out s****** right before the word bitch is awesome.

snivel whine s****** bitch, snivel whine s****** bitch

[Grislygus]

GIMME AN S

GIMME AN N

GIMME AN I

GIMMER A G

GIMME A G

GIMME AN E

GIMME AN R


WHAT'S THAT SPELL?



THAT SPELLS S******!

[Zhukov]

I said "zed" just then rather than "Z" for this exact reason :lol

I actually prefer the American take on the letter, since it rhymes better.

[Evil Robot]

Whose Zed?
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.

[Esuohlim]

Why does Apple keep putting out stuff with touch screens on them >:

Some of us don't want to get the screens dirty with our grotesque, fat fingers >:

[Evil Robot]

macs are or lesbians

[Pentegarn]

Why does Apple keep putting out stuff with touch screens on them >:

Some of us don't want to get the screens dirty with our grotesque, fat fingers >:

And that is most of my issue with apple as well.

I wonder if a stylus would work though? Like the DS one

[Fathom Zero]

It requires a different kind of stylus, but yeah. I've got one. And it's easy to wipe completely clean if you want to. I don't really care because I've got a screen protector that blocks almost everything.

[Evil Robot]

Does it have an app that enables fluoride support?