Philosophy Mod

[Tadao]

We need one and it should be me. Make it happen Eric.

[Colonel Flagg]

Seconded.

[Zhukov]

vetoed.

[The Leader]

I agree with Zhukov. This is a sub-forum for the sharing of ideas. Having a moderator will clearly disrupt the free flow of debate and quite possibly prevent the true thinkers of the post-modern era such as the Coolinator from bringing light to an otherwise dark world.

[Dimnos]

I thought Chojin already gave you the job T?

[Zhukov]

There already is a mod for this board. Or, there was.

Anyway, I think we should set up workers councils in each thread.

[Tadao]

This is not a democracy.

[Sam]

I SHOULD BE THE MOD

[Zhukov]

I fear that after sweeping to power virtually unopposed in the class presidency of the chat thread, Sam will turn his attentions to the Philosophy Board and again take power. :\

[Tadao]

He doesn't know how to abuse power properly.

[Sam]

I AM THE MAN FOR THIS JOB

[Tadao]

I PROMISE TO RAPE THE INNOCENT AND FORCE MY OPINION ON EVERYONE.

[Sam]

I PROMISE TO MAKE COOLINATOR POSTS MANDATORY IN EVERY THREAD IN THE PHILOSOPHY BOARD, LEST HE SUFFER AN INTERNET BEATDOWN BY MY HEAVY MODERATOR HAND.

AND I WILL DIG UP ALL HIS PRIVATE INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO PUB.

[Tadao]

SAM WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD CLEAN UP OUR BOARD, BUT HIS TRACK RECORD SHOWS THAT HE WILL CUT AND RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF CONFLICT. DOES I-MOCK NEED ANOTHER LIBERAL MODERATOR? IT'S TIME TO PULL WEEDS!

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[Sam]

I WILL NOT SINK TO THE LEVEL OF POLITICAL MUDSLINGING ON THIS PUBLIC FORUM. I THEREBY ELEVATE MY MORALS ABOVE THAT OF MY OPPONENT TADAO, AS HE IS A SMELLY CRIPPLE, AND I AM THE PURE WHITE JUSTICE THIS FORUM NEEDS. >:

[Tadao]

(10:41:18 PM) Sam: oh god you are going to use political messages against me ;(
(10:42:32 PM) Tadao: in a political forum? :O
(10:43:02 PM) Sam: yeah
(10:43:05 PM) Sam: what an asshole :(
(10:46:52 PM) Sam: WE NEED TO COMBINE FORCES


IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT MODERATING YOUR FORUMS? I THINK I-MOCKERY DESERVES BETTER! I PROMISE NOT TO BE A PUSSY!

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[Sam]

LIES AND SLANDER, DO THE PEOPLE OF THESE BOARDS WANT A SHADY ASIAN WHO MOLESTS THE TRUTH INTO DISGUSTING LIES?

I THINK ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER.

[Sam]

ALSO, HE'S A GAY

[22:26] Tadao: MAN ON FIRE IS GONNA BE ON
[22:26] Sam: OH REALLY, I AM TOO FOCUSED ON MAKING THESE MESSAGE BOARDS A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS THE BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIKE MYSELF.
[22:26] Tadao: I WANNA SEX DANZEL
[22:27] Tadao: GIVE HIM MY MAN OF FIRE

[Tadao]

IF VOTED IN AS MOD, I PROMISE TO MOLEST THE TRUTH ON A DAILY BASIS. WE ALL KNOW THAT FUCKING CUNT DESERVES IT!

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[Tadao]

MY OPPONENT IS A HOMOPHOBE.

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[Sam]

THIS IS "THE TRUTH" THAT TADAO PROMISES TO MOLEST "ON A DAILY BASIS" :

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Bios/killings.jpg

PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER RON "THE TRUTH" KILLINGS.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR? A CRIPPLE ASIAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH A MUSCULAR NEGRO MAN?

ON YOURRR TAX DOLLARS?

WE KNOW YOU ALL DESERVE BETTER.

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[Tadao]

NOT ONLY IS SAM A HOMOPHOBE, HE IS ALSO A RACIST AND AN ANTIDISABLETITE!

IT IS TRUE THAT I HAVE HOMOEROTIC FEELINGS. I ALSO ENJOY PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT COLORS AND CULTURES. I ALSO UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICAL PAIN OF OTHERS. I AM OF YOU PEOPLE.

DOES I-MOCKERY NEED ANOTHER OUT OF TOUCH MODERATOR?

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[Grislygus]

...An inexplicable shudder passes over KevinTheOmnivore. He assumes he's cold and puts on a sweater, ignoring the cold sweat and goosebumps. Some things men are not meant to know.

[Pentegarn]

I think this is as close to mock wars as we are going to get

[Colonel Flagg]

What makes you think they're mocking this war?

I say you guys get in a ring and duke it out mano à mano.

$10 on Tadao. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I WANT THE VICE PRESIDENCY. VOTE FOR ME OR GET AIRHORNED.

[Tadao]

I PROMISE, IF ELECTED, A PERVERT IN EVERY BUSH!

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and a bush on every pervert

[Zhukov]

Obviously I am running as the radical left wing candidate, but if elected I refuse to take power. I plan to garner less than 0.1% of the vote.

[Ayatollah]

I-Mockery has gone through a lot since the last time philosophy board has moderated. Many could have put us in turmoil. Even from each other. Our youth are in a materialistic world. In a time of turmoil. They don't know what to do. They need to understand spirituality. They need to get back to spirituality. But they don't know how. It has been to long since the philosophy board was moderated, but our comunity wants regain that spirituality back. I ask you give us faith. I ask you give us a calm and peaceful heart. I would like to say to our dear brothers and sisters, I would like to speak about the issue of the election which is the important issue in our community. The election is a fulfillment of the communities responsibility. It is similar but better than the democracies of other communities. As for elections some people want one person others want someone else. This is natural. We saw everyone, men, women, the young and the old. People participating from all over the community to make this a success. This election is a political defeat for your enemies. For your friends all over a celebration. A historic one. I know everything about these candidates. I have worked with them. I know all of them. I dont believe in everything that they say. Some of their views and practices can be criticized. I believe that some of them are better in serving the community. Good people of I-Mockery. I bring myself to you this day to appeal your sensibilities. In the current turmoil I ask you not think what is best for you but for your community. If value a moral and spiritual way please listen to me. In the upcoming election of moderator please give your support to asian oppressor my honorable friend Tadao. Please. If you value yourself and your community.

[kahljorn]

IM MORE PHILOSOPHIUCAL THAN ANY OF YOU

[Esuohlim]

LIKE A BUTT

[Dimnos]

If I were made philo mod I would not only move every post by Coolie in the philo board to one big trash dump thread I would also change the Colonels avatar to this...

http://paulfite.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/colonel-sanders.jpg
:lol

[Dimnos]

At this time I would like to withdraw my candidacy in support of a true hero who has been there for us all at one time or another whether we liked it or not. Tadao. :rock

[kahljorn]

LIKE A BUTT

AD HOMINEM :rolleyes

see I JUST DID IT

[Colonel Flagg]

If I were made philo mod I would [...] change the Colonels avatar to this

Dude, I laughed so hard I almost crapped in my pants. :lol

[Pentegarn]

I remember when Colonel Flagg's avatar was a picture of Colonel Flagg

Suicide is painless

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, then Pub took my picture and copypasted it over a stack photo of Ed Winter as CF in MASH. It was then I decided I needed to find something else.

Congratulations, King Tadao.