tadao for philo mod?

[Chojin]

he claims to DESERVE IT

DOES HE

DOES HE NOW

[Colonel Flagg]

We could do worse. Me, for example. :x

[Chojin]

poll's up

[Tadao]

I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS YOU FAGHOLES!

[Sam]

SAM FOR MOD

[Pentegarn]

I wanted to vote for John Tesh

[Zhukov]

I'm hoping you change the results if he wins, Chojin. Don't let this happen.

[Tadao]

It doesn't matter what you think, you're not in America. I suppose you can pretend like your vote matters though.

[Zhukov]

I think our votes should represent the amount of people we represent. Say, for example, that there are 5000 US citizens registered on this board, and the population of the USA is about 310 million, well then each US vote counts for 62 thousand. Again, for example, there is one Australian poster on this board, then their vote counts for 25 million. This is a fair and equal way of doing things.

[Tadao]

If elected, my first act will be to change "No, do not king him" to "Haters gotta hate"

[kahljorn]

i think i should be made mod because i won't lock fun threads like a doofus

also i will replace every instance o the word DEATH PANEL with the word KITTEN.

example:
So rationing of care is not KITTENS? Your lack of logic amazes me.

[Esuohlim]

I've got your back Tadao ;)

[Tadao]

>:

[Esuohlim]

My vote was for comedic effect I swear

Tadao is the man!

But if you get kinged on all boards and get a green name I will be rightfully upset.

And you'll answer to me regardless, son

[Zhukov]

I like how you didn't even pretend to vote modestly, Tadao. Just go straight to king of the entire board :lol

[Tadao]

Modesty is for people who aren't sluts.

[Dimnos]

And the weak. Dont forget the weak.

[Grislygus]

I CANNOT VOTE DUE TO A CONFLICT OF INTEREST



UPDATES COMING SOON

[Tadao]

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!

[Fathom Zero]

I think tadao can bring the mayhem.

[ZeldaQueen]

But will he provide change?

Because I really need to use the payphone...

[Tadao]

You can just speak into the mic instead.

[TheCoolinator]

No,

He's probably the most useless member of the forum. His avatar is a Rabbit which means to me that his personality more closely resembles a prey animal. We can't have such a person being the Philosophy mod.

That is all.

Fail.

[Tadao]

There you have it folks, the answer we've been waiting for. I'll go ahead and take my green name now. I don't mind only have power on the Philo board, but I would love to get rid of spam in art and books when I see it. Sports can eat a dick.

[The Leader]

VIVA EL PRESIDENTE TADAO!

[Zhukov]

Well I guess there's not really much I can say against this now. :\


Good luck Tadao. Remember your roots. :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Reserving my deciding vote until further bribes commence upon myself.

[Dimnos]

If you vote in favor of T then he wont tell your crazy ex your still in love with her and secretly want her to climb into your bedroom window to watch over you as you sleep.

[King Hadas]

ZvTmTA-JtsQ

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I almost wish he would. Then I can set up a box propped open with a 2x4 and get some kind of reward.
I feel like they should have caught her by now unless they have http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images2/officerdoofy.jpg working the case.

[Tadao]

If you vote in favor of T then he wont tell your crazy ex your still in love with her and secretly want her to climb into your bedroom window to watch over you as you sleep.

Unless you want that. ;)

[TheCoolinator]

I have no confidence in this.."Tadao" individual. :posh How will he keep us safe? He's a rabbit for god sakes...!

[Tadao]

One things for sure. Your conspiracy theory will be justified.

OR WILL IT!?!?

[The Leader]

GENOCIDE

[TheCoolinator]

GENOCIDE

Stop being bitter.

On Topic:

I don't feel safe with Tadao as mod and I'm willing to take this all the way to Parliament for an official hearing! :posh

[The Leader]

Stop being bitter.
He doesn't know what bitter means either. :lol

[Tadao]

Stop being bitter.

On Topic:

I don't feel safe with Tadao as mod and I'm willing to take this all the way to Parliment for an official hearing! :posh

You seem to think you have internet rights. I told you when you first got here. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS HERE BITCH!

[TheCoolinator]

You seem to think you have internet rights. I told you when you first got here. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS HERE BITCH!

Tadao,

You know what arrested development means?

[The Leader]

I'm sure that you do, Coolie.

[Tadao]

Coolinator,

Do you know how to write a proper sentence?

[Dimnos]

I'm willing to take this all the way to Parliment for an official hearing! :posh

Their just a death panel that doesnt care what you think and wont help you. If anything they will expedite the wrath of Tadao.

[Dimnos]

Tadao,

You know what arrested development means?

Cool show bro. I hear they are making a movie.

[Tadao]

:lol I'm not gonna go fuck wild guys. Coolie's just afraid cause he knows his circle argument bullshit will have to end so that we all can have rational discussions about things we know nothing about.

[The Leader]

TADAO IS THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/Insidious_Smile.jpg

[Tadao]

BTW, I have 2/3 of the vote. That's pretty damn good.

[Esuohlim]

Take 3/5 of that number since all the are n****** are voting for you

[Pentegarn]

It would be more if the slave owners had their way

[Tadao]

Gee, I wonder what group has the most cry baby fagots in it?

[Tadao]

4/15ths on members are little faggot homos.

Specifically.

Esuohlim (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=522), Sam (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=415), TheCoolinator (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12734), and Zhukov (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=946)

[Pentegarn]

Wait, did I accidentally not vote for the 'little faggot homo option'?

[Esuohlim]

http://estb.msn.com/i/19/155F4B8BCDD02AF07BDBA6C85D3AAB.jpg

The king stay the king, yo

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't feel safe with Tadao as mod and I'm willing to take this all the way to Parliment for an official hearing!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/George_Clinton_in_Centreville.jpg/450px-George_Clinton_in_Centreville.jpg

Clinton is listening.

[Tadao]

WE WANT THE FUNK

[Chojin]

I'm glad we can make public polls so I know who to ignore

Specifically; Esuohlim, Sam, TheCoolinator, and Zhukov.

[Esuohlim]

I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED

[TheCoolinator]

I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED

Indeed! :posh

[Esuohlim]

Shut up, fucker

[The Leader]

But Zhukov is swell. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't feel safe with Tadao as mod and I'm willing to take this all the way to Parliment for an official hearing!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mSIxyNyhWnE/R1M_LmrBqTI/AAAAAAAAACc/iI_jeIvz-9c/s320/PARLIAMENT.jpg

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[Tadao]

Yes, king him on all boards
Dimnos (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6202), Fathom Zero (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4133), Pentegarn (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6949), Shrubfest (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8559), Tadao (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6755), The Leader (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8203)

[TheCoolinator]

No.

Coolinator for Mayor!

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes, king him on all boards
Dimnos (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6202), Fathom Zero (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4133), Pentegarn (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6949), Shrubfest (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8559), Tadao (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=6755), The Leader (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8203)


Game over, man. The Shrubinator trumps all. ;)

[Dimnos]

Where the hell is Shrub anyway? She stops by to vote but doesnt post anything? Not even to torment Sam?

[Tadao]

I commanded he not to speak. I might let her off her leash latter. Sam and Esu need to have their noses rubbed in shit a little longer though.

[TheCoolinator]

I commanded he not to speak. I might let her off her leash latter. .

What the hell is a latter? :confused: Is it similar to a "Ladder" or did you mean "Later"?

[The Leader]

Well, you see, you should be able to figure it out from the context but since I know you have problems with that sort of thing I'll help you out. He meant lather.

[Esuohlim]

I commanded he not to speak. I might let her off her leash latter. Sam and Esu need to have their noses rubbed in shit a little longer though.

You are so banned, Rabbit Post

[Pentegarn]

Well, you see, you should be able to figure it out from the context but since I know you have problems with that sort of thing I'll help you out. He meant lather.

No no no

He clearly meant 'lathe'

[Colonel Flagg]

No no no --- leash LETTER. She's been tied to the letter "S" all this time.

[Tadao]

I said latter, I meant latter. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THIS!

[Pentegarn]

way to stick to your guns big T

Apparently, I am calling you big T now

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You know, if Shrubfest had a big bush it would totally ruin it for me.

[Chojin]

You know, if Shrubfest had a big bush it would totally ruin it for me.

not me, son

anyway, 10 for to 2 srs votes against, and 1 of them's a newb so whatev

tadao should have moderation rights to the philo forum now, and kevintheomnivore has lost them to make room. depending on how well he does here will determine supermoderator status (mod of all forums).

because i'm too lazy for PMs: use the infractions to ban spammers (yellow & red cards in the upper right of posts), then delete their posts. this way it's on record in the crime lab forum and it's easier to track what the mods do. feel free to infract people for whatever, just be aware that it will temp autoban after a certain # of points.

don't do anything i wouldn't do

[Chojin]

also i was intending to ban everyone that voted for option 4, but i don't have the heart to do it to mattjack and mew.

[Esuohlim]

And don't forget to post your dick in the secret mod forum. Welcome to the team!

[Tadao]

OH YEAH! I'm gonna get even more drunk. Hope I don't accidentally infract people.

[TheCoolinator]

OH YEAH! I'm gonna get even more drunk. Hope I don't accidentally infract people.

The mod to be is an alcoholic too!

:posh.......Hmph!!!! (waves cane menacingly)

[Tadao]

Alcoholism is nothing compared to my drug habit and sexual assaults.

[Dimnos]

Can I be your first infraction T? :yum

[The Leader]

:banned

[Tadao]

Can I be your first infraction T? :yum

I tried to test infract myself, but he didn't put them in place or I don't know where to look.

[Tadao]

I will however be semi unavailable next week. I'll be all up in my GF. Hopefully I can get her modem installed and figure out the infraction issue. Already deleted one Coolie post that was unnecessary thread derailing dribble.

[Pentegarn]

Wait a tic

Did you say you were just installing a modem all up in your GF? :lol

[Tadao]

Yeah, I'm putting a webcam in her pussy.

[Pentegarn]

Awsome!

Links plz :lol

[Tadao]

You wanna see my dick thrusting at you? :x


:love

[Pentegarn]

See it? I want that as my screen saver! :love

[Colonel Flagg]

This ^^^^ is so wrong, but funny as hell. :lol

[Dimnos]

Shall I make a bogus thread for you to play with deleting and infracting me for?

[Tadao]

Nah, I got it under control. :eek