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Raaj-O
May 29th, 2010, 08:13 PM
Herro, the people of I-Mockery,

Before I start, I'd like to apologise if I have posted this introduction thread in the wrong section. I hate to be ass-raped on my first day about where to put this and that, and somehow it happens to me often. So again, I'm sorry.

Mmkay, so I'm a dude. And I'm English. Which many people seem to take seriously, and the statement usually follows with 'OMG BRITISHH' or 'OMG ACCENT' et cetera. Have some empathy; how would you feel if someone patronised you for your accent?

Not a rant session, not a rant session. Should these intoductions be brief or what? I see some which are all:

'hi im new lol sup guize' period.

And others are opposing it, and are followed by huge TL;DR in which everyone just states awkwardly 'Welcome to [forum name]! Enjoy your stay,' and so on.

This is one of many forums I have tested to see how high they measure on the awesome scale, and suprisingly many have fallen far below the 'mediocre' level. Let's just hope this gets a tad higher than 6 or 7, eh? (Oh shit, Canadian.)

Concluding this thread, in advance I'll just say 'thanks' to your greetings. No big deal, hm? Anyway, I shall be discussing further shit with you sooner or later.

Toodles y'all.
Raaj-O

Colonel Flagg
May 29th, 2010, 09:13 PM
What are you selling?

Fathom Zero
May 29th, 2010, 09:23 PM
You don't really need to make a thread about it.

Evil Robot
May 29th, 2010, 10:53 PM
This isnt real.

Mockery
May 29th, 2010, 11:50 PM
We do have a new user introduction thread here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313

That said, glad you've found your way onto the forums. Hope you enjoy "discussing further shit" with us in the future.

:picklehat

Evil Robot
May 30th, 2010, 01:47 AM
EVIL ROBOT RULES.

Pentegarn
May 30th, 2010, 06:13 AM
Someone (it might have been Evil Robot) said they wanted another like Coolie to appear

Coolie started exactly the same way

You may have gotten your wish

Tadao
May 30th, 2010, 11:30 AM
Who are these other forums that you have tested?

The Leader
May 30th, 2010, 12:31 PM
Why are so many people responding to a spam bot? :(

LordSappington
May 30th, 2010, 01:03 PM
Dunno what constitutes an awesome forum for you, but these are super-casual forums, here. Don't expect everyone to get all aw fuck it just don't do what I do and annoy everyone.

Evil Robot
May 30th, 2010, 03:15 PM
I did wish for another coolie, I said a new one would be along shortly. This one is an arab too!

Colonel Flagg
May 30th, 2010, 10:57 PM
[...] these are super-casual forums, here.

Speak for yourself boy. :posh

Where've you been Sapster? You getting any yet? ;)

Skulhedface
Jun 1st, 2010, 03:20 PM
And I'm English.

I'm Irish, so apologies, but I'm going to have to make you explode now.

lol I kid, I kid. I'm out of fertilizer.