Hell what happened here. ?

[RAVER141]

I used to release a small amount of pee pee in my pants or spit lager reading the threads here, but now they've all gone sorta gay and unfunny.
Bring back 2005 you bastards, I laughed at least 27 times whilst reading the forum back then. :x

( . )V( . ) < <<< Sorry i just love titties, or is it owls eyes, i'm fucked if i know.

[Fathom Zero]

I DON'T WANT TODAY. I WANT YESTERDAY. BECAUSE YESTERDAY I KNOW. AND TODAY IS... NEW! >:

[Grislygus]

aren't you Geggy's weird buddy that thinks the jews are in a cabal with the U.S. government and David Icke-styled space people

[MLE]

I just know people thought I was somehow affiliated with him back when my name was Raver in Training in like, 2003.

[The Leader]

( . )V( . ) < <<< Sorry i just love titties, or is it owls eyes, i'm fucked if i know.
You know, you could try to be funny.

[Pentegarn]

No no, he doesn't want to BE funny, he wants to SEE funny.

Maybe the reason he doesn't think the forums are funny is his brain can't comprehend what funny is conceptually.

ASCII breasts? That was old in 2005 (and furthermore he did them wrong anyway, perhaps he is not familiar with breasts too :lol)

[Zhukov]

I would just like to say what a load of bollocks these hygiene laws are. I have been in customer service for nearly 5 years now, and not once have
I washed my hands after having a shit. So far, no one has complained.

[Pentegarn]

Your point is both valid and horrifying :lol

[Tadao]

( . Y . )

[Pentegarn]

That's better. More proof that Tadao knows breasts

EDIT: Now that I look at Raver's again it looks like a shitty ASCII tie fighter. Not only does he not know breasts, he doesn't know tie fighters

[McClain]

I'll come back and fix everything. Right after FUCK YOU DIRTY RAVER.

That's me, circa '05.

[Pentegarn]

That's a funny post

[Esuohlim]

Man everything was funnier in '05, I agree. If 9/11 happened then instead we'd probably be over it by now :x

[RAVER141]

You know, you could try to be funny.

Why. ?
Make me laugh you twats or i swear to god i'll leave again, maybe.

[Esuohlim]

No. We are a family website now

[RAVER141]

No. We are a family website now

No we aren't, we are all dysfunctional as far as family goes, that's why we post here.
You are my local park (http://www.sheffield.gov.uk/out--about/parks-woodlands--countryside/parks/a-z-city-district--local--parks/millhouses-park) though. :\

[Zhukov]

These so called 'speed-humps' are a joke. If anything they slow you down.

Once again the government shows a complete lack of understanding.

[Evil Robot]

This gu7ys a fu7cking terroprist. We shoijld rape him

[Evil Robot]

im gonna pis in his mou7th

[Kitsa]

Speaking of speedbumps, on behalf of everyone with a spinal condition, fuck speedbumps right up their fucking asses.

[Colonel Flagg]

(rumbly strips on the highway) :explode

[Pentegarn]

I like rumble strips on the berm/shoulder. On the road itself it is kind of annoying

[kahljorn]

SPEED BUMPS? FUCK YEA.

[RAVER141]

I like rumble strips on the berm/shoulder. On the road itself it is kind of annoying

Pervert.

[MrAdventure]

looks like thjis thread

[MrAdventure]

is a complete shit

[MrAdventure]

yyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MrAdventure]

http://abwf.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/kermit-muppet-wallpapers2.jpg

[Zhukov]

The other day I bought $45 dollars worth of groceries at the supermarket, and when I paid with my bank card the shop assistant cheerfully asked me if I would like any cash out with that. I replied that I would like $40, which she proceeded to give me! So really my shopping trip only cost me $5!

Who says all businesses are just trying to rip us off?

[Pentegarn]

Are you sure she didn't ATM your card through the register? (meaning you actually spent $85) Most businesses here can offer that service now

[Zhukov]

Nope, definitely free money!

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[bauhaus]

I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!

[Tadao]

Dana Carvy was never funny.

[bauhaus]

dana carvey?
i was quoting lao tzu

[Tadao]

You must be Dana Carvey, cause you are just as funny. Go away, we don't like you Dana.

[MrAdventure]

it's a passage from sun tzu's the art of bore roffl

[Pentegarn]

:lol