FOOD STAMP INJUSTICE!

[Tadao]

I collect disability. $943 a month. I spend,

$700 on rent and utilities
$100 on medicine and Dr visits

Leaves me with $143 for everything else. I figured I'd go in for food stamps and get like $50 a month so that I can buy both food and clothes and maybe enjoy a movie at the theater or go to a show.

I thought I was collecting on SSDI, but since it turns out to be SSI and that means I don't qualify for jack shit.

I'm gonna steal some shit yo.

[Dimnos]

Wait... Your on SSI for a disability and that doesnt count as SSDI?

[Tadao]

Yeah, that threw me too. I wen t home and checked my papers and I have disability through SSI.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-ssi-and-ssdi.htm

[kahljorn]

I'd get on stamps if i were you... you should be able to get like 200 bucks a month.

are you saying they declined you for food stamps though cause you're on disability through SSI?

[Tadao]

That is correct. Because I am on SSI I don't qualify at all. It's an instant disqualification. :/

[kahljorn]

seriously? I've never heard of that ;/

If you receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI) payments in California, you are not eligible for food stamps because the state includes extra money in the amount it adds to the federal SSI payment.

:( that's really gay. maybe you can get help from another program through them? like rental assistance or cash aid or something?

[Tadao]

I need to find a group of SSI people that gather every month that talk about loopholes and secret programs. :lol

[kahljorn]

haha you mean meth heads

[Tadao]

:lol It's hard to tell with them how much is truth and how much is a 12 phase plan.

[spookware]

http://www.2600.com/

[Colonel Flagg]

I need to find a group of SSI people that gather every month that talk about loopholes and secret programs. :lol

You just know that somewhere, somehow, in some way someone has found out how to beat the system.

[Esuohlim]

It's called ROBBING A BANK.

I've watched those TLC specials, the downfall is always that everyone tries it twice

[Tadao]

I'M GOING TO LEARN HOW TO COOK METH. IT'S EASY TO DO RIGHT?

[kahljorn]

not anymore ;/

well i mean if you use the draino and driveway cleaner method maybe its easier

[Zhukov]

You get $943 a month? That doesn't sound like much at all!

I'd burn through that in a week.



Go steal some stuff from big supermarkets. Once I was arrested for stealing a kinder surprise.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't know you were such a rebel, Zhukov.

[Zhukov]

I had to go to court :(

The judge threw it out for being "petty in the extreme".


Warning: if you get caught by a security guard stealing something, just keep walking since they can't do anything other than ask you to stay and wait for police. I decided that since I got caught I might as well pay for my crimes; which was stupid.

[sspadowsky]

Tadao, what is your disability?

[Blasted Child]

yeah I was just gonna ask that

[Zhukov]

His brain LOL!

[The Leader]

His bones are fusing together. Google it. It's cool.

[Dimnos]

He has the boneitis.

[Colonel Flagg]

Ankylosing Spondylitis - I think :\

[Tadao]

His bones are fusing together. Google it. It's cool.

He has the boneitis.

Ankylosing Spondylitis - I think :\

All 3 are correct! You can move onto the next round. Sorry Z, but you are eliminated. At least you get to go home to your girlfriend now. Oh yeah, no one loves you. :(

[Zhukov]

:(

[Colonel Flagg]

All 3 are correct! You can move onto the next round.

I'll take that "Penis Mightier" category, Alex, for 2 million dollars. :D

[executioneer]

yeah he's an ankylosaurus

don't get behind him or he'll thrash you with his clublike bony tail

[Dimnos]

Don't worry Z. That creepy underage girl on the bus probably still loves you. And one day she will turn 18.

[MLE]

Blame your Governator.

[kahljorn]

TADAO YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAM IT UP THAT YOURE IN PAIN. GET A BUNCH MORE PILLS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE.

DO YOU TAKE OXYCONTIN? SOMEBODY TOLD ME RECENTLY THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA SO ThAT ITS NON-ABUSABLE ;/ IF YOU HAVE THE KIND THATS ABUSABLE YOU COULD MAKE A FORTUNE

[Shadowdancer21b]

I have three sons and an unemployed chef wife. I have expenses that outweigh my income but we were auto-denied. Ain't that a bitch?

[Tadao]

TADAO YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAM IT UP THAT YOURE IN PAIN. GET A BUNCH MORE PILLS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE.

DO YOU TAKE OXYCONTIN? SOMEBODY TOLD ME RECENTLY THEY CHANGED THE FORMULA SO ThAT ITS NON-ABUSABLE ;/ IF YOU HAVE THE KIND THATS ABUSABLE YOU COULD MAKE A FORTUNE

No way dude, I would forge about food if I had full access to Oxy. :O

[kahljorn]

GOTO A PAIN DOCTOR LOL

[MLE]

Unless you find one of those groups that know all the back doors, you won't be getting your food stamps. My boyfriend just looked up the laws in LA.

[Tadao]

AKA see previous discussion with Kahl about methheads.

[sspadowsky]

How are you disabled, if I may ax?

[The Leader]

HIS BONES ARE SLOWLY FUSING TOGETHER

HE'S SO FUCKING HARD CORE

[MLE]

Ankylosing spondylitis

[Tadao]

GOD DAMMIT! THERE IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

[Tadao]

I need to post my updated xrays

[MrAdventure]

i took a look at the gov database and here's what came up:

future careers for tadao

replacement hawaiian cardboard lady for grocery store display
scarecrow
duck duck goose participant-category: duck
strangers with candy dad
news desk anchor

have you decided how you're going to position your arms when they get frozen because, i'll be honest, it'll make or break any one of these careers

good luck god bledss

[Tadao]

:lol I never thought about that. I just want to make sure I can still beat off. :tear

[Colonel Flagg]

Wouldn't it be great if you could get paid for doing that? :spermbank

[Tadao]

If you do the spermbank thing, you only get beat off once a week, maybe longer. I looked into that a long time ago.

[Zhukov]

I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you saved it up in a jar and just dropped it off to them once a week.

[MrAdventure]

yeah just make sure you pick a different day from the milk man

[Kitsa]

The first thing I thought of was an elaborate pulley system of some sort and then I realized what I was picturing and stopped.