mysterious death of birds fishies and crabs

[Geggy]

Most ridiculous theories regarding the cause of worldwide mass death of birds, crabs and fishes I've heard so far are Al Qaeda, chemtrails, haarp and fireworks.

The most plausible explanations of the cause I've heard are enviromental distasters (BP/Halliburton oil spill), artic air blast and Dane Cook's stand up act.

Bada bum ching

[Tadao]

Tell me how this could be from the oil spill please. Last time I looked, oil killed indiscriminately.

[Dimnos]

Best explanation. Practical joke by god just to fuck with us.

[The Leader]

fluoridation

[MLE]

Not that this is completely new or anything. It's happening a lot more, and it even is happening in the Chesapeake Bay, only an hour away from me.

Here's a link to the examples that are already endangering animals already, some of which are getting worse as a part of this 2011 thing.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/a-lot-of-birds-and-fish-found-dead-in-arkansas-5-other-animal-d/

[Tadao]

This is all probably because we fucked up the food chain within the last 100 years. Nothing we'll ever be able to detect, cause the change is so small, but the domino effect with our added WHO CARES mentality keeps speeding it up with every band-aid we slap on the planet. So the eco system can't heal itself cause we keep telling it to WALK IT OFF YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

[MLE]

Here's a list I found here (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1308605/pg1) with all the 2011 bird and fish deaths by location!


FALLING/Dead BIRDS

Kentucky
QTY < 100
Type: Small Birds (not Stated)
Suspected Cause Cold Stress
Actual Cause : Unknown
[link to www.wpsdlocal6.com (http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html)]

Louisiana
QTY 500
Type: Starlings and Blackbirds
Suspected Cause : Weather
Actual: Unknown
Links:
[link to theintelhub.com (http://theintelhub.com/2011/01/04/hundreds-of-dead-black-birds-found-in-louisiana/)]
[link to www.wbrz.com (http://www.wbrz.com/news/hundreds-of-dead-blackbirds-found-near-new-roads/)]

Arkansas
QTY ~5000
Type: Blackbird, Starling, Grackle
Suspected Cause : weather/fireworks
Actual Cause : Unknown
Links:
[link to www.eturbonews.com (http://www.eturbonews.com/20337/arkansas-sees-more-3000-birds-fall-sky)]
[link to www.theglobeandmail.com (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/americas/days-after-mass-bird-kill-another-us-town-reports-hundreds-of-dead-birds/article1857340/)]

Arizona
QTY >65
Type: Bats
Suspected cause : Weather
Actual Cause : Unknown
[link to www.azcentral.com (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/12/28/20101228tucson-70-dead-bats-found.html)]

Illinois
QTY: 50-100
Links:
[link to www.associatedcontent.com (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6185536/dead_birds_reported_by_residents_in.html?cat=8)]

East Texas
QTY: 100's
Suspected Cause: birds got hit by motor vehicles
Links:
[link to www.allvoices.com (http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7800408-now-east-texas-also-reports-hundreds-of-dead-birds)]

Georgia
QTY: 3
Links:
[link to www.courier-journal.com (http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110105/NEWS01/301050085/Authorities+investigate+whooping+crane+deaths)]

Tennessee
QTY: > 100
Links:
[link to www.wsmv.com (http://www.wsmv.com/news/26379609/detail.html)]

Japan
QTY < 30
Type: Various (Mainly Swan/Heron)
Suspected Cause : Bird Flu
Actual: Unknown
Links:
[link to www.upi.com (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/01/03/Japan-on-alert-after-finding-dead-birds/UPI-41861294114121/)]
[link to www.nytimes.com (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/04/health/04global.html?_r=3)]

Sweden
QTY: abous 100 jackdaws
Suspected cause: cold stress, starvation, fireworks, etc
Links:
[link to www.aftonbladet.se (http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article8370375.ab)]
[link to www.thelocal.se (http://www.thelocal.se/31262/20110105/)]

Italy
QTY: about 300
Type: Doves
Links:
[link to www.geapress.org (http://www.geapress.org/ambiente/faenza-piovono-tortore-morte-foto/10282)]


DEAD FISH

Arkansas
> 100,000
Type: Drum
Suspected Cause
Actual Cause Unknown
Links:
[link to www.todaysthv.com (http://www.geapress.org/ambiente/faenza-piovono-tortore-morte-foto/10282)]

Maryland
QTY> 2,000,000
Type: Menhayden, spots and croakers/various
Suspected Cause: Cold Stress
Links:
[link to www.wbaltv.com (http://www.wbaltv.com/news/26357581/detail.html)]
[link to www.baltimoresun.com (http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/green/bs-gr-fish-kill-bay-20110104,0,5624655.story)]

North Carolina
Type: Pelicans
Links:
[link to www.enctoday.com (http://www.enctoday.com/news/-86417-jdn--.html)]

Lincoln Park, Michigan
QTY: 100's
Suspected Cause: Cold Weather
Links:
[link to www.clickondetroit.com (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/26378636/detail.html)]


South Wales (UK)
QTY>~ 100's
Type: Various Carp/Bream/Other
Suspected Cause Cold Weather
Actual Cause Unknown
Links:
[link to www.bymnews.com (http://www.bymnews.com/news/newsDetails.php?id=79520)]


Brazil
QTY: ~Millions (100 tons)
Type: Sardines
Suspected cause :Unknown
Actual Cause : Unknown
Links:
[link to freerepublic.com (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2651186/posts)]
[link to www.parana-online.com.br (http://www.parana-online.com.br/editoria/cidades/news/502434/?noticia=MORTANDADE+MISTERIOSA+DE+PEIXES+NO+LITORA L#id=google_ads_frame5&parent=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parana-online.com.br&rpctoken=adsense_rpc_key&_methods=expand%2Ccollapse%2C_ready%2C_close%2C_op en%2C_resizeMe)]

Italy (Scarlino)
QTY 100,000s
Type: Clams/Small fish/Shellfish/Crabs/Flatfish
Suspected Cause : Pollution
Actual Cause : Unknown
Links :
[link to corrierefiorentino.corriere.it (http://corrierefiorentino.corriere.it/firenze/notizie/cronaca/2010/28-dicembre-2010/strage-del-mare-natale-181158495607.shtml)]

New Zealand
Type: Snapper
[link to www.nzherald.co.nz (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10697906)]

Ontario, Canada
QTY: 100's
Suspected Cause: Temperature Shock
Links:
[link to www.torontosun.com (http://www.torontosun.com/news/canada/2011/01/04/16757321.html)]

Haiti
[link to www.france24.com (http://www.france24.com/en/20101227-authorities-probe-dead-fish-haitian-lake)]

Vietnam
QTY: 150 tonns
Type: Red Tilapia
Suspected Cause: Frequient Ebb tides and high density of fish per pen:
[link to business.asiaone.com (http://business.asiaone.com/Business/News/Story/A1Story20101231-255737.html)]

Britain
QTY: 40,000
Type: Crabs
Suspected Cause: Cold weather
Links:
[link to economictimes.indiatimes.com (http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/environment/flora--fauna/40000-crabs-die-of-cold-in-britain/articleshow/7223955.cms)]

[Tadao]

"Texans are observing hundreds of dead birds on an East Texas bridge"
"they think it likely the birds get hit and killed by motor vehicles while walking, roosting or flying on and around the bridge."

:lol I'm too lazy to care, since John is blaming it on birds being so scared of loud noises that they will now dive bomb into the ground, I suppose I can blame 100's of birds on one bridge on the cars.

[Dimnos]

Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE BEE PROBLEM :O

[executioneer]

its the work of dark wizards

[Tadao]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg

[executioneer]

not that kind of dark

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/The_Core_poster.jpg/220px-The_Core_poster.jpg

[executioneer]

oh my gah and now theres two "bombs" what went off in state offices in maryland

IM SKURRD

[MLE]

not that kind of dark

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/davidharewoodBBC_450x350.jpg

[Zhukov]

Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot :rolleyes
:lol

I'm willing to go with Tadao's food chain explanation, until elx walks in here and tells me off for thinking that.

[executioneer]

i'm willing to blame the whole thing on texas myself

[Dr. Boogie]

Arctic Air Blast is my favorite gum flavor, by the way.

[Zhukov]

JUST SAW A DEAD BIRD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. Could have been the heat though; it's 50 fucking degrees.

[Evil Robot]

search my tagline on google

[Zhukov]

I found about ten dead flies on my window sill today, do you think that it's related?

Also, a dead dog in a skip outside the local pub.

[executioneer]

:(

[Dimnos]

I noticed a dead dog on the side of the road on my way in to work today too. :eek

http://www.reelmovienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/x-files.gif

[Tadao]

5000 birds drop dead in one day (it happens all the time don't worry about it).

6 people killed in a shooting by a mentally disturbed kid (OH SHIT LET'S FIND OUT HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED SO THAT IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN).

Heh, they way the human race prioritizes what effects our mortality is comedic.

Over fishing the ocean - Our fisherman need money.

Solar energy - It's not cost effective.

I'm not saying that all these birds dying is the end of days, I would like to see a little more effort in finding out why though. So far it would seem that experts guess at why this happens and that's that. All this nonchalant attitude towards our ecosystem is gonna catch us all up. Shame on you people. SHAME ON YOU.

[Pentegarn]

I suspect bird Jim Jones

[Evil Robot]

It's because of the iphones operating system. It has had problems in the past involving daylight savings time and it's possible the birds didn't know what time it was or had no signal.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.rovio.com/img/angrybirds_big.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey man, don't blame the folks, blame them damn guvment types who're hidin' them super fast funny cars that run on the sun man. We'd all ride that shit.

[anniepaula22]

A BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOOOO

[Evil Robot II]

BA BA BOEY!!!!!

[Evil Robot II]

I searched all of those on google maps but I cant find any of those areas.