<3 Day Be Coming

[MattJack]

whos going to be alone? Who's going to get some flowers/pay too much for sht?

INCOMING MEME

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7603/talktogirlstuttertheent.jpg

[elx]

i have class all day :( however, i have a sneaky suspicion that some creepy highschool boy is planning something for me.


HAPPY CHEESE DAY EVERYBODY :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

no

[Big McLargehuge]

I was planning on doing something creepy to elx.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

;_;

[elx]

even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!

[Zhukov]

I'll be at work. My girl didn't want to do anything and I can't be bothered arguing that she doesn't actually mean it. We're going out for dinner later, but no chocolates/flowers etcetera, etcetera.

[MarioRPG]

I will be studying for an exam, pretending that it's not depressing.

[executioneer]

even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!
not really :/

[Grislygus]

I did up some home-made almond/marshmellow/cherry chocolates and individually wrapped them in tin foil, which is awesome because no girl (or other guy, for some reason) has ever realized just how much of a low-effort, lazy cop-out it is. just sitting in the freezer now.


THUMBS UP FOR EASY CRAP THAT SEEMS IMPRESSIVE

[Kitsa]

Me -> Him: A mandolin, chocolate-covered bacon, and a large Reese's heart.

Him ->Me: A box of nice chocolates and a promise to repair the engagement ring at some later date (the stone is in perpetual danger of falling out and the store has already fucked up the repair twice).

Me -> Toddler Daughter: A tiny box of chocolates with a puppy on the lid, a toy puppy whose cheeks light up and it says, "I wuff you" when you squeeze it, and an orchestral-grade triangle (get it? Love triangle?)

[MattJack]

Im makin my girl her fav crab soup, then we'll probably get really drunk offa some wine.

B)

[kahljorn]

IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL

[MattJack]

IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ss_highfive.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Who's going to get some flowers
I did that

/pay too much for sht?
I did that

/originality :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

I hope you bought k-y brand INTENSE. IT IS ALL YOU NEED THAT IS WHAT THE TV SAYS.

[Colonel Flagg]

IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL

Only if you're a teacher.

[executioneer]

i might go see a comedy show

by myself

[Tadao]

I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.

[executioneer]

i'm going to see maria bamford, though

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol
I will refer to Maria Bamford as a comedian and not a "comedienne".

[Esuohlim]

I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.

Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE??? :( :( :(

[Grislygus]

Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE??? :( :( :(

I THOUGHT THE FORMER WOULD REQUIRE THE LATTER BA-DUM PSH

[Kitsa]

Meanwhile, girls who "get" shit never seem to get the opportunity.

[executioneer]

man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now

[Fathom Zero]

S'okay Willie. I spent the day in a darkroom and listening to some thirty-three-and-a-thirds that I got from dead people.

[Zhukov]

I got dumped :\


What a fantastic Valentines.

[executioneer]

o shit :(

[Zhukov]

Not SO bad though, since I didn't think we were really suited for each other, and I was sort of thinking about when I would break up with her. Still sore though.

[Kitsa]

That really fucking sucks, Zhukov :( I'm sorry.

[executioneer]

you gotta make your own romance holidays, not base your lovelife on dead catholic saints for fucksake

[Kitsa]

Still, people seem to pick the damnedest times. Maybe they're buckling under society's expectations or some such shit. Or maybe some sort of selfish stock-taking, I don't know.

I was dumped on my 21st birthday and I cried on the couch all day and drank an entire bottle of wine.

[MLE]

I broke up with Eric about a week before our 6 year anniversary.

[Kitsa]

Was it inspired by the looming anniversary, or was that coincidence?

[MLE]

coincidence. we'd been getting more and more distanced for about two years, but i was just the one to see it first.

[Big McLargehuge]

My best friend got dumped on valentines day, i got dumped less than a two weeks after my dad died.

[Shyandquietguy]

I got dumped :\


What a fantastic Valentines.

There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia. :(

[Tadao]

:lol

[MarioRPG]

There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia. :(

Suckiness of the situation aside, this is brilliant. :lol

[Chojin]

i made some chick upset because i didn't want to come see her on v-day. tbh i kinda forgot it was v-day. she warned me beforehand that she was on the rag and bitchy so it might not be the best day to hang out. i was like 'ok cool thanks for the heads up, some other time then', but apparently it was just a trap. i quickly leapt to not giving a fuck about the ensuing weepstorm.

http://inb4.im/4ch/r9k/src/1292530876109.jpg

[Pentegarn]

There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia. :(

That may be in the top 1 funniest things you have posted :lol

[Nick]

Wait, when was Valentines day? Oh shit!

[Zomboid]

If you had an entrance sound, it would be a pained groan.