What are YOU doing for the rapture?

[mburbank]

It's tomorrow, which is also my birthday, which I think is convenient as hell. No matter what happens, I intend to consider it my personal birthday present from God. I what to warn people, that I just looked it up and it's not until 6:00 pm, so don't go around in the morning going "Ha-ha-ha, I thought it was supposed to rapture today, not rain." THAT, my friend, is one good way to make sure you don't get raptured. I myself plan to be out in public at six, and throw a huge nutty, and then, when I'm still there (assumedly, after everything I've done) just sort of meekly apologize to anybody nearby.

[executioneer]

gonna put on a devil costume and run around poking people's butts with a pitchfork

[WhiteRat]

murderin and robbin

[executioneer]

what no raping?!

[WhiteRat]

sure throw rapin and pillagin in too

[Colonel Flagg]

Find the nearest open fissure into the flaming pits of Hell, and jump in.

[Zhukov]

I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.



Oh, and happy birthday Max.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to capture the method man stature.

[Colonel Flagg]

I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.

I believe it starts at 6:00 PM local time. So you and Pub are first on the i-mockery hit parade.

Let us know how it is, will you? Unless you are both swallowed by a giant Slor or something.

[Tadao]

My fishing line and pulleys arrived yesterday!

[Fathom Zero]

VB2BNnwuYhk

I'm prolly gonna sleep, then watch my sister while my mum's out of town. And if the world ends, I'm going to confess my love to a certain someone.

[LordSappington]

I'm gonna go poop on someone's door mat, while they're still here on Earth to get pissed about it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://apocalypse2011.com/tag/may-21-doomsday

:lol Uh Oh, the site is down.


Also, I don't get what the point of trying to prove what day the world is going to end. Even if you did get it right and can't be all like "Seeeeeeeee." Unless there is life 2. Then you would be a big shot there.

[Guitar Woman]

I'll be writing silly comics about time travel and watching the new Doctor Who!

Not a bad last day on Earth. God fucking better not murder me before The Rebel Flesh airs.

[Pentegarn]

I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.



Oh, and happy birthday Max.

Yeah I asked in the chat thread. Never got an answer there though

[Pentegarn]

Imma play Rift, I figure if a hole in the sky is going to open up and swallow people I may as well be fighting it with my ranger

[Tadao]

I should probably use my penis pump so that in case god forgives me, I won't be embarrassed by my 6 inch penis.

[Evil Robot II]

Ive got a rental truck full of nitrates. I'm going to make sure the rapture is real for a small group of people.

[Pentegarn]

To celebrate the rapture i am going to post in the Happy Birthday Max thread

[Shyandquietguy]

It's tomorrow, which is also my birthday, which I think is convenient as hell. No matter what happens, I intend to consider it my personal birthday present from God. I what to warn people, that I just looked it up and it's not until 6:00 pm, so don't go around in the morning going "Ha-ha-ha, I thought it was supposed to rapture today, not rain." THAT, my friend, is one good way to make sure you don't get raptured. I myself plan to be out in public at six, and throw a huge nutty, and then, when I'm still there (assumedly, after everything I've done) just sort of meekly apologize to anybody nearby.


I KNEW YOU GUYS KILLED CHRIST BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Me and a crew of folks are gonna have a bar bee qye and play Dungeons and Dragons and MAgic: The Gathering.

[mew barios]

there's gonna be a big garage sale tomorrow as a benefit for the local humane society. i'd like to herald in the judgment day with an armload of dusty old garbage.

[Ex Leper]

When the mountain touches the valley

All the clouds are taught to fly

As our souls will leave this land most peacefully

Though our minds be filled with questions

In our hearts we'll understand

When the river meets the sea

- Emmet Otter

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I KNEW YOU GUYS KILLED CHRIST BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Me and a crew of folks are gonna have a bar bee qye and play Dungeons and Dragons and MAgic: The Gathering.


BETTER BE 4TH EDITION. 5th ....maybe.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/cJuuz.jpg

[executioneer]

guys just remember judgement day wont come until after the second coming AND the resurrection of the dead

so uh maybe you should watch out for the zombies i guess

[kahljorn]

ITS MY SISTERS GRADUATION PARTY SO ILL BE DRUNK TRYING TO PICK UP ON HER SINGLE FRIENDS

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim here reporting from Detroit! Burning buildings in the distance in every direction crumbling before my eyes. Rioters and looters tearing up the streets. Dead bodies are everywhere.

Absolutely no sign of the rapture yet, though. I'll keep you posted on updates.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Supafly345]

I just got raptured. Heaven sucks, there is nothing but white women.

[Geggy]

I have few errands that i need to get done today. I've been blowing it off in the past few days but with the upcoming rapture at 6 oclock today I better get my ass moving.

[Geggy]

I made a bet with a believer for $100. If the world doesnt end, he owes me $100. If the world does indeedy end, then I owe him $100.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It has been mad foggy today and yesterday. Rapture fog. It looks like Stephen Kings the mist fog.

[MarioRPG]

I was encouraged to sleep in today, must be the end times.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ITS MY SISTERS GRADUATION PARTY SO ILL BE DRUNK TRYING TO PICK UP ON HER SINGLE FRIENDS

Did it work?

Esuohlim here reporting from Detroit! Burning buildings in the distance in every direction crumbling before my eyes. Rioters and looters tearing up the streets. Dead bodies are everywhere.

Absolutely no sign of the rapture yet, though. I'll keep you posted on updates.

Updates.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have "Rapture" of Puppets stuck in my head by Metallica now too.

[mew barios]

i got a gameboy color and gba for $1 and a jvc nx-ps1 for $5. these raptureday bargains are nice.

[kahljorn]

FUCK I SHOULD"VE THOUGHT OF SOME GENIUS SHIT LIKE THEY DID THAT FAKE FAPTURE IN THE 1800S

SELL SPECIAL RAINBOW FAPTURE SHIRTS FOR A HUGE PRICE
OFFER PEOPLE SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR THEIR HOUSE SO TH EY CAN GO ON A FINAL VACATION
FORGIVE PEOPLE OF THEIR SINS FOR A SMALL/LARGE FEE

[Shyandquietguy]

Provoke a horde of athiests to march in front of a church.

Don't know where I'm going with this but I'm sure it's hilarious.

[kahljorn]

WE COULDVE ALL BEEN RICH IF WE WOULDVE PLAYED OUR CARDS RIGHT

[Tadao]

Right now I'm downloading porn illegally. I should punch a baby in the face for good measure.

[Ex Leper]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/2117/tumblrlliusbsb0a1qzlfum.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/571/tumblrlliusbsb0a1qzlfum.jpg/)
NOTE: I didn't make this

[Colonel Flagg]

1 hour 5 minutes to go. Waiting for the apocalypse.

[Colonel Flagg]

Maybe I'll just watch "Never Say Never" again, and call it a night. :puke

[Pentegarn]

Sounds like a Bieberrific evening Colonel

EDIT: Or you could watch Sean Connery play Bond one last time in "Never say never again"

[MailCall]

I've got some warm cookies and cold milk set out just for Santa.

[Pentegarn]

I think you may be confused :lol

[Pentegarn]

Wow it's been quiet. Guess the rapture took everyone

[Fathom Zero]

I pretty much just napped all day. What'd I miss?

[Tadao]

I feel all floaty and stuff. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's been a perfectly quiet day. >:

Would it have been too much to ask for a few zombies or something?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to be pissed if it happened at 6om because thats when my shift was ending. Couldn't have gotten me off a half day or shit.

[Pentegarn]

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's been a perfectly quiet day. >:

Would it have been too much to ask for a few zombies or something?

Or at least Gabriel's Horn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel#Gabriel.27s_Horn)

[Colonel Flagg]

Wonder when the next one will be.

[Ex Leper]

2012 like we originally though I guess.

[executioneer]

rap rap rap
don't let the rapture fool you
uh-uh

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljlncnKTf1qimhcmo1_500.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Apparently my internet got rapture'd last night too

[Pentegarn]

End of the world has been bumped back probably due to production delays to October 21st

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gNYJVUxMb5ZRhUlJPlv2jKni5nDA?docId=dce96751f 9cb475bb088e77a54652e0d

See you all back here on October 21st then

[Zhukov]

...he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true

It must have been pretty embarrassing I will give him that.


"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, New York. "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face."

A big fat slap in the face by god himself, telling you that you are a moron who just wasted their life.

Fucking hell, this is the world we live in. Why does everyone not just understand that religion is bollocks? I can understand why it was around several centuries ago, but now it's just a bit ridiculous. If you want to be a good Christian, sell your fucking house and all your posesions and go and be good to each other. Stop being idiots. Christ.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

End of the world has been bumped back probably due to production delays to October 21st

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gNYJVUxMb5ZRhUlJPlv2jKni5nDA?docId=dce96751f 9cb475bb088e77a54652e0d

See you all back here on October 21st then

ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVILLLLLL

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5hEn9bTyVjqDYEQ-2f9TAY3HOiEKw?docId=bea2359a4efc4343b0bd6bdcc72f99 b8&size=l

[kahljorn]

lol

so he made another prediction in 1994 that was also wrong :lol

DO YOU SEE THOUGH? THESE FUCKERS SPENT MILLIONS AND GOOD DEALS OF MONEY. IF WE WOULDVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY SMART WE COULDA BEEN RICH

[Pentegarn]

ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVILLLLLL

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5hEn9bTyVjqDYEQ-2f9TAY3HOiEKw?docId=bea2359a4efc4343b0bd6bdcc72f99 b8&size=l


:lol