Kenny vs. Spenny? Great show or greatest show?

[ThrashO]

http://exclaim.ca/images/up-Kenny_and_Spenny_1.jpg

This show was picked up by comedy central back in 2008 but it originally debuted in Canada.

For those who don't know, it's about two best friends who have some absurd competition every episode such as "Who can stand the longest", "Who can smoke more weed" and "Who do black people like more?". Why is this so entertaining? Is because of the heated competition? No.

It is such a brilliant show because the best friends are complete opposites. Sure that sounds cliche like some cop buddy gay porn but it works so well. Spenny (Spencer Rice) is a nice-guy conservative type who takes all of the competitions seriously and follows the rules very strictly. Kenny (Kenneth Hotz) is a fucking evil genius. Almost every episode he finds some way to cheat and screw spenny over without any remorse what so ever.

As an example of the level of insanity Kenny has, one episode, "Who can produce the most semen", Kenny breaks into a dentist's office, steals a huge stand-up X-Ray machine, and plants it in spenny's room over night with it on in order to give spenny radiation poisoning. On top of it working very well and leaving spenny a puking/shitting mess, he goes to the doctor and finds a syst growing in his forearm.

There is some of the most hilarious instances I've ever seen in this show. So many times you will be rooting for Spenny because he's such a nice guy, but you will just be in awe at how merciless kenny is as he completely fucks spencer over in almost every episode.

Also, the loser must do a "Humiliation" which is whatever the winner wants it to be. Most of the time, it's pretty goddamn gross.

It was on comedy central for 1 season and then was cancelled, probably because with so much censorship it wasn't nearly as good. It ran for 6 seasons on canada's "Show Case" which is like a shitty HBO. The final episode aired on christmas 2009. I suggest finding a torrent site, stealing it, and watching them all. It's some of the best entertainment you can find. Especially when it's free.

Anyone else want to make sweet love to this show from the behind? I would kill for a reboot of the show. The best anyone can do is like Kenny and Spenny on facebook as they post tons of things that aren't nearly as interesting.

Drum solo:
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/37/kvs2.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish this show was picked up by comedy central then immediately thrown from a rooftop.

[Tadao]

It was.

[ThrashO]

I wish this show was picked up by comedy central then immediately thrown from a rooftop.
y.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its a terrible show.

[ThrashO]

ur a terrible show.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish you were on Kenny vs Spenny.

[Zhukov]

Did you copy and paste that from your last forum?

[ThrashO]

No it was my first post here before I realized that there is no real reason for there to be topics on this forum. I now know my mistake and this thread can be used for whatever you like now.

[kahljorn]

I LIKE MASTURBATING AND FELCHING :dunce


also encouraging people to steal things via torrents is against the site rules. You will be receiving one infraction.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wish thrashoh would felch me. I've got this itch right now only a shit can scratch.

[WhiteRat]

I remember people talking about this show for about 3 weeks then it died and no one cared.

[kahljorn]

i think they just stole the idea from southpark

they already got canadian dudes who look stupidly similar

[Pram Maven]

Kenny VS Spenny was, in my callow opinion, as bad or worse than Dorkaholics and Tim and Eric's Awful Show.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What the fuck is dorkaholics?

[executioneer]

also t&e awesome show is/was great, shut ur hor mouth don

[Tadao]

I agree with Don on T and E. :(

[executioneer]

well do you agree with me that his mouth is a whore, though

[Tadao]

Oh hells, yeah.

[Dimnos]

I think I would rather be hit in the eye with a baseball before watching anything mentioned in this thread. :\

[Grislygus]

I think that I will officially like this person and agree with his position on Spenny versus Spenny as long as he has a Shatterhand avatar

[Shyandquietguy]

Kenny VS Spenny was, in my callow opinion, as bad or worse than Dorkaholics and Tim and Eric's Awful Show.

How the fuck did you even get hired by a staffing agency you drooling fucking mongoloid.

[ThrashO]

also encouraging people to steal things via torrents is against the site rules. You will be receiving one infraction.

Well felch it to me pal

[Shyandquietguy]

ThrashO, don't you think it's sad that Pram Maven's sense of humor only attracts angry, self-loathing rejects who will walk over him until he dies and repels people with at least a speck of security of in their lives?

At least he gets someone to laugh, I guess.

[Grislygus]

I continue to approve of this Thresho person.




That is all.

[Esuohlim]

IS KENNY VS. SPENNY ABOUT TWO ROOMMATES WHO GET ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES KINDA LIKE BERT AND ERNIE?

[ThrashO]

well you didnt read the first post at all :/

[executioneer]

LIVING WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!!

[Grislygus]

iz0lXNNkqac

[Pram Maven]

ThrashO, don't you think it's sad that Pram Maven's sense of humor only attracts angry, self-loathing rejects who will walk over him until he dies and repels people with at least a speck of security of in their lives?

At least he gets someone to laugh, I guess.

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The only water metaphor that you get is brookely because you're starting to babble. Get the Zuggernaut in here too because you're starting to rouse a rabble. Elite metaphor posse up in here and I'm only starting to dabble. Keep posting in here and Tadao will leave Casa de Carlson in shambles.

[Pentegarn]

ThrashO, don't you think it's sad that Pram Maven's sense of humor only attracts angry, self-loathing rejects who will walk over him until he dies and repels people with at least a speck of security of in their lives?

At least he gets someone to laugh, I guess.

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 10

Hey you just hit double digits, good on ya! :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

Give him credit - it took nearly a week.

[Pentegarn]

Took surprising restraint on his part I must say

[Grislygus]

Pram, you couldn't demean someone even if they were a mentally challenged girl that you happened to be pissing on

[Grislygus]

I imagine her reaction to you suddenly whipping out your dick and hosing her down in public would be "ISS OKAY. YOO ARE SPESHUL IN UDDER WAYS. DON'T FEEL BAD."

[Colonel Flagg]

Pay attention, new dudes. The last two "Gus" posts were both funny. :learn

[Colonel Flagg]

On the other hand, Pram, there's no hope for you. :(

[Pram Maven]

Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.

[Dimnos]

That might have been good if it made any damn sense.

[Shyandquietguy]

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Seriously, every time you open you mouth you literally flounder and talk like you have a fucking gun to back everything up. You emulate the eighties in your sculptures AS IF IT WERE IMPORTANT. Do you really have anything valuable to add other than empty scolding about "playing nice"? You pretend your suicidal depression is exquisite and must be cherished by everyone around you. And you pretend that the world owes you a second chance.

Shut up before you prove to everyone how worthless furries are.

[Colonel Flagg]

Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.

Actually, it takes a lot of effort for you to tell Pentegarn to shut up. Shutting up requires for you just to stop posting. Which you seem unable to do properly.

:\

[ThrashO]

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.

What... Are you?

[Tadao]

The... Same as you.

[Pentegarn]

Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.

First:

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 11

Second

Make me shut up bitch, I would lay you out like a Thai school girl if you ever tried though you pussy coward. Look at how you try to come off as a hard ass, 'go buy internet time at an internet cafe and log on to shut up'? What the fuck does that even mean? This is why you currently suck and why you will always suck. Even your best attempt to be funny is worse than my worst attempt. Maybe if you quit googling your own name every 5 fucking minutes, you would have time to make something of yourself, find a woman, fuck her and put an end to this lame asexual excuse you keep bleating about to cover up for the fact that you are a sexless fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Pram, just fast forward this dumbass drama of yours and suck on your roommate's exhaust pipe

[Shyandquietguy]

So he's going to die homeless and the last thing to his name is a desperate attempt at "renewing" himself.

While logged on in an internet cafe.

[Tadao]

Hey Pram, how is that "Don Carlson is a homeless criminal" working out for you?

[Pentegarn]

Maybe he should answer you after buying some internet time at an internet cafe :rolleyes

[Pram Maven]

Tadao- It's working out horribly, thanks. I was inspired to come up with some good material to mock you with, though . Would you like a thread for it?

[Pram Maven]

What... Are you?

I'm Butthurt Man.

http://www.bookeryfantasy.com/sad%20batman.jpg

[Pram Maven]

Oh shit, I forgot to mention- I BOUGHT A DRESS.:love

Oddly, it wasn't the staring that bothered me. It was trying to get into the goddamn first three other dresses. They went on easily enough, and then clung all over and I nearly tore them in half trying to get them off.

[Dimnos]

Oh shit, I forgot to mention- I BOUGHT A DRESS.:love

Oddly, it wasn't the staring that bothered me. It was trying to get into the goddamn first three other dresses. They went on easily enough, and then clung all over and I nearly tore them in half trying to get them off.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1/steg1212/1265068642542.jpg

I belive this still holds true.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh shit, I forgot to mention- I BOUGHT A DRESS.:love

Oddly, it wasn't the staring that bothered me. It was trying to get into the goddamn first three other dresses. They went on easily enough, and then clung all over and I nearly tore them in half trying to get them off.

ButI you're prob still annoying

[Colonel Flagg]

Where's Perntegarn when you need him.

[Pram Maven]

Probably searching for proof of his funny posts.

[ThrashO]

sweet avatar bro.

[Pentegarn]

Probably searching for proof of his funny posts.

I don't need to search for proof because to do so would validate your crap opinion. You say "you aren't funny Pentegarn" but you are so far from funny that that sentence is is actually a ringing endorsement to my grasp of comedy. Every time you say I am not funny I see as proof that I am.

See your being a loser has uses after all.

You still should take a bath with a plugged in toaster though

[Pram Maven]

It's hard to be funny when your posts are moderated by Hitler.

[Pentegarn]

Know what your problem is Pram?

You expect everyone else to give you confidence and respect. The problem is, you can't ever get others to respect you and you can't gain confidence until you learn to respect and have confidence in yourself. So you spiral around in a series of compensatory measures ranging from false bravado, to anger, to cowering fear and total submissiveness. And you swing from them in the way a bipolar person does. In the last day you have picked 2 fights with me and sent me 1 apology PM. This is something a bipolar person would do.

You have basically 2 options here; 1) you can stop posting and get the mental help you so obviously and desperately need, or 2) you can stop posting and take up the extreme sport "glass eating"

At this point, I don't much give a shit which you choose

[executioneer]

GUYS YUOR DERAILING THE KENNY VERSUS SKENNY THREAD QUIT IT

[Colonel Flagg]

In that same vein, I just thought I'd mention that after that first post, no one thought to include any more vomit-related tales in the "Drunk Chicks Puking" thread. This disappoints me. :(

I mean, really, I was looking forward to more of that there.

[Pram Maven]

I think I saw one episode of KvsS, in which they were farting bags of coke on each other.

[ThrashO]

In that same vein, I just thought I'd mention that after that first post, no one thought to include any more vomit-related tales in the "Drunk Chicks Puking" thread. This disappoints me. :(

I mean, really, I was looking forward to more of that there.

im gonna start a new one about girls ive shit on. also pram no you didnt.

[kahljorn]

HEY PERNDOG

YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF BIPOLAR PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
ITS AGAINST DUMBASS'S LAWS FOR PROTECTION OF DUMBASSES WITH DISABILITIES

[Pentegarn]

Khal makes me :lol