Is there anything, anything, anything more boring than...

[mburbank]

A high school graduation ceremony?

[Colonel Flagg]

Maybe, but none reported by reliable witnesses.

Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe, right up there with Enya.

[executioneer]

WEDDINGS

[Tadao]

Funerals

[Colonel Flagg]

Depends on who died.

[dextire]

I went to my great-aunt's funeral today. Her first ex-husband talked for 45 MINUTES about arguments and fishing stories. :x
All-told it was three hours before we even went out to the gravestone for the closing.
Two people fell asleep and had to be woken up and told to leave. :lol

There was also four interruptions to listen to songs that included this one.

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[Pentegarn]

Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe

Not when it heralded the arrival of The Macho Man

[Dimnos]

Catholic Jr High graduations. :(

[Otto]

Catholic Jr High graduations. :(

Catholic school dances. "Leave room for the holy ghost, you two!"

[executioneer]

pretty much anything catholic

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I was going to say going to church in Catholic primary school.

[kahljorn]

yea i was gonna say university graduations (FIVE HOURS PLUS GETTING THERE EARLY) but yea catholics

[kahljorn]

also, pram maven.

[Pentegarn]

Pretty much any of the "Tard Trifecta"

[Zhukov]

Wait, are Max's children out of high school already?

[Zuggernaut]

this message board is pretty fucking boring and judging by the join dates next to some peoples names its been going on for a decade

[Colonel Flagg]

YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT ZUGGY - THAT WAS MERELY AMUSING.

[Pentegarn]

I gAVE IT Half A SMILEY Face AND 1/3RD a trophy

[mburbank]

Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

[Pentegarn]

Who wrote that anyway?

[mburbank]

me

[Pentegarn]

I thought as much, but I think it is too subtle for your intended target(s) :lol

[Zhukov]

Yes, yes, yes, but ARE THEY 18 YET?

[Colonel Flagg]

Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

Who wrote that anyway?

me

Was that in the comments section of the story of the Easter Bunny? I seem to recognize some of the prose.

Incidentally, that story was one of the funniest things I had ever read on this site, before or since.

[Shyandquietguy]

I've never been to any of that shit! :lol :lol :lol

Suckers! :lol :lol :lol