Father's Day!

[creeposaurus]

So how do you plan on spoiling dad this year? I got my boyfriend a Tritton headset. Not my father but he is a father.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

playing Bad Company 2

[Dimnos]

Going to the pony track.

[Tadao]

letting him have my turn with my sister

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think there are what like 4 of us here?

[Zhukov]

I'll tell some dad jokes. But I do anyway.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."

[MarioRPG]

I was at a stag and doe last night and won a car washing kit, so that.

[Zhukov]

When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."

Yeah, but people are still dying to get in.

[mew barios]

i got my dad a londo mollari action figure from a dusty corner of the forbidden zone since he likes babylon 5 so much. he'll spend most of the day riding a motorcycle around up in the mountains but we'll probably watch some deadliest warrior or somethin.

[Shrubfest]

I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome

[Dimnos]

That explains a lot. :\

[Fathom Zero]

My father called me. I was going to send him a text, though, until that.

[executioneer]

When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."

Yeah, but people are still dying to get in.

guys do

do we all have the same dad somehow

[Dimnos]

When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it.

[Esuohlim]

I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome

THIS POST MAKES ME A SAD DAD :(

[ThrashO]

I got my dad the Silver-Screen Marx Brother collection. It's on DVD but he doesn't really care, plus why the fuck do you need black and white TV shows on blu-ray? We used to watch them and 3 Stooges all the time when I was a kid. Great stuff.

[Otto]

I haven't had a really good relationship with my dad, so father's days usually consist of me playing weird pranks on him. For example: my dad takes enough blood pressure medication, antidepressants, and painkillers to knock out five men and a full grown narwhal so he's usually in a stupor/coma for a good five hours out of the day. So yesterday I drove around the backroads until I found a dead possum, called to make sure dad was knocked out for a while, drove to his house, nailed the dead possum to his door, and stuck a christmas present bow on it.

This may sound like the actions of a sociopath or a serial killer, but it was actually revenge for father's day last year when I gave up my saturday to go fishing with him, passed out drunk, and he woke me up by putting a live crab down my shirt.

[Colonel Flagg]

I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome

I had a somewhat difficult relationship with my own dad, but it had gotten better over the years. This last year we had him over for Christmas dinner with all our kids, then later we visited him with my brother (from SF) and celebrated his 90th birthday.

This March he had a brain aneuyrism and passed away quite suddenly.

The point? Reconciliation is sometimes a good thing.

[Kitsa]

I got Mr. Kitsa a cover for his kindle, and at his request we ate barbecue, watched Dexter, and then passed out for three hours.

For my dad, I got a legal reference on patents, copyrights and trademarks, since he's an engineer and a nerd.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

guys do

do we all have the same dad somehow

When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it.

Daddbadjokes.com I was looking on here when we were expecting.





Also, where is mr. adventure?

[Colonel Flagg]

do we all have the same dad somehow

I may have posted this one before, but .....

Little robin red breast
Sitting on a pole
"Tweet" went his beak
"Toot" went his hole.

[Shrubfest]

I realized I sounded proper whiney there. My dad's fine as a bloke and we're fairly alike. He's just not very good a being a dad.

[Tadao]

He's good at being a barmate. That's a good dad to me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Angie's all mad now because for fathers day my mom got me a pack of wife beaters.

[creeposaurus]

Wow this thread just made Father's Day depressing. I'm sure glad my dad's dead/in prison/gay living with his boyfriend in Florida.

My daughter made her daddy a card. It got him teary eyed.

[Zhukov]

Not a very good card then?

[creeposaurus]

:lol

His standards shouldn't be high since it was done by a 1 year old

[Tadao]

Oh great, that's exactly what a dad wants to hang on to for the rest of his life. A crappy card from his daughter.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/father-only-expresses-love-through-concern-for-pro,4180/

[creeposaurus]

Kolchak took his love for his daughter a step further by personally checking the tires with a hand-held pressure gauge, but later felt embarrassed by the expression of intimacy

He really shouldn't spoil her that much. She'll probably expect a hug at this point

[Chojin]

i didn't get my dad anything :< every time i do, he's just like 'oh neat' and then it sits in the corner of his warzone of a bedroom for the rest of eternity.

we went out to dinner with his father and my aunt and i did help him out from under the motorcycle he just bought. idk.

[executioneer]

i helped make lasagna for dinner, that's about it

[kahljorn]

i wish i lived somewhere that you could call people blokes

[executioneer]

you can call people blokes you just have to street it up a little, call them bliggity blokes

[Zhukov]

It's not all it's cracked up to be, Kahl; living in the land that calls your mates cunts, and cunts mates.