Moved to Florida

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[george]

you should hook up with casey anthony, i hear she is free and knows where the party is :)

[Sam]

I HEARD SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO "GET OFF" :rimshot

[executioneer]

man why would you move TO florida

[Dixie]

iguanas.

[Esuohlim]

Say hi to Seven Force when you find him crawlin' through your bushes because you made this thread

[Wiffles]

You in central or south FL? I've lived in central FL. Orlando. Theres basically nothing to do unless you're into theme parks and mini golf. Theres basically nowhere interesting to go since everything is flat, but you can always drive an hour to the beach and watch space shuttle launches and there are nice restaurants too in the touristy areas.

IDK but in central FL there seemed to be alot of universities so I guess you get your drugz through the college kids living there. they will hook you up with reliable people who sell those and even deliver.


Miami tho, is another story. lots to do.

[Colonel Flagg]

man why would you move TO florida

This is a good question. Please answer.

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[Grislygus]

There's always something to do if you pay attention, no matter how worthless the area

With that being said, you now live in the hot, smelly, shaved armpit of America

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[Colonel Flagg]

Isn't this where people come to die?

Funny you should bring that up. My stepfather did just that.

Have fun. :(

[Zhukov]

If I can find something to do in Tasmania, then I'm sure you arseholes can find something to do in Florida.

[Colonel Flagg]

Speaking of which, what's the prognosis on the Tasmanian Devil? I hear there's a virulent form of cancer that is endangering their existence.

[Zhukov]

I feel sorry for them despite them being the stuff of nightmares; they're pretty screwed and probably wont last the next decade in the wild.

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[Colonel Flagg]

^^^ Long time past. No worries. :)

[Pentegarn]

man why would you move TO florida

To take one's talents to south beach I would assume :lebron

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[Pentegarn]

Only thing I know about Florida is there's swamps, amusement parks, football programs who all cheat on both the college and pro level, drugs, cubans, Cubans, and Cubans smoking cubans

[executioneer]

Only thing I know about Florida is there's swamps, amusement parks, football programs who all cheat on both the college and pro level, drugs, cubans, Cubans, and Cubans smoking cubans
and Cubans eating cubans. and alligators eating Cubans

plus i think Piers Anthony lives there (if he hasnt died yet)

uhh and the kissimmee river and lake okeechobee? idk

[Pentegarn]

Isn't there a show on Animal planet that tapes there too? Something about catching reptiles?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Isn't this where people come to die?

Then wash downstream into Lousianna and get Rzarected.

[executioneer]

apparently if you go now you can go to a gun range (http://twitpic.com/5m9q8l) and find some drunk canadians (http://twitpic.com/5m9pof)

[kahljorn]

my friend who lives there gets good cocaine i guess

it must be good cause she used to be fat and now i guess she is retarded skinny or something

[Aaarg]

you can watch them drain the everglades

florida, ohio, and texas are basically the only three states i'd never fucking even consider living in.

[Dimnos]

Learn to gator wrastle. Please.

[Colonel Flagg]

my friend who lives there gets good cocaine i guess

Man I gotta try me summa that c'cane.

[Pentegarn]

Man I gotta try me summa that c'cane.

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[Colonel Flagg]

I knew I could count on you! :)

[WhiteRat]

I lived in the panhandle on the coast near Panama City for 2 years. 5 minutes from the white sand beaches and more tatas than you could possibly imagine. The only downside was that it was a little too close to Bama but oh well. I wish I never left. :(

[Womti]

:sleep

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[Sam]

I JUST GOT BACK FROM FLORIDA, IT'S THE WORST.

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[Sam]

NOPE, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM FLORIDA INFECTING THE REST OF MY BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES OF GODDAMN AMERICA.

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[Sam]

In Florida the air is made out of farts and it will choke you to DEATH.

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[Sam]

In Florida everyone is a racist.

[Pentegarn]

In Florida everyone is a racist.

Pram Maven moved to Florida?

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[Colonel Flagg]

The one good thing about Florida is ....

wait, there is nothing good about Florida.

[Evil Robot II]

Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.

[k0k0]

Buy a boaat and join a marina. Thats where the best parties are.

Yeah, plus you can take ladies out on the water and really, they can't refuse your advances because of the implications. Get yourself a couple of tasty treats.

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[Sam]

FLORIDA SUCKS, THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU CAN KILL YOUR CHILD AND THEN GET RICH.

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[k0k0]

I have pretty high standards after getting the clap due to my low standards. It's amazing what having a q-tip shoved down your piss hole will do to your psyche. Never again! And before someone suggests using a condom, I did.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That bad huh?

[k0k0]

Well, it starts with pissing blood and ends with the doctors at the hospital looking at you meanly after they announce that you've got chlamydia. I'm not taking my chances anymore. It could have been aids.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( With that "what whore did you fuck" look in their eyes.

[k0k0]

No, they looked at me with the whole "We're over here trying to treat emergencies but instead we gotta mess with this sex perv's dick" look.

I didn't even know the girl was a whore. I'd been seeing her for a month and a half before we got to the sexing, but apparently she had her issues. The worst part was the center for disease control calling my mom's house and asking for me. I had to make up some shit about getting a bladder infection and them checking if it was something else, but it wasn't. I'm sure she believed that all of two seconds.

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