Anyone's 2011 Halloween costume coming together yet?

[Kitsa]

It seems early, but I'm freaking out because it seems like I was already working on Stay-Puft this time last year. And it's hard to top Stay-Puft, at least when the costume contest judge is dressed like Egon.

I don't know what I'm going to do, myself. I've got my Joey Ramone wig and glasses. I guess I can be Joey Ramone but short, and fat, and also a woman.

Anyone?

[Pentegarn]

I used to love to do all the whole halloween thing, but over the years I went from participant to spectator. I still enjoy seeing others participate though. I kind of mourn for the guy in me who loved doing it all passing, because I have fond memories of going out of my way to enjoy haunted houses and halloween parties and the like. But one year the haunted houses all were bad or staffed with fuckwads, and I think that turned it all off for me.

So please everyone do fun stuff and take fun pictures, i can still enjoy that much of it

[k0k0]

You could always go as a cheaply made robot in a cape if you get in a pinch.

http://i.imgur.com/ek0z9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4HdrI.jpg

That was a few halloweens ago. I haven't done too much else the past few years other than a pillowcase over my head one year and a mexican gang member (pants pulled up, only the top button of my shirt buttoned, white undershirt). Only a few people at the party found it racist.

[executioneer]

i was thinking of going as nathan explosion

[Kitsa]

I was going to say you should go as the guy from Roadkill, willie, but no one would get that :(

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My daughter's costume is coming together. Slowly. The trick or treat bag is proving to be the hardest part.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All I need is a cheap brown long haired wig and a 30 pack of key stone light.

[Kitsa]

I have a costume party to go to and now I have to figure out an idea. If it were just me on my own, amusing myself, I would probably go ahead with my "Joey Ramone but short, fat, and also a woman", but now I have to think up something that will work as half of a couples costume, or a family costume.

I am short and fat. He is tall and fat. Shrek and Fiona worked out well for us last year but we can't do that two years in a row.

I'm having trouble finding costumes that aren't slutty. I'm just not the type.

[Kitsa]

Unless I come up with a better idea, I will be Judge Judy. This makes a couples costume nearly impossible...Mr. Kitsa as Byrd would be vaguely racist, and any attempt to make him look like a bailiff would end up looking like Big Boss Man.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He should just go as the big boss man anyway.

[dextire]

What about Mr. Kitsa as Jerry Sheindlin (Judge Judy's husband)? I used to watch him on The People's Court.

[k0k0]

I say just go racist with it and screw the people who get offended. I mean, tastefully do it. Don't go black shoe polish with it.

[MarioRPG]

I really am at a loss of what to go as this year, I've been slacking for whatever reason. I'm sure something will come to me soon though... The problem is I wont be spending Halloween in my home town or neighbourhood so I may have to change how elaborate the costume is, travel wise.

[LordSappington]

I was going to make a Medic form TF2 costume, but it doesn't look like I'll be getting that done anytime soon. So I'll probably make a Creeper from Minecraft costume instead.

[Dixie]

i can't decide this year. i've been a (pretty awesome) zombie for the past few years. i need something else. and like kitsa, we are looking for a couples costume. personally i'd like to see kitsa and mr. kitsa as juggalo versions of raggedy ann and andy.

[k0k0]

I was going to try and go as Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Brothers, but I can't figure out how to get patches of gray hair to stick to the sides of my bald head without interrupting my hair in the middle. I'm figuring it out though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to try and go as Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Brothers, but I can't figure out how to get patches of gray hair to stick to the sides of my bald head without interrupting my hair in the middle. I'm figuring it out though.

Maybe something like the arrow through the head but with hair instead
http://www.halloween-store.cz/emdata/products/289_l.jpg

[k0k0]

Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to do that with a gray wig. I'll probably have to make it myself. The rest of the costume is pretty easy.

[Pram Maven]

I'm dressing up like Grissom this year. Another ode to things that were no longer popular once I discovered them.

[Sacks]

Are you going as tin foil space suit Grissom or going kind of classy with Air Force dress Grissom?

[Evil Robot II]

Somebody should dress up as september 11th.

[k0k0]

How would that work? Just wear a calendar on you with the 11th marked down?

Or are you talking about twin towers with a plane stuck in your asshole or something?

[Evil Robot II]

yES I are you talking about twin towers with a plane stuck in your asshole or something?is what I would do thank you[/quote]/CODE

[ThrashO]

I think I'm gonna do either zombie Snake Plissken or zombie Billy Mays

[Kitsa]

we discussed zombie Billy Mays for mr.kitsa, but lost sight in an argument over what his shirt should be advertising.

[Ex Leper]

I'm going to a great Haunted House near me and they don't allow costumes, so I'll go as a ginger kid.

[executioneer]

Haunted House
they don't allow costumes

what the fuck

[Ex Leper]

It's a professional one, only the performers can dress up.
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[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/MasterT.jpg

[ThrashO]

I pity that fool.

[Kitsa]

I got my red lipstick for my costume. It didn't work out quite the way I thought it would. I sort of look like a hooker.

I've never worn red lipstick before.

[k0k0]

Judge T. Hooker, the T stands for Terrible slut. Order in my court.

[kahljorn]

we discussed zombie Billy Mays for mr.kitsa, but lost sight in an argument over what his shirt should be advertising.



something that helps him eat brains

[Zhukov]

So I'll be a referee at a Halloween themed roller derby game. Whilst still wearing black shorts, black and white striped shirt, and all the safety gear (helmet, knee, elbow pads etc), I need to have a Halloween lean to my get-up.

Any ideas? I'm thinking just a simple face painting.

[kahljorn]

short shorts and huge titties

[Zhukov]

It has to be scary.

EDIT: oops, nevermind

[Nick]

I need to come up with a costume for a literary character for a party I might attend, but I can't think of a single one.

[k0k0]

Be Logen Ninefingers, bringer of death.

[Nick]

I'd never even heard of The First Law until I had to google Logen Ninefingers. :(

[Otto]

Dr. Benway. All you need is a labcoat and maybe a strap on. Also carry around baby powder in a prescription bottle, occasionally snorting some of it.

[Zhukov]

I need to come up with a costume for a literary character for a party I might attend, but I can't think of a single one.

Huckleberry Finn.

[elx]

kitsa you should use your gingerlyness to be gadget. gadget was awesome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But only if you say wowzers a lot too.

[Tacobot]

I think i have decided on Arthur from Ghost 'n Goblins. I just saw a live action Japanese commercial for it, and the dude had some kick ass cardboard armor that i'm pretty sure i can put together. Or i could just run around in some heart print boxers.

[Kitsa]

I'm going to attach the lacy collar to my judge judy costume today. It looks pretty good, considering.

I got some bronzer and some dark blush to try and give me the more tanned, high-cheekbone look that she has. I have the freckles and a less angular face, so I look like Judge Judy's plump and friendly cousin, kinda.

Still trying to figure out what to do for Mr Kitsa's. The clock is ticking...Foy's is a bit of a drive, and I only plan to go once this season.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I bought an amazing prop chainsaw - the chain actually moves and it makes really loud rev noises. The purchase was a total impulse, so now I have to build a costume around it to legitimize what I spent on it.

I might go with the classic Leatherface but I'm leaning more towards psycho clown.

[Sacks]

I bought an amazing prop chainsaw - the chain actually moves and it makes really loud rev noises. The purchase was a total impulse, so now I have to build a costume around it to legitimize what I spent on it.

I might go with the classic Leatherface but I'm leaning more towards psycho clown.

Is it this one? My brother's friend did some work for this company and he had this promo model laying around and gave it to me. One of the sequences is this really obnoxious advertisement talking about the company and welcoming everyone to whatever summit these were debuted at.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6155/6197888795_94ab0953e2.jpg

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

That is it exactly. It's pretty awesome as far as a store-bought item goes.

[Sacks]

Yeah I spent years trying to find a good chainsaw and this one just fell into my lap. Excellent purchase, sir.

[replicant]

I am doing the vampire thing. I don't know how to sew or anything like that. Preliminary: http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2918/vampjp2.jpg

[All Hail Duke]

well, i look like a cross between phil margera (fatness) and ra's al ghul (streaks of white hair and similar beard)

so i guess i could make something of that, except no locals know who either of them are

[executioneer]

Yeah I spent years trying to find a good chainsaw and this one just fell into my lap.
this sentence sounds painful no matter how you slice it

[Sacks]

this sentence sounds painful no matter how you slice it

Ah- hew-hoo~!

[Nick]

http://i.imgur.com/2Bcov.jpg

My costume is ready. :p

[Kitsa]

It ended up being very hot and itchy to be Judge Judy. I got the wig on ebay and I think it must have come off a dead hooker or something. Also, one of the clip earrings kept coming off and catching in the lace collar, and I don't really have visible eyebrows so I had to pencil them in and that looked pretty stupid.

All in all, I don't look anything like Judge Judy and the Judge Judy costume really didn't change that.

[executioneer]

am currently wearing nail polish, long black wig

it's pretty brutal

edit:
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/nathanexplosion1.jpg

[Kitsa]

am currently wearing nail polish, long black wig

it's pretty brutal

edit:
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/nathanexplosion1.jpg


I like this and I would give you pickles if we still had them. Although, a lot of people are idiots. Much like I got "Are you supposed to be Howard Stern?" when I was trying to be Joey Ramone, you might get "Are you Meat Loaf?" :(

[executioneer]

when i've got the makeup on it'll be harder to make that mistake

edit: i've gotten a "danzig?" so far, which i actually have less of a problem with

DOUBLE EDIT: :lol @ milhose

TRIPLE EDIT: >: @ aaarg

[Esuohlim]

WILLIE ARE YOU DANZIG?

DON'T FALL OFF THE STAGE WHILE DOING KARAOKE :(

[Aaarg]

hahaha danzig. awesome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My Lt Dangle costume lost to this shitty looking monarch.

[dextire]

I'm guessing your shorts weren't short or tight enough.
Emperor Akihito or Queen Elizabeth?

[k0k0]

I wanna see pics of your dangle.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

am currently wearing nail polish, long black wig

it's pretty brutal

edit:
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/nathanexplosion1.jpg

WILLIE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE

I'm guessing your shorts weren't short or tight enough.
Emperor Akihito or Queen Elizabeth?

They were short and tight.
http://images.wikia.com/adultswim/images/9/96/Monarch.png

But seriously he looked more like a juggalo. :halloween

I wanna see pics of your dangle.

I'll put the pic up when I get home.

[executioneer]

how bout now

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/nathanexplosion2.jpg

[All Hail Duke]

you've got the look down, how about the voice?

[kahljorn]

JUST BE CAREFUL PEOPLE MIgHT CONFUSE YOU FOR A FAN OF SLIPKNOT OR INSANE CLOWN PUSSY OR SOMETHING

[executioneer]

you've got the look down, how about the voice?
dude the voice is the part i do best

i can do ALL of the voices

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[All Hail Duke]

not bad, not bad at all

[Zhukov]

Well there were a few good costumes out tonight. Spy vs Spy, Leeloo, the pope and various skanks dressed as cats or something. About a million guys either wearing green body suits or the Guy Fawkes mask, too. Some guy dressed as an onion (?) was totally bashed and left in a gutter and I don't even care.

I had a shit night because I was out with my second tier friends who just stand around drinking and whinging about how much everything sucks now, rather than dancing or having a good time.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend was thinking about puting a werewolf together with edward fortyhands but with whiskey instead. Werewolf Forty Claws.

[executioneer]

man he better not use fifths for that, that is way too much drink

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

but he's got a werewolfs tolerance

[executioneer]

he better, or that shits gonna hit him like a silver bullet

[Kitsa]

I like the Nathan Explosion makeup.

If we still had pickles, I would have given Kahl a pickle for "insane clown pussy".

My kid won first prize at our city's costume contest this morning for her chicken pox costume. It was a chicken suit with red spots all over it, and her trick or treat bucket was a jumbo bottle of calamine lotion. Most of the under-20s just thought she was a chicken, but the older people (the judges) got it.

Last night at the mall trick-or-treating event, some kid punched the cookie store's giant cookie mascot in the kidney and ran.

[k0k0]

Last night at the mall trick-or-treating event, some kid punched the cookie store's giant cookie mascot in the kidney and ran.

If you lived in the right area, that would probably make it into Crime Beat.

[Lone Wanderer]

Ray Stanz from Ghostbusters. I made the whole costume myself two years ago for a 25th anniversary screening. I have a working PKE Meter prop from Mattel, but sadly no Proton Pack.

I've dressed as Ray twice now this year, one for a contest a a comic shop (lost to a moron in a fucking blue robe), the other was last Thursday for an event at my college...but a bunch of little kids and their parents showed up instead of students.

[Kitsa]

I guess yesterday in one of our grocery stores, some kid went in with a Ghostbuster costume on and some shopper called the cops because they thought he was carrying some kind of gun.

[Lone Wanderer]

I guess yesterday in one of our grocery stores, some kid went in with a Ghostbuster costume on and some shopper called the cops because they thought he was carrying some kind of gun.


A stick attached to a backpack with lights is a gun now? People are fucking stupid. Worse yet, he probably had the Rubies costume with the inflatable pack!

[Sacks]

Ray Stanz from Ghostbusters. I made the whole costume myself two years ago for a 25th anniversary screening. I have a working PKE Meter prop from Mattel, but sadly no Proton Pack.

I've dressed as Ray twice now this year, one for a contest a a comic shop (lost to a moron in a fucking blue robe), the other was last Thursday for an event at my college...but a bunch of little kids and their parents showed up instead of students.

Who was the blue robe person?

[k0k0]

I'm still waiting to see 10kvg's dangle

[kahljorn]

its not a dangle its a bonesaw

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/300020_10150324391940771_99129590770_8425142_71818 2682_n.jpg

I don't like this pic.

[Lone Wanderer]

Who was the blue robe person?
Some dumbass character from Magic: The Gathering named Jace...I play Magic and hate that card, being beat in a costume contest by it only made things worse.

[Kitsa]

I see you're double-fisting the beverages.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's my signature.

[MarioRPG]

It's ok though because it fits the costume

[k0k0]

I was gonna say that the shorts aren't short enough, but looking at pictures, they look about right.

[Zhukov]

That's a fine collection of knees in that photo.

Also, it suits you 10k.

[dextire]

Ok, I have no clue how you could have possibly lost to another dude. That costume is perfect. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Especially not to some juggalo monarch. These cretons.

I should have went as last years costume when I had a red pinstripe zuit suit, a foot long mustache, a derby with horns and a pitchfork.

It was gangster as hell.

[testube]

too expensive to dress up.

[k0k0]

I dressed up as a robot using cardboard boxes and a 1 dollar bottle of spraypaint. Who do you think you are possible bot?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I know, how dare they.

[executioneer]

testube isnt a bot, jsut an dingbat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What if he is like the t-100 series though???????????????????????????????