Hurnacan Irene thread.

[ThrashO]

Whose going to get hit by it? Whose worried? Who doesn't give a shit?

I don't give a shit. I am pissed that I went to get a loaf of bread (1 loaf, im out) and the store was completely out.

Post pics of destruction if u see any :)

and if u get killed let us know.

[k0k0]

I'll go first.

Hurrichan.

This is the assholes make fun of spelling mistakes thread correct?

Or was it on purpose? Damnit, maybe I'm making myself look dumb.

[kahljorn]

Herni(a)rene ;/

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes, Philly is in the crosshairs.

I don't particularly care too much - we live in a fortified bunker with barbed wire electrified fencing and vicious dobermans surrounding the perimeter. My generator is gassed up and ready to go, and both of my underground fuel tanks are full, as is the food storage locker and walk-in freezer. I've got plenty of ammo and am more than willing to use it.

Come on, looters, let's see what you've got. :omega

[Chojin]

i live at the top of a giant hill. not a single fuck is given

[kahljorn]

hernirene doesn't stand a chance against dobermans

[k0k0]

The only thing I have to worry about here is a tornado. But I haven't been in a tornado in 29 years of living here, so I'd say the chances aren't good I'll see one. No natural disasters can fuck with me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have to work overtime from sunday to wednesday 10 hour days even on my days off. My next day off is next sunday.

We insure a shit load of people in nc, through philly, nj, nyc and boston and they are all getting torn up.

Shits gonna suck.

[Esuohlim]

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HURRICANE WHILE BUSH DOESN'T DO SHIT TO HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF. IT'S 2005 ALL OVER AGAIN, YOU FUCKS.

[Evil Robot II]

I spent the past two days preparing about 150 out of the 700 boats in the marina I work at for the storm. At about 7:00 pm tonight they said they (the government) were padlocking the gates at 10 pm and nobody can enter the property until tuesday. Needles to say everything will be gone by then and the government will have a massive cleanup of boats all over the highway.

Oh yeah, the city of new york issued a mandatory evacuation and since I live on a small island in the middle of Jamaica bay, I think I should go.

[Tadao]

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2009/02/delonas_b441a.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Oh yeah, the city of new york issued a mandatory evacuation and since I live on a small island in the middle of Jamaica bay, I think I should go.

thass near Rockaway Peninsula, right?

[Mike]

barbed wire electrified fencing and vicious dobermans surrounding the perimeter.

It's a good thing barbed wire and dobermans are immune to hurricanes.

[Pentegarn]

Why couldn't the Hurricane be called Eileen instead? I could do Steelheart and Dexy's Midnight Runner gags then

[Fathom Zero]

Or serial killer jokes.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9803/wuornosaileen130x171.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

We insure a shit load of people in nc, through philly, nj, nyc and boston and they are all getting torn up.

Shits gonna suck.

Two words: Job security

[Colonel Flagg]

How are all our NC buds doing? Still online?

[k0k0]

I remember getting fired from dell when hurricane katrina happened since I was in sales to the New Orlean's school systems. Pieces of shit couldn't just transfer me to a different set of schools. Anyways, I got a job at Sears after that and all of these people were calling in because they had 'insured' all of their appliances/tvs and shit through us and they got all wet. We had to tell them we couldn't do shit. Act of god or something. Sears' insurance policies are fucked and stupid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I figured they were more likely warranties. So unless the tvs and blenders malfunctioned causing the levees......bladda bladda bladda made me think of

http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/f2/Eevee.png

instead.

[Womti]

:tear

[ThrashO]

NC is so far very disappointing. I've been waiting for my roof to tear off for the past 10 hours now >:

mainly because I really hate the children who live above us.

[Colonel Flagg]

The rains have started in Philly. Still waiting for the wind. (whistles)

Man this storm is moving slowly. :(

[kahljorn]

there's a flash flood warning where i live :(

[ThrashO]

This storm is a pussy. I'm going for a run. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

there's a flash flood warning where i live :(

:( I hope it floods that assholes bar

[Sam]

EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL HERE. :xmas1

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Makes me want to play Left 4 Dead 2's Hard Rain campaign.

[Fathom Zero]

We should do that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I gotta renta copy then.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd need Xbox Live Gold, too. :\

[Pentegarn]

My hurricane update is "I live in Ohio where we don't have coastal storms"

[elx]

just got my power back ;(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe we should just be Left 4 Dead professional players like Schmid.(KAHLJORN TOO)

GRABBING A SHOT.

I'm glad your power is back elx. I see that you are using it wisely.

[Colonel Flagg]

What better way than to contact your bros on i-mockery? ;)

Welcome back elx!

We never lost power, which is highly unusual for a storm of this magnitude. In other news, now the waiting begins for the cresting of the Delaware River. :eek

[Sam]

I haven't lost any power, but then again we have nothing but BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE. :xmas2

[ThrashO]

Maybe we should just be Left 4 Dead professional players like Schmid.(KAHLJORN TOO)

GRABBING A SHOT.

r any of u guys good at super marios world? im really good at that and i think we coudl make some serious money guys.

[Pentegarn]

W0B7kh8YNuA

[Geggy]

watched a movie on FX this morning

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k593/GregMQ/irene.jpg

[executioneer]

...what

edit: oh

[stevetothepast]

holy jumpins.

it's getting windy here.

[kahljorn]

im awesome at left 4 dead 2.

i havent played it in like half a year tho

[Colonel Flagg]

Tropical storm Irene heading straight for Greenland. WTF?

[Esuohlim]

I AM DEAD AND IT'S ALL HURRICANE ________'S FAULT

[LordSappington]

FUCK YOU GUYS WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN MORE THAN TWO MINUTES OF RAIN IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS
SERIOUSLY, IT WAS 110 OUT TODAY AND EVERYTHING IS DEAD

[Colonel Flagg]

Seriously, start another thread entitled "It's hot as hell here, guys!" :rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

Only Max can get away with that Colonel :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

I believe Max may be swimming in his driveway right about now. :eek

[Wiffles]

no pics of destruction? show us something so awe inspiring that you will feel pride knowing you've survived such an event!!!

[k0k0]

Wiffles wants to see your dicks.

[Kitsa]

My hurricane update is "I live in Ohio where we don't have coastal storms"


When that band of Ike came through, I personally witnessed the transformer that served the biggest mall in Dayton explode. When we got home, there was a 60 foot pine tree down in our backyard. It happens.

[Colonel Flagg]

Damned right. Just ask the people who live in Vermont.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I AM DEAD AND IT'S ALL HURRICANE ________'S FAULT

Man, if we made shirts that said that we'd be rich.

[Chojin]

my power was out for a week

very many fucks were given after all