There is no such thing as love

[ThrashO]

Figure why not liven up this section?

So my girlfriend of a year and some change has decided to go her seperate way. She say's it's because of school and work and she doesn't have time for a relationship. This is her:

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This is an early picture of us, about a year ago. The relationship only got better and better. We never fought, we had a great sex life, she was NORMAL, she let me do whatever I wanted, if she came over and we were playing poker she'd let me finish! Then if I wanted to come in the room afterwards and play some Gears she'd be like "Babe you know I don't care, I love you".

It was fucking madness. Never has a relationship been so good.

Now, I've been with some absolutely beautiful girls. Some that are beyond a level of foxiness comprehendable by man. For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle. And her body was INCREDIBLE. Curvy and in shape. She teaches yoga on the weekends. She was also funny and was a BOSS at super Mario World (but come on, who isn't.)

This is her:
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I don't ever brag about my sexual conquests or my love life in general. I'm a very private person when it comes to that sort of thing, but there are always many levels of insanity to women based on their rank on the babe scale. For example, that girl, the EPA babe from Seattle, let me know 4 months into our relationship that she was going through a divorce. I asked when. She say's "Well he hasn't signed the papers yet".

I'm like... "Son. Wat." But I really liked her, and I tried to cope with all of it. Turns out she wasn't ready for the divorce and things just spiraled. She was manipulative and changed her mind about everything every other minute. I said "Fuck this" and moved back home. She calls me every once in a while and sends me a picture of her butt or something but I don't really care.

Anyways, the girl in the picture up top is Katie, and I loved her more than anything. It was the best relationship I've ever been in and I didn't know that a relationship could be so good. NOTHING was wrong with it what so ever.

Then she kind of stops talking to me, stops staying the night then says she wants to go on a break so she can focus on school. I over reacted a bit and we didn't talk for about a week. Now it's official that we're broken up, she doesn't seem to care at all and she doesn't want to talk with me about any of it. I don't think she's with another guy at all, but she does seem to talk to her friends alot, so she apparently has time for that.

Deep down I know that in a few months she's probably going to come running back to me, because that's how it always works, and I don't really know what to do if this does happen. The way she seemed to turn her undying love for me off in an instance makes me think I would have no relationship security what so ever. Maybe she was tired of me. Maybe she really couldn't concentrate with me on her mind. I don't really know. Like most girls, she doesn't give a straight answer so it leaves you forever wondering. I do still love her, I think about her all the time, and every day I wake up I have to remind myself that she's not in my life anymore. It's getting easier, but I know that there probably won't be another relationship as good as what I had with her, and after being with some of the sexiest girls on the planet, that's really all I want anymore.

Already there are girls that are texting me shit like "heyy" which whenever you see extended letters like that it means "I'm ready for you to dump cum all over me." but as lonely as it is right now, I don't want any skanks at the moment. I'm taking this time to better myself, save up some money and hopefully get back into school.

I'm trying to not be a pussy, I haven't cried or anything, and I'm not going to be a faggot about any of it, but I mainly posted here because I haven't talked to anyone else about it IRL. All of my friends and family thought we were such a cute and perfect couple that I wouldn't know how to tell them that it's over.

So, advice? Thoughts? Insults?

[EDIT] posting this somewhere and getting it off my chest has helped a little. I suggest anyone else going through the same thing to do so as well.

[Pentegarn]

First off, no matter what, a drop off that is that abrupt does mean another guy. That is on her because she can't be honest about it.

Second off, not getting real closure sucks, but unfortunately sometimes it goes down like that. If she won't let you have that closure, it means she is doing something wrong and she knows it, if nothing else, let that be your balm. If she does come running back, you can get your closure then.

Third off, the hardest thing about ending a relationship that your family endorsed is telling them, but the best thing is to do it and get it over with because otherwise they are going to push you with not only the uncomfortable 'what went wrong' and 'what did you do' when they finally do find out, but they will then follow up with, 'what, you don't think we are important enough to tell when something like this happens'. The former is bad, but you can deflect that, the latter is worse because they will be right.

I am not going to bombard you with things like 'plenty of fish in the sea' and 'things will get better' They don't help and you will figure the truth of those platitudes on your own with time. Instead I will say, enjoy your single time and save up that money for the next girlfriend cause it will all be gone as soon as you get your next one :lol

[k0k0]

My advice, go ahead and cry dude. Cry like a baby because if she is coming back, it's after she's been used and tossed out by another dude. No girl drops off like that without having another dude. You can wait it out and see if she'll come back or you can get over it and try again.

[Pentegarn]

On the plus side, if she does come back you own her. Though I wouldn't advise taking her back after that

[Fathom Zero]

this validates everything

[ThrashO]

My advice, go ahead and cry dude. Cry like a baby because if she is coming back, it's after she's been used and tossed out by another dude. No girl drops off like that without having another dude. You can wait it out and see if she'll come back or you can get over it and try again.

I stopped crying about broads when I was 20. I thought this girl was different, and it's difficult to deal with, but nothing to cry about.

Also, pent, I took your advice and texted her saying "A girl doesn't turn away from a relationship like ours without another guy to go to" and she says "youre being ridiculous, please stop texting me things like that" and I said "Ok, I'll stop telling you cold hard facts about yourself."

and then IRL I was like "lol"

I dont know man, after seeing something like what we had just collapse, I think I'm going to go the way of the douche. Honestly, my best friend, who is a complete manwhore, always told me "A girl is something to be used up and thrown out, because that's what they'll do to you."

And even though he's crushed the souls of some of the sweetest and beautiful girls I've ever met, it's appearing that he's not far from the truth :\

[k0k0]

Ah, well if my woman leaves me, I cry. That's just how I am I guess. I even cry when I gotta leave her for some reason.

[kahljorn]

SORRY TO HEAR THAT DUDE

I AGREE AND THINK THAT WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE CUNTS

I AM NOW A MISOGYNIST

[Supafly345]

I haven't read any of the posts in this thread. But I totally empathize with what is going on and you just need to hang in there baby!

[Sam]

POST ALL HER NUDES HERE OR PM THEM TO ME AND THAT WILL SHOW HER THAT YOU ARE A DOMINANT MALE AND SHE HAS JUST MADE A HORRIBLE LIFE CHOICE. :picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have some nudes of her. She looks just like my ex fiance.

[k0k0]

How come I never take pictures of my girlfriends naked? I never think to do that at the time since I'm so optimistic that I'll never need them since we're together always.

[kahljorn]

yea hook them nudes up

although she kinda looks like it might be illegal for me to look at her naked

[ThrashO]

I have alot of feelings for the most recent girl, but I'll give you some goods for the megafox from Seattle

NSFW ON ACCOUNT OF PIERCED TITTIES AND A BUTT

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There's lots of phones because we long distanced for a while. And yes, she was as incredible in bed as you'd like to believe. If the divorce wouldn't have made her so crazy she'd have been WIFE MATERIAL, she's still a sweetheart though.

[Zhukov]

Uh, this is really weird (for me), but I know someone that looks exactly like her. I thought it was her.

Anyway, the advice that there is definitely another man is dumb. A drop off that abrupt may means she has been hiding her true feelings for the past month/s, it may mean she just doesn't care that much and doesn't mind being fickle about the relationship. As for another guy; there might be, there might not, but I think automatically jumping to that conclusion either shows us that you sort of want there to be one (especially if you texted her the accusation) in the hope that you can be all "fuck that bitch" in order to get over her easier, or that you are just really upset. Unless you have some pretty good evidence I wouldn't listen to your fears of another guy. It's not really an honest way of getting over someone.

The way she acted with you (well, as much as I can tell from one post), and how she just let you do whatever, might indicate that she didn't really feel as strongly towards you as you did to her. She ... might not know what love is...

Maybe letting you do whatever you wanted and play poker and video games was her way of avoiding you, or not having to mother you.

I don't want to be the devil's advocate here, but it's not always so easy as "Dude, there was another guy, so she can get fucked". People's emotions are complex (especially women am I rite guys) and you wont know until you have a long honest talk about it. Maybe not even then.


If she does come running back to you it still indicates that she doesn't really know how someone should act when they 'love' someone. If she did that to me I would take it as a sign that she can't take me seriously, because you don't play with a guy's heart like that :(

I guess my advice is to talk to her about it rather than assume things. She might have a great reason that she broke up, and she might want to get back together with you if you talk honestly with her. If you want that. If not, then at least you will know for sure, and that's what closure is; not telling her to fuck off on assumed charges.

As for empathy; yeah I got some. I'm still in love with a woman I was with for two years and I bawled when I broke up with her - long distance wasn't working, and it was really draining her quality of life.

[k0k0]

I guess an immediate drop off doesn't mean other guy instantly. But it means something was all of a sudden wrong or changed.

I was dating a girl for 5 months and she was probably the hottest girl I've ever been with. At least to me. In other people's opinions I've had hotter, but yeah, she really did it. Anyways, the thing that changed it is that I took her to meet my friends for the first time. She was a hardcore christian and I didn't realize they'd look like such unsavory individuals that I socialize with. So when we get to their house and go inside there's a giant drawing of a fetus being stomped on the wall of their house behind the drum set. Also a few upside down crosses. We all get to talking, then they kind of start realizing she's a christian and ask questions about it. They start poking holes in it. I know that they didn't realize this would be a major thing. They were just really curious about shit and why she thought that way. She said she needed to get home, so she drove me back to my place. She gave me a long kiss that if I had realized it now, really was a way of saying goodbye to me. It lasted way longer than normal. When I called her the next day, there was no answer. I called her for a week straight with no answer. I thought something might have happened to her. I found her mom's number and contacted her, she told me Jenny was fine and that she was busy right now. A week after that, I get a box full of stuff that I had given her over the months with a letter detailing how she loved Jesus and needed to devote herself to him only for now.

Did she find Jesus recently? That dude's stealing all the ladies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have alot of feelings for the most recent girl, but I'll give you some goods for the megafox from Seattle


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There's lots of phones because we long distanced for a while. And yes, she was as incredible in bed as you'd like to believe. If the divorce wouldn't have made her so crazy she'd have been WIFE MATERIAL, she's still a sweetheart though.

:o

I have that same outfit. Those are crotchless panties son. I hope you get a piece.

[Zhukov]

Post pictures of you wearing them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I did already

[ThrashO]

:o

I have that same outfit. Those are crotchless panties son. I hope you get a piece.

Kid. I had all the pieces already. :rock

[ThrashO]

Also, it's fucking weird seeing that picture out in the open like that :x

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[ThrashO]

I guess an immediate drop off doesn't mean other guy instantly. But it means something was all of a sudden wrong or changed.

I was dating a girl for 5 months and she was probably the hottest girl I've ever been with. At least to me. In other people's opinions I've had hotter, but yeah, she really did it. Anyways, the thing that changed it is that I took her to meet my friends for the first time. She was a hardcore christian and I didn't realize they'd look like such unsavory individuals that I socialize with. So when we get to their house and go inside there's a giant drawing of a fetus being stomped on the wall of their house behind the drum set. Also a few upside down crosses. We all get to talking, then they kind of start realizing she's a christian and ask questions about it. They start poking holes in it. I know that they didn't realize this would be a major thing. They were just really curious about shit and why she thought that way. She said she needed to get home, so she drove me back to my place. She gave me a long kiss that if I had realized it now, really was a way of saying goodbye to me. It lasted way longer than normal. When I called her the next day, there was no answer. I called her for a week straight with no answer. I thought something might have happened to her. I found her mom's number and contacted her, she told me Jenny was fine and that she was busy right now. A week after that, I get a box full of stuff that I had given her over the months with a letter detailing how she loved Jesus and needed to devote herself to him only for now.

Did she find Jesus recently? That dude's stealing all the ladies.

Yeah my first real girlfriend, whose religious views are totally changed now, was big into christianity when I was living with her in Seattle. Anyways, Towards the end of the relationship I just wanted there to stop being problems, finish school and get the fuck out of there, and one day shes goes: "You know my parents say that if you really loved me you'd go to church."

Me: "Okay i'll go to church."

Her: "And believe in Jesus."

Me: "Okay I believe in Jesus."

And Zhukov, thanks for the advice dude, I don't really know what to think because she doesn't answer most of my questions or explain herself about anything, then again she is really busy working and studying and going to school all the time, but I feel like she made this situation so much worse and difficult, so for the time being I'm going to just turn some strange pussy out for a while and then see if I can beat her score when she comes back.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Go for the high score.

[k0k0]

Then when she comes back you can show her all the nice new stds you got. Maybe you can trade.

[b_squared]

Maybe she was being truthful about work and school. Just saying.

[executioneer]

NSFW ON ACCOUNT OF PIERCED TITTIES AND A BUTT

plz don't use spoiler tags for nsfw pictures they still download to work computer hard drives and can get dudes in trouble

remote link that shit

[kahljorn]

this is now my favorite thread on imockery

and yea i was about to post what willie said. Would hate for those pictures to get removed/you get banned :(

[ThrashO]

wahhh im a lady who hates boobs

ok

[executioneer]

i dont hate boobs i'm just telling you spoiler tags won't keep nsfws from getting people in trouble

not ME, because i surf with images turned off at work anyways. i give a fuck

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, from now on be sure to sen dem direct to my email.

[Pentegarn]

That is the safest place for them

[Pentegarn]

Anyway, the advice that there is definitely another man is dumb.

This from the guy who can't close the deal :lol

[kahljorn]

dont worry guys i started my own publover folder for thrasho's girlfriends :(

[Pentegarn]

dont worry guys i started my own publover folder for thrasho's girlfriends :wank

I put in the emoticon for you that you must have meant to put originally Kahl

[kahljorn]

IM JUST A COLLECTORSO I THINK :posh WOULDVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE

[k0k0]

He's a connoisseur with pictures of other people's girlfriend's naked.

[Pentegarn]

IM JUST A COLLECTORSO I THINK :posh WOULDVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE

Even a :posh needs to :wank once in a while

[kahljorn]

yea but we keep our monocles and straight faces while we jerk it

[Esuohlim]

Every emoticon should have a jerking counterpart

[Sam]

I need an eye rolling jerking off emoticon right now.

[Zhukov]

This from the guy who can't close the deal :lol

No, this coming from the guy who thinks that the situation might be more complex than what a knee jerk reaction, of any sort, warrants.

Like I said, it might be another guy, it might not, but you should find out first, since a quick change in her actions could mean any number of things, and jumping to conclusions about something so accusing and potentially hurtful could cause problems. Thrasho if you are trying to contact her in a civil way then I guess there is not much more you can do. I guess you could always try the 'I'll only leave you alone if you tell me the truth' angle, thus turning you into that clingy guy she dated for a while and who couldn't take a hint. I don't know. Ask her if you've done something wrong, that you recognise that she wants some breathing space, and that you really care for her happiness - but you think you deserve some explanation; even if it is just "I needed to concentrate on school/work".

Sometimes the easiest answers are the hardest to take. :tear

And Pentegarn, why do you think I can't 'close the deal'? Because I don't keep you updated on my love life? Yeah, sorry, I keep forgetting that some people are living vicariously through other people's sexual experiences. Following me around the forums, trying poke fun at me and then laughing at your own posts is hardly becoming of a fat twat such as yourself, is it? I mean, really.

[Sam]

ZHUKOV, SOMETIMES I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND THE MAN THAT YOU HAVE BECOME OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS OF CANADA.

[Zhukov]

That really means something to me, Sam. Thank you.

[Esuohlim]

I need an eye rolling jerking off emoticon right now.

:BOOTOFJUSTICEjerkingit

[Sam]

:WANGSFUEMOTICONJERKINGIT

[Esuohlim]

:JERKINGEMOTICONJERKINGTWODICKS

[kahljorn]

:DOMOEMOTOCONJERKINGTWODICKSANDBITINGONEOFF:domo

NM I GUESS THATS OFF TOPIC

SORRY GUYS

:INFRACTIONJERKINGOFF

[k0k0]

:JERKINGEMOTICONOFADUDENAMEDDICK

[Pentegarn]

And Pentegarn, why do you think I can't 'close the deal'? Because I don't keep you updated on my love life? Yeah, sorry, I keep forgetting that some people are living vicariously through other people's sexual experiences. Following me around the forums, trying poke fun at me and then laughing at your own posts is hardly becoming of a fat twat such as yourself, is it? I mean, really.

It is sad that the most original comeback your tiny brain cell can come up with is 'fat twat'. I laugh at your ineptness. This is why I repeatedly say you are boring. It is the same response from you. You have to fall back to either 'twat' or 'cunt' because you lack both subtlety and the wit to come up with anything better. That is why you lash out at your betters, because you know deep down of your inferiority.

:lol <---- that is me laughing not at my post, but at your impotent attempt at a response.

The reason I say you can't close the deal is because 99% of your posts on loveline have been the same boring story of "I met a girl at x, but nothing happened." You can fill x with all sorts of things, public transportation, your laughable job as a ref of a 'sport' that is barely more real than professional wrestling, bars, your 'real' job, wherever. It is always the same with you. I don't even have to read what you post because you seem to post in some sort of Madlibs style. You are boring, repetitive, and making fun of that amuses me

hence the :lol s I put in. Deal with it, as my bitch, it is really the only choice you have.

[ThrashO]

so i just got home, its 7am, from a tiling job that started at 8 all night and I was tired as hell and decided to light up some bud and smoke myself to sleep.

anyways, i was making a sandwiich stoned as hell and kept thinking about how sweet she was and all the cute things we did and she would always tell me I was the only horsey in the world for her and what would she do if something happened to me. and then she just turns of off and leaves. she left ME. its almost ridiculous to think about for me. I keep asking how.

and i just cried my fucking eyes out for a good 20 minutes. i dont know how i fell right now

[k0k0]

Probably better man. Crying helps during that shit. I mean, it makes you feel stupid, but it's not good to keep that bottled in.

[Zhukov]

Definitely. It can make you realise how you really feel.

Pentegarn: Shut up now. I don't call you a twat or cunt, I call you a fat twat, or a fat cunt.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:JERKINGEMOTICONJERKINGTWODICKS

:goingskiing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

so i just got home, its 7am, from a tiling job that started at 8 all night and I was tired as hell and decided to light up some bud and smoke myself to sleep.

anyways, i was making a sandwiich stoned as hell and kept thinking about how sweet she was and all the cute things we did and she would always tell me I was the only horsey in the world for her and what would she do if something happened to me. and then she just turns of off and leaves. she left ME. its almost ridiculous to think about for me. I keep asking how.

and i just cried my fucking eyes out for a good 20 minutes. i dont know how i fell right now

Walking usually helps me out with shit like this. I used to do a lot of walking.

[k0k0]

I used to do a lot of walking too, but when I felt like that, it would make me break shit. Usually just finding a house in construction and going to town.

[Pentegarn]

Pentegarn: Shut up now. I don't call you a twat or cunt, I call you a fat twat, or a fat cunt.

Because you are either a misogynist or a closet homosexual. Hear me out

People tend to subconsciously call others cunts and twats, prefix insults notwithstanding, because they think little of the vagina itself. Why is this? Some schools of thought believe that it is a deep seeded hatred of women in general, that then translates any synonym to the vagina (i.e. pussy, twat, cunt) as an insult. There is another school of thought that says that you tend to lump together things you hate, so when you call someone a twat (or in this cast fat twat) it means you hate both them and vagina because of latent homosexuality.

Either way, it explains why you can't close the deal with the ladies

:lol-ing at you again,

Pentegarn

[ThrashO]

so i just got home, its 7am, from a tiling job that started at 8 all night and I was tired as hell and decided to light up some bud and smoke myself to sleep.

anyways, i was making a sandwiich stoned as hell and kept thinking about how sweet she was and all the cute things we did and she would always tell me I was the only horsey in the world for her and what would she do if something happened to me. and then she just turns of off and leaves. she left ME. its almost ridiculous to think about for me. I keep asking how.

and i just cried my fucking eyes out for a good 20 minutes. i dont know how i fell right now

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

[Pentegarn]

Wait you can't red pickle yourself

:Partyfoul

[The Leader]

:lol-ing at you again,

Pentegarn
You've professed that you aren't funny many times so why are you trying so hard?

[Pentegarn]

When?

[ThrashO]

ladies PLEASE. THIS IS ABOUT ME.

[Chojin]

Because you are either a misogynist or a closet homosexual. Hear me out

this would have been much funnier if you'd just left it at that. that said, plz stop with the armchair psychology; this isn't the mock wars and either way you're not being funny so i'll have to ask you to shut up now

thrash0 i'm sry to hear it bro. i find it hard to believe anything women tell me, and situations like this are why. that's also why i'm dating a redneck with a black belt--i assume all our disputes will simply be settled in the ring.

[Grislygus]

I haven't read any of the posts in this thread. But I totally empathize with what is going on and you just need to hang in there baby!

And now nothing more is necessary

Nice tits, though. Good work team

[Pentegarn]

this would have been much funnier if you'd just left it at that. that said, plz stop with the armchair psychology; this isn't the mock wars and either way you're not being funny so i'll have to ask you to shut up now

You got it exactly right, but you are a smart guy, I would expect nothing less from you.

Yes, the first part was the actual meat of the post for funny.

The follow up part, or as you called it, the armchair psychology, was for those, like Zhukov, who would not get the subtlety of the first part without my elaborating on it.

In essence, the funny part was for people who get it, the 'armchair psychology' was for people like Zhukov who like their 'humor' to be based only in fact

[Zhukov]

Shut up Pentegarn.

[ThrashO]

I GIVE YOU TITTIES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

[Sam]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE TITTIES, AND LESS BOOBS.

[kahljorn]

i just kinda had the same thing happen to me!

ive been talking to this girl and she like gave me her number and texted me constantly and shit. then overnight she stopped talking to me and avoids me now even though everything seemed cool.

Whatever though I'm just considering it practice for the world of dicks.

[Zhukov]

Lovelessness is spreading.

[jcsites]

thank you so much for being allow me to be part of this site

[Pentegarn]

Shut up Pentegarn.

Clever*

*I may have just misspelled boring and repetitive there though

[ThrashO]

thank you so much for being allow me to be part of this site
IT JUST WOULDNT BE THE SAME WITHOUT U :)

[Zhukov]

We were born to succeed, not to fail.

[k0k0]

I was born to die. Damn bots trying to be inspirational.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i just kinda had the same thing happen to me!

ive been talking to this girl and she like gave me her number and texted me constantly and shit. then overnight she stopped talking to me and avoids me now even though everything seemed cool.

Whatever though I'm just considering it practice for the world of dicks.

YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT HER 4 DEAD.

[kahljorn]

I SHOULD"VE VOMITED ON HER AND LEFT HER FOR THE HORDE

[Esuohlim]

There is no such thing as hugs :(

[Pentegarn]

I beg to differ (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=hershey+hugs&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=0hH&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnse&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1366&bih=636&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=10846012017184044160&sa=X&ei=_1uPTv7ZN-r2sQLu9fmsAQ&ved=0CF8Q8wIwAA)

[ThrashO]

So I've talked to a bunch of my hot ex's who want the cock, some who I left, some who left me, even the megafox whose boobs I posted, we're on a friend level now and I feel bad I posted her tits haha, I don't know if she's dating anyone or not but she's been texting me "good night mister" almost every night now...

Anyways it doesn't matter, going back to broads who I used to be crazy about only make me realize how little of a fuck I give about any of them and how much I just want her. I've come to the conclusion that I don't think she's with another guy, she just honestly doesn't want a relationship right now, but still I feel wronged. I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.

[kahljorn]

punch her in the mouth with your cock

[k0k0]

Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol I've been misreading that this whole time as meganfox.

[ThrashO]

Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?

Absolutely not. It was because she was laying down, shits were fucking amazing. Best set of titties I have ever encountered.

Also, inception titties. It was a picture of a picture on a computer monitor.

[Zhukov]

I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.

You probably only will know as soon as it happens.

[Fathom Zero]

pics of her slit when that happens, plz

[Zhukov]

You're too petite to use that sort of language.

[ThrashO]

When this happens I will PM pics of her pussy to everyone except FZ.

[Rongi]

haha oh my god i can't believe you posted naked pictures of your ex girlfriend on the internet

that is so terrible

[k0k0]

If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.

[Rongi]

For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle.

And now there are pictures of her titties that EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET CAN SEE :lol

I used to send pictures of my dick to my ex because we lived far away from eachother and she wanted to see pictures of my penis for some reason. She sent me pictures of her butt and boobs and vag and it was great. But i also realized that uh, those pictures were for me and not for a bunch of strangers. I mean, that's why she sent them only to me in the first place. So I could see them, not other people

But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang

[k0k0]

They're your property once you get them. That's why, if you don't want your shit out there, don't send it. I personally don't care. I wouldn't willingly show my dick to a ton of strangers, but if I send it to my girl at the time and it gets put out there. Fuck it. I'm not embarrassed at all. Maybe if I had a smaller winkle I would be.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.

:lol

Classic backfire.

[ThrashO]

No I understand completely, but honestly it's not like I posted any that are revealing AND show her face. You honestly wouldnt be able to tell those titties and ass apart from about a billion other sets.

I do have plenty of pictures that would probably ruin her, but I wouldn't do that. Plus, she isn't shy about her body at all. Before we dated she answered the door naked, probably because she had a thing for me but she says it's because it's just how she lives at her house.

Also, if bitches post pictures of my dick on the internet... whatever.

One ex of mine threatened to show my friends and family pictures of my dick, but the only picture she had was one of her blowing me. Yeah that'd sure show me.

[Pentegarn]

But if she is good at photoshop she can show pictures of your dick in other situations, like your dick visiting the Eiffel Tower.

I believe a cake (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704875) was made to celebrate that visit

[Sam]

I want to see the pictures that will ruin her.

SEND THEM TO ME.

RUIN HER, IN MY EYES.

[kahljorn]

ME ALSO

[ThrashO]

she was nice thouGh

[kahljorn]

IF YOU WOULDA GAVE HER A BIT LONgER SHE WOULD"VE TURNED INTO A CUNT

[ThrashO]

>: ur rite

[Zhukov]

But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang

Well I agree with you. A long term, long distance relationship with my gf led to a lot of pictures/video both ways, and I've never considered putting her pictures out there. I don't think it's something that has to be taken into consideration before you send pictures; whether that person will then post them on the internet. I would have hoped it was a given that you didn't. Some people don't care if you do though, so good for them.

Closest I've gotten was when a girl and I filmed ourselves doing it. I watched it on Windows Media Player, and then later on that day had a LAN with some friends. I went to play some music on WMP and for some reason the room suddenly filled with the sights and sounds of her and I getting busy.

[kahljorn]

who didnt expect this guy to say that

[Fathom Zero]

It's not like I wanted to see your Maggie Gyllenhaal-looking ex anyway.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No I understand completely, but honestly it's not like I posted any that are revealing AND show her face. You honestly wouldnt be able to tell those titties and ass apart from about a billion other sets.

I do have plenty of pictures that would probably ruin her, but I wouldn't do that. Plus, she isn't shy about her body at all. Before we dated she answered the door naked, probably because she had a thing for me but she says it's because it's just how she lives at her house.

Also, if bitches post pictures of my dick on the internet... whatever.

One ex of mine threatened to show my friends and family pictures of my dick, but the only picture she had was one of her blowing me. Yeah that'd sure show me.

That should be your new avatar.

[Zhukov]

who didnt expect this guy to say that

:lol

[ThrashO]

Im stoned right now (been smoking alot more lately to deal with this) and I've had girls run back to me before, because not to brag but I know i'm a great guy. I'm loyal to a girl who loves me and I've done some of the sweetest things ever for this girl without her asking or hinting and she knows that I'm the one for her, and honestly it's very easy for me to see how work and school would come between us, I just wish she wouldnt have gone this route with it (not talking to me, etc, I am doing the same to her though)

but with as much as I loved her, does anyone think she'll come running back if I keep the ignore cranked up to full blast? also for the inexperienced, if you want to drive a bitch nuts, ignore her. If there is a chick you like, be funny/interesting around her, but ignore/be an asshole/never make sexual advanced towards her. its like some kind of miracle drug. ignoring. its ridiculous.

fuck dude this shit is killing me. Usually having ex's and random skanks blowing up my phone is a good ego boost and takes my mind off this shit but not now. And nobody say "bro if its love run to her" because that shit doesnt work. honestly its a combination of her needing space from the relationship/me to focus on work and school but then again i dont know what the hell to think,

why am i even asking. yall niggas dont know.

[Fathom Zero]

suicide is always an option, especially in fleeting cases like love

[ThrashO]

BOOTY CRUMBS

[kahljorn]

THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE HAVE GOT MANY MEN THROUGH THE NIGHT

[ThrashO]

It is imminent I do believe.

She got in a car accident, which scared the shit out of me, luckily she's fine, and today she makes a facebook update saying "It seems like everything is crashing down around me".

She's also been making little updates about things that relate to me and her but not about me directly.

I don't know what to do when she comes back but I'm pretty sure she hasn't been with any other guys. Then again, it is to my knowledge that 99% of women are whores.

[Sam]

WHEN SHE MADE THAT UPDATE, IT WAS IN MID-ACCIDENT.

PROBABLY WHILE SHE HAD SOME DUDE'S WIENER IN HER MOUTH

[ThrashO]

:tear

:emoticontomakeyouthinkitdoesntbotherme :imdyingontheinside

[k0k0]

According to John Benjamin, most accidents are caused by road head.

[Zhukov]

You could tell her that you don't know how you feel about taking her back, or you could take her back and then figure out what you want.

[ThrashO]

this is all speculation though

[k0k0]

You could just wait and not get your hopes up. I've thought I was getting back with a girl before and had it not happen. She just wanted to hang out because she missed hanging out with me. No intentions of fucking or anything like that. I told her to get the fuck out of my house then.

[AChimp]

I finished to the pics in this thread, and I don't regret a thing.

[Zomboid]

ZHUKOV, SOMETIMES I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND THE MAN THAT YOU HAVE BECOME OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS OF CANADA.

Was that a joke, or something, or is Zhukov actually in Canada?

[Zomboid]

Also, I've pretty much just given up on relationships. The last one I was in was the longest I'd had, and it wasn't even that long. I don't like how easily things can sour and leave you feeling like a piece of shit.

And yeah, most girls are whores.

[ThrashO]

This might sound like some absolute pussy shit (im stoned again btw, im actually getting tired of using pot as a crutch though) but I've never been one for chicks who are whores.

girls who dress like sluts and say slutty shit that they think is "hot" and "naive" sounding to perk up a guys ears really irks the shit out of me more than anything. I actually enjoy the feeling of love. I think that's why I've never been interested in lesbians or threesomes because nothing blows my mind more than a girl whose in love with me and wants nothing more than to please me. I've had a few relationships like that, and Ive also been with plenty of whores. Some were regrettable, some I wanted more out of, and some were just the right amount of one night stand for me.

what I had with this girl was so much more and I couldn't ask for a girl to love me anymore. Everyone that we knew and worked with thought we were perfect and we were that couple that was disgusting to see. Both of our families loved the other one just as much and I still havent broken it to them that we're apart.

which just makes me wonder if she really needed a break from the relationship the focus on her life (which honestly, the break has benefitted me greatly, I'm saving money and in the best shape of my life right now) or maybe shes like every other girl and just made an excuse to run away and gobble some strange cock.

also, k0k0, good call dude.

[Zhukov]

You could just wait and not get your hopes up. I've thought I was getting back with a girl before and had it not happen. She just wanted to hang out because she missed hanging out with me. No intentions of fucking or anything like that. I told her to get the fuck out of my house then.

This is a good point.



Zomboid, I am still in the rugged wilderness of Tasmania.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This might sound like some absolute pussy shit (im stoned again btw, im actually getting tired of using pot as a crutch though) but I've never been one for chicks who are whores.

girls who dress like sluts and say slutty shit that they think is "hot" and "naive" sounding to perk up a guys ears really irks the shit out of me more than anything. I actually enjoy the feeling of love. I think that's why I've never been interested in lesbians or threesomes because nothing blows my mind more than a girl whose in love with me and wants nothing more than to please me. I've had a few relationships like that, and Ive also been with plenty of whores. Some were regrettable, some I wanted more out of, and some were just the right amount of one night stand for me.

what I had with this girl was so much more and I couldn't ask for a girl to love me anymore. Everyone that we knew and worked with thought we were perfect and we were that couple that was disgusting to see. Both of our families loved the other one just as much and I still havent broken it to them that we're apart.

which just makes me wonder if she really needed a break from the relationship the focus on her life (which honestly, the break has benefitted me greatly, I'm saving money and in the best shape of my life right now) or maybe shes like every other girl and just made an excuse to run away and gobble some strange cock.

also, k0k0, good call dude.

You guys back together yet?

[ThrashO]

Sadly, no.

The more I've been thinking about all of this the more I think to myself that I dont think I could handle a relationship right now. I'm saving money so I can work on my student loans and get back in school, and being single is the only way I can do it.

I'm starting to realize that maybe she really did this for the greater good, still miss everything about her and it's like she doesn't exist. It would be weird to just see her right now.

[Fathom Zero]

At this point it would be bad, yes. Just busy yourself with something else that's likely more fulfilling anyway and you'll be fine.

[ThrashO]

really fucking bummed out tonight. I cant sleep and my stomach is turning. I feel like I'm waiting around for her to call me or come back to me when I know it's stupid. I feel like I'm not in control of anything tonight.

It was getting easier but I cant sleep. I cant sleep worth a shit and all I do is think of her and I have weird nightmares and find myself getting out of bed unable to breathe.

Right when we were breaking up I thought I was going to have to move back home (3 hours away, we currently live 5 minutes from eachother) and I told her I was moving home. She didn't care. she didnt even say anything. I felt like I couldve moved and it wouldnt have affected her one bit. I keep thinking about that. the more I think about how I could have moved back home and how much she didn't care the more It makes me think that she couldnt give a fuck less about us.

Im not high right now by the way, just lack of sleep. think im going to go for a walk, get some fresh air, maybe ball my eyes out like a stupid pussy.

BRB

[kahljorn]

DO DRUGS/GO GET LAID/GET ANGRY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How long were you together for again? You need to hang out with your homies. That will help.

[ThrashO]

Only a year and a half.

[Fathom Zero]

That's enough time to be considered a while for someone your age.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think its time to stop thinking about her. Trust me. Just go pre-order battlefield 3. That will take your mind off her and you'll get back to karkand for free.

[k0k0]

My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

[Chojin]

maybe ball my eyes out like a stupid pussy.

http://wannadunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/michael-jordan-dunking.jpg

awwwwww yeah

[ThrashO]

My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

we were together for a year and 7 months, and I really think that school and work is what brought us down. before she got back into school we were like best friends who fucked eachothers brains out.

Here's a little TMI for you, she would stay the night every OTHER night, and the nights she didnt I'd be at home wacking off THINKING ABOUT HER.

Yeah seriously, that's how good it was. Other relationships I'd be watching porn or thinking about that one awesome piece of ass I had one time or that one insane blowjob some chick gave me in a parking lot. But not with her, I never felt like the love was one way, this girl seriously loved me as much as I loved her. She got me a badass $500 accoustic guitar for my birthday, and threw me a surprise birthday party which I've never had done before.

I wish I could turn it off and just throw down with some sleezey pus but I just don't want to.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, you don't have to cheapen it to get over it.

[ThrashO]

got some strange tonight. wish i hadnt.

afterwards she wouldnt fucking leave and the whole time it just made me miss katie.

FUCK. Even though we aren't together, I feel disgusting. I feel like even though it seems as if she doesnt give a shit, I've done something wrong.

I am however a little relieved as I know I'm not in desperate need of poon right now. Not so much that I was deprived I just know I dont give a fuck enough about pussy right now to pursue it and get distracted.

unless it was katies.

im high right now.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's because you didn't put it in her ass.

[ThrashO]

for like a solid 45 minutes it was just me going "Ok you can go now."

"hee hee remember when blah blah"

"yeah haha alright see ya later."

"i dont know if I can drive home..."

"well we'll see you later"

"just let me stay the night"

"please get out of my car."

Why can't a bitch take a hint that I want to go home and sleep by myself? We probably wouldve hung out again and I would allow you to ingest more of my semen yet you won't fucking get out and now I have to ignore you for another 6 months.

Also, in her fit of pot-induced sluttery, she admitted to having a 5-some and fucking most of the guys that we used to work with.

(We're in my car) "Can you at least walk me to my car?"

"You're parked right next to me. My walk would be three times longer than yours."

"Just come on"

"Well we'll see you later"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

[ThrashO]

Jesus. I don't think I've ever had it that bad. 9 dicks? And she's telling about it like she's proud?

I love when an ex is like "yeah I kind of had sex with this one guy, but I didnt really want to, plus I was drunk and high."

SURE BITCH.

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/1314685858777.png

[Pentegarn]

That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

DML?

and also:

tpQqH4H_SUQ

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No, the one with the unicorn tattoo barfing rainbows. I felt exactly like dante. :(

[ThrashO]

someone tell me an opinion on this...

she has about 150 pics on her facebook, about 50 of them are related to us together or about us.

it's been about a month and a half, it's easy to tell shes been focusing on school (acing her tests, etc..) and she hasn't deleted any of the pictures.

im going through them and there is alot of sweet stuff about us, that fills me with alot of good memories, I don't see how it couldn't do the same for her.

What do you guys think? Could it just be that she's lazy and doesn't want to delete them yet?

[k0k0]

I've kept pictures of my ex up for months after breaking up. If she's busy, she's busy.

[ThrashO]

fuckin wierd. bitch took them down today.

[k0k0]

Maybe she's checking this thread out.

[kahljorn]

post naked pictures of her in this thread if you want to find out for sure

[ThrashO]

You know, any other girl I probably would, because they were mostly snatches, but even if Im never with this chick again I wouldnt do anything that despicable.

Despite where we are now she really helped me get through a rough time in my life.

hate to dissapoint :[

[ThrashO]

So I've given her space, then we started texting, even joked with eachother about weed and shady dealers, then she was telling me about how she had a bad day and I asked if she wanted to come over.

she said no thanks and the conversation took a turn for the worse.

Basically ended in me insulting her, calling her a whore, telling her I wouldnt be there after 4 or 5 shit heads have turned her pussy out then I told her to tell me that if she really wanted me to leave her alone she'd tell me she didn't love me.

She said "Jesus Christ. I dont want to be with you anymore." but she didnt say she didn't love me. I told her "That's not what I said." she said "Tough shit."

basically it's ending with her playing some head games still, and I think I've had it. I told her just to say she didn't love me, she didn't respond, last text sent was me just saying "fucking chickenshit." I've lost all respect for women. This girl gave me hope for women as a species, but now she just set me strait. I'm going to focus on work, saving money, getting into great shape and getting back in school, and on this journey I am going to destroy every piece of pussy that gets in my way and Im going to swear not to spend a single dime trying to acquire it.

[ThrashO]

:faggottime

even though some of you guys are dicks, i havent talked to anyone about any of this outside of I-mockery and venting it somewhere really helped.

thanks

:picklehat

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When you tell her its through for real is when she'll start bugging you again. Its a law.

[k0k0]

Eh, after you fuck all these girls, just go back and show her how many stds you found.

[kahljorn]

make sure you share a few with her its only right

[ThrashO]

Im gonna be honest, I really only get off on sexual intercourse if I love the girl. Aside from that it's too much damn work. The thought of plowing a chick who cares for me and I care for too is really hot.

:damnimapussy

but I will be taking a trip to BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA

[kahljorn]

i dont understand how that works exactly but thats cool

[k0k0]

Yeah, it doesn't work like that. If she's milking it well enough with her downstairs mouth, it's gonna kaboom.

[kahljorn]

when girls give you head do they normally do more than just lick the head

or are most of the girls ive been with just really lazy

[k0k0]

Sounds like laziness of the highest order. If you're gonna risk getting a mouth disease, you might as well go all out on it.

[King Hadas]

They probably heard about that girl who coughed ten years later and tasted your dick.

[kahljorn]

IVE HEARD MY PENIS TASTES LIKE SPICES

MAYBE IT WAS TOO HOT FOR THEM

[ThrashO]

i wanna try

also, if a chick doesnt get her butthole and forehead involved, it's a lazy blowjob.

[kahljorn]

I THINK MY DICK IS WAY TOO MONUMENTALLY LARGE FOR WOMEN TO GIVE ME GOOD BLOWJOBS. WHENEVER MY EX TRIED TO DEEP THROAT ME SHE WOULD CHOKE ON IT
HAHA TAKE THAT HO

[Dimnos]

Why cant I green pickle that shit?! :lol

[ThrashO]

So how long are girls usually in that "dont ever contact me again" mode after you call them a whore?

I'm not looking for save the relationship, but im hoping in a few months we can be friends again at least.

[k0k0]

I'm pretty sure you don't have a chance until she's gone out with several other guys and seen how awful they are. I mean, if you guys were really that great together she'll see that. Otherwise they'll see how much better she can be treated and never come back. I'm guessing you've got at least a year of waiting. And don't count on being her friend til she decides she misses you.

And this is all if one of those guys doesn't get her pregnant. If that happens you'll be waiting at least another 9 months plus a few more for her to be ok with dating after the baby.

[ThrashO]

oh no if that happens then any feelings I have automatically turn void. trust me, it's happened before.

[Dimnos]

Kids. :lol

[ThrashO]

This bitch has got a new boyfriend already.

It's cool though, that's how I know she's definitely going to be back in a few months.

Most guy would break down and cry at this point, I however am a seasoned veteran in dealing with girls in their early 20's.

Also, this is no longer a matter of getting her back, I'm slowly getting over her and I know in about another month she will mean very minimal to me (I won't say she won't matter at all to me because I still have a small bit of feelings towards every girl I've ever been with) this is now a matter of her contacting me in a few months asking how I've been, maybe getting lunch/smoking a bowl/etc and me telling her that I'm not interested at all.

After this she'll most undoubtedly say something like "fine whatever, some comment about how i shouldnt act like this" and I'll hang up with a smile on my face.

Then this is where the crying and the whining will start and I will PROBABLY fuck her for a day or two then I'll be like "listen... you're a whore" and then she will turn into one of the many faceless drones that are a sea of ex-girlfriends who regret the poor decisions they've made and now constantly want my cock no matter how long it's been.

Either that or perhaps these are all delusions to make myself feel better. So far this is turning out like every relationship I've been in :rolleyes

This is the last post I am going to make regarding this whole situation. If everything I have predicted comes true then I will bump this thread later.

[k0k0]

We told you in the beginning it's another dude. There's no way that you break up with someone so you can do work and school more. That's stupid.

[kahljorn]

naked pics now

[Pentegarn]

This bitch has got a new boyfriend already.




Anyway, the advice that there is definitely another man is dumb.

:gloat

[kahljorn]

didnt i say never listen to zhukov or was that another thread

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is the last post I am going to make regarding this whole situation. If everything I have predicted comes true then I will bump this thread later.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51U8sAU0BhL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[ThrashO]

see i dunno if there was another dude when we were going through the break up, because for about 3 weeks we were going back and forth with eachother thinking of ways to make it work.

The guy looks like a dildo, im not worried, I think it's only happening because I insulted the shit out of her, diddled a few whores that she knows AND there are chicks posting slutty flirtatious shit on my facebook. (this was all within the last week and a half)

then again it's a possibility that she was waxing this fag's carrot since we were together, who knows. I can feel myself caring less and less everyday.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Friend me on facebook. I'll make her super jealous

[ThrashO]

PM ME THE DEETS

u dont have to make her jealous, i just want a friend :)

[kahljorn]

HES GONNA POST PICTURES OF THAT SLUTTY REDHEAD ON YOUR FACEBOOK

[ThrashO]

haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HES GONNA POST PICTURES OF THAT SLUTTY REDHEAD ON YOUR FACEBOOK

:lol thats a great idea.

haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on.

How dare you get my hopes up.

[LordSappington]

So wait; the girl you went out with just dropped you? Son, that just means you dodged a bullet. Do you really want to spend your life with a woman who is apparently capable of just walking away from the guy she spent a year of her life with, and not even look back?
Also she looks like this girl I knew in high school who had like three kids before she graduated, so there's that

[Fathom Zero]

This thread has been going on too long. I may need to kill myself.

[LordSappington]

Try to do it where it'll traumatize the maximum amount of people

[k0k0]

A full church.

[LordSappington]

Black Friday Walmart

[ThrashO]

someone got stabbed one year over a spot in line when I was waiting in line at bestbuy in 08. Im pretty sure black friday customers are pretty desensitized.

go to elementary school
pull fire alarm
kill self in front of crowd of evacuated students
???
profit

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Move that bus

[k0k0]

Move that bus

:lol

[ThrashO]

WHY CANT I GIVE PIKCLE

[Fathom Zero]

in a fight with robert blake

[LordSappington]

Steamroller in a daycare
Five dollars says that's going to be an Adult Swim show by next year

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Make sure the steamroller has dr dre and busta rhymes on it too.

[LordSappington]

And is reused via flash animation like everything else

[Zhukov]

:gloat

I was saying that you can't be sure of anything at that stage, you oaf. :rolleyes

Still don't know if it was this new guy that caused her to break up with him.

[Pentegarn]

Oaf? What is this, the 1940s? You want to mix in a 'lummox' while you are at it? How about a 'buffoon'? Your insults belong in a cartoon where a misshapen longshoreman fights a different mishapen longshoreman over the rights to date a skinny unattractive frump of a woman.

Oaf :lol

Your lack of creativity is at best laughable, but it is also a pathetic tell that the best cover up you could create for how glaringly obvious it is you know nothing of women and relationships is 'oaf'. Way to be, chump

[Pentegarn]

I was saying that you can't be sure of anything at that stage, you oaf. :rolleyes


And go back, reread what you really said, cause this revisionist history of your posts is not going to cut it. Go ahead, really, I even quoted your post in the ":gloat" post, so click that little arrow if you are lazy, what you said was there and what I quoted just now (the thing you claimed you said) are not the same thing.

You could at least not flat out lie when you are trying to justify the inner workings of your weak mind.

[Sam]

YOU SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE, BUT I SEE IT BLOSSOMING BETWEEN ZHUKOV AND PENTEGARN.

[Zhukov]

Shut up Pentegarn.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

Shut up Pentegarn.


As I said, unoriginal, uninspired, untalented. You fail in every way there is to fail in life Zhukov.

Suicide sometimes is the answer you know, get the post birth abortion your mom should have gotten and do the world a favor

[ThrashO]

UPDATE

I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent

[Pentegarn]

Probably for the best that you forget her. She sounds like she was planning to start up with new guy for awhile and was just pushing you away to get that going. Would have been better if she was honest but women like her cannot be honest. I mean honestly, who says "it's a bad time for a relationship" then gets in another relationship a few weeks later? People who cheat that's who. You can do better and eventually you will

[LordSappington]

KICK HER ASS

[LordSappington]

WITH YOUR PENIS

[ThrashO]

UPDATE

I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent

I was on coke when I posted that. Money spent? wtf?

And no, yeah I totally still miss her. Just trying to move on. Feeling pretty shitty about all the loose poon I've crushed lately. I'd rather just go back to working, saving money, doing P90X daily and getting stoned with my room mate for right now.

[elx]

...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I DIDN'T GET NO INVITATION.

[k0k0]

He's a dumbass if he skipped out on a fun skyrim party to do coke alone. That's what we call, 'the first step to giving blowjobs for crack'.

[ThrashO]

...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????

no, I worked all day on no sleep and I was mid whore-coke-misery when you texted me. That sounded awesome as shit and I would have loved to come but I was too scared to drive because I didn't know what I would be like.

not to mention the next day I felt like shit. Anything that makes you feel like trash the next day I don't like to mess with. Mainly because I work/workout/run in the mornings and I don't like anything that keeps me in bed (gf's included).

[LordSappington]

Elx is trying to catch you on the rebound
You cheeky kids, you

[kahljorn]

...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????

:lol

YOU REFUSED TO COME TO GEEKATHON SO YOU COULD COKE IT UP WITHA BUNCH OF HOOKERS

WTF

[MrAdventure]

thrasho is so gross!

yuck!

[Pentegarn]

Yeah I don't normally critique your decisions but you can't turn down an elx party with skyrim

Especially for c'cain, look what it did to Dewey Cox

zdq4Llr-K-s

[Chojin]

i can't tell if you guys are kidding about elx's nerdparty or not

but i am insulted that i wasn't invited

[k0k0]

I wasn't kidding. Nerd party sounded funner than being a coked up loner.

[elx]

we're going to get intoxicated and watch the meteor shower this thursday night, YOU SHOULD ALL COME, but wear gloves!

[ThrashO]

I'LL PROBLY BE THERE. WITH A QUARTER O OF WEED THAT I WILL GLADLY SHARE.

MAYBE MY ROOM MATE TOO.

OK.

[ThrashO]

Also, on a this-thread related note...

There is the nicest, sweetest girl who works at the place that I do, and we flirt and talk alot, it's obvious that she likes me.

I've decided not to pursue though. She's a sweet heart and everyone keeps asking me when I'm going to ask her out. I'm not going too. I know i'm not over my ex right now and I feel like I would just hurt her. I know that people say that hurting others will make you feel good about yourself but I'd rather not.

I feel better about making this decision rather than crushing some poor young girls spirit :/

I kind of want to smoke with her and just hang out, that might be a bad idea though.

ALSO WEED.

hey.

weed.

[Fathom Zero]

I know that people say that hurting others will make you feel good about yourself but I'd rather not.

Who the fuck says that? Also, go for it. In the course of going for it, you'll forget about it.

[Sam]

NEXT TIME YOU DO COKE SNORT IT OFF YOUR OWN DICK, WHAT AAAAAAAAA RRRRUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FvN5f4VYy5M/R1w7iDVysiI/AAAAAAAABf8/R1FYag5M2Iw/s400/legion+of+doom.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The band is back together

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Beyond_Thunderdome.jpg

[Pentegarn]

You wouldn't go see that concert?

[LordSappington]

Okay, boyo, here's my advice: Get your sorry sack off that couch and let go of the bong for a while. Take a shower, put on a day-old t-shirt and jeans you haven't washed in three weeks. Walk over to wherever this nice chick is, or take the bus for added effect. Walk over to her, and invite her to your place for a dicking session. Word it exactly like that; women love being objectified. They eat that shit up.
Then reach orgasm in thirty seconds and bawl into her shoulder for the next hour about how life isn't fair and you just want to be loved

[Pentegarn]

This plan has promise

[Shyandquietguy]

Do it.

And God speed to you Fayg0
http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/41057_463944864953_507864953_6559294_7100253_n.jpe g

[ThrashO]

that picture makes me sad :(

this whole week is booked with poon that i could give a shit less about. I dont even know why im doing it.

[LordSappington]

Well then, let me put it this way: She looks and sounds like a dumb, shallow bitch, who you're obviously better without. The more time you spend agonizing over her being out of your life, the less time you have to do whatever else you want, like finding a better person, or just having fun doing whatever.
tl;dr Go live life boyo

[Zomboid]

THAT'S the girl you're all bent out of shape about? Yeesh.

Also, does elx seriously know you outside of imock?

[ThrashO]

Yes, that is the girl that I'm bent out of shape about. Some days are easier than others. Despite everything she's done to hurt me, I still love her more than any girl I've ever been with.

Even though I was really hurt by what happened, she did alot of things for me while I was in a time of need, and I will always appreciate that. I have alot of great memories that overshadow any moments I've shared with anyone else, and I've accepted that it's over.

One day I'll be able to look back on those times and smile, but for now they're something that I try not to think about.

I try to think about the future. Getting in the best shape of my life, getting back into school, making more and more progress playing guitar. But honestly what keeps flooding my mind is things I SHOULDVE done. Maybe I should have just accepted the break instead of getting upset. Maybe a little time is what we needed. Instead I got pissed off, told her to get fucked, called her a whore, etc etc. And I did all of this to a girl that I have never been angry at or fought with. to a girl whose shit I never EVER went through. to a girl I never questioned about ANYTHING. This was the only chick I ever thought about marrying and having kids with. All of the partying and traveling that I wanted to do as a bachelor seemed so stupid and irrelevant at the thought of being a father and husband to a girl who was so perfect and amazing in every way to me. Which is why I couldn't understand why what happened, happened.

Maybe I was a dickhead who pushed her away. Maybe she really was just a whore. I think I'll never know, so instead of wondering about it, I'm just trying to forget it. It's working, but slowly.

If I had the chance to see her, hang out with her or talk to her again, I don't think I could do it. I would probably ignore her and hope she went away.

And no, me and elx haven't hung out yet.

[Shyandquietguy]

I love how modest and human you try to come off as.

This is an early picture of us, about a year ago. The relationship only got better and better. We never fought, we had a great sex life, she was NORMAL, she let me do whatever I wanted, if she came over and we were playing poker she'd let me finish! Then if I wanted to come in the room afterwards and play some Gears she'd be like "Babe you know I don't care, I love you".

It was fucking madness. Never has a relationship been so good.

Now, I've been with some absolutely beautiful girls. Some that are beyond a level of foxiness comprehendable by man. For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle. And her body was INCREDIBLE. Curvy and in shape. She teaches yoga on the weekends. She was also funny and was a BOSS at super Mario World (but come on, who isn't.)

I don't ever brag about my sexual conquests or my love life in general. I'm a very private person when it comes to that sort of thing, but there are always many levels of insanity to women based on their rank on the babe scale. For example, that girl, the EPA babe from Seattle, let me know 4 months into our relationship that she was going through a divorce. I asked when. She say's "Well he hasn't signed the papers yet".

I'm like... "Son. Wat." But I really liked her, and I tried to cope with all of it. Turns out she wasn't ready for the divorce and things just spiraled. She was manipulative and changed her mind about everything every other minute. I said "Fuck this" and moved back home. She calls me every once in a while and sends me a picture of her butt or something but I don't really care.

Anyways, the girl in the picture up top is Katie, and I loved her more than anything. It was the best relationship I've ever been in and I didn't know that a relationship could be so good. NOTHING was wrong with it what so ever.

Then she kind of stops talking to me, stops staying the night then says she wants to go on a break so she can focus on school. I over reacted a bit and we didn't talk for about a week. Now it's official that we're broken up, she doesn't seem to care at all and she doesn't want to talk with me about any of it. I don't think she's with another guy at all, but she does seem to talk to her friends alot, so she apparently has time for that.

Deep down I know that in a few months she's probably going to come running back to me, because that's how it always works, and I don't really know what to do if this does happen. The way she seemed to turn her undying love for me off in an instance makes me think I would have no relationship security what so ever. Maybe she was tired of me. Maybe she really couldn't concentrate with me on her mind. I don't really know. Like most girls, she doesn't give a straight answer so it leaves you forever wondering. I do still love her, I think about her all the time, and every day I wake up I have to remind myself that she's not in my life anymore. It's getting easier, but I know that there probably won't be another relationship as good as what I had with her, and after being with some of the sexiest girls on the planet, that's really all I want anymore.

Already there are girls that are texting me shit like "heyy" which whenever you see extended letters like that it means "I'm ready for you to dump cum all over me." but as lonely as it is right now, I don't want any skanks at the moment. I'm taking this time to better myself, save up some money and hopefully get back into school.

I'm trying to not be a pussy, I haven't cried or anything, and I'm not going to be a faggot about any of it, but I mainly posted here because I haven't talked to anyone else about it IRL. All of my friends and family thought we were such a cute and perfect couple that I wouldn't know how to tell them that it's over.

So, advice? Thoughts? Insults?

[EDIT] posting this somewhere and getting it off my chest has helped a little. I suggest anyone else going through the same thing to do so as well.

[kahljorn]

she was a whore dont blame yourself

[Grislygus]

When the music plays! AND WHEN THE WORDS ARE TOUCHED WITH SO-RROW, when the music plays...

ONCE UPON A TIME, ONCE WHEN YOU WERE MIII-HI-HINE

I REMEMBER SKIES
REFLECTED IN YOUR EYYYYE-HI-HEYES

I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
I WONDER IF YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ONCE UPON A TIME

IN YOUR WIIII-HILDEST DREAMS


OOOO-OOOO-OOOOOH

[Grislygus]

I'm posting from my phone, someone else post an embedded youtube of David Bowie's Changes

[ThrashO]

pl3vxEudif8

[Shyandquietguy]

Good lord you're embarrassing.

[ThrashO]

y,

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

updates

[ThrashO]

no updates, moving on.

I do still miss her and our relationship. If we meet in the future then cool, if not I'm sure I'll have gotten over it completely.

[Pentegarn]

This is like the reverse DML thread