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ChrisGlass
Nov 6th, 2011, 02:09 AM
So, the wife went to meet an orthodontist today, to help talk about fixing her face and stuff.

Anyways, trying to be like a regular dentist, when we finished, they gave her a bag of dental goodies. A REALLY cheap toothbrush, a pen, floss and... this bag.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/th_IMAG0447.jpg (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/IMAG0447.jpg)

It was in the prize ball from a quarter machine. Conventional wisdom tells me it should be toothpaste, but... I don't think there's anyway in HELL I or she is putting that in our mouth.

ThrashO
Nov 6th, 2011, 02:32 AM
dont be a pussy. eat it.

Mockery
Nov 6th, 2011, 03:46 AM
It's clearly how the Chinese are going to slowly conquer this country... one dental patient at a time.

ThrashO
Nov 6th, 2011, 05:45 AM
there are children starving and you're too chicken shit to eat a bag of slime.

:rolleyes

darkvare
Nov 6th, 2011, 01:54 PM
open it and smell it if it smell like old slime is probably toothpaste if it smells like toothpaste is ovbiously mind controlling slime

Fathom Zero
Nov 6th, 2011, 04:38 PM
mexican wisdom

RAVER141
Nov 6th, 2011, 11:10 PM
Is it hulk spunk. ?

Evil Robot II
Nov 7th, 2011, 01:00 AM
It's methamphetimine

ChrisGlass
Nov 7th, 2011, 09:53 PM
Tonight I'll feast on it. Or at least sniff and lick it.

Evil Robot II
Nov 8th, 2011, 11:50 PM
ChrissGlass, I don't trust this fucking guy. I could be wrong but I think ChrissGlass is that guy with assbergers who was fooled into thinking he had an islamic girlfreind and the her brother told him that he had to shove a plastic amulet up his ass and then he took a video of the inside of his house and his parents were hoarders and his father could be heared saying that if he puts that on youtube social services will come and take him away?

Was that you chris glass or am I thinking of somebody else?

Aaarg
Nov 9th, 2011, 12:21 PM
http://cmm.ucsd.edu/glass/

Tacobot
Nov 9th, 2011, 07:59 PM
i think as the man you gotta bite the bullet and fuken eat it.

k0k0
Nov 9th, 2011, 08:46 PM
I'm guessing he did eat it. I mean, he stopped posting after saying he would. He died man. Here's probably how it looked:

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt42/k0k0them0nkey/glasscolor.gif

Evil Robot II
Nov 10th, 2011, 10:00 PM
where did you get the arm from?

Evil Robot II
Nov 10th, 2011, 10:01 PM
It looks like micheal Jacksons arm.

k0k0
Nov 10th, 2011, 10:25 PM
Some online menswear catalogue picture.

Lone Wanderer
Nov 10th, 2011, 10:25 PM
It looks like micheal Jacksons arm.

I didn't realize that Micheal Jackson had tiny baby arms. :lol :confused:

dextire
Nov 10th, 2011, 11:46 PM
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/scary-movie-2.jpg

Tacobot
Nov 12th, 2011, 05:30 PM
RIP ChrisGlass 19??-20xwhatever.

ThrashO
Nov 12th, 2011, 11:24 PM
RIP ChrisGlass 19??-20xwhatever.

CELEBRATIUN IS IN ORDER

dextire
Nov 14th, 2011, 12:21 AM
I hope he at least made it to the lick test.

ChrisGlass
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:14 PM
ChrissGlass, I don't trust this fucking guy. I could be wrong but I think ChrissGlass is that guy with assbergers who was fooled into thinking he had an islamic girlfreind and the her brother told him that he had to shove a plastic amulet up his ass and then he took a video of the inside of his house and his parents were hoarders and his father could be heared saying that if he puts that on youtube social services will come and take him away?

Was that you chris glass or am I thinking of somebody else?

That is not me. I haven't tasted it yet. Fear and other crap has kept me busy. Will try tonight, but I don't want to make promises I'll break again.

Although once I found a girl online that said she was going to get me into a threesome when I came to visit her, but it turned out it was an underage chick POSING AS AN OLDER GIRL just to get friends online. That was a bizarre situation.

k0k0
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:20 PM
G-g-g-ghost!

ThrashO
Nov 14th, 2011, 04:51 PM
That is not me. I haven't tasted it yet. Fear and other crap has kept me busy. Will try tonight, but I don't want to make promises I'll break again.

Although once I found a girl online that said she was going to get me into a threesome when I came to visit her, but it turned out it was an underage chick POSING AS AN OLDER GIRL just to get friends online. That was a bizarre situation.

YEAH I HATE WHEN RAPE HAS TO TURN INTO A MURDER TOO

ChrisGlass
Nov 15th, 2011, 01:26 AM
Alright, I sat down and dedicated some time to figuring out this mystery green gunk.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-53-32_531.jpg

Here it is, in the pristine Made in China green packet
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-53-51_428.jpg

In the plastic package, it tastes like plastic.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-54-05_610.jpg

Upon tearing it open, it stretches, like gum. That's a good sign right?
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-54-44_862.jpg

Sadly, it smells like plastic.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-54-50_656.jpg

And I don't like it.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-54-57_772.jpg

Might as well get it all out...
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-55-17_583.jpg

It's a ball of putty. It's not food. Why would an orthodontist give this out in a bag with a toothbrush and floss?
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-55-47_411.jpg

Of course, I do the only RESPECTABLE thing before tasting, and make it a penis.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-56-33_738.jpg

It's excited!
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-56-40_563.jpg

Down the hatch!
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-56-47_116.jpg

Wait, it fits in the nose, too!
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-56-53_436.jpg

Alright, time to lick this thing.
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/2011-11-14_21-57-03_164.jpg

And it tasted like plastic. It wasn't candy. It wasn't gum. It wasn't even scented. What were they thinking?

Aaarg
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:59 PM
and then your wife walked in on you with a tiny green penis in your mouth

Aaarg
Nov 15th, 2011, 12:59 PM
immediately she shrieked! "you can't be my husband! my husband died last week!"

ChrisGlass
Nov 15th, 2011, 01:50 PM
and then your wife walked in on you with a tiny green penis in your mouth
Who do you think took the pictures?

My GHOST WIFE

Aaarg
Nov 15th, 2011, 02:05 PM
couldn't take the afterlife on your own, eh? had to bring someone down with ya?

Tacobot
Nov 15th, 2011, 03:12 PM
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n515/Zaktam/greenpeaness.jpg

Fathom Zero
Nov 15th, 2011, 05:56 PM
:lol

k0k0
Nov 15th, 2011, 07:13 PM
Full of country goodness and green peaness. Too bad I can't give you pickles or I would.