lets all LOL at american employment situation

[Evil Robot II]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/res/2692837549.html

[kahljorn]

hes only been looking for work for 5 months and he lives in ireland?

[Evil Robot II]

No stupid, thats me and I have always been looking for the next job since what I do is mostly project based. I have worked on projects that never ended but that wasnt supposed to happen. I wouldnt actually do it, but if I did I would have to go to Ireland since the US state department has a rule against creating stateless people.

[Evil Robot II]

I did this because somewhere there are employers who will see that and think "hey thats not a bad idea!" and they will reply and I will send them hate mail unitl they have to change thier email address.

[kahljorn]

i dont get it

[kahljorn]

maybe you cant get a job cause you're too fucking lazy

i mean you were so lazy you couldn't even use password recovery to get the password for the first evil robot account

[Evil Robot II]

That doesnt make sense since recovery is easier than making a new account. You dont get it because you... well I don't know why you dont get it.

[Evil Robot II]

Or maybee you dont get it becuase you live in a socialist country where jobs are assigned to you at birth.

[Evil Robot II]

here ya go

tal vez usted no puede conseguir una de las causas trabajo que está jodidamente vago

Me refiero a que eran tan vagos que ni siquiera podría utilizar la recuperación de contraseñas para obtener la contraseña de la cuenta de robot mal primero

[kahljorn]

That doesnt make sense since recovery is easier than making a new account. You dont get it because you... well I don't know why you dont get it.

you're too lazy to use logic while making decisions, though.

[Zhukov]

Good on you for doing this. Seriously.

[kahljorn]

hey, the communist agrees with you.

[Pentegarn]

Ah Kahljorn, if only I could reward you in some sort of pickle related manner for all that you do

[Evil Robot II]

you're too lazy to use logic while making decisions, though.
FUCK LOGIC

[Evil Robot II]

thanks for ruining the thread by the way I really thought that some other person would have done that but it was you instead.

[AChimp]

Why would employers in another country want to hire you and deal with all this hassle when they probably have electricians of their own already?

[Zhukov]

Because it's cheaper.

[AChimp]

:lol

They'd hire a Mexican instead if they're looking for cheap.

[kahljorn]

i think thats basically the idea he was turning himself into a mexican

thats why he kept posting in spanish for a while

[Zhukov]

:lol

They'd hire a Mexican instead if they're looking for cheap.

If they were looking for experienced and cheap.

[Evil Robot II]

Thats exactly it, I'm pointing out how some companies hire immigrants since they never make a big deal about all the things they are supposed to get, by law. It has become such common place that a resume like this seems real.

And I have to say some of the people here REALLY need to work on their reading comprehension skills.

[kahljorn]

or maybe some people need to work on their writing comprehensibly skills

[Evil Robot II]

OMG

[k0k0]

I can't really tell what any of you are saying. I paid a mexican to explain the gist of this thread and what he explained is incomprehensible.

[Pentegarn]

In that case your Mexican did his job both correctly and proficiently

[ThrashO]

does this have anything to do with apples

[Dimnos]

I quit my job and sat on my ass for about six months. Then I started looking for a job. I was employed in two weeks. I'm lazy and unmotivated, if I can do it...

[kahljorn]

yea but first you had renounce your US citizenship and work in the united states illegally right

[Esuohlim]

I quit my job and sat on my ass for about six months. Then I started looking for a job. I was employed in two weeks. I'm lazy and unmotivated, if I can do it...

I'm lazy and unmotivated too and I haven't found shit :lol

I am torn between not wanting a job at all and really wanting a job so that I don't have to worry about money anymore. It's nice being able to do everything that I want all day for the first time in my life, though, I haven't gotten bored with that yet.

[Zhukov]

I did exactly what Dimnos did, except I am still technically unemployed and doing landscaping jobs for big bucks while not paying taxes.

[Evil Robot II]

Thats exactly what your employer wants you to do. Its not about actual unemployment, very few people cant really find jobs. There are always going to be tasks that need to be done. Its about the fact that a shitload of small business owners only pay off the books which strips that worker of any protections people have fought for years to get.

Some employers and employees feel that giving up their rights they get as a citizen is a good way to get work done at a discount.

[Zhukov]

Thats exactly what your employer wants you to do. Its not about actual unemployment, very few people cant really find jobs. There are always going to be tasks that need to be done. Its about the fact that a shitload of small business owners only pay off the books which strips that worker of any protections people have fought for years to get.

Some employers and employees feel that giving up their rights they get as a citizen is a good way to get work done at a discount.

No, I agree with you. I'm working my own business for friends while I look for more stable work, and I didn't mean that to sound like I was bragging about my situation. 'Big bucks' was certainly sarcasm.