how was your thxgvng?

[ThrashO]

Stay at home? Visit family? Whatdja do? Whatdja eat?

I visited home which is about 2 hours south of where I live now, saw my family, had 4 thanks giving dinners.

blerp.

7 kinds of pies, 5 kinds of dumps, this year shit was serious.

also ive been pretty broke lately and it's great that right now my fridge is stuffed with left overs. boxes and bags of delicious food, it's amazing.

i feel another shit brewing, ttyl

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I ate some turkey with family. Then watched football. During the halftime show nickelback played. Jokes were made.

[Evil Robot II]

We went to walmart and pepper sprayed people to gain extra values

[Kitsa]

I cooked and cooked and fucking cooked (see "what are you eating" thread), ate, then slept the sleep of ages.

I don't do Black Friday. I hate people enough on Normal Friday.

[Fathom Zero]

I ate some turkey with family. Then watched football. During the halftime show nickelback played. Jokes were made.

I thought Right Said Fred was playing, then I had to be told it was this person named Pitbull and some other fruit I can't remember jumping around.

[Shyandquietguy]

OMG! Thrash0 you're gross! :x :x :x
LOL! OMG!!

[All Hail Duke]

ate ham, watched football, and played video games

[Colonel Flagg]

Cooked, ate, passed out. A perfect day.

[dextire]

I cooked, family cooked, family came over and we both cooked some more. Consumed a little less than a third of what we made. Leftovers for the week so I don't have to cook. :)

[replicant]

Been sick since the Nov 5th - first, a cold that turned into an upper respiratory infection. Husband was sick first then got me sick and then I got him sick again. So.... we ended up staying home for Thanksgiving so we didn't get anyone sick. I ended up cooking us a light dinner of pork culet with a roasted tomato topping, butter + chevril baby potatoes, some Italian flat green beens, and some brownie muffins (made from only a box of devil's food cake mix and a can of pumpkin).

[Zomboid]

It was great. Not sure why you're posting this thread over a month late, though! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[ThrashO]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

t giving was aight

[Shyandquietguy]

It's a good thing Thanksgiving is such a widely spread holiday, Thrash0.

YUM YUM FOOD!!!

[ThrashO]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

sorry guys i was talking to people who were in a real place.

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh thank god, for a second there I thought you really were a piece of trash.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It was great. Not sure why you're posting this thread over a month late, though! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I forgot canada celebrates it a month early to coincide on the anniversary when chris beniot settled the native anerican canadiens.

[ThrashO]

I wonder if him murdering his whole family and himself is like their 9/11

which makes me wonder why we dont celebrate it as a holiday >:

[Shyandquietguy]

Why do you open your mouth? People DIED on 9/11.

[ThrashO]

i typed all of this and all of that without opening my mouth once

:rolleyes

[Shyandquietguy]

You're cute. Makes me wonder why that stupid bitch of a slut girlfriend left you.

[Kitsa]

It actually took me a second to realize that either one or the other wasn't talking to himself.

Well played.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wonder if him murdering his whole family and himself is like their 9/11

which makes me wonder why we dont celebrate it as a holiday >:

That was my 9/11 :(

[Pentegarn]

I decided I no longer needed a tiny chunk of the tip of my thumb.

My GF was all, "wait the make potato peelers that sharp now?" Apparently they do. Odd thing was I did it while de-eying a potato, that'll teach me to have more care when handling a peeler. Lesson learned.

On to my review of how cooking for 7 people went. While I did enjoy most of what I made, I was sorely disappointed in the gravy I made. Everyone else who tried it said they liked it, but I did not. So either they were lying to me (not sure why I was rather public about my disappointment in said gravy) or I am just wrong about it. Either way I was dissatisfied with it. Everything else came out OK though. Nobody poisoned or anything, house not burned down. So all in all I give myself a B-

[Zomboid]

You're cute. Makes me wonder why that stupid bitch of a slut girlfriend left you.

:lol

[ThrashO]

:lol

[Shyandquietguy]

I know, it's funny right? Just like how you're a sycophantic homophobic racist suck up who is ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS.

[Pentegarn]

Everyone on i-mockery is homophobic, even the homos

[ThrashO]

I know, it's funny right? Just like how you're a sycophantic homophobic racist suck up who is ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS.

Just because I don't like you, and you're a faggot, doesn't make me homophobic.

:xmas3

Maybe if you get laid one day you'll understand girl problems. (wanting to be with a girl and her being disgusted by your appearance/heavy breathing/social awkwardness doesn't count as a girl problem btw)

[Shyandquietguy]

Quit running away from it you piece of trash.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69708035

Maybe it's because I've been getting crazy stoned lately but some of the darker and harder (lol) stuff sounds rad as HELL.

someone said this song was pretty cool... they're probly gay though haha fag

:dunce

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=3348

After me mentioning his GF

Hey guys my gf dumped me :tear


Shortly after for no apparent reason.


Guys my bf dumped me :x

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9&page=357

now for some FagStep




http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/41057_463944864953_507864953_6559294_7100253_n.jpe g

Just because I don't like you, and you're a faggot, doesn't make me homophobic.

Maybe if you get laid one day you'll understand girl problems. (wanting to be with a girl and her being disgusting by your appearance/heavy breathing/social awkwardness doesn't count as a girl problem btw)

[ThrashO]

are you goign to make bigger and bigger posts about stuff i said until someone sees how cool u are

everyone saw me post those things already

wtf are you even doing

anyways back to thxgvng! So I have all of my leftovers from my families, like 5 Styrofoam clam shell boxes just packed with stuff. My room mate came back home last night and we got high as shit, played in a minecraft server (which is terrifying while high) and I ate 3 of the boxes of food. I don't know how.

LOL

[Shyandquietguy]

are you goign to make bigger and bigger posts about stuff i said until someone sees how cool u are

everyone saw me post those things already

wtf are you even doing

anyways back to thxgvng! So I have all of my leftovers from my families, like 5 Styrofoam clam shell boxes just packed with stuff. My room mate came back home last night and we got high as shit, played in a minecraft server (which is terrifying while high) and I ate 3 of the boxes of food. I don't know how.

LOL

I love how you don't even attest to the whole racism part. You know, because Pentagarn wouldn't doubt it.

[ThrashO]

I love how you don't even attest to the whole racism part. You know, because Pentagarn wouldn't doubt it.

yes

[Shyandquietguy]

yes
Is that a yes as in "I am a total shell of a person and have no actual soul to give to a single person around me?"" or yes as in "I am a closet homsexual using blatant homophobia to cover myself."

[ThrashO]

buddy do you need attention or something

[Fathom Zero]

taaaaaaaaaaaard fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Tacobot]

I sat around playin videa games then stuffed my pie hole. it was good, and today we used the left overs to make turkey enchiladas double awesome.

[ItalianStereotype]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5245/1322379489210pony.png

very accurate

[Pentegarn]

because Pentagarn wouldn't doubt it.

Why am I in this? My comment about all mockers being homophobic, even the homos was meant to be a stupid throwaway comment with no real meaning other than I was being deliberately silly. I have no pony in this race.

Well maybe that purple one IS just posted, but other than that, no other ponies.

[ChrisGlass]

Went to my family's new place that they had just moved into the day before. Wasn't fancy by any stretch, but at least they're no longer homeless.

[ThrashO]

Why am I in this? My comment about all mockers being homophobic, even the homos was meant to be a stupid throwaway comment with no real meaning other than I was being deliberately silly. I have no pony in this race.

Well maybe that purple one IS just posted, but other than that, no other ponies.

I think he's just looking for a friend

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah, I suppose this was retarded to begin with since I'm challenging someone who literally relies on an entire message board for his humor and quips. Can someone tell me why I decided to pick a fight with a fourteen year old?

PS: :lol @ Thrash0 who just proved to me what a slut he is. Get bent you fucking dweeb.

PPS: I am certain Pentegarn isn't ready for you, but the silver lining is Zomboid might work! Hopefully! You just have to try and find out!

Allow me to paraphrase Thrash0's recent response. PS: :lol @ Thrash0 who just proved a point to me. Get bent you fucking dweeb.

His response? "wut"

[ThrashO]

wut

[edit] wat

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm so glad you came onto this board, Thrash0.

There's no possible way the board would ever have had a loveline thread that could ever reek of desperation, clingyness and a really sly advert for Mountain Dew and Modern Warfare.

[ThrashO]

ok

[Shyandquietguy]

GET IN THE GAME!!

[Esuohlim]

My guess as to who will win this fight!

http://i.imgur.com/c9oKL.png

lol

[ThrashO]

GET IN THE GAME!!

as in "please notice me, i'm running out of dry humor and if someone doesn't feed me with attention or quote me with a laughing emoticon i really am going to follow through with those thoughts of suicide this time :tear as soon as I finish off these dorito's that is, hope my diet doesn't kill me before i get a chance to tear down an entire bridge trying to hang my fatass self"

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69707252

[Shyandquietguy]

I love how you just restated that entire thread.

And you called me fat.

Thank you internet.

[ThrashO]

whatever dick sucker

PS I made a new revealing post in my thread about my ex gf ( :tear ) go check it out so you can quote me more weeknights on fox 8/9central lol a/s/l?

[Shyandquietguy]

whatever dick sucker

PS I made a new revealing post in my thread about my ex gf ( :tear ) go check it out so you can quote me more weeknights on fox 8/9central lol a/s/l?

Awww, poor Thrash0. Already out of bullets. But I guess I can now legitimately point out that you are a homophobe.

[Tacobot]

and then i ate more turkey:)

[ItalianStereotype]

I think he's just looking for a friend

If you mean me, then yes. In my post, I implied that, much like Pinkie Pie in that picture, I spent my Thanksgiving with a bag of flour, three rocks from the Bronx, some British lint, and a bucket of turnips. I had a lonely Thanksgiving because all of my friends and family were out of town and I had to work, you see. It also means that I am a cartoon horse.

[ItalianStereotype]

WATCH

JHy3ZhY9VKs

[ItalianStereotype]

I don't care how straight you are, just fucking watch it.

[ThrashO]

If you mean me, then yes. In my post, I implied that, much like Pinkie Pie in that picture, I spent my Thanksgiving with a bag of flour, three rocks from the Bronx, some British lint, and a bucket of turnips. I had a lonely Thanksgiving because all of my friends and family were out of town and I had to work, you see. It also means that I am a cartoon horse.

No I meant shyandquietguy, he keeps bringing up my posts and trying to make me a pram maven by calling me a racist homophobe. First off, if you're trying to piss someone off by calling them things that they're not, they have to care.

I could give a fuck less if someone thinks i'm a racist homophobe. SHIT, STRINGIN' UP BROWN FAGGOTS IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY TO WAS BUILT ON GODDAMMIT. That's when I go to my best friend Jamal and say "IM READY FOR MY DINNER, BOY. AND IT BETTER NOT BE NO FUCKIN' PUSSY FAGGOT SALAD SHIT. IM A RED BLOODED CUNT-CRUSHING MAN. THIS BIRD CAN NEVER CHANGE"

But hopefully someone will quote him and tell him how funny he is and then he can get some sleep. :)

also, the ponies suck dude :[ sorry man, i just don't get it.

[ItalianStereotype]

we can't all be 27 year olds who love watching television for children

[ItalianStereotype]

I am just thankful that I have a job, am not fat, and have friends. I can justify ponies.

[Shyandquietguy]

No I meant shyandquietguy, he keeps bringing up my posts and trying to make me a pram maven by calling me a racist homophobe. First off, if you're trying to piss someone off by calling them things that they're not, they have to care.

Just because I don't like you, and you're a faggot, doesn't make me homophobic.

I could give a fuck less if someone thinks i'm a racist homophobe. SHIT, STRINGIN' UP BROWN FAGGOTS IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY TO WAS BUILT ON GODDAMMIT. That's when I go to my best friend Jamal and say "IM READY FOR MY DINNER, BOY. AND IT BETTER NOT BE NO FUCKIN' PUSSY FAGGOT SALAD SHIT. IM A RED BLOODED CUNT-CRUSHING MAN. THIS BIRD CAN NEVER CHANGE"

Now, I've been with some absolutely beautiful girls. Some that are beyond a level of foxiness comprehendable by man. For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle. And her body was INCREDIBLE. Curvy and in shape. She teaches yoga on the weekends. She was also funny and was a BOSS at super Mario World (but come on, who isn't.)

But hopefully someone will quote him and tell him how funny he is and then he can get some sleep. :) :lol

I forgot canada celebrates it a month early to coincide on the anniversary when chris beniot settled the native anerican canadiens.

I wonder if him murdering his whole family and himself is like their 9/11

which makes me wonder why we dont celebrate it as a holiday >:

also, the ponies suck dude :[ sorry man, i just don't get it.

I am just thankful that I have a job, am not fat, and have friends. I can justify ponies.

This isn't fat.

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/41057_463944864953_507864953_6559294_7100253_n.jpe g

[ThrashO]

what the hell is wrong with you. what does any of any of your posts in this thread even mean.

[ItalianStereotype]

shy, you're making it look like I'm calling thrasho fat, friendless, and penniless. THIS IS SCANDALOUS.

[Shyandquietguy]

I know, I should give him credit thinking that you and him can be friends.

Wanna watch ponies later? :>

[ItalianStereotype]

I like thrasho

but I love ponies

yes

[Pentegarn]

If you mean me, then yes. In my post, I implied that, much like Pinkie Pie in that picture, I spent my Thanksgiving with a bag of flour, three rocks from the Bronx, some British lint, and a bucket of turnips. I had a lonely Thanksgiving because all of my friends and family were out of town and I had to work, you see. It also means that I am a cartoon horse.

I enjoyed that, and wish to express this in some way. If only there were some sort of rating system involving pickles or something. Alas, all I can do is express my enjoyment in the form of the typed word.

[ThrashO]

That's why you guys gotta get on board with the personal rep systems ;)

Also shyandquietguy won, i even expunged his turds and gave him a shiny green pickle! :yum

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh wow that's very kin- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Let me start by being brief. You are a dumb fucking push over whore. That is why I have posted said things in this thread. You have personally used this place as your personal shoulder to cry on while at the same time claiming how you have asserted yourself in your life. You bitch and whine about someone throwing you around while doing nothing but throwing out 4 chan shit out of your ass, and at the same time when you're shot down you act as if you're being harassed for absolutely no reason other than "people like being dicks here ^.^" Oh wait, no, wait, I take that back. You expect me to not make light of your heavily reliant flimsy sense of shock humor. You seriously thought that confronting a woman about her cheating on you when you go distant was a good idea. Not because everything sounded alright, but because you were told to. Not only did you completely ignore Zhukov when he literally gave you some solid advice of not jumping to the conclusion but you only continued on to a relationship story of a typical wacko Christian amidst women who are literally miles above what stature you even have. The only thing you do to show you even have a bit of humanity is a vainful, prideful bellow of how love should mean something and it is a huge immensely beautiful prize. Which would show something to you if you weren't such a close minded, vacant whore. And speaking of the word whore, I will gladly give you props for being so assured of yourself when questioning my reason for attacking you went unanswered and unthwarted that you repeated the same exact thing in the loveline thread. I mean, sure, you layed down in front of ItalianStereotype pleading with an olive branch that you're not a bad guy and spread your little cheeks to hope that he'll skin the branch, position the olive and do all the work for you. You know, like how 10k Ghost gave you a very good approach to the entire situation.


What's amusing isn't just the fact that you eventually returned and stated how you got into contact with a throng of the hot ex's and how you're friends with all of them still whether they left you or not, and especially mega-fox. Let's not forget about mega-fox. And mention off to the side that you feel bad about posting their titties on a message forum. And that you have pictures that could ruin her but won't show because you are so friendly, courteous and nice. You know, like when Executionee asked that the pictures be linked from their website to prevent anyone who is allowed to surf websites other than work during say, break or lunchtime, would have to risk opening a page with breast pics since it was never listed as “Check this out.” And how a girl who was a nudist probably had a thing for you. Because she would answer her door. Naked.


Now let's return to the dumb part. How you broil yourself in your smoke stained rented basement about how she could ever return to you, the love of you life, the one who would be your one and only, the one who would make all of the sex worthwhile that you don't want to brag about because you're such a great and nice guy, which is the very same reason she would, and others, have returned to you for. A little past a week that you investigated oh so slyly about another boyfriend. And how she got into a car accident and only made passing nudges without so much as a wink in your face as to how traumatized and scared she is for her life and that she remembers you. Seriously, you must be a really great guy to make that impression upon her. So great to ignore the obvious poking and prodding as to how you're so angry and won't give in. So brilliant to ignore the quip of the peanut gallery how the only thing interesting in the thread were the posted pics. Because you're a great and interesting guy. So great and interesting that the one night stand who resisted leaving and coyly made conversation with you of how she had a 5-some and fucked a whole bunch of coworkers while in a pot-induced sluttery and how it made you miss Katie. And then you went on to how much you missed katie and how SOMETHING could have been your fault. I mean, certainly that strange bitch wouldn't leave for a reason and I'm pretty sure it's because you area really great and nice guy. Let me give you some advice. When a sentence lasts longer than five seconds then you need to give her a twenty, tell her you'll call a cab and open the door for her. She'll be waiting for you to come around again. I'll give you credit though, the nine point chick immediately afterwards means that you're learning.


But I have a question for you though. Out of all the time you have stated how Katie was the love of your life, you not once mentioned how she helped you through that horrible time. You chatted about weed and shady dealers and how she attempted to pull you back into the friendship line with her having a bad day. Then you got into a fight when she declined to come over. I mean, what a beautiful person to disregard that thought that she got called on out for cheating by someone, who left her facebook pictures up for longer than you'd expect her to and disappear at the drop of a hat, but still felt a reason to talk to you. I bet you feel so relieved that she said “Tough shit” after requesting her to say “I don't love you.” It makes it so much easier. Oh, wait, you weren't angry after that. The entire aftermath is summed up with the words “Fucking chickenshit.”

Some people say you can learn a lot about someone's sense of humor. I suppose if yours is a highly misinterpreted mish mash of GWAR, 4chan and Vernon Chatman, but mainly 4chan. Which has formed some weird crass blue collar vibe that has strangely formed into such a thing as “u mad” “ur rite” “trollface” without the least bit of perversion. I mean, take a look at this.

Im gonna be honest, I really only get off on sexual intercourse if I love the girl. Aside from that it's too much damn work. The thought of plowing a chick who cares for me and I care for too is really hot.

:damnimapussy

but I will be taking a trip to BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA. I can't really seem to make out the jokes here but it seems that “:damnimapussy” means you regret opening up and “BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA” is an exaggeration for picking up tramp stamps. I keep thinking there's something more but I just can't tell.

i wanna try also, if a chick doesnt get her butthole and forehead involved, it's a lazy blowjob. It seems you've channeled a disgusting visual that has the awkward clumsiness of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim thrown in. A lazy blowjob you say if it doesn't include those? Or lazy with?

So how long are girls usually in that "dont ever contact me again" mode after you call them a whore? I'm not looking for save the relationship, but im hoping in a few months we can be friends again at least. It seems here you have chosen to go with an awkward oblivious thought that will certainly turn into a train wreck if said in the wrong company. And I suppose this is a two part running gag or such but it seems you're continuing the :damnimapussy gag. I can't tell mainly because you only usually hint it when you're stoned.

This bitch has got a new boyfriend already. It's cool though, that's how I know she's definitely going to be back in a few months. Most guy would break down and cry at this point, I however am a seasoned veteran in dealing with girls in their early 20's.

Also, this is no longer a matter of getting her back, I'm slowly getting over her and I know in about another month she will mean very minimal to me (I won't say she won't matter at all to me because I still have a small bit of feelings towards every girl I've ever been with) this is now a matter of her contacting me in a few months asking how I've been, maybe getting lunch/smoking a bowl/etc and me telling her that I'm not interested at all.

After this she'll most undoubtedly say something like "fine whatever, some comment about how i shouldnt act like this" and I'll hang up with a smile on my face.

Then this is where the crying and the whining will start and I will PROBABLY fuck her for a day or two then I'll be like "listen... you're a whore" and then she will turn into one of the many faceless drones that are a sea of ex-girlfriends who regret the poor decisions they've made and now constantly want my cock no matter how long it's been.

Either that or perhaps these are all delusions to make myself feel better. So far this is turning out like every relationship I've been in:rolleyes:

This is the last post I am going to make regarding this whole situation. If everything I have predicted comes true then I will bump this thread later. I think this is a :damnimapussy here.

see i dunno if there was another dude when we were going through the break up, because for about 3 weeks we were going back and forth with eachother thinking of ways to make it work.

The guy looks like a dildo, im not worried, I think it's only happening because I insulted the shit out of her, diddled a few whores that she knows AND there are chicks posting slutty flirtatious shit on my facebook. (this was all within the last week and a half)

then again it's a possibility that she was waxing this fag's carrot since we were together, who knows. I can feel myself caring less and less everyday. Ha! Oh, this one I get. Last week and a half! Ha!

PM ME THE DEETS

u dont have to make her jealous, i just want a friend I don't get it.

haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on. Social internet. Oh! I get it now. The internet. Did you know Tim and Eric made a gag called the innernette? That was just silly! I'm sure there was more to it than spelling but HA anyways.

someone got stabbed one year over a spot in line when I was waiting in line at bestbuy in 08. Im pretty sure black friday customers are pretty desensitized.

go to elementary school
pull fire alarm
kill self in front of crowd of evacuated students
???
profit Oh hey, I remember South Park. And man, kids sure are easily traumatized over shit ain't they?

Wha? What about black friday? More like ****** Friday, am I right?

WHY CANT I GIVE PIKCLE I don't get it.

UPDATE

I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent I still don't get it. Yeah, I mean you got it set up for an ex gf and you did coke and the love state of mind is gone. And everything went bitter then excremented. Wait, Ha, Bitter than excremented? I actually like that. I mean, not a lot of people can do that kind of word play and well. Well I don't know why but I just don't find it funny anymore.

...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke???? no, I worked all day on no sleep and I was mid whore-coke-misery when you texted me. That sounded awesome as shit and I would have loved to come but I was too scared to drive because I didn't know what I would be like.

not to mention the next day I felt like shit. Anything that makes you feel like trash the next day I don't like to mess with. Mainly because I work/workout/run in the mornings and I don't like anything that keeps me in bed (gf's included). Where are you going with this? I get the whole work all day exhausted as hell and mid day coke whore thing. Then you're all “I feel like shit”. I don't get it.

I'LL PROBLY BE THERE. WITH A QUARTER O OF WEED THAT I WILL GLADLY SHARE.

MAYBE MY ROOM MATE TOO.

OK. You like weed?

Also, on a this-thread related note...

There is the nicest, sweetest girl who works at the place that I do, and we flirt and talk alot, it's obvious that she likes me.

I've decided not to pursue though. She's a sweet heart and everyone keeps asking me when I'm going to ask her out. I'm not going too. I know i'm not over my ex right now and I feel like I would just hurt her. I know that people say that hurting others will make you feel good about yourself but I'd rather not.

I feel better about making this decision rather than crushing some poor young girls spirit :/

I kind of want to smoke with her and just hang out, that might be a bad idea though.

ALSO WEED.

hey.

weed.You're all over the place man. I'm starting wonder if you even have a train of thought.

that picture makes me sad:(

this whole week is booked with poon that i could give a shit less about. I dont even know why im doing it. Wow, this is starting to feel really depressing.

Yes, that is the girl that I'm bent out of shape about. Some days are easier than others. Despite everything she's done to hurt me, I still love her more than any girl I've ever been with.

Even though I was really hurt by what happened, she did alot of things for me while I was in a time of need, and I will always appreciate that. I have alot of great memories that overshadow any moments I've shared with anyone else, and I've accepted that it's over.

One day I'll be able to look back on those times and smile, but for now they're something that I try not to think about.

I try to think about the future. Getting in the best shape of my life, getting back into school, making more and more progress playing guitar. But honestly what keeps flooding my mind is things I SHOULDVE done. Maybe I should have just accepted the break instead of getting upset. Maybe a little time is what we needed. Instead I got pissed off, told her to get fucked, called her a whore, etc etc. And I did all of this to a girl that I have never been angry at or fought with. to a girl whose shit I never EVER went through. to a girl I never questioned about ANYTHING. This was the only chick I ever thought about marrying and having kids with. All of the partying and traveling that I wanted to do as a bachelor seemed so stupid and irrelevant at the thought of being a father and husband to a girl who was so perfect and amazing in every way to me. Which is why I couldn't understand why what happened, happened.

Maybe I was a dickhead who pushed her away. Maybe she really was just a whore. I think I'll never know, so instead of wondering about it, I'm just trying to forget it. It's working, but slowly.

If I had the chance to see her, hang out with her or talk to her again, I don't think I could do it. I would probably ignore her and hope she went away.

And no, me and elx haven't hung out yet. Haha. Boo hoo hoo!


Oh and me and elx didn't hang out. ;D

[Kitsa]

holy jesus I thought we were talking about thanksgiving

[Shyandquietguy]

Well then that just makes it more memorable. Seasons greetings.

[ItalianStereotype]

Magnificent.

[Sam]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy chris benoit gave the crossface to turkey days

[ThrashO]

Oh wow that's very kin- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Let me start by being brief. You are a dumb fucking push over whore. That is why I have posted said things in this thread. You have personally used this place as your personal shoulder to cry on while at the same time claiming how you have asserted yourself in your life. You bitch and whine about someone throwing you around while doing nothing but throwing out 4 chan shit out of your ass, and at the same time when you're shot down you act as if you're being harassed for absolutely no reason other than "people like being dicks here ^.^" Oh wait, no, wait, I take that back. You expect me to not make light of your heavily reliant flimsy sense of shock humor. You seriously thought that confronting a woman about her cheating on you when you go distant was a good idea. Not because everything sounded alright, but because you were told to. Not only did you completely ignore Zhukov when he literally gave you some solid advice of not jumping to the conclusion but you only continued on to a relationship story of a typical wacko Christian amidst women who are literally miles above what stature you even have. The only thing you do to show you even have a bit of humanity is a vainful, prideful bellow of how love should mean something and it is a huge immensely beautiful prize. Which would show something to you if you weren't such a close minded, vacant whore. And speaking of the word whore, I will gladly give you props for being so assured of yourself when questioning my reason for attacking you went unanswered and unthwarted that you repeated the same exact thing in the loveline thread. I mean, sure, you layed down in front of ItalianStereotype pleading with an olive branch that you're not a bad guy and spread your little cheeks to hope that he'll skin the branch, position the olive and do all the work for you. You know, like how 10k Ghost gave you a very good approach to the entire situation.


What's amusing isn't just the fact that you eventually returned and stated how you got into contact with a throng of the hot ex's and how you're friends with all of them still whether they left you or not, and especially mega-fox. Let's not forget about mega-fox. And mention off to the side that you feel bad about posting their titties on a message forum. And that you have pictures that could ruin her but won't show because you are so friendly, courteous and nice. You know, like when Executionee asked that the pictures be linked from their website to prevent anyone who is allowed to surf websites other than work during say, break or lunchtime, would have to risk opening a page with breast pics since it was never listed as “Check this out.” And how a girl who was a nudist probably had a thing for you. Because she would answer her door. Naked.


Now let's return to the dumb part. How you broil yourself in your smoke stained rented basement about how she could ever return to you, the love of you life, the one who would be your one and only, the one who would make all of the sex worthwhile that you don't want to brag about because you're such a great and nice guy, which is the very same reason she would, and others, have returned to you for. A little past a week that you investigated oh so slyly about another boyfriend. And how she got into a car accident and only made passing nudges without so much as a wink in your face as to how traumatized and scared she is for her life and that she remembers you. Seriously, you must be a really great guy to make that impression upon her. So great to ignore the obvious poking and prodding as to how you're so angry and won't give in. So brilliant to ignore the quip of the peanut gallery how the only thing interesting in the thread were the posted pics. Because you're a great and interesting guy. So great and interesting that the one night stand who resisted leaving and coyly made conversation with you of how she had a 5-some and fucked a whole bunch of coworkers while in a pot-induced sluttery and how it made you miss Katie. And then you went on to how much you missed katie and how SOMETHING could have been your fault. I mean, certainly that strange bitch wouldn't leave for a reason and I'm pretty sure it's because you area really great and nice guy. Let me give you some advice. When a sentence lasts longer than five seconds then you need to give her a twenty, tell her you'll call a cab and open the door for her. She'll be waiting for you to come around again. I'll give you credit though, the nine point chick immediately afterwards means that you're learning.


But I have a question for you though. Out of all the time you have stated how Katie was the love of your life, you not once mentioned how she helped you through that horrible time. You chatted about weed and shady dealers and how she attempted to pull you back into the friendship line with her having a bad day. Then you got into a fight when she declined to come over. I mean, what a beautiful person to disregard that thought that she got called on out for cheating by someone, who left her facebook pictures up for longer than you'd expect her to and disappear at the drop of a hat, but still felt a reason to talk to you. I bet you feel so relieved that she said “Tough shit” after requesting her to say “I don't love you.” It makes it so much easier. Oh, wait, you weren't angry after that. The entire aftermath is summed up with the words “Fucking chickenshit.”

Some people say you can learn a lot about someone's sense of humor. I suppose if yours is a highly misinterpreted mish mash of GWAR, 4chan and Vernon Chatman, but mainly 4chan. Which has formed some weird crass blue collar vibe that has strangely formed into such a thing as “u mad” “ur rite” “trollface” without the least bit of perversion. I mean, take a look at this.

I can't really seem to make out the jokes here but it seems that “:damnimapussy” means you regret opening up and “BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA” is an exaggeration for picking up tramp stamps. I keep thinking there's something more but I just can't tell.

It seems you've channeled a disgusting visual that has the awkward clumsiness of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim thrown in. A lazy blowjob you say if it doesn't include those? Or lazy with?

It seems here you have chosen to go with an awkward oblivious thought that will certainly turn into a train wreck if said in the wrong company. And I suppose this is a two part running gag or such but it seems you're continuing the :damnimapussy gag. I can't tell mainly because you only usually hint it when you're stoned.

I think this is a :damnimapussy here.

Ha! Oh, this one I get. Last week and a half! Ha!

I don't get it.

Social internet. Oh! I get it now. The internet. Did you know Tim and Eric made a gag called the innernette? That was just silly! I'm sure there was more to it than spelling but HA anyways.

Oh hey, I remember South Park. And man, kids sure are easily traumatized over shit ain't they?

Wha? What about black friday? More like ****** Friday, am I right?

I don't get it.

I still don't get it. Yeah, I mean you got it set up for an ex gf and you did coke and the love state of mind is gone. And everything went bitter then excremented. Wait, Ha, Bitter than excremented? I actually like that. I mean, not a lot of people can do that kind of word play and well. Well I don't know why but I just don't find it funny anymore.

Where are you going with this? I get the whole work all day exhausted as hell and mid day coke whore thing. Then you're all “I feel like shit”. I don't get it.

You like weed?

You're all over the place man. I'm starting wonder if you even have a train of thought.

Wow, this is starting to feel really depressing.

Haha. Boo hoo hoo!


Oh and me and elx didn't hang out. ;D

lol y u mad tho?

[ItalianStereotype]

sup shy

we watchin these ponies or what

we doin this

[kahljorn]

man that was so long

[b_squared]

I will interupt the SHY/ThrashO fight to post about my thanksgiving meal
My food was Delicious
My mothers fudge not so good. Everyone in my house that ate it got food poisoning. The four of us spent the next three days with diarrhea and vomiting
When I called my mom (who did not eat her own fudge BTW because shes diabetic) she said the margarine she used was old, but it never goes bad. Right?
Wrong Mom....Very very Wrong
My sons birthday was the day after Thanksgiving and he spent it on the shitter and puking.

[Shyandquietguy]

lol y u mad tho?

I know, right? That was a long post!

[ThrashO]

i kno u sure r mad lol

[Shyandquietguy]

Lol, he is mad.

[ThrashO]

Lol, he is mad.

lol yah he i.. hey wait a minute lol!

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh god I'm so clever.

[ThrashO]

lol badass avvy bro lol

lol

[k0k0]

In the future we'll all have eachother as our avatars. New people will think of it as some kind of solidarity. That is before they are scared away after posting a thread about number games that devolves into poop jokes.

[Shyandquietguy]

I wish all condescending people would die.

[Pentegarn]

So here's what I came up with.

Thanksgiving is a time for family.

All family fight on Thanksgiving.

Therefore Thrash0 and shyandquietguy are family.

[ThrashO]

god bless us, everyone :)

[Shyandquietguy]

And you call me a dick sucker?

I find it horribly funny how you fucking moaned that your precious trollface HD page stretch image didn't even pop up and you acted as if that was the sole fucking piece to your entire act.

Seriously, I would love to hear your definition of "manipulative" if you can't even take on a single confrontation with out turning into a little bitch.

[Shyandquietguy]

Waaah! She won't BLOW ME!! My life is ruined!!

[ThrashO]

man i dont even know what you're talking about anymore

[Shyandquietguy]

Waaah! She won't talk to me while she's on the computer!!! And I just lost at poker and all the online players called me a faggot.

I bet you didn't lift a finger to fix your relationship.

[ThrashO]

omg ur right

wait lol

[Shyandquietguy]

Why won't she let me play gears of war! It's Tuesday and we only talk about our feelings on Sunday!!

[Shyandquietguy]

I bet you Thrash0 won't even respond until Pentagarn makes another non-sequitor.

[ThrashO]

no i will

[Shyandquietguy]

Surprise! surprise! Did 10k help you again?

You lazy sack of shit.

[ThrashO]

heddi ;ikl at hsipiclkes llo :)

[Shyandquietguy]

Allow me to add some more insight.

You literally bawl your fucking eyes out how you're being painted as Pram Maven to ItalianStereotype. You literally jump the moment Pentagarn unintentionally brings up the thought that the whole claim of homophobia is false, in which you reply with what is simply the most used line rather than say, not responding, which you seem to do when things don't make sense. Which I am sure is just coincidence since he did give you the advice to make your own hatred for women justified and further drive the nails in the coffin. You know, the whole "All women are bitches, fuck them." Which brings me to a neat little tidbit. In a relationship, when an ex-spouse responds with the words "Tough Shit" that obviously means that there has been not been one single one sided situation through out it's life span, it's just an unfortunate set of circumstances. Much like waiting four months for someone who is on the fence of divorce to finally open up their cold, cold, shoulder to you.

I love the fact that you feel so IN to the forums. Even though there are folks making passing remarks about your lazy ass.

Oh, and did I forget to mention how you didn't even take in the thought that Zomboid was Canadian until 10k mentioned it and only made one of the most seclusive, almost invisible subjects of Canadian jokes of how Canadians are pussies?

[ThrashO]

haha yeah

[Shyandquietguy]

No rebuttal? Just "haha yeah"?

[ThrashO]

nigga u dum

[ThrashO]

shy can we change this to a rap battle

[ThrashO]

u just mad cause ima be stylin' on you

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh yeah? Lay it.

CHK BRRM CHK BRRM BRRM CHK PFF BRRM CHK BRRM BRRM CHK

[ThrashO]

ayo, ayo
this cat shy like a bitch wit nip slips
n his posts make no sense and his breath like doo doo chips
i be like "word dawg, i like that pic son
and im glad your life finally has meaning and you can look up to someone"
I know you're hatin' on my pussy skills but you should try it
but first nigga u should probly work on dat diet
if that doesn't work you can always practice bein a troll
because no one reads your garbage and i'm all like "lol"

[ThrashO]

here you go you white cracker jive ass mutha fucker

http://www.rhymezone.com/

[ThrashO]

:lol CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE :lol

[ThrashO]

ay dawg u almost got ur first bar down