Defenestrate the ex part deux

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and my things and left to life back home. My current ex gf is a heroin addict, liar and thief. I've put up with it for too long to try and keep my family together.

More to come.

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Sam]

Bill, come to California. You and I can raise Baby Samjew together.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We would be the best brodads ever

[Sam]

It could be like "My Two Dads" but with more beer and BF3.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

And more league

[Sam]

I'll sit in gum for you.

[kahljorn]

she does heroin?

wth she should've brought some when we hung out

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not cool to the point where she drained our daughters savings account and is stealing xbox games and then trying to sell them back to the same people. That's just scummy.

[Dimnos]

:eek

Sorry to hear about all that. Good call on getting your girl away from that.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110820002640/bakugan/images/2/25/Rainbow-Dash-American-salute-486.png

[Pentegarn]

Somehow I don't think this thread will be as funny as the first one was :(

Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts, getting out is the best move

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've told her she needs to do inpatient rehab and she's been trying to tell me they wouldn't admit her.

About 2 weeks ago someone broke into the tennants house downstairs and stole a kinect. I came home monday and she told me some kid came to the door and sold her the games back. No one would ever steal from a home then come back to the same place and try and sell it back. Especially because she doesn't have any money to buy it back in the first place.

Her dog has a hematoma in his ear that needs to be fixed surgically but she's been puting that off and making excuses.

I doubt she would be able to make an account here and start stalking me though because the internet was in my name and I took that when I left.

[Fathom Zero]

Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts
I know this to be a universal truth.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe I need to move atta heer

[Fathom Zero]

Move to Texas with the rest of us cool people. You'd do well here.

[kahljorn]

MOVE to butTFUCK EGYPT YOUD TOTALLY LOve it there

[Pentegarn]

Sounds like you think 10k should try some butt fucking.

OK I take it back this is exactly like the first thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would have just kept that one going but there is a lock on it. Throughout my life I'm sure I can write out multiple volumes of Def the ex. Its my magnum Opus.

[executioneer]

i could theoretically move it out of thread backups / merge with this thread

[kahljorn]

NOOOO

LET EHE NEW SAgA BEgin

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm talking with her right now. She's getting counseling for drugs but she needs counseling for her batshit crazy lies.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have some experience dealing with liars - they don't stop. Never EVER go back there again, you'll just get your daughter hurt.

You too, but with that as the only incentive, you're not as likely to take my advice.

Yes, I play dirty. I have to - there's a child involved. :(

Good luck.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not trying to defend her but I used to have a real bad lying problem, not as bad as this but still. The only thing that made me eventully want to stop lying was myself.

[King Hadas]

When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye

If your true, the whole wide world will laugh with you

[Grislygus]

I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and left to life back home

this is how i read that at first

[Zomboid]

What? You have a kid?

[kahljorn]

BABAY SAMJEW

[Sam]

MY GODDAMN NIECE

[Colonel Flagg]

My granddaughter.

[Fathom Zero]

My liege.

[Pentegarn]

My manwich!

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/hermes_stamped.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What? You have a kid?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Where's that penguin video of her

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

this is how i read that at first

I would only say it that way if I had a thistle of hay between my teeth.

[Zomboid]

I've been checking in sporadically, but I avoid the chat thread and general blabber in general.

[Colonel Flagg]

It would have appeared in loveline, I think :can'tremember

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But I put the video in the youtube thread Zomboid. THE ONE YOU CREATED TO MAKE SURE YOU SAW IT.

Its around page 51 or something.

[elx]

I have some experience dealing with liars - they don't stop. Never EVER go back there again, you'll just get your daughter hurt.

You too, but with that as the only incentive, you're not as likely to take my advice.

Yes, I play dirty. I have to - there's a child involved. :(

Good luck.
I like this route

and this one

It could be like "My Two Dads" but with more beer and BF3.

[Kitsa]

I thought this was the What are you jerking off to thread and was all confused for a minute

[Kitsa]

Anyhow, looking back now with non-confusion I would say your whole situation sucks and I hope that it's improving, with custody working in your favor and whatnot.

I looked up a particularly foul ex of mine and discovered from the Google that he is enjoying moderate success as an actor. I guess I just wait until he gets his big break and then tell someone important how he shoved me out of a moving car.

[Tadao]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/DSCF2276.jpg

[kahljorn]

lol
the only thing i see is the boobie stretch marks

[Kitsa]

Stretch marks happen :(

[Tadao]

hah! i've never actually looked at it before. no wonder 10k likes men on the side.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm having a deuce

[Kitsa]

I have a hard time thinking of your whole -situation- without your whole anal sex rule coming up. Anything I think one way or another gets crowded out by the whole obligatory buttsex thing.

That being said, your situation still sucks.

[kahljorn]

I know HOW U FEEL KITSA like when 10k uses terms like, "i'm having a deuce" i dunno if that means he's taking a shit or fuckin some girl/dude in the butt

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/chloe2ndday5.jpg

[Kitsa]

Exactly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Deuce equals a second kid on the way

[kahljorn]

i secretely knew thats what it meant :O

is it the same lady having ur baby?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, as black as I am I'm only having one progenitor receptacle.

I need to make a 10kabulary or something. I'm trying to save money but kids shit is mad expensive. I'm almost to the point of internet cw'ing for monies :(

[kahljorn]

this thread always says theres another post in this thrad, but there isnt one..

[kahljorn]

oh there it is

[Kitsa]

It did that on my phone, said there was a page 3 but kept taking me back to page two.

10K, I need to teach y'all some couponing.

[kahljorn]

get food stamps, eat like a king

[Kitsa]

nah, you don't need food stamps. You just need to be willing to buy three or four papers a week (or go through a clipping service) and pay attention to what's on sale. I usually don't pay more than 90 cents for a pack of baby wipes, and I've gotten tons of diapers and stuff for free. It's pretty easy when you know how.

[kahljorn]

food stamps are pretty ez and you get to eat steaks

[Kitsa]

Fine, if you want to sell your damn soul and cover the foodstamp logo on the debit card when you swipe it at the store.

At least coupons get you things like CONDOMS, ALCOHOL and CIGARETTES.

[Tadao]

Wait, you can't use coupons with food stamps?

[Kitsa]

Probably can, but last I checked Food Stamps won't (legally) cover alcohol, tobacco and lube.

[kahljorn]

paying full price with food stamps is the heart of luxury and it helps our economy.

i aint so unpatriotic as to use coupons

[Tadao]

Yeah but if you use coupons and food stamps for baby supplies, you have more money left over for booze, weed and anal lube.

[Kitsa]

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION ANAL LUBE

About 6-8 months ago, KY put out a coupon for...oh, I think it was like 2 or 3 dollars off any KY product. This enabled people to get the normal, no-frills tubes of it for free or better (if the coupon was worth more than it cost, some stores give you a credit for the difference...people get whole cartloads of groceries free that way). So what people were doing was ordering packs of 10 coupons from clipping services and going to get 10 tubes of lube. Times ten. Times ten. People in coupon groups were showing off pictures of Rubbermaid tubs filled with hundreds of tubes of lube that was not only free, but had bought their pot roast and potatoes with the overage.

So I guess you can do the food stamp route, but then where's the thrill of hundreds of tubes of free lube that buy you dinner?

But we've digressed.

[Tadao]

AH! But you can still do the lube/free dinner thing and then use your food stamps for more free dinners.

I've never understood the whole multiple coupon thing. On the back of my coupons they say "Only 1 per purchase" or whatever rendering my second coupon useless. I know I'm doing it wrong and learn how to do it right since the government only gives me 900 a month for everything. Can't get food stamps because cost of food is included in the 900. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

One coupon per purchase means one coupon per item you purchase. This is true almost universally except at certain stores that will allow you one store coupon and one manufacturer coupon per item. Places like CVS and Target do that.

How the hell did we get here from 10k's ex's stretch marks?

[Tadao]

Because I'd rather talk about coupons than her ugly its and damaged asshole.

[Tadao]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/DSCF2259.jpg

[Kitsa]

Familiar camera angle.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm just gonna lop bonesaw off or something. This penis is too dangerous.

[Kitsa]

10K and the angry inch

Anatomically speaking, it's your balls that are too dangerous :posh

[kahljorn]

so like i sorta found out my ex went around and told my family a bunch of shit about me to try to act like a victim of abuse. plus she told everyone else i knew where I used to live the same kind of crap to try to say shes like a victim of abuse

i dont think i really told anyone this but she punched me in my face like a thousand times and tried to murder me on multiple occasions, so now I kinda want to send her family an e-mail telling them how evil she is.
plus she had sex with this highschool pedophile teacher dude and described one of her nieces to him as like cybersex or something. wtf. I felt so disgusted by it plus I had to invade her e-mail to se eit so I was ashamed to tell anyone, but with all this penn state stuff goin on i kinda feel like a coward.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Tadao]

Dude, hack her email and turn her ass in.

[kahljorn]

i dont know how to hack her e-mail the only reason i got in b4 is cuz she didn't log out and there was something in the history that said, "Car sex" so i clicked it and it opened it ;/

[Tadao]

I bet there are a ton of local angry moms with nothing better to do than stalk that cunt until she fucks up. ;/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Send in the cunts.

[Kitsa]

Defenestrate the Ex Part Trois (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/07/28/13000201-police-man-pushes-woman-baby-out-of-third-floor-window?lite)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Tadao]

OH NO! BRUNO!

[Colonel Flagg]

[Bruno] was found inside a refrigerator in a vacant building near where his siblings live.

Really?

[Chojin]

Defenestrate the Ex Part Trois (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/07/28/13000201-police-man-pushes-woman-baby-out-of-third-floor-window?lite)

>Bruno had a key to his ex-girlfriend's Jersey City apartment and had been hiding inside Friday morning, waiting for her to get home.
>The 21-year-old friend threatened to call 911 and Bruno allegedly turned on her, slicing her up with a household cutting device
>forcing her out a third-floor window while she was holding her infant in her arms
>Then he ran down the fire escape and, with a table, continued to assault the mother of his child

then

>He claimed his ex-girlfriend was trying to stab him while holding their baby

SELF-DEFENSE

2xOKoUa9FBs

[kahljorn]

maybe the baby was a conehead

[Kitsa]

What in the blue fuck did I just watch

What happened to wrestling?

OH, LOOK, THEY GOT GRANDMA BY THE HAIR, RIGHT INTO THE FORCED CUNNILINGUS AND THE POWERSMASH INTO THE TABLE!!! OH, THERE'S BUBBA IN THAT ORGASMIC TRANCE...

[kahljorn]

OMG
SO ON THE "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW" ON FACEBOOK ALL thESE ASSHOLES I MORe OR LESS DONt KNOW MUST BE FRIENDS OF MY eX SInce SHe uSed MY CeLLphoNE ALL THE TIME

THERES ONE OLD DUDE WHO HAS THE SAME FIRST NAME AS THE PEDOPHILE GUY WHO TALKED TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND HES ALL OLD AND KINDA pedopHILE LOOKIN AND ALSO It SAYS HE WAS A SPECIAL ED TEACHER
:O
MAYBE ITS NOT HIM THOUGH AND HES LIKE A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

all jokes aside. mae young is probably the most indestructible person ever.

[kahljorn]

MY GREAT GRANDMA IS 103 AND SHE STILL TALKS SHIT ON PEOPLE