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mburbank
Feb 12th, 2012, 06:20 PM
Okay, if I posted this on Facebook I would be totally pilloried, but I never liked Whitney Houston, not once even for an instant, and I think she was just one more dim a dozen diva, orver emoting songs until any dignity they might once have had was squeezed out into puddles of liquid sugar staining the carpet under her feet.
Of course I think it's sad she self destructed, it's sad when anyone self destructs, but my my daughter and I are watching the grammies right now, and it's like they are covering the fucking Kennedy assassination.
When Amy Winehouse kicked it, I actually felt something because I looked forward to music she would have made. Did anybody need to hear yet another Whitney balled that was not only exactly like all her other ballads, but just the damn same as a Celine balled or a Mariah ballad or any of the other post Streisand bellowers who'll come down the pipe doing the same dan thing in the next half dozen years?
Jesus! have some friggin' perspective!
kahljorn
Feb 12th, 2012, 07:10 PM
i thought this thread was about cereal :O
mburbank
Feb 12th, 2012, 07:45 PM
If this was a drinking game and I had to take a shot every time someone Ryan Seacrest asked someone how they'd been affected by Whitney's death, I would have been dead myself more than an hour ago.
Colonel Flagg
Feb 12th, 2012, 09:08 PM
It's tragic that any person dies at such young age, but, as I said in the other thread, she most likely did it to herself. When the autopsy comes back, I'll bet the cause of death will be deemed a heart attack brought on by drug abuse.
Zhukov
Feb 13th, 2012, 12:13 AM
While dying in your late 40s is slightly 'early' compared to the average human these days, I think it's still too old (sorry people in your 40s) to be considered young.
Once you reach your 40s I think you are officially past the point of dying young.
Colonel Flagg
Feb 13th, 2012, 04:22 AM
I'm nearly 52, and my youngest child is 3. I wouldn't have liked to check out before he was born.
Zhukov
Feb 13th, 2012, 05:51 AM
Well, I didn't say that dying still wasn't a reasonably bad thing to happen to someone.
Colonel Flagg
Feb 13th, 2012, 09:20 AM
Still, I'd consider 52 young. Next year, it will be 53. :o
Maybe I'm confusing "young" with "childish".
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 13th, 2012, 09:33 AM
It's tragic that any person dies at such young age, but, as I said in the other thread, she most likely did it to herself. When the autopsy comes back, I'll bet the cause of death will be deemed a heart attack brought on by drug abuse.
I thought I heard this morning they found her in the bath tub. We'll have to wait to see if the toast was done though.
Kitsa
Feb 13th, 2012, 09:42 AM
It was one of those things that I had no surprised reaction to whatsoever. More like, "Well, yeah."
Then I thought that maybe crack was even wacker than originally supposed.
Then I shrugged and got on with my life.
Colonel Flagg
Feb 13th, 2012, 12:23 PM
I thought I heard this morning they found her in the bath tub. We'll have to wait to see if the toast was done though.
Yes, I'm hearing the same thing. I also heard that there was evidence of prescription medications in abundance. My guess is that we'll keep guessing until the coroner has their say.
w/e
Tadao
Feb 13th, 2012, 01:43 PM
dead whitney houston suddenly
Esuohlim
Feb 13th, 2012, 03:33 PM
i thought this thread was about cereal :O
I thought at first it said "dead whitey" :eek
Evil Robot II
Feb 13th, 2012, 05:03 PM
Whitey huston died of micheal jacksons disease
Zhukov
Feb 13th, 2012, 08:24 PM
So being rich and crazy? Yeah.
I stand by my argument that 'dying young' stops being possible once you hit 30. After that, it's just 'dying'. This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
Kitsa
Feb 13th, 2012, 08:35 PM
So being rich and crazy? Yeah.
This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
Yep.
Evil Robot II
Feb 14th, 2012, 12:10 AM
NO Micheal jackson s disease means she was killed by the CIA. Duh.
Esuohlim
Feb 14th, 2012, 12:38 AM
I stand by my argument that 'dying young' stops being possible once you hit 30. After that, it's just 'dying'. This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
ONCE YOU LIVE LONGER THAN JAMES DEAN YOU NO LONGER DIE YOUNG.
SINCE THAT IS EXACTLY 9000 DAYS, I, FOR EXAMPLE, HAVE A 99 DAY WINDOW WHERE I CAN STILL DIE YOUNG.
After that I will become a drain on society and outlive my usefulness.
Mad Melvin
Feb 14th, 2012, 08:16 AM
Houston, you have a problem.
Death.
Just came up with that one. You can use it as you please, as long as you give me credit for it. Guaranteed laughs.
mburbank
Feb 14th, 2012, 08:21 AM
She has joined the long list of celebrity's found dead and naked in the bathroom.
Esuohlim
Feb 14th, 2012, 04:48 PM
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death :eek
Emu
Feb 14th, 2012, 05:23 PM
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death :eek
god damn
Tadao
Feb 14th, 2012, 10:58 PM
:lol
Kitsa
Feb 15th, 2012, 02:59 PM
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death :eek
If we still had the pickle system, you'd have gotten a pickle for that.
Evil Robot II
Feb 17th, 2012, 01:11 PM
I once got into a fight with whitney about 6 months ago. We were zootin some base when the screen in the stem finally fell out we couldnt find it so she told me to ash my cigarette in the stem, we would use the ashes a screen. Well the first time I forget and used the ashtray she was all like "whats your problem idiot" and I was all like" sorry bitch, geeze" Next thing I know shes all thrashing around with this serated butter knife goin "Ill cut you you dont know me you dont know who you messing with!" Bobby's limo driver was there thankfully he calmed things down and before we knew we were using the cigarette ashes as a screen for the stem.
Evil Robot II
Feb 17th, 2012, 01:13 PM
http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_jon/crackpiperoses.jpg
Yup thats how we roll
Colonel Flagg
Feb 19th, 2012, 10:17 PM
Actually, I believe this really happened.
Evil Robot II
Feb 22nd, 2012, 12:31 AM
Of course it happend, I cant make that shit up.
Evil Robot II
Feb 23rd, 2012, 01:56 AM
http://www.moneycontrol.com/news_image_files/Daniel-von-Bargen.jpg
This guy dead now WTF who is this guy?
All Hail Duke
Feb 23rd, 2012, 03:06 AM
he's really dead?
i read he shot himself but was stll alive
no matter, he'll still be entertaining to watch in lord of illusions and super troopers
Evil Robot II
Feb 23rd, 2012, 12:31 PM
I read that he shot himself and assumed he died, didnt know hes that bad with firearms.
Kitsa
Feb 23rd, 2012, 01:47 PM
Nope, he was bummed over having to have some toes amputated. They're just toes.
This is not far away from where I live, so it's on our news like a local story.
mburbank
Feb 24th, 2012, 10:17 AM
It's really bad, because one of his toes was Whitney Houston.
TOO SOON FOR A TOE JOKE?!
Zomboid
Feb 24th, 2012, 02:16 PM
Never too soon for a toe joke.
Hangie
Feb 24th, 2012, 03:12 PM
Is that Commandant Spangler from Malcolm in the Middle?
All Hail Duke
Feb 24th, 2012, 05:52 PM
yep
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