I need...

[kahljorn]

i need a picture of a wooly mammoth causing an earthquake/the earth tocrack open/stuff for my geology project.

IF ANYBODY HAPPENS To SEE ONE IN THE NEXT EIGhT HOURS

[Esuohlim]

perhaps the movie Ice Age contains what you want? I recall a scene where a squirrel couldn't get an acorn because the earth was cracking and I bet Ray Romano was to blame

[Kitsa]

what the fuck kind of geology are they teaching at your school

[Aaarg]

creation geology

[Zhukov]

This is why you didn't get into Berkley.

[Aaarg]

fair, but why didn't he get into berkeley?

[Esuohlim]

This is why you didn't get into Berkley.

:lol

[kahljorn]

i did get into berkeley :(

i got marked off a point because i didn't have engaging enough pictures

[kahljorn]

it NEEDED that picture

[Esuohlim]

I TOLD YOU TO CHECK ICE AGE

I BET YOU DIDN'T

IT WAS ALL RIGHT THERE

[kahljorn]

lol yea ;(

i did actually see a few ice age pics when i was looking but the earth wasnt nearly sundered enough

[Tadao]

you coulda photoshopped it. :(

[darkvare]

don't fell bad for him he tried doing a months work in 4 hours

[kahljorn]

well i was just gonna put this picture of a wooly mammoth i found with its foot outstretched next to this picture of the other stuff stuff happening on the power point but yea 4 hours+i watched archer

[Zhukov]

fair, but why didn't he get into berkeley?

Because I'm thinking that maybe places like that accept 10,000 word reports on geology topics, rather than just pictures of woolly mammoths cracking the earth open.

[Sam]

THERE IS A SCENE IN MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS OF A MASTADON ERUPTING FORTH FROM THE EARTH IN ALL IT'S FURY.

[kahljorn]

ITS A ROBOT AND IT WOULD HAVE CONFUSED MY AUDIENCE

BUT THAT PROLLY WOULDVE BEEN GOOD

[Sam]

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING GREAT.

[Kitsa]

If your audience bought the Wooly Mammoth Cracks Earth Open With Mighty Stomp theory, likely they were confused enough already