The official foreskin restoration thread

[Evil Robot]

With Foreskin Natural Restorer, the remaining skin of the circumcised penis is expanded in order to produce a new foreskin. The tissue generated by the process is your own skin and is almost exactly like the original foreskin. In fact, the appearance of the new foreskin is so much like the original that few would ever know the difference
http://www.4restore.com/images/restorer_S.gif
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[MK IV]

LOL

Wuldnt it be great if you used it on your finger ?

And a had foreskin on your finger LOL !

HILARITY would ensue !

[Schimid]

wtf fingers don't fing

[Evil Robot]

It is inpolite to point.

[MK IV]

I imagine it would work on any skin ...


Foreskins to protect nipples !

Foreskins to protect foreskins !

It could also make replacment eyelids !!!

[Lotida]

The idiot that starts a thread like this has the nerve to try and put me down??? :party

[DJ Potatoe]

OK..Lotida..I may have to agree with you here.

[Schimid]

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth!

[Lotida]

You get an A for memorization Schimid!! Go to the head of the class. Do you have any other cool tricks? :/

[Schimid]

!htworg lanosrep sa tnuoc t'nseod no-drah A

[DJ Potatoe]

HA! I get it!

[Evil Robot]

SILENCE!
What the fuck would you know about good threadage? Iv'e yet to see you start a thread let alone FINISH IT. Then again what the fuck does it matter, you'll be gone in a week, and you'll never be back. Just like all the other peons who dare challenge me. I've seen your kind, I've met thier uprisings and destroyed them mentaly. There all gone now and you no different. You are also NEXT TO FOLLOW THEM INTO OBLIVION.

[Lotida]

I think I will stick around just to piss you off!! BTW, I have started a thread or two! :)


P.S. Another A for you Schimid. A few more tricks and you'll be almost as smart as my dog! Keep up the great work!! :)

[Geggy]

see you auntie :lol

[Lotida]

Geggy, don't even get me started. Everyone here knows that you are queer!! :)

[Evil Robot]

greggy, you are not worthy of even THINKING about trying to piss me off because I fon't even think your capable of properly threatening me.
-edit DAMMIT WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME YOU BITCH

[Geggy]

lotida...and your point is???


I'm sorry, evil robot, i'm not the kind to deal with someone who tells racist jokes, steal things and hack into other people's account. it's just so wrong, man.

[Evil Robot]

I know it's wrong, what are you, a fucking preist? The mild entertainment value of it far outwhieghs the right/wrong factor. You need to learn that in real life, everybodys out to get you. That includes me, and this IS REAL LIFE AND I AM OUT TO GET YOU.

[Geggy]

I feel so threatened. I'm going to notify the moderator of this board and be sure you get banned. I don't think we need to tolerate this type of behavior coming from you.

[Evil Robot]

Wait what? You piece of SHIT YOU COME INTO MY THREAD TALKING SHIT AND THEN YOUR ALL LIKE
"im telling" I got news for you, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. say something to insult me, pull the race card, pull the dead reletive card, PULL ANYTHING! Dont just give up you FUCK! You been here long enough to know how NOT TO WASTE MY TIME. either shut the fuck up or say something INSULTING.

[Geggy]

I think I'm better off not insulting you. I'm afraid that you might threaten to break into my house with a knife or a smashed beer bottle. In that case I'm going to report to the moderator because I'm not going to tolerate anyone blowing up at my face like that. That wasn't really neccessary. You really need to get your acts together. Go see a counselor or something. Always remember, live one day at a time! :)

[Evil Robot]

So you want me banned eh? Let me write the letter for you:


Dear mockery, There is this guy on your board, Evil Robot, whos been here for years and donated a measly thirty bucks about a year ago, but all of a sudden started threatening to break into my house and stab me with a beer bottle, (he never actually said he would stab me I'm just assuming that). Since I am stupid and gulible enough to take him seriously I must DEMAND that you ban him so I might have a more enjoyable time here. I dont plan on ever donating any money, nor will I ever plan on contributing anything humorous to the board that might result in you making another 2 cents off your stingy advertisers. I would appreciate if you ban this person simply because I belive that you have nothing better to do and the whole world revolves around me. Also, if you could PM him my IP address, it would be very helpful in letting him hack me.
Sincerely, some fag named greggy.

[glowbelly]

:lol at evil robot. and i mean i'm :lol-ing AT him, not with him.

[Geggy]

:love glowbelly :love