Marie Antoinette. Fun!

[fishmonger]

Can't believe I'm asking for homework help on the i-mockery forums. This is a new low in lows. Anywho, I need info on Marie Antoinette's involvement in her husband's trial. Yeah. This is a lost cause. God, I'm so fucked on this one.

[kahljorn]

She put out to the judge.

[fishmonger]

Oh. Thanks.

[fishmonger]

That's what I thought at first, but new research indicates that the Queen had an exceptionally narrow vagina, making sex painful. She may have been a big flirt, but she really wasn't a whore. But then, who knows? Maybe Antoinette gave great head. Of course, that's not going into my paper.

[kahljorn]

Why not?

[fishmonger]

Because...uhhh...well, maybe I am on to something with that.

[fishmonger]

But I don't think it mattered if she did put out to the deputies of the Estates General; King Louis was executed.

[ranxer]

after reading this discussion i'm :lol,

i wish i could help you with this :/

[fishmonger]

Well, as far as I know, she couldn't really have had any influence on the trial anyway; she was locked in a freakin' tower, for chrissakes!