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Professor Cool
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:22 AM
Sorry to dissapoint you guys, but I am still alive. You have been misinformed by Mark, who thinks he's a pretty funny guy.

Yes, I was in a car accident. I was driving to find a gas station, and some drunk passes up a red light a crashes right into the side of my car. He missed me by practically inches. I'm not really that hear, I got some cuts and bruises, my car is pretty much worthless now, that and I really shaken by the event. My co-worker called and told Mark, he said that I almost died, so Mark took it upon himself to tell Trigger (who he was talking to for some reason I don't know) that I did infact die, he didn't tell me. But seeing that there's a small obituary of me. I can tell this is his dirty work, he's done it before.

So yeah, I'm not dead. Sorry to Jean,Trigger,FS,Tropical,Chojin,Soundtest,Zorak,bl ue,Dr. Whathisname, and whoever else believed I died (Especially Noob). I'm going through that mortality shit now, and for some reason i feel like proposing to my girlfriend now.

Once again I apologize for myself and Mark's stupid behaviour. Did you know he's really the one behind GADZOOKS, yeah now you know where I'm coming from.

Professor Cool
1975-2003

P.S. I find it chilling that I said I would be the first Mocker to die, and how close that came to be. :(
Blue
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:24 AM
good to see ya still kickin :)
Dr. V
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:40 AM
Oh thank the good great Lord.
Tropical
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:42 AM
Soundtest told to me on MSN to tell you guys "fuck you all" if this is a sick joke...

is this a sick joke? :/
Professor Cool
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:49 AM
I had no part in it, you'll have to ask Mark if he ever shows his face here again.

He also told some of my friends I died and I got like 4 IM's already and I'm expecting more. If this gets to my family, he's gonna have nowhere to live again.
Dr. V
Oct 30th, 2003, 07:00 AM
Some things are funny, this isn't one of them. This guy Mark should think before he acts.
Dole
Oct 30th, 2003, 07:05 AM
what a fabulous friend he is. Typical of the infantile, chronically unfunny fuckwits that plague this place.

'He also told some of my friends I died and I got like 4 IM's already' -hmmm....this is slightly puzzling. People IM'ed to say 'are you dead? please let me know!' ??
James
Oct 30th, 2003, 07:49 AM
Mark is trying to steal Misinformation Man's gimmick. :(
FS
Oct 30th, 2003, 02:35 PM
Propose to me, Professor Cool.
wreckreation
Oct 30th, 2003, 02:52 PM
:lol good joke
Jixby Phillips
Oct 30th, 2003, 03:42 PM
Thank god. :(
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 30th, 2003, 04:13 PM
Mark seems hilarious. :( My brother told my friend that I died once and I saw my friend cry. It was really funny. :(
Protoclown
Oct 30th, 2003, 04:18 PM
Wow, that shit is funny like being punched in the nuts is funny.
Jeanette X
Oct 30th, 2003, 08:48 PM
Mark needs to die slowly and painfully. Shit like this crosses the line. >:
Jixby Phillips
Oct 30th, 2003, 09:26 PM
Yeah Mark, what do you have to say for yourself!!!
Comrade Rocket
Oct 30th, 2003, 11:49 PM
Man do I feel played. Damn, I suck.
Ghost of Fraiser
Oct 31st, 2003, 01:06 AM
You people can't take a joke, even you Brandon, it's fucking HALLOWEEN, you grumpy guses.
Anonymous
Oct 31st, 2003, 01:12 AM
October Fools!
Tropical
Oct 31st, 2003, 01:13 AM
Your joke sucked for the record...

jokes either insult people or make them laugh.
Professor Cool
Oct 31st, 2003, 01:17 AM
Yah, I COULD OF DIED, IT'S HILARIOUS MARK!
Jeanette X
Oct 31st, 2003, 11:35 AM
You people can't take a joke, even you Brandon, it's fucking HALLOWEEN, you grumpy guses.
Fuck you. I was in tears. Jokes don't make people cry.
James
Oct 31st, 2003, 12:03 PM
Well, Holocaust jokes do. :(

What do you get when you put 500 Jews in a gas chamber?
A bunch of dead Jews.
Rongi
Oct 31st, 2003, 12:05 PM
lol :(

What's the American dream?
10,000 blacks swimming back to Africa with a jew under each arm.
wreckreation
Oct 31st, 2003, 04:06 PM
you usually suck rongi, but that was a good joke :lol