Command Prompt
Oct 30th, 2003, 02:56 PM
THIS WEEK:
Mark-Paul Gosselaar as EVIL Cooper Frederickson in DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS
Cooper, played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (better known as the apparently only person to find a job after "graduating" from Bay Side High) is the stereotypical College boy; sex, marijuana and daily dorm room parties are his major, and when innocent, academic orientated Josh Miller played by Tom Everret Scott moves in as his roommate, his dreams of studying and maintaining a good GPA are soon to be crushed by bad influence Cooper.
After fucking up Josh's grades and turning their other roommate, a good christian lad into a sex crazed pervert, Cooper decides to fix the situation by employing a college urban legend, that if your roommate dies, you would recive all A's that semester. After unsuccessfully convincing Josh to do himself in, Cooper involves him in an illicit scheme to find another roommate and convince them to murder themselves, all for Cooper's perverted pleasure. WHAT A SICK SICK man. After 3 near misses, they find thier nieghbor in the next dorm room has swallowed a big bottle of something, and instead of calling for a paramedic, Cooper decides to move his soon to be bloated corpse into Coop and Josh's room to make it seem like he died there, despite Josh's pleas for...some kind of human decency. We also find out that Cooper's dad owns a successful toliet cleaning business, and is working hard to pay for Coop's education, which he is ,ironically, flushing down the toilet. :(
All that starts well, ends well. Josh drops out of Med school and takes some shitty arts degree, where his fucked up GPA won't matter much, and Cooper gets a part time job for his dad and maintining a slightly above failing GPA.
MOVIE: A+
VILLIAN: B+, Psychotic, Megalomaniacal, Self Interested, no regard for human life or decency, basically just his old character Zak, times 10.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar as EVIL Cooper Frederickson in DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS
Cooper, played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (better known as the apparently only person to find a job after "graduating" from Bay Side High) is the stereotypical College boy; sex, marijuana and daily dorm room parties are his major, and when innocent, academic orientated Josh Miller played by Tom Everret Scott moves in as his roommate, his dreams of studying and maintaining a good GPA are soon to be crushed by bad influence Cooper.
After fucking up Josh's grades and turning their other roommate, a good christian lad into a sex crazed pervert, Cooper decides to fix the situation by employing a college urban legend, that if your roommate dies, you would recive all A's that semester. After unsuccessfully convincing Josh to do himself in, Cooper involves him in an illicit scheme to find another roommate and convince them to murder themselves, all for Cooper's perverted pleasure. WHAT A SICK SICK man. After 3 near misses, they find thier nieghbor in the next dorm room has swallowed a big bottle of something, and instead of calling for a paramedic, Cooper decides to move his soon to be bloated corpse into Coop and Josh's room to make it seem like he died there, despite Josh's pleas for...some kind of human decency. We also find out that Cooper's dad owns a successful toliet cleaning business, and is working hard to pay for Coop's education, which he is ,ironically, flushing down the toilet. :(
All that starts well, ends well. Josh drops out of Med school and takes some shitty arts degree, where his fucked up GPA won't matter much, and Cooper gets a part time job for his dad and maintining a slightly above failing GPA.
MOVIE: A+
VILLIAN: B+, Psychotic, Megalomaniacal, Self Interested, no regard for human life or decency, basically just his old character Zak, times 10.