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Drev
Oct 31st, 2003, 04:31 PM
I've heard it does but I'm not sure. :(
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 31st, 2003, 09:40 PM
SHOCK TARTS ARE THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE. >:
Schimid
Oct 31st, 2003, 09:47 PM
SHOCKING :eek
Emu
Oct 31st, 2003, 11:56 PM
Some flavors of Starburst give me diarrhea. :(
Schimid
Nov 1st, 2003, 12:03 AM
SHOCKING :eek
ScruU2wice
Nov 1st, 2003, 12:27 AM
-ly Erotic :yum
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 1st, 2003, 12:53 PM
SHCOOCKIGN :eek
BlueOatmeal
Nov 5th, 2003, 03:56 PM
When I was little I ate a big bag of red Twislers all by myself and later that night I had a runny red bowel movement and I thought that my ass was bleeding. I was a scared little boy.
Snatchtastic
Nov 5th, 2003, 04:08 PM
It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.
S.I.D.S.
Nov 5th, 2003, 08:42 PM
m&ms make my poop brown

but seriously, are you talking about canadian smarties or american smarties??
BlueOatmeal
Nov 6th, 2003, 01:12 AM
Comfort me!!11 My shit was runny and RED! I thought I was bleeding!! I thought I was going to bleed to death out of my ass.
Snatchtastic
Nov 6th, 2003, 02:07 AM
I saw Short Curcuit 2 in the theatres and I ate alot of popcorn and alot of redvines. I vomited all over my pillow in the middle of the night and ended up sleeping on the couch. :(
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 7th, 2003, 12:40 PM
It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.
Don't you mean... The Bare Winch? Oh god... I hope at least one other person here has seen that god awful porn.
BlueOatmeal
Nov 7th, 2003, 12:52 PM
I've seen Panty Hoes 2
Snatchtastic
Nov 7th, 2003, 02:16 PM
Yeah I saw that B grade porn with nothing but tits. All it was was a retarded camera man and 6 retarded slotskeys getting horny in the woods and the slotskeys rubbing thier breastss.
Nerd
Nov 7th, 2003, 03:13 PM
It was, you had just been raped by the Blair Witch.
Don't you mean... The Bare Winch? Oh god... I hope at least one other person here has seen that god awful porn.

That porn sucked. It had hardly any jerk off material. >:

Though I believe it was called Bare Wench.
Big Papa Goat
Nov 8th, 2003, 01:34 AM
:orgasm Nikki Fritz was in that right? If I wasn't so drunk I wouldn't be posting about my knowlege of porn stars :( But Nikki Fritz is teh secks.
Derangon
Nov 29th, 2003, 08:02 PM
Oh yeah. Everything makes me horny.

The word "the" makes me jerk off like never before.

Joking. Why would I be that disgusting? Urgh... smarties just make me hyper.
JesusFishSticks
Nov 29th, 2003, 10:06 PM
m&ms make my poop brown

but seriously, are you talking about canadian smarties or american smarties??

psh... smart canadians :lol
executioneer
Nov 30th, 2003, 01:36 AM
LOVELINE FORUM >:

-willie
Julie
Dec 2nd, 2003, 05:54 PM
is this like that green m&ms rumor? :(
ziggytrix
Dec 2nd, 2003, 05:56 PM
that you could score a home run???
Helm
Dec 2nd, 2003, 09:39 PM
Another thread full of people that should be deprived of their fingers by means of a sharp butcher knife. I hate you and all you post. Obviously the person with the dragon's lair personal image is excluded as is the dj :daisyhead
Drev
Dec 3rd, 2003, 08:56 PM
That includes you too >:
+tom-
Dec 5th, 2003, 05:37 AM
smarties make me horney, all smooth and round.....

seriosly i dont think many lollies act as an aphrodisiac, or smarties would be sold out
all the old men popping boxes o smarties....
hehehe