Lotida is an ugly bitch!

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey bitch, I bet you're so ugly that your daddy won't even rape you!

Is it raining outside? Oh no, it's just the sound of Lotida crying! http://www.my-smileys.de/weakestlinkA.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

What's wrong PAM, can't take it? gonna cry some more? http://www.my-smileys.de/ArghSmilie.gif

[Lotida]

Are you mad because I made fun of your penis haircut??

I am feeling special now. You started a thread about me. Daphne is pming me like crazy. I am starting to think you all like me!!! http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/kiss.gif

[Daphne]

If you put an 'a' in PM it's PAM :chatter

[Jixby Phillips]

Whatever, PAM, I bet you only feel special because you have no friends in real life :lol what do you have nothing better to do than be a BITCH on a message board :lol GOD, what LOSER! http://www.my-smileys.de/boese_3.gif

[Lotida]

It's hard to take you seriously with that penis haircut. I mean if that smiley was blonde it really would look exactly like you. Can't you see that? I am flattered you find me so interesting!! http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/kiss.gif

[Daphne]

do you have PMS PAM'S MENSTRUAL SYNDROME??? :lol

[Lotida]

Daphne please tell me that you are older than 15. I am going to be pissed if I spent all this time bantering with a kid. >:

[Daphne]

I wouldn't call it bantering, I'd call it me talking and you posting lame emoticons without answering my questions.


I'm 26, Pam how old are you? In human years?

[Lotida]

In human years you say. Now that's going to be tricky. Let me get out my calculator! :)

[Daphne]

check under your chins :)

[Lotida]

Wow. You're on a roll!! Another gem! I wish I could stay and play but I am off to the movies. I'm sure you can think of more good ones for my return!! :)

Have a WONDERFUL DAY!!! http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/jump_clap.gif

[Daphne]

And just like that, Pam was gone :eek

You know something Jixby, you know who's been really quiet about Lotida? KellyChaos!

[Jixby Phillips]

<Jixby Phillips assumes old time detective voice>

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here ...

It seems that it is a mystery :eek

[Daphne]

Users browsing this forum: Lotida, O71394658, Spectre X

This isn't the movies, Pam!!

[kellychaos]

And just like that, Pam was gone :eek

You know something Jixby, you know who's been really quiet about Lotida? KellyChaos!

Can't stop thinking about me, huh? :wink :love

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/comics/kellychaos6.gif

[Daphne]

and just like her, he doesn't answer questions and is never, ever clever (rhyme :) ) or funny.....HMMM!

It's also really weird, that he logged on as she logged off to go to the 'movies' with her 'hubby'.

[kellychaos]

The jig is up. You figgered me out Daftny. :(

[Daphne]

I thought so, Pam! http://msrat.tripod.com/jpg/dino_01.gif

[kellychaos]

Back to the drawing board, I guess. I gotta wake up a lot earlier in the mornin' to fool you, I tell ya. Boy, wut was I thinkin'. You < chuckle > ... You're a clever one you are. :(

[Daphne]

<Daphne assumes old time detective voice>

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here ...

I seem to remember that <fill in the blank>Shark/Parasite claimed that he was supposedly another well liked user and that he was fooling us all with this duel persona. I guess this will be a true test of the veraqcity of that statement. Seeing that this is a "closed community" of sorts, how could he possibly come here without:

a) Someone here telling him
b) He really is a duel persona

[MK IV]

D) By a freak accident, and then accidently regestering on the firum. And then not going away. Just like I did.

[Reilly]

Actually youre all pretty damn sad. You know that yes? Yes. Good.

[MK IV]

Thank you for posting ! Come again !

[Command Prompt]

Nothing bonds a group of people like picking on the one loser that stands out.

I have made a lot of people bond. :(

[Protoclown]

I :love this thread

[DamnthatDavid]

Well, lots of people have split personalities, most of the time, one loser, and one ultra-cool. The Ultra-Cool personality stays hidden until a hot sexy girl awakens it with her seductive wiles. Now, this never really happens, seeing how the hot sexy girl is allergic to the loser personality. So the Ultra Cool Personality stay dormat forever.

[jin]

You wish darling.

[Lotida]

<Daphne assumes old time detective voice>

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here ...

I seem to remember that <fill in the blank>Shark/Parasite claimed that he was supposedly another well liked user and that he was fooling us all with this duel persona. I guess this will be a true test of the veraqcity of that statement. Seeing that this is a "closed community" of sorts, how could he possibly come here without:

a) Someone here telling him
b) He really is a duel persona

THIS is exactly why Velma and Fred had to solve all the cases!!!

[Johannas]

Hey Lotida:

Jixby is a real ass....thats funny, his haircut does look like a penis!!! Just ignore him...wait, your doing a fine job! Jixby, i think you are a funny man and you contribute alot of humor and laughter to not only these boards but I-Mockery in a whole. I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A JIXBY APPRECIATION DAY!!

Dave

[HickMan]

LOTIDA HAS CHAPPED LIPS AND EYE GUNK! YUCKY!

[UP_SHUT]

JOHANNAS AND LOTIDA SHOULD MAKE BABIES TOGETHER :)

[Jixby Phillips]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/395803/bord.jpg

[Rongi]

thats funny, his haircut does look like a penis!!