Should I marry my sister?

[Anonymous]

I mean we already got a baby and shit. So should I just marry her already? I know it would make her happy.

Do I need to go down south to do this? I figure if fags can marry, I don't see why we can't. I'm not exactly sure what the laws are regarding this.

Please advise fucktards.

[Jixby Phillips]

So sorry, I couldn't hear you over the pounding of your fathers cock in your tight little virgin asshole, while your mother puts her rotten cunt over your mouth and pisses up your nose. You're one to talk, fucktard!

[Anonymous]

The joke's on you fucktard. My dad's dead.

So you got any real advice or are you just going to engage in pointless fucktard masturbatory verbal insults?

Should I marry her or not?

[Supafly345]

JOKES ON YOU JIXXIXXIIXBY!! This inbred honkey AIN'T GOT NO FATHER!! OMG, you must feel so embarassed now.

[Jixby Phillips]

You're already fucking the little troll, so whats the point in marrying her? besides, I heard you're already engaged to a goat, fucktard.

[Anonymous]

Supafly345:Didn't say I didn't have one. Just said he's dead. Y'see unlike you, I at least knew who he was, whereas you're the one who says "Dad!" everytime you see a fucking test tube.

Jixby:Good point, but actually she's not bad looking. If she was a troll I wouldn't be fucking her in the first place. And nope no beastiality, just the incest. I'll leave the goat fucking to experts like you. And stop stealing my fucking material fucktard.

[Supafly345]

Mad Max: Fuck You

[Anonymous]

Supafly345: Just because Jixby is on the rag doesn't mean you should be hitting on me. You should be more understanding to his needs at this time. I'm sure if you just tell him you're sorry, he'll let you suck his herpes encrusted dick again.

[Jixby Phillips]

HERPES! LOL!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/madmax.txt
http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/madmax2.txt

:o

[Vhast.]

I should get with your sister instead imo

[OperationScuzBucket]

I figure if fags can marry, I don't see why we can't.

:( Actually they can't marry in the US. And our dumbass president is trying to keep it that way.

[goatwoodward]

You're already fucking the little troll, so whats the point in marrying her? besides, I heard you're already engaged to a goat, fucktard.

My mother always chastised me by saying, "They won't buy the cow if they can get the milk for free!" Thanks Mom...

[goatwoodward]

I figure if fags can marry, I don't see why we can't.

:( Actually they can't marry in the US. And our dumbass president is trying to keep it that way.

What about civil unions in Vermont? They're not recognized outside the state, but it's a start.

[O71394658]

Gays can get married in Hawaii.

[Anonymous]

Ah, but can I marry my sister in Vermont or Hawaii?

Or do we have to go to Mexico?

[Rongi]

I mean we already got a baby and shit. So should I just marry her already? I know it would make her happy.

Do I need to go down south to do this? I figure if fags can marry, I don't see why we can't. I'm not exactly sure what the laws are regarding this.

Please advise fucktards

[Anonymous]

So sorry, I couldn't hear you over the pounding of your fathers cock in your tight little virgin asshole, while your mother puts her rotten cunt over your mouth and pisses up your nose. You're one to talk fucktard!

[Rongi]

Its so obvious, I don't know why everyone liked these li'l Aryan bastards so much. They were a "Hitlerrific" toy long before swastika game boards were fashionable.

The first example of this is their clothing. They're all dressed in white in similar fashion of the KKK, they even got the white hoodlike hats for Pete's sake! Now Papa Smurf wore red, but the KKK also uses different colored sheets to signify higher rank also. Speaking of color, the Smurfs were all one color, blue. Which supports the ideology of Aryan purity, and we know that having blue eyes was an Aryan ideal so thus the blue color. Now the blond hair Aryan ideal was represented by Smurfette, speaking of which why was she the only visible female smurf?

Now there have been theories that the Smurfs were just harmless homosexuals, but the truth is far more sinister, and goes back to Nazi ideology again: A woman's place was to stay home, bare foot and pregnant to produce more soldiers for the empire. That's why you never saw any other female Smurfs, they were basically treated as property. Smurfette being the exception because she was obviously Papa Smurf's illegitamate daughter. (There were also hints of incest going on as well, similar to Hitler's relationship with his cousin)

Now let's look at the Smurf's "enemy" Gargamel. who's obviously an Anti-Semetic characature of the "evil Jew" even down to the oversized nose. Even his cat Azrael has the same name as the Angel of Death in the Islamic tradition. (Himmler actually recruited Bosnian Muslims for his SS in Yugoslavia) And Azrael also sounds a little TOO close to Israel don't you think?

Let's look at some other characters, now scapegoatism was very common in Nazi Germany and Brainy Smurf seemed to be the whipping boy in smurf society. This makes sense, intellectualism was frowned upon in Nazi Germany also, but Brainy was probably invaluable in creating new technology, so he was killed. That young human boy who was always helping the Smurfs was a perfect example of Hitler Youth. Devoted and utterly loyal to them. You might ask why that Pansy Smurf hadn't been purged, but remember Ernst Rohem was also homosexual, a high ranking Nazi and utterly ruthless. Goreing was also prone to cross dressing. So Pansy Smurf probably had some serious blackmail, and clout to insure his survival.

The Smurf society just happend to be all blue you say? Nonsense! One only has to look to their relatives, the Snorks (Who are underwater Smurfs) and see that their society consisted of many colors. They even accepted foreigners who couldn't speak English (That green honking guy). If the Snorks were an equal, democratic and capitalist society, then the Smurfs represented the National Socialist Nightmare. Evidence shows that the Smurf society was similar to the Snorks at one time, but by the time we saw them, they'd already succeeded in their holocaust and wiped out any traces of their non-blue bretathern.

The scary thing about all this is that these Smurfs were so readily accepted by the public and were considered to be "cute and nice" toys, could a revived 4th Reich been far behind? Fortunately, REAL American toys like He-man and GI Joe put a stop to this Smurfzi nonsense and kicked their blue Aryan asses.

(Sniff) God Bless America!

Next topic: Communist Plots? Crystar, Care bears and Cabbage Patch kids (CCCP!) and an interview with Hanoi Shortcake. (She DID wear a lot of red y'know)

[Professor Cool]

The joke's on you fucktard. My dad's dead.

So you got any real advice or are you just going to engage in pointless fucktard masturbatory verbal insults?

Should I marry her or not?

[Anonymous]

JOKES ON YOU JIXXIXXIIBY!! This inbred honkey AIN'T GOT NO FATHER!! OMG, you must feel so embarassed now.

[Supafly345]

Mad Max: Fuck You

[Anonymous]

Supafly345: Just because Rongi's on the rag, doesn't mean you should be hitting on me. You should be more understanding to his needs at this time. I'm sure if you tell him you're sorry, he'll let you suck his herpes encrusted dick again.

[Les Waste]

I mean we already got a baby and shit. So should I just marry her already? I know it would make her happy.

Do I need to go down south to do this? I figure if fags can marry, I don't see why we can't. I'm not exactly sure what the laws are regarding this.

Please advise fucktards.

[Rongi]

Supafly345: Just because Rongi's on the rag, doesn't mean you should be hitting on me. You should be more understanding to his needs at this time. I'm sure if you tell him you're sorry, he'll let you suck his herpes encrusted dick again.

[Anonymous]

HERPES! LOL!

[Supafly345]

Supafly345: Just because Supafly345's on the rag, doesn't mean you should be hitting on me. You should be more understanding to his needs at this time. I'm sure if you tell him you're sorry, he'll let you suck his herpes encrusted dick again.

Oh SHI-... OOPZ

[MK IV]

It wouldnt be so bad if your sister wasnt 8 years old >:

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I think he's try to be facetious MK IV, you know like Booby Wheeler from Taxi?

[Anonymous]

Oh that's no problem, she can easily pass for 10. Plus she's older than me anyway. She was the one who used to breast feed me, since my Mom was usually passed out all the time.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.tvland.com/shows/taxi/images/shows/actpic1.jpgYOUR TOTALLY MAD, MAX!!!!http://www.tvland.com/shows/taxi/images/shows/actpic1.jpg

[Anonymous]

TAXI! LOL!

[Jixby Phillips]

REMEMBER WHEN LATKA MADE COOKIES WITH COCAINE IN THEM :lol AND THE GHOST OF FAMOUS AMOS TOLD HIM TO STOP! :eek

[Les Waste]

THANK YUO BERRY MUCH :LOO

[Les Waste]

Christopher Lloyd was on Taxi, and he was also in the Back to the Future movies!

[Les Waste]

http://images.allposters.com/images/130/009_220-183.jpg

MARTY, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK. . . TO THE FUTURE!. . . AGAIN!!

[Nerd]

wtf are you going to marry her or not? >:

[Anonymous]

Nerd: Well none of these fucktards gave me any good advice except Jixby. Most of them just went on about Taxi.

I want to marry her, but I don't know where its legal. So if you have any knowledge about this I'd appreciate it. Otherwise our son is just going to continue being a bastard.

[Nerd]

Just go to international waters.

[Anonymous]

I guess I better look into a boat then, thanks for the tip!

[Nerd]

One last thing...

You two have a son? Don't inbred kids come out fucked up sometimes? Like having an arm in the wrong place, or no nose? It has something to do with the fact that the two people's genes are so much alike, it sometimes makes 'em fucked up. What about yours?

And also, how does he feel about his parents being related? I'd be pretty shocked to find out my Ma and Pa were related. o _0

[Anonymous]

Yeah we were worried about that too at first, but fortunately he turned out okay. The statistics of that happening are actually lower than you'd think. They do increase with each passing generation though. Which is why we're not going to tempt fate twice. Don't want to create a race of possible freaks here.

Considering he's only one right now, we haven't told him anything.
I suppose in the future we'll have to. Not sure of how he'll react though, too soon to tell.

[Protoclown]

HOLY COW, THIS THREAD IS SHOCKING!

[Big Papa Goat]

I think Mad Max's sister is Lotida! :eek :eek

[Professor Cool]

This got boring, I wanna talk about Taxi.

REMEMBER WHEN LATKA MADE COOKIES WITH COCAINE IN :lol THEM AND THE GHOST OF FAMOUS AMOS TOLD HIM TO STOP! :eek

Am I the only one that think Lotka is a terrorist. I didn't believe that Vic Ferrari shit for a minute.

And on a musical note, does anyone think that in that one smashing pumpkins song "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage" is about Louie DePalma?

[Emu]

Taxi was such a cool show. They should show Taxi and Charlie's Angels reruns instead of football on sundays. :(

[Supafly345]

What was the jewish guy's name again? Oh wait, I am too young to care about that.

[Skulhedface]

BLASPHEMY

[Professor Cool]

What was the jewish guy's name again? Oh wait, I am too young to care about that.

Alex

And for future reference the italian bocer guy was played by Sylvester Stallone

[Tony_Danza]

a-oh! oh-a! thatsa good show!

[Professor Cool]

OMG OMG OMG, I have to ask you this, and I know you probably get it alot, but when will I ever get a chance like this again....

Who's the Boss, Tony?

[Skulhedface]

MONA