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-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:21 AM
well well my dear mocky nenes, in this thread all your brains are invited to a party of true intelligent rudeness.
im pretty tired of those "bronx kinder" kind of insults, here´s a little list for you.
(avoid the next words or phrases at any cost, if you don´t, you will just show to everybody how much free space you have between your neurons)
Fuck (fucker, horse fucker, fuck you, fuck off etc.)
Asshole (avoid ass and it´s similar uses)
Son of (bitch, whore bla bla bla... boring)
shit (shit here, shit there)
Fag (or any "you are gay" kind of insult)
if you get the point already, there´s no need to elucidate it any further than this, if you don´t get it, please post another thread and write something about my mom and her huge tits.
NO HARD FEELINGS, FEEL FREE TO INSULT ME.
Jixby Phillips
Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:30 AM
THis post has been in my ass
DamnthatDavid
Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:47 AM
Thinking eh, now that seems a little difficult for the majority of these intelligence starved germs. You shouldn't set the goals to high for this bunch of short-bus rejects. Try asking them to complete one sentece without resorting to the barbaric trash words of the English language.
I seriously doubt that this group of simpletons can form a single complex thought.
Most of the worms here seem to have minds that have thought patterns running along ideas that involve screwing one's mother in interesting positions.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:53 AM
THis post has been in my ass
if that´s true, then you have a very creative behind.
i haven´t been there (fortunately) so i couldn´t get it from such source.
personaly i preffer to read your insults more than reading your excuses to avoid the topic itsefl (short of ideas? who knows)
Ghost of Fraiser
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:02 AM
Shut the fuck up you fucking son of a bitch. It's asshole horse fuckers like you with your all "Intellgent Talking" Bullshit. You guys are fucking fags and can go fuck off, CUNTS
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:diF7ZX1WbPEC:www.windowwoman.com/images/happy_bear.gif
Jixby Phillips
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:16 AM
go soak your head!
Ghost of Fraiser
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:20 AM
What's a refractory period?
I'll show you later!
Jixby Phillips
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:35 AM
I know very well theres no such thing as a sanity clause!
Ghost of Fraiser
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:37 AM
I thought you said santa clause, and i was gonna jump down your chimney to reassure you. My body is riddled with friction too. The thing i do for love.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:48 AM
What's a refractory period?
I'll show you later!
i heard once the phrase "the knowledge and the intelligence can´t always come together". now i understand why.
Ghost of Fraiser
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:52 AM
Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:03 AM
Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.
OK. ill try the "nickelodeon mellowdrama" next time so you can get it.
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:41 AM
chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.
Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.
So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.
Ghost of Fraiser
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:43 AM
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/gamespot/flameINC/TS20.gif
I come from PENNY ARCADE, guys!!! :lol
James
Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:58 AM
I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.
And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:09 AM
Man! if your style is so plausible, why don´t you use it here?
(this is the first time i read you.... by the way let my check your style.
chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.
Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.
So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.
.....wooow.... super original style of writing, i guess is the product of your huge amount of imagination.... can i use it??? plleeeeaaseee??
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:11 AM
chupapi: No.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:19 AM
I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.
And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.
that´s more like it, but coming from you, i expect something better.
-chupapi-
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:30 AM
chupapi: No.
:( *sigh*
Snatchtastic
Nov 3rd, 2003, 10:46 AM
my mom and her huge tits.
:eek
Protoclown
Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:27 PM
Woah there chupapi!!! You are just too "out there" for me! LOL
Big McLargehuge
Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:31 PM
I took my mouth off the barrel and said “Give me that.” I took the gun from his hand, and pointed it at my head “this is how you do it” *click*.
“Fucking thing’s not even loaded.”
DamnthatDavid
Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:20 PM
So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.
Never worked at a fast food, and I'm a toothpick. The crazy tall scrawny kid at school who talks about owning swords, knives, axes, guns and crossbows. The kind of kid who will fucking hunt you down and gut your fucking ass raped body, and then string you up with your own intestines and watch as the crows peck away at your needle sized dick.
On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park
Perndog
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:20 PM
You didn't include my favorite word.
You whore. >:
kellychaos
Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:38 PM
Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.
Jixby Phillips
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:02 PM
HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:
BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU :lol
OH WAIT NEVERMIND ITS NOT NEW KELLYCHAOS HAS BEEN DOING IT SINCE FEBRUARY :lol
Rez
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:10 PM
I HATE YOU
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:14 PM
chupapi and DamnthatDavid: Look you Columbine rejects, both of you fucktards ain't tough, your mommies probably still hold your hands when you take a fucking piss. Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.
So take your water guns and your jack off fantasies about shooting everyone at your high school and just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Actually you fucktards could do one Columbine thing though, shoot yourselves in the fucking head and get your pathetic life of blowing fags in public bathrooms over with.
kellychaos
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:49 PM
Squeegie boy, is that you?
Rongi
Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:55 PM
pathetic life of blowing fags
Yeah guys, smoking is bad.
Esuohlim
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:02 PM
I like how Mad Max puts the name followed by a colon to ensure that everyone gets their own unique insult that fits them the best, and that there are no mix-ups as to who gets which one.
kellychaos
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:06 PM
I like how he cleverly hides his inability to master the "quote" function. :)
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:07 PM
Esuohlim: You mean like this?
kellychaos: No.
Evil Empire Enterprises
Where our motto is every fucktard deserves a colon.
kellychaos
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:11 PM
And some a colonostomy. That "addressing by name" thing never loses the funny. Keep up the good work! :)
Esuohlim
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:14 PM
Hey Mad Max, say something to me again, but just remember to make sure to address it to me to keep the confusion down to an absolute minimum.
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:18 PM
kellychaos: Why the hell would I want to quote you fucktards, and ruin my flawless posts with your fucktard shit?
Evil Empire Enterprises
Putting fucktards in their place since 1879.
Evil Robot
Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:47 PM
Occupation: Destroyer of Worlds
Interests: Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women
Boy mad max, you sure do sound hardcore! Do you play many role playing games? I sure would like to meet you and play D&D! I enjoy destroying worlds and hearing women lament! Your profile gives the illusion that you are strong, both physicaly and mentaly and that you are truly a leader among men, WHO NEVER GOES OUTSIDE OR OTHERWISE NEVER GETS AWAY FROM THIER COMPUTER.
Elitest dork, go fix some networks or something.
Big Papa Goat
Nov 3rd, 2003, 08:05 PM
Mad Max: :lol
:lol :Mad Max
Lotida
Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:10 PM
Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.
You've got me on your mind, haven't you? :)
DamnthatDavid
Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:34 PM
Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.
Nah, I sat at the table of Social Oddities. Wouldn't say rejects, for some reason, people liked that Hardcore Leperchan Zeke.
We sat around all lunch making fun of each other and of everyone else.
But you Mr. Max, sound like you have a skeward inner eye, you have made 2 predictions of what I am, and what I have done so far, and are wrong on both accounts. But to save you the trouble of your next prediction. Yes, I have fucked your Mom.
Long, hard, in the ear, in the eye, in that beautiful ass in the sky.
Anonymous
Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:48 PM
On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:59 PM
I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.
Anonymous
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:00 AM
The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:
DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida
DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.
Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.
You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.
Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.
Evil Empire Enterprises
Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!
Anonymous
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:00 AM
shut the fuck up.
Sorry, that wasn't intended for you, max. I'll give you a colon when the time comes.
DamnthatDavid
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:14 AM
Yes, I have fucked your Mom.
The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger
I never said it was a future prediction. Who the hell do you think your real Daddy is?
Now Son, about this random rage which consumes you, aye, it runs through the family. Luckly, for you, the rage seems to be mellowed by that Gay influence with the "father" you grew up with.
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:22 AM
When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:25 AM
I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/
Big Papa Goat
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:34 AM
The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:
DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida
DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.
Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.
You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.
Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.
Evil Empire Enterprises
Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!
Wheres my fuckin colon bitch! AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT A DICK IN IT!
DamnthatDavid
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:37 AM
When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?
Just a couple of days ago, ain't ya glad :party
Skulhedface
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:38 AM
This thread offends my sense of good taste.
I hope the internet explodes in your face.
I'm a poet and didn't even know it. ;)
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:38 AM
I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/
Ah, you must have been just as forgettable back then.
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:43 AM
Quite possibly, however, I had a good time listening to people complain about how everything in their life sucked...
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:46 AM
What was your name on the old boards?
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:48 AM
DeceptionX
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:53 AM
Never heard of ya. But I never really read the goth board.
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:55 AM
I loved the goth board... Especially the goth poetry... It always made me laugh... And the pics some people would post... Those were very entertaining. I spent a bit of time in a couple of other topics, but I don't really remember much about them
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 12:58 AM
That's great...are all your posts going to be as pointless as everything you've posted so far?
quote line from tv show, laff
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:05 AM
Well, in these topics, where there isn't much to talk about, and many other people ramble about nonsense, I believe I shall do the same. However, in topics that are actually interesting, I tend to share my opinion... Until then.. I just say little remarks.
Protoclown
Nov 4th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Go hang out on the "Scenes" board then. I don't read that one and I don't want to be bothered with skipping over all your posts.
-chupapi-
Nov 4th, 2003, 03:04 AM
Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.
your avatar is enough to offend me in several ways, congratulations!
-chupapi-
Nov 4th, 2003, 03:10 AM
HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:
BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU :lol
i hope it works for you.
-chupapi-
Nov 4th, 2003, 03:13 AM
I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.
say! we have some material here!
-chupapi-
Nov 4th, 2003, 03:24 AM
This thread offends my sense of good taste.
I hope the internet explodes in your face.
I'm a poet and didn't even know it. ;)
short but nice... give me more!
Jixby Phillips
Nov 4th, 2003, 02:59 PM
HOLY FUCK, DID YOU JUST TAKE SOMETHING I SAID AND TURN IT AROUND AND MAKE IT AN INSULT ABOUT ME??? :eek :eek
kellychaos
Nov 4th, 2003, 03:31 PM
Never heard of ya! Next!!
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