new ways to offend

[-chupapi-]

well well my dear mocky nenes, in this thread all your brains are invited to a party of true intelligent rudeness.

im pretty tired of those "bronx kinder" kind of insults, here´s a little list for you.


(avoid the next words or phrases at any cost, if you don´t, you will just show to everybody how much free space you have between your neurons)


Fuck (fucker, horse fucker, fuck you, fuck off etc.)

Asshole (avoid ass and it´s similar uses)

Son of (bitch, whore bla bla bla... boring)

shit (shit here, shit there)

Fag (or any "you are gay" kind of insult)


if you get the point already, there´s no need to elucidate it any further than this, if you don´t get it, please post another thread and write something about my mom and her huge tits.



NO HARD FEELINGS, FEEL FREE TO INSULT ME.

[Jixby Phillips]

THis post has been in my ass

[DamnthatDavid]

Thinking eh, now that seems a little difficult for the majority of these intelligence starved germs. You shouldn't set the goals to high for this bunch of short-bus rejects. Try asking them to complete one sentece without resorting to the barbaric trash words of the English language.
I seriously doubt that this group of simpletons can form a single complex thought.
Most of the worms here seem to have minds that have thought patterns running along ideas that involve screwing one's mother in interesting positions.

[-chupapi-]

THis post has been in my ass

if that´s true, then you have a very creative behind.
i haven´t been there (fortunately) so i couldn´t get it from such source.
personaly i preffer to read your insults more than reading your excuses to avoid the topic itsefl (short of ideas? who knows)

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Shut the fuck up you fucking son of a bitch. It's asshole horse fuckers like you with your all "Intellgent Talking" Bullshit. You guys are fucking fags and can go fuck off, CUNTS

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:diF7ZX1WbPEC:www.windowwoman.com/images/happy_bear.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

go soak your head!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

What's a refractory period?

I'll show you later!

[Jixby Phillips]

I know very well theres no such thing as a sanity clause!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I thought you said santa clause, and i was gonna jump down your chimney to reassure you. My body is riddled with friction too. The thing i do for love.

[-chupapi-]

What's a refractory period?

I'll show you later!

i heard once the phrase "the knowledge and the intelligence can´t always come together". now i understand why.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.

[-chupapi-]

Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.


OK. ill try the "nickelodeon mellowdrama" next time so you can get it.

[Anonymous]

chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/gamespot/flameINC/TS20.gif

I come from PENNY ARCADE, guys!!! :lol

[James]

I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.

And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.

[-chupapi-]

Man! if your style is so plausible, why don´t you use it here?
(this is the first time i read you.... by the way let my check your style.
chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.


.....wooow.... super original style of writing, i guess is the product of your huge amount of imagination.... can i use it??? plleeeeaaseee??

[Anonymous]

chupapi: No.

[-chupapi-]

I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.

And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.

that´s more like it, but coming from you, i expect something better.

[-chupapi-]

chupapi: No.

:( *sigh*

[Snatchtastic]

my mom and her huge tits.

:eek

[Protoclown]

Woah there chupapi!!! You are just too "out there" for me! LOL

[Big McLargehuge]

I took my mouth off the barrel and said “Give me that.” I took the gun from his hand, and pointed it at my head “this is how you do it” *click*.
“Fucking thing’s not even loaded.”

[DamnthatDavid]

So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.

Never worked at a fast food, and I'm a toothpick. The crazy tall scrawny kid at school who talks about owning swords, knives, axes, guns and crossbows. The kind of kid who will fucking hunt you down and gut your fucking ass raped body, and then string you up with your own intestines and watch as the crows peck away at your needle sized dick.

On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park

[Perndog]

You didn't include my favorite word.

You whore. >:

[kellychaos]

Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.

[Jixby Phillips]

HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:

BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU :lol

OH WAIT NEVERMIND ITS NOT NEW KELLYCHAOS HAS BEEN DOING IT SINCE FEBRUARY :lol

[Rez]

I HATE YOU

[Anonymous]

chupapi and DamnthatDavid: Look you Columbine rejects, both of you fucktards ain't tough, your mommies probably still hold your hands when you take a fucking piss. Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.

So take your water guns and your jack off fantasies about shooting everyone at your high school and just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Actually you fucktards could do one Columbine thing though, shoot yourselves in the fucking head and get your pathetic life of blowing fags in public bathrooms over with.

[kellychaos]

Squeegie boy, is that you?

[Rongi]

pathetic life of blowing fags

Yeah guys, smoking is bad.

[Esuohlim]

I like how Mad Max puts the name followed by a colon to ensure that everyone gets their own unique insult that fits them the best, and that there are no mix-ups as to who gets which one.

[kellychaos]

I like how he cleverly hides his inability to master the "quote" function. :)

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: You mean like this?

kellychaos: No.


Evil Empire Enterprises

Where our motto is every fucktard deserves a colon.

[kellychaos]

And some a colonostomy. That "addressing by name" thing never loses the funny. Keep up the good work! :)

[Esuohlim]

Hey Mad Max, say something to me again, but just remember to make sure to address it to me to keep the confusion down to an absolute minimum.

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: Why the hell would I want to quote you fucktards, and ruin my flawless posts with your fucktard shit?

Evil Empire Enterprises

Putting fucktards in their place since 1879.

[Evil Robot]

Occupation: Destroyer of Worlds
Interests: Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women
Boy mad max, you sure do sound hardcore! Do you play many role playing games? I sure would like to meet you and play D&D! I enjoy destroying worlds and hearing women lament! Your profile gives the illusion that you are strong, both physicaly and mentaly and that you are truly a leader among men, WHO NEVER GOES OUTSIDE OR OTHERWISE NEVER GETS AWAY FROM THIER COMPUTER.
Elitest dork, go fix some networks or something.

[Big Papa Goat]

Mad Max: :lol
:lol :Mad Max

[Lotida]

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

You've got me on your mind, haven't you? :)

[DamnthatDavid]

Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.

Nah, I sat at the table of Social Oddities. Wouldn't say rejects, for some reason, people liked that Hardcore Leperchan Zeke.
We sat around all lunch making fun of each other and of everyone else.

But you Mr. Max, sound like you have a skeward inner eye, you have made 2 predictions of what I am, and what I have done so far, and are wrong on both accounts. But to save you the trouble of your next prediction. Yes, I have fucked your Mom.
Long, hard, in the ear, in the eye, in that beautiful ass in the sky.

[Anonymous]

On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park
OH MY GOD!!!!!!

[Sicktodeathmx]

I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.

[Anonymous]

The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.


Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!

[Anonymous]

shut the fuck up.

Sorry, that wasn't intended for you, max. I'll give you a colon when the time comes.

[DamnthatDavid]

Yes, I have fucked your Mom.

The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger

I never said it was a future prediction. Who the hell do you think your real Daddy is?

Now Son, about this random rage which consumes you, aye, it runs through the family. Luckly, for you, the rage seems to be mellowed by that Gay influence with the "father" you grew up with.

[Protoclown]

When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?

[Sicktodeathmx]

I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/

[Big Papa Goat]

The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.


Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!

Wheres my fuckin colon bitch! AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT A DICK IN IT!

[DamnthatDavid]

When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?

Just a couple of days ago, ain't ya glad :party

[Skulhedface]

This thread offends my sense of good taste.

I hope the internet explodes in your face.

I'm a poet and didn't even know it. ;)

[Protoclown]

I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/

Ah, you must have been just as forgettable back then.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Quite possibly, however, I had a good time listening to people complain about how everything in their life sucked...

[Protoclown]

What was your name on the old boards?

[Sicktodeathmx]

DeceptionX

[Protoclown]

Never heard of ya. But I never really read the goth board.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I loved the goth board... Especially the goth poetry... It always made me laugh... And the pics some people would post... Those were very entertaining. I spent a bit of time in a couple of other topics, but I don't really remember much about them

[Protoclown]

That's great...are all your posts going to be as pointless as everything you've posted so far?

quote line from tv show, laff

[Sicktodeathmx]

Well, in these topics, where there isn't much to talk about, and many other people ramble about nonsense, I believe I shall do the same. However, in topics that are actually interesting, I tend to share my opinion... Until then.. I just say little remarks.

[Protoclown]

Go hang out on the "Scenes" board then. I don't read that one and I don't want to be bothered with skipping over all your posts.

[-chupapi-]

Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.

your avatar is enough to offend me in several ways, congratulations!

[-chupapi-]

HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:

BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU :lol


i hope it works for you.

[-chupapi-]

I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.

say! we have some material here!

[-chupapi-]

This thread offends my sense of good taste.

I hope the internet explodes in your face.

I'm a poet and didn't even know it. ;)

short but nice... give me more!

[Jixby Phillips]

HOLY FUCK, DID YOU JUST TAKE SOMETHING I SAID AND TURN IT AROUND AND MAKE IT AN INSULT ABOUT ME??? :eek :eek

[kellychaos]

Never heard of ya! Next!!