MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[mburbank]

The thing about this whole banner dust up is not that W. once again lied, not that he tried to pin the blame on the navy, not that no one in the Navy is willing to support his claim that the banner was their idea, not that Mclellan had to publicly admit the banner was produced by the white house, not that Bush was wrong about his advancemen who had been planning the event for days, not that when message banners visible behind the presdient during all photo ops are a standard procedure for his advance team and he expectd the public to think this one time the message banner was just a co-inky-dink.

The thing is, the distatseful thing, is how snarky, whiny and unmanly W. was in answering the question.

Which is why his folks don't want the poor bastard off book and why he gives less press conference than any modern president. Off the cuff he comes across as just what he is. A privilidged whiny preppie who took to playing good 'ol boy to mask the fact that he wasn't anywhere near as smart as your average priviliged whiny preppie.

I never could have imagined saying this about... well... anyone, but Junior isn't half the man his father was.

[VinceZeb]

*gives baby Max his rattle and bottle*

Could you come off any more like a whiner?

[Emu]

http://www.mywastedyouth.com/ohsnap.gif

[Big Papa Goat]

SNAP! :(

[Jeanette X]

What the hell is that picture from, anyway?... :confused

[The One and Only...]

Some guy had it in his sig at MTVHell for a long time...

[mburbank]

*puts something between two stars to indicate a phyical action in the trademark manner of huge fucking internet dorks everywhere*


Hey, Vinth, could you be more of a huge fucking internet dork?

[Protoclown]

:lol

[VinceZeb]

Hope you didn't strain yourself thinking of that witty comeback, Max.

[mburbank]

Original thought comes as easily to me as cutting and pasting images created by other people does to you.

[VinceZeb]

Original thought comes as easily to me as cutting and pasting images created by other people does to you.

If that is the case then you probably should check your nose to see if it is bleeding after that funny response.

[mburbank]

Anyone who has a clue as to what that last jibe means, chime in.

Here's my guess. I'd get a nose bleed from the train, becuase I must have meant my jokes don't come easily, becuase he created that democratic baby logo himself.


I'm sure that graphic was right under his submarine letter.

[Brandon]

Anyone who has a clue as to what that last jibe means, chime in.
When I saw the word "nose" I figured he was heading in the direction of another Jew remark, but.. no..

I'm stumped.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I believe what he is trying to say is that when he does something that requires very little effort (to a normal person), like cutting and pasting, it causes so much strain on him that he gets a nosebleed. So by you saying it is as difficult for you to come up with an original idea as it is for him to cut and paste something he thought that you put as much strain on yourself as he does and as a result you got a bloody nose. Or maybe he’s just retarded and that comment made no sense.

[Zosimus]

why do you do it vince? What is this childish take you have on subjects you don't like? Most all your comments are of the most ignorant kind...it is humorous to see that someone, such as yourself, hasn't been banned here!!
In terms of your abilities to discuss, argue and set precidence for intelligent conversations I would have thought that your "master" had tought you better!!!
You are a very bored child who needs to get some positive stimuli> Now, hurry up and run off! With that "condition" of yours, I am quite sure that out there in the great somewhere, is a BIG, FAT needle screaming just to be plunged in you!

Can you post something with relevance to Max's subject, or are you going to troll your way through this one too? :rolleyes

[VinceZeb]

Zos, the only thing I'd like to post is a simple message:

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me. I don't know how the whore got my cell phone number, but she needs to quit calling me every fucking hour on the hour of every day.

[The One and Only...]

I think Vince is an MuP of burbank.

[VinceZeb]

Nope, sorry. I'm a real person.

[pjalne]

http://www.mywastedyouth.com/ohsnap.gif

*gives baby Max his rattle and bottle*

Could you come off any more like a whiner?

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me.

Mostly convicted rapists named Bubba.

No, Goat, I don't believe I have ever received a call from your father.

When did Vince turn into negro Chandler, king of one-liners?

[mburbank]

"Nope, sorry. I'm a real person."
Vinth



I'm sorry you're a real person too. Oh, SNAP!

I knw Vinth won't get that joke, so here's one he's more likely to appreciatte.


Hey, Vinth, stop trying to fuck! Your cock doesn't work! And the women in your family all want me to fuck them and pay for it so they will have money to buy drugs but I won't becuase they are all ugly and I could get a whore disease off them!

[Protoclown]

:lol

[Zosimus]

Zos, the only thing I'd like to post is a simple message:

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me. I don't know how the whore got my cell phone number, but she needs to quit calling me every fucking hour on the hour of every day.

AWWW! You are so cute! How could any woman resist you with such schmoozy lines cummin out of your mouth?! You make me so jealous...

In fact, give ME your number and I'll cum right by to deal with your cute ass BIG BOY! :orgasm

[ranxer]

was there a topic here?

has anyone ever been banned from I-mock?

i hope not.. and hope no one does.. i don't mind skipping drivel :)

[mburbank]

The topic had to do with W's, if I may borrow a term here, 'pussified' response to a reporters questiin ragarding the banner on the USS lincoln directly behind the president during his speech declaring major combat over in Iraq. It read 'Mission Accomplished'. Bush claimed, rather peevishly, that the banner belonged to the navy and reffered to the Lincolns Mission.

The press secretary later had to admit that the banner was manufactured by the white house and transported to the Lincoln by the whitehouse, but hung by sailors. The whitehouse should not be held responsible for things they make and transport which Sailors then hang up.

I was pointing out that what really bothered me personally about the incident was not the banner or the prevarication, or even the by niow typical Bush finger pointing and blame shifting, it was the presidents use of Clintonian parsing. This banner wasn't our idea, it was the Navies.

[The One and Only...]

Sounds like quite the nitpick.

[mburbank]

It is a nitpick. All personality analysis is nitpicking. Do I think this particular example of his whinyness is damaging? Not at all. But this reflexive, snarky, pussified, it-ain't-never-mah-fault, dumbass preppie pretending to be a good o'l boy, nitpicky as it may be, is one of the many, many, many, many reasons I think W is a sack of crap who's only where he is because his dad was President and his friends are rich.

Now the fact that a guy like that is President at a time like this... well, that isn't nitpicking. Screw the banner. It's what the reaction shows you about the man that concernss me.

[The One and Only...]

I don't picture you making as big a deal out of Clinton's reaction to being confronted with his bj as you did this...

[ranxer]

oh yea burb, i thought this was funny because bush spoke again when he didnt know what he was talking about.. just another case of him not being informed.. i'm sure there's plenty he's deliberately not informed about. i kinda ignored this whole who did what about the banner story..

actually i thought i was in the 'remember when clinton pussyfied thread thing' i still don't know how that had to do with clinton.

[mburbank]

No, but my viceral disgust was pretty much the same over the "It depends on what 'is' is." bullshit, and the idea that Clinton hadn't 'techincally' lied becuase getting a blow job didn't meet his deffinition of Sexual relations.

Clintons adultery is none of my business and W. can hang any stupid ass banner he wants, but neither one of them has a spine when it comes to taking responsability.

I should make "I hated Clinton" part of my damn signature so you mooks will remember it. Nowhere near as much as I hate W, but then I hate W. more than I did his dad and Reagan and even my youthful recollection of Nixon. But that's like saying just because I hate Aids means I'm in favor of getting hit by a bus.

[The One and Only...]

You hated Reagan?

[VinceZeb]

Reagan defeated the Commies. Of course Max would curse his name.

[VinceZeb]

...I'm in favor of getting hit by a bus.

We can dream.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

What the fuck is a catholic samurai?

[Big Papa Goat]

I think he has a description of it on his site.

[kahljorn]

That gives me a mental picture of people who are born into Christianity and grow up learning the way of the Biblethumper.

[Zhukov]

Don't samurais commit suicide!?

Reagan defeated the Commies.
God damn it , he did too. If it wasn't for Reagan we would have been enslaving you americans as we speak. All his plans plans to bankrupt the USSR worked!

[mburbank]

Only if they're dishonered. Which requires self awareness. Which lets Vinthy boy right out of the picture.

And of course I hated Reagan. But nowhere near as much as I hate W. Reagan was just bumbling through early stage Alsheimers, and he wasn't mean per se, just detatched. W.'s only brain issue is being bone stupid and he's a weasely son of a bitch.

Reagan 'won the cold war' by engaging the soviets in an arms race and bankrupting them by getting them to spend most of the GNP in war on Afghanistan. Kind of like what Al Quaeda is doing to us right now.

[The One and Only...]

I'm not talking about the "Cold War" thing. His tactics on winning that would probably be my major complaint about him. Well, that and the fact that he put a really big New Right, neoconservative spin on the direction of the Republican Party... but that, however, I consider necessary for the time when he was president.

What I'm asking is why did you *hate* Reagan, not which parts of Reagan's presidency did you dislike? Surely a man that had taxes cut and revenues doubled during his reign deserves some respect among liberals and conservatives alike. Granted, tax cuts do tend to lower revenues rather than raise them, but still...

[mburbank]

"homeless by choice", Ketchup as a vegetable, Trees causing pollution, American Indians as non citizens, Mr T. sitting on Nancy's lap, The story about not being able to go out for magazines that he gave every single interview, the annecdotes that could never be traced because they were made up, the annecdotes that turned out to have come from war movies, the annecdote about the ball turret gunner that he continued to use even after it turned out it only ever happend in a movie, James Watt, sending the ayatollah a bible and a cake, Iran Contra, his refusal to ever admit there had been a weapons for hostages trade, the fewest # of press conferences (until W., that is) , "I can't recall" as the answer to every question about Iran Contra, Calling Oliver North a "Real American Hero" , Ed Meese, Poindexter, thinking Nuclear missiles could be recalled after having been fired, Star wars, Making it acceptable for a dumb person to be president, Making it acceptable for a crappy B actopr to be president, Making it acceptable for an ex FBI stool pigeon to be president, not believing anyone in Ameica went hungry, Being agaist the Brady bill until he was out of office at which point he supported it, Laying a wreath on the grave of SS soldiers at Bitttburgh despite Elie Wiesel begging him not to, claiming he didn't go to church becuase he posed too much of a threat to others but not holding services at the white house either, selling thesolar panels off the whitehouse roof for a dollar a piece, "The Bombing Begins in Five Minutes", etc. etc. etc. You read about it. I was there.

[Zhukov]

"...Karl Marx was right."

President Reagan: Speech to the House of Commons, June 8, 1982.


HEY MAX, CONTRA WERE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

[kellychaos]

I think Vince is an MuP of burbank.

The Burbank is even more brilliant than my original assessment.