THINGS MY 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER CORDELIA SAID THIS HALLOWEEN

[mburbank]

'HEY YOU FRIGGIN' PEOPLE! COME GET SOME OF OUR FRIGGIN' CANDY!"

[mburbank]

"I just made a fake burp for you."

[mburbank]

"I SAID 'thank you, happy HALLOWEEN!"

[!!!!]

was she a costume

i think a good costume to be would be a costume, like badly sewn together polyester and a mask. you know

unless you were born like that

[kellychaos]

I think that you should wear the flammeable factory costume rejects and chain-smoke a pack of Marlboros! >:

[mburbank]

!!!! has been here a long time. More importantly she is of the Moxie. Don't mess with her.

Cordie dressed up in that costume of that girl. The one with the hair. She got a lot of those candy bars with the chocolate and also some of those other candies.

[Jixby Phillips]

She dressed like Marlo Thomas? You should have been like, "dude, NOBODY will get that"

[pissed off salesman]

I dressed up as leatherface (the good one, not the 2003 asshole one) and some dickhead said "Oh yeah I saw that movie last week at the beacon it was a total rip-off off of freddy vs. jason." I swear I wanted to kill him, and eat his house.

[Drev]

Eat his house? Damn you must be a fat fuck.

[pissed off salesman]

No, not really I am a girlish 120 lbs.

[O71394658]

At my house, you can't say anything because you're afraid that the crowds of uncostumed black people will pull out a gun at any moment.

[Drev]

oh.

So are you like that skinny ass Japanese guy who could eat an endless amount of hot dogs, but still be a skinny fuck?

[pissed off salesman]

exactly.

[mburbank]

Wow. What can I say? You guys actually did ruin this thread. Congratulations. You're beyond irony.

[Evil Robot]

Max should have moderator status dammit.

[Snatchtastic]

and some dickhead said "Oh yeah I saw that movie last week at the beacon it was a total rip-off off of freddy vs. jason."

Did you destroy him where he stood with your chainsaw?

[mburbank]

the last thing I want is moderator status.



Oh, wait, the last thing I want is Elephantiasis.


The second to last thing I want is moderator status.

[Protoclown]

I only moderate in moderation :(

[Les Waste]

Nathaniel Hawthorne gets banned and all his posts get deleted because he posted three times, yet bumblefucks ruin perfectly good burbank threads without any fear of repercussion.

I'm gonna throw a hissy fit. >:

[whoreable]

That was bullshit. I would never do a thing like that casue I am a good mod.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=7427&start=0

[Protoclown]

I have personally never banned anyone.

[mburbank]

How's the Elephantiasis, though?