FUN PICTURES!

[James]

OKAY SO LET'S START HAVING SOME FUN HERE OKAY SO LIKE WE'RE GOING TO POST PICTURES THAT ARE JUST REALLY AWESOME.

They can't be photoshopped though. They have to be real pictures that have not been alterred. Otherwise they aren't truly awesome.

This picture is awesome:
http://www.nauticom.net/www/menchyk/plungers.jpg

[James]

This picture made me think of Jixby and Wreck, who are both awesome.

http://www.rock-salt-nails.com/photos/groin.jpg

[James]

This guy's a wrestler, and his name is Mike Awesome. That counts as an awesome picture. And it's fun that he's hitting that other guy.

http://www.spikedudley.net/awesome.jpg

[Rongi]

http://www.tamu.edu/vpa/images/funday/fun%20day-childrens%20area.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~duck18.gif

[kellychaos]

http://www.cardsshoppe.com/cards/5125TY.jpg

[James]

You fuckers all ruined this thread. Not one of those pics is awesome. >:

Close this thread. It's ruined, and should not be encouraged with more posts.

[Drev]

NO JAMES! :(

REVIVE THIS THREAD WITH YOUR AWSOMNESS! :(

HAVE MORE HOPE!

[NIGhtMAre]

>: are you the awsome judge or something?

[Emu]

http://www.catcam.com/gallery/athena-beowulf-tail.jpg

>: THE THREAD HAS BEEN SAVED

[Mike]

This is a truck using a log instead of a wheel.

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/problem_truck.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.liacs.nl/home/mlew/funny.faces.jpg

SEARCHING FUNNY INTO GOOGLE IS AWEOMMES.

[pissed off salesman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/kinomach/untitled.JPG

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/440780/YOMOMMA.jpg

[Evil Robot]

http://www.pageweb.com/minpins/autopage/photos/Gingerx.jpg

NOBODY HERE HAS ANY IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING. I FIND YOU GUILTY OF IMCOMPETENCE.

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/440780/squishGray.jpg

Poor Kitty....


Drool....

[whoreable]

SORRY GUYS THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED :picklehat

[Drev]

But I replied in it! :O

[whoreable]

IVE TAKEN THE FREEDOM TO BAN YOU AS WELL. HAVE A NICE LIFE

[whoreable]

WELL GUYS GOOD NEWS! I HAD THIS CONVERSATION AND I DECIDED TO UNLOCK THE THREAD!




SicK To DeAth mX: hi
SicK To DeAth mX: I just joined I-mockery... i was going to see if my pic posts bothered you
GazeboStealer: what now?
SicK To DeAth mX: huh?
SicK To DeAth mX: oh.... i posted the pic yo momma has a hideabed and the bonsai kitten
SicK To DeAth mX: i was wondering if that was one of the reasons you locked the thread
GazeboStealer: That was a major contributor!
SicK To DeAth mX: really?
SicK To DeAth mX: what kind of pics did you want?
SicK To DeAth mX: that was a real pic
SicK To DeAth mX: the hideabed thing
GazeboStealer: Some people find those kinda things a bit offensive!
SicK To DeAth mX: really?
SicK To DeAth mX: i thought that you could voice your opinion on the message boards though
SicK To DeAth mX: i am sorry i made you angry
GazeboStealer: Thats ok I forgive you
SicK To DeAth mX: heh, thanks
SicK To DeAth mX: so are you a moderator?
GazeboStealer: We just try to respect others feelings at i-mockery.net
SicK To DeAth mX: yeah, i see that
SicK To DeAth mX: but the hideabed... i didn't think that was offensive... especially consiering mockery let me post a pic of a dead mexican woman
SicK To DeAth mX: i actually asked him though
SicK To DeAth mX: i didn't wanna piss anyone off
SicK To DeAth mX: he said i could
GazeboStealer: Thats very considerate of you!
GazeboStealer: You have a real future at I-mockery.net
SicK To DeAth mX: yeah, well, i am new to this forum.. i was around back when there was the anti-goth, anti-raver thing
SicK To DeAth mX: lol, are you serious? or are you being sarcastic?
SicK To DeAth mX: mock lemme know most were pretty sarcastic
GazeboStealer: I am a pretty serious person on I-mockery.net
SicK To DeAth mX: yeah, but you aren't a mod or anything?
GazeboStealer: What are you trying to say?
SicK To DeAth mX: well, yo usaid you banned him.. but if you arent a mod.. how did you do that?
GazeboStealer: Don't worry that ruffian has been banned
GazeboStealer: by my hands!
SicK To DeAth mX: lol
SicK To DeAth mX: he didn't seem to mean any harm
GazeboStealer: I think he was a dangerous hacker, we have to be very careful about thsoe thinks at I-mockery.net
SicK To DeAth mX: yeah
GazeboStealer: awww poor drev msged me and asked to be unbanned
GazeboStealer: I decided to give him another chance,
SicK To DeAth mX: did you unban him?
SicK To DeAth mX: ah that's nice of you
GazeboStealer: Yes. Like the good book says, you should always forgive people
SicK To DeAth mX: yeah, heh
GazeboStealer: Well enjoy your future posting experience at I-mockery.net! Just remeber always respect others!
SicK To DeAth mX: thanks, i will!

[Schimid]

:)

[Jeanette X]

http://www.roysephotos.com/ohioscans/weasel.jpg

[Psycho Squid]

YOU ARE THE BEST MOD EVER WHOREABLE :) :) :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

Bizarrroooooooo.. Sorry... Just saw your sig... I'm helping! Bizaro I love you! Bizaro... I am a loser... Sigh...

[Schimid]

JUST SHUT UP.

[whoreable]

Please be considerate Schimid.

If only you could be so polite!

SicK To DeAth mX: one more q?
SicK To DeAth mX: what kind of pics do you want posted?
GazeboStealer: Yes?
SicK To DeAth mX: i have a lot of really funny things to post
SicK To DeAth mX: but I didn't know if you just wanted animals
GazeboStealer: Just use your best judgment
SicK To DeAth mX: okie dokie!

Get a clue all you other people, and follow this example!

[Schimid]

Oh, dear me, I apologize. It seems my scallywag of a brother has discovered my word of pass!

[whoreable]

Oh Dear! I will change it and email you the new pass.

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: hi
afterbirthFACE: asl?
SicK To DeAth mX: um.... why?
SicK To DeAth mX: 19/f
SicK To DeAth mX: do i know you?
afterbirthFACE: DO YOU HAVE PICTURES? ;-)
SicK To DeAth mX: Quite possibly... Where did you find my sn?
afterbirthFACE: THE INTERNET, DUH!
SicK To DeAth mX: But I don't have aim.... so where did you find me?
afterbirthFACE: AOL DIRECTORY ;-)
SicK To DeAth mX: I've got a pretty little mouth, underneath all the foaming...
SicK To DeAth mX: go to pics
SicK To DeAth mX: then why are you on aim?
afterbirthFACE: YOU EXCEEDED YOUR LIMIT, YO
SicK To DeAth mX: sorry... i have a stalker right now
SicK To DeAth mX: damnit
SicK To DeAth mX: so where are you from?
SicK To DeAth mX: what is your name?
afterbirthFACE: O.J.
SicK To DeAth mX: Ah... that's nice
afterbirthFACE: SAMPSON
SicK To DeAth mX: lol
afterbirthFACE: REALLY >:
afterbirthFACE: I AM FROM NIGER
SicK To DeAth mX: that's not nice monkey?
afterbirthFACE: ARE YOU CALLING ME A ******?
afterbirthFACE: I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO RACISM
SicK To DeAth mX: lol
SicK To DeAth mX: I am black
afterbirthFACE: NO YOU ARENT
SicK To DeAth mX: yes... yes i am
afterbirthFACE: YOU ARE WHITE AS FLOUR
SicK To DeAth mX: how would you know otherwise?
afterbirthFACE: I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, ROOFL
afterbirthFACE: LOL JK!
SicK To DeAth mX: Hm... I see
SicK To DeAth mX: so how do you know i am very white?
afterbirthFACE: YOU JUST SAID
afterbirthFACE: OH YEAH, POINT ONE FOR O.J.
SicK To DeAth mX: point one?
SicK To DeAth mX: lovely
SicK To DeAth mX: so um... yeah...
afterbirthFACE: R U NAKED?
SicK To DeAth mX: nope
SicK To DeAth mX: i am clothed
SicK To DeAth mX: did someone send you?
afterbirthFACE: WTF
afterbirthFACE: THIS CONVO IS WIRED

[whoreable]

If I could ban you from aim capn crunch I would, but instead I will have to settle for banning you from this board.


BANNED.

Aim me if you really wanna get serious and stop being a jerk!

[Schimid]

Good show! :posh

[Schimid]

Oh dear me! :faint

These events took place after my brother had invaded my own privacy.

Sicktodeath mx - Whimper....

Schimid - So very sorry, that was my hooligan brother just home from a rousing game of "soccer" as you Americans call it. It shant occur again!

Sicktodeath mx - No prob babe :D

Schimid - Well, I never!

What is this "babe" you speak of?! For if it is none other than that intrepid swine, I will have you hung by your tendrils!

Sicktodeath mx - Nonsense! I meant it in a nice fashion! Kinda like monkey?

Schimid - I AM APALLED!

I will have to take this up with administrator Whoreable!

Even after this horrible incident, I got another message questioning your own authority.

AND LOOK AT THIS.

:-P

I DEMAND A NEW GLASS OF CHAM-PAN-YE.

I REQUEST HER IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THESE BOARDS!

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/bc3dx-10.jpg
Bunny

[Sicktodeathmx]

I wonder why he decided to harass me... That's odd... Maybe he will also become a stalker... Sigh...

[Sicktodeathmx]

OK... He pmed me first... Oh well... monkey monkey monkey... Monkey Vs. Robot...

[whoreable]

Come on guys you stop bothering her! You are really freaking her out!

SicK To DeAth mX: hi again
SicK To DeAth mX: did you ban that guy fo real?
SicK To DeAth mX: he kept asking me to take naked pics of myself
SicK To DeAth mX: it was quite skeery
GazeboStealer: I took care of him!
SicK To DeAth mX: thanks
SicK To DeAth mX: I thougth my stalker had sent him
GazeboStealer: It is gonna take some serious brown nosing on his part to get back on
SicK To DeAth mX: i was quite frigthened
SicK To DeAth mX: i don't know why he started harassing me
SicK To DeAth mX: it seems like that is the thing to do tonight
SicK To DeAth mX: harass Jennifer
GazeboStealer: He just felt like being a jerk i guess!
SicK To DeAth mX: eh, all is well
SicK To DeAth mX: I don't really care
SicK To DeAth mX: can you delete that post though?
GazeboStealer: I think it might be wise to leave it up. As a warning to others.
SicK To DeAth mX: ah ok
SicK To DeAth mX: does that other guy dislike me now or something?
SicK To DeAth mX: schimid
SicK To DeAth mX: i think i made him mad?
SicK To DeAth mX: or maybe not... blah
GazeboStealer: You might have but I am sure he will forgive you.
SicK To DeAth mX: lol, where is he from?
GazeboStealer: I dont know.
SicK To DeAth mX: oh well, i shall leave you to your work
SicK To DeAth mX: talk to you later
GazeboStealer: Ok Laterz ^_^

[Schimid]

Whoreable, I am quite displeased by your lack of moderation.

If this continues, I will be forced to ban you from the boards. :posh

[whoreable]

Could you please try to remeber who is in charge here?

There are much more pressing issues around here. Please try to forgive and forget good friend!

[Protoclown]

Sicktodeathmx. Please refrain from wasting everyone's time by "thinking out loud" on the boards. Thanks.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Okie Dokie!

[Skulhedface]

I dunno why, but I like this one. :)

[Protoclown]

I don't know why either. Are you sick?

[Skulhedface]

Yes.

Pneumonia :(

Or some other lung disease of that sort.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Proto... You were on the old board weren't you? I think I remember you... You just complained a lot like everyone else...
PROTO DON'T LIKE MEH! WAHHHHH!

[Protoclown]

Nope, I was never on the old board. I only found this site a couple weeks ago.

[Sicktodeathmx]

And yet... You are an admin? How did you accomplish that?
And it says you have been signed up since Feb..

[Protoclown]

OM G HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???

TIME TO ABUSE MY NEWFOUND POWERS

[Protoclown]

GOOD SLEUTH WORK BY THE WAY :picklehat

[whoreable]

Protoclown please lay off the caps a bit :rolleyes

I dont want to have to ban you as well :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

FUCK YOU COPPER



OKAY HOW ABOUT IF I JUST "YELL" SOFTER LIKE THIS

[Schimid]

Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY GUSY, WHOREABLE UNBANNED ME. :picklehat

[kellychaos]

OKAY HOW ABOUT IF I JUST "YELL" SOFTER LIKE THIS

Sounds suspiciously likely thinking out loud. :(