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Geggy
Nov 5th, 2003, 12:55 AM
Emergency! Computer monitors has been declared as one of the positive ions. It may cause severe depression, blindness/eye strains, sexual impotency, hairloss, acne breakouts, fatigue, stress, irregualr bowl movement, psychology transformation, prickling sensation, face rash, migraine headaches, dizziness, problems with concentrating, teeth and jaw pains, memory loss, muscular aches, pains to cardiac palpitations, higher levels of miscarriages and birth defects, rsi, cancer and alzheimers.

The smaller the monitor is, the more radiation via emf will give off. Best be safe to buy 28 inch monitor to reduce the risk of being exposed. For some negative ion replenishment, spend time in surrounded areas such as forrest, waterfalls, etc for increased metolism, higher resistance to ailment and positive attitudes.

Drev
Nov 5th, 2003, 01:36 AM
HOLY SHIT!

I didn't know bowls could actually MOVE!

noob3
Nov 5th, 2003, 02:15 AM
no wonder i can't get it up

Anonymous
Nov 5th, 2003, 11:37 AM
The smaller the monitor is, the more radiation via emf will give off. Best be safe to buy 28 inch monitor to reduce the risk of being exposed.

Damn. And I loved my 50 inch monitor.

MisSFiT
Nov 5th, 2003, 04:23 PM
Cell phones give you the same problem.

Nerd
Nov 5th, 2003, 05:06 PM
My moniter is smaller than 28 inches. :hat

Anonymous
Nov 5th, 2003, 05:24 PM
Indeed. I haven't seen that many monitors larger than 28 inches. Or 28 inches, period.

Evil Robot
Nov 5th, 2003, 06:02 PM
I'm going to break into greggy's house and fuck his monitor, then fuck him on the stairs. :(