WHY

[hobo]

Why do i spill cereal everytime i walk up the steps?

[kellychaos]

Gravity

[Emu]

SEVERE RETARDATION

[noob3]

the milk is rain and the bowl is a bridge the cereal are the children in the bus screaming the steps are fate

[DamnthatDavid]

Using my psychic powers, I precive that your house sits on a ancient indian burial ground. It was customary back then that anyone who walks over the grave of a chief, to offer up some food, to help keep his strengths up in the other world. Your stairs seem to be perfectly crossing his old grave. Hence the spilliage.
Damn, I see that you are lucky, another foot to the left, the stairs would of passed over the chief's wife, which would of made you suddenly jerk off and blow a wad of honor which you must NEVER clean. That might of been hard to explain to friends.

[hobo]

noob3.....can you teach me how to be cool?

[noob3]

sure. don't make any posts that would resemble anything damnthatdavid might happen to post.

[MisSFiT]

How much have you had to drink?

[Command Prompt]

This thread has caused me to never ever post in General Blabber again. >:

[Professor Cool]

Noob, i thought you said you were leaving?

[Jixby Phillips]

I AM A BIG BOY

[Snatchtastic]

Remember the cereal NERDS? It was just like the Willy Wonka candy only not, and you could buy 10 boxes of the shit and send away for a magic bowl that had a trap door in the middle of it and you could pour the cereal in opposite sides and when you lifted the trap door the cereal would mix in a magical array of mixed cereal?

I dont remember any of that!

[MrAdventure]

*whimper*

[Newtype]

Sean, why the hell did you post this? How bored are you?

[Crimson Ghost]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics5/nerdsani1.gif

[Rez]

See, now I'd have to say that your inability to bring cereal upstairs is not a result of retardation, nor of any sort of bridge-bus-schoolchildren scenario... rather it is simple physics.

As you walk up stairs, your center of gravity is shifting, your arm is moving slightly carrying that shift of force through to the bowl. Hence; the liquid (milk) in the bowl now has an instable center of gravity aswell... and if it is too close to the lip, as the liquid sways back and forth, it spills off the sides.

Solution:

Eat cereal in an anti-gravity environment.

Get a bigger bowl, with the same amount of milk/cereal.

Less milk/cereal in the same sized-bowl.

Carry the bowl and contents on a tray, or plate, thus slightly diffusing the force from your body, and also allowing for protection in case of some spillage.

Eat your DAMNED CEREAL DOWNSTAIRS!!!

[kellychaos]

It's spillicious! :)

[Evil Robot]

Why don't you just mix the cerial after you climb the stairs?

[Snatchtastic]

Just eat the cereal in the kitchen.

[hobo]

SEVERE RETARDATION

[Esuohlim]

It's spillicious! :)

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[soundtest]

Esouhlim beat me to it. I miss KellyGayos. :tear

[Sethomas]

I can't help but wonder what Habib Walters would think of this thread.

[Esuohlim]

KUPLAH :(