The Porn Generator

[Drev]

This is fun: http://www.oddworldz.com/funnywebsiet/porngenerator.html

Here's and example:

BLEEDING SEINFELD CAST MEMBERS LICK BLEEDING CUNT ALL REAL


Let the fun begin!







Or not.

[Mike P]

This is not for the faint of heart... some of them can get extremely sickening.

[Nerd]

QUEER NAZIS SQUASH BLOATED DICK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

[HickMan]

JEWISH SLAVEMASTERS LICK SWEATY CLITORIS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

[Drev]

TEEN GOATSE MEN SUCK FAT CUNT

[Frollo]

BLACK SEINFELD CAST MEMBERS TAKE A SHIT ON SWEATY ANUS GIVE CREDIT CARD NOW

MENSTRUATING COCKS LUBE UP AMPUTATED TESTICLES CAKED IN SHIT

It's funny becuase it's true.

[Les Waste]

NUDE MOMMIES FART ON MELTING COCK AND LOVE IT

HUGE FAIRY CHILDREN INJECT HEROIN INTO SWEATY PROSTATE GLANDS

GAY LADIES BLOW AIDS INFECTED MOUTHS WHILE ENGULFED IN FLAMES

AMATEUR LADIES HUMP GLISTENING RIB CAGE CAKED IN SHIT

STACKED EIGHT YEAR OLDS WHACK OFF TO SWEATY INTESTINES BARELY LEGAL

ANIME HERMAPHRODITES HONK REVOLTING HEMMOROIDS NO HOLES LEFT UNFILLED

loo :(

[Immortal Goat]

ANIME HERMAPHRODITES TRADE DISEASES WITH MUTILATED CLITORIS AND ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO CUM

QUEER FAGS IN BONDAGE TWEAK INFECTED SPINE WHILE ENGULFED IN FLAMES

ELDERLY LADIES POUND BLEEDING INTESTINES AND LOVE IT

HUGE POKEMON WHACK OFF TO SAUCY MOUTHS WHILE NAKED


this is fucking disgusting... :puke

[Frollo]

PARALYZED LADIES BLOW SHIT CAKED TWAT CAKED IN SHIT

[The Retro Kat]

That site sucks. :(

[Evil Robot]

w1[0]="HOT"
w1[1]="SEXY"
w1[2]="NUDE"
w1[3]="FAT"
w1[4]="HORNY"
w1[5]="GAY"
w1[6]="NAKED"
w1[7]="TEEN"
w1[8]="EROTIC"
w1[9]="QUEER"
w1[10]="WET"
w1[11]="ERECT"
w1[12]="AROUSED"
w1[13]="HUGE"
w1[14]="MONSTER COCK"
w1[15]="STACKED"
w1[16]="BLACK"
w1[17]="ANTHROPOMORPHIC"
w1[18]="HANDICAPPED"
w1[19]="ELDERLY"
w1[20]="BLEEDING"
w1[21]="PREGNANT"
w1[22]="MENSTRUATING"
w1[23]="INCESTRIAL"
w1[23]="DICK BEARING"
w1[24]="MIDGET"
w1[25]="ASIAN"
w1[26]="GOTH"
w1[27]="ANIME"
w1[28]="PARALYZED"
w1[29]="ANGRY"
w1[30]="JEWISH"
w1[31]="EPILECTIC"
w1[32]="AMATEUR"
var w2 = new Array(w2max)
w2[0]="GRANNIES"
w2[1]="CHEERLEADERS"
w2[2]="SHEMALES"
w2[3]="FAGS"
w2[4]="******S"
w2[5]="LADIES"
w2[6]="GRANDPAS"
w2[7]="SLAVEMASTERS"
w2[8]="DOMINATRIXES"
w2[9]="FURRIES"
w2[10]="FAIRY CHILDREN"
w2[11]="EIGHT YEAR OLDS"
w2[12]="TODDLERS"
w2[13]="MOMMIES"
w2[14]="DADDIES"
w2[15]="TRANNIES"
w2[16]="CRIPPLES"
w2[17]="RAPE VICTIMS"
w2[18]="COCK EATERS"
w2[19]="GOATSE MEN"
w2[20]="HORSES"
w2[21]="SLUTS"
w2[22]="ROBOTS"
w2[22]="PRIESTS"
w2[23]="DOGS"
w2[24]="BLACK MOMMAS"
w2[25]="BEARS"
w2[26]="FAGS IN BONDAGE"
w2[27]="ASS EATERS"
w2[28]="CONGRESSMEN"
w2[29]="COCKS"
w2[30]="GENTLEMEN"
w2[31]="HERMAPHRODITES"
w2[32]="NAZIS"
w2[33]="KKK MEMBERS"
w2[34]="POKEMON"
w2[35]="SEINFELD CAST MEMBERS"
var w3 = new Array(w3max)
w3[0]="SUCK"
w3[1]="EAT"
w3[2]="LICK"
w3[3]="BITE"
w3[4]="SLURP"
w3[5]="SPANK"
w3[6]="TAKE"
w3[7]="RAPE"
w3[8]="TAKE ALL OF THE"
w3[9]="TRADE DISEASES WITH"
w3[10]="BLOW"
w3[11]="POUND"
w3[12]="SLAP"
w3[13]="DESTROY"
w3[14]="MASTURBATE"
w3[15]="HONK"
w3[16]="HUMP"
w3[17]="WHACK OFF TO"
w3[18]="TWEAK"
w3[19]="LUBE UP"
w3[20]="HUMILIATE"
w3[21]="TAKE A SHIT ON"
w3[22]="FART ON"
w3[23]="INJECT HEROIN INTO"
w3[24]="SQUASH"
w3[25]="MOLEST"
w3[26]="SWALLOW"
w3[27]="CHEW UP"
var w4 = new Array(w4max)
w4[0]="INFECTED"
w4[1]="BLOATED"
w4[2]="MONSTER"
w4[3]="EXPLODING"
w4[4]="PUS RIDDEN"
w4[5]="SWEATY"
w4[6]="AIDS INFECTED"
w4[7]="SAUCY"
w4[8]="SWEATY"
w4[9]="BLEEDING"
w4[10]="AMPUTATED"
w4[11]="SHIT CAKED"
w4[12]="REVOLTING"
w4[13]="STINKY"
w4[14]="SOME FUCKING"
w4[15]="GLISTENING"
w4[16]="ACID COATED"
w4[17]="MUTILATED"
w4[18]="SWOLLEN"
w4[19]="PULSATING"
w4[20]="DEEP"
w4[21]="ANAL"
w4[22]="FAT"
w4[23]="HAIRY"
w4[24]="HOT"
w4[25]="MELTING"
var w5 = new Array(w5max)
w5[0]="COCK"
w5[1]="COCKS"
w5[2]="DICKS"
w5[3]="VAGINAS"
w5[4]="PUSSY"
w5[5]="ASSES"
w5[6]="ANUS"
w5[7]="ASS"
w5[8]="PRIAPISMS"
w5[9]="ABDOMINAL WOUNDS"
w5[10]="MOUTHS"
w5[11]="NAVELS"
w5[12]="THROAT"
w5[13]="AREOLAS"
w5[14]="NIPPLES"
w5[15]="TITS"
w5[16]="BALLS"
w5[16]="PROSTATE GLANDS"
w5[17]="SPINE"
w5[18]="BRAINS"
w5[19]="CLITORIS"
w5[20]="TESTICLES"
w5[21]="CUNT"
w5[22]="INTESTINES"
w5[23]="DICK"
w5[24]="NECKS"
w5[25]="RIB CAGE"
w5[26]="HEMMOROIDS"
w5[27]="FURSUITS"
w5[28]="PILES OF SHIT"
w5[29]="TWAT"
w5[30]="BONER"
var w6 = new Array(w6max)
w6[0]="ON CAM"
w6[1]="FOR YOU"
w6[2]="AND LOVE IT"
w6[3]="CAKED IN SHIT"
w6[4]="WHILE TAKING THE FUCKING COCK"
w6[5]="COVERED IN JIZZ"
w6[6]="DON'T TELL MOM"
w6[7]="ALL REAL"
w6[8]="WHILE NAKED"
w6[9]="BARELY LEGAL"
w6[10]="CLICK FOR FREE TOUR"
w6[11]="AND ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO CUM"
w6[12]="AND WANT YOUR COCK"
w6[13]="GFOASHFSUIPDFHIS^#$@)#"
w6[14]="; *"
w6[15]="GIVE CREDIT CARD NOW"
w6[16]=""
w6[17]="IN THE ASS"
w6[18]="NO HOLES LEFT UNFILLED"
w6[19]=".JPEG"
w6[20]=".MPEG"
w6[21]="WHILE ENGULFED IN FLAMES"
w6[22]="AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN"
w6[23]="XXX"

There. Now nobody has to actually go there

[noob3]

thanks, lionel!

[Mike P]

Thanks Evil Robot! Now we can attempt to make our own generatory things!

[Ninjavenom]

GOTH CONGRESSMEN MOLEST HOT TITS NO HOLES LEFT UNFILLED

That would be such a great newspaper headline. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

HANDICAPPED RAPE VICTIMS SLAP SWEATY ASS ON CAM :lol

[Mike P]

http://www.freewebs.com/meekrat/generator.html

It's still in the working stages. If you have any ideas on what to shove on here (I really don't) just tell me and I'll put it on in.

EDIT: Look for coherency with grammar soon!

[kahljorn]

http://www.oddworldz.com/funnywebsiet/porngenerator.html

[Esuohlim]

BLACK SEINFELD CAST MEMBERS

I found this to be the funniest part of the thread.

[MrAdventure]

*whimper*

[Rez]

ABDOMINAL WOUNDS :LOL :transmetropolitan

[Off-Topic Man]

I figured a way to cheat the mailing system. You can actually send a mail without having to pay for postage stamps or using stamps. Whenever you are sending out a letter or a card to family or friends, make sure you put the sending address on the upper left corner of the envelope and your address on the center. It will fool the system into thinking the address on the upper left corner is actually a returning address, therefore the letter will be sent to them for not putting the stamps.

[Crimson Ghost]

I work with the post office, and that would only be possible if both addresses were in the same town. If not then the sorting machines would kick the letter out and the post office would contact both parties and possibly try to charge you with some lame-ass federal crime. But you never know maybe it'll make it through.

[Off-Topic Man]

I found my old Rubik Cubes this morning. It took me 15 minutes to get one side complete. For me, the color, green, has alway been the easiest color to complete. I never really understood what the color had to do with my luck. I could easily complete the orange or the yellow or the white, but my focal point has alway been the color, green. How odd.

[Rez]

YOU COULD GET ARRESTED BY THE FBI. or those agents who have to get stuck investigating mail fraud :lol

doesnt it feel like you wasted your time by posting something that should get people to tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP, but instead people woul;d still be talking about the subject eveyone was on before you came?

[EverythingWillSuck]

drunkmagikoopa > all :(

[Drev]

I agree :(

[Rongi]

FAT KKK MEMBERS LUBE UP MONSTER DICKS AND LOVE IT

[Rez]

YER TOO LATE.

[kellychaos]

I figured a way to cheat the mailing system. You can actually send a mail without having to pay for postage stamps or using stamps. Whenever you are sending out a letter or a card to family or friends, make sure you put the sending address on the upper left corner of the envelope and your address on the center. It will fool the system into thinking the address on the upper left corner is actually a returning address, therefore the letter will be sent to them for not putting the stamps.

It wouldn't work unless you had an extemely stupid postal staff. Say the letter is gathered from a collection point ... in other words, in YOUR local area. Further, suppose that they notice that the letter didn't have any postage (and, most likely, they will). They are going to know that the letter did not come from the person you are wishing to mail it to as the letter has not yet been stamped with THAT (the fraudulent "return address") cancellation stamp and that the point of origin was THEIR post office since it has no other postal markings on it yet and they themselves collected it. What most likely happen is that it will be sent to the dead letter department not the fraudulent "return address" since their not going to waste their time and money on a letter that's not really even first class.