I got a job.

[Drev]

I got a call from Wal-Mart today saying that they had an opening for a loader for 5 pm to 1 am, and I took it.


Wee. :|

[Skulhedface]

YOU WORK FOR THE MAN

BETTER HAVE UYOUR GREEN CARD READY

[Rongi]

that's fascinating drev. now you can marry your cousin, gain about 300 pounds, and have children as ugly as sin.

[Skulhedface]

That must also mean Drev is black.

There are no white people working in Wal Mart!

[Drev]

My cousins are creppy. I'm not marrying any of them. >:

I don't look good being 300 lbs.

I do agree about children being ugly as sin though. :(

[AChimp]

I've heard that working the night shift at Wal-Mart pays more than the day shift, and you don't have to deal with customers! :D

[McClain]

He's gonna' be a loader. Warehouse work. Not customer service. Different ballgame.

[Drev]

I WAS going to be a stocker, so there would've been some customer communication. Then again, the stocking position was in the dairy section, meaning I would be working in the fridges and freezers just being fucking cold for the whole work shift. :/

[Geggy]

fuck THAT shit.

[Spooky]

yeah! fuck that shit!!!

[Sethomas]

Hell, fuck ANY shit, that's what I say. Unfucked shit is a sad waste.

[Snatchtastic]

Just think Drev, now you can LOAD boxes of He-Man toys into your car.

[Drev]

That's the stocker's advantage when it comes to collecting items, not loader's. :p

At least I know when to look for them in the toy section.

[Jeanette X]

Oh Drev, say it ain't so. :tear

[executioneer]

lol @ sethomas :lol

-willie

[kellychaos]

Yeah, but can't stuff just accidentally fall off the truck into your strategically parked car when working midnights in the warehouse area?

[Rongi]

Dear Kellychaos,

Super-glue your hands together making it impossible to type in any way, shape or form. Then, while the glue is still wet, shove your hands up your ass making it even more impossible to type. Then die.

[kellychaos]

Rongi,

In following your advice, I accidentally glued one of my hands to my penis and I am currently typing one-handed. Is there any thing I can get do for you while I'm down there?

- Kellychaos

[Professor Cool]

It's KellyCHAOS!

[Geggy]

for some reason, kellychaos reminds me of the commentor for a dog show, the one with the bowtie in the movie 'best in show'. man, how badly i wanted to throw rocks at the screen everytime he opened his mouth.

[noob3]

you guys are all fucking worse than kellychaos for even acknowleding his presence

[The Retro Kat]

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[Skulhedface]

WHIRL

[The Retro Kat]

That L-Shaped state right above the Gulf of Me-Hee-Co

[Skulhedface]

Hesh Needs Sex!

[The Retro Kat]

He said He can't heal that kind..!

[Drev]

Well I just had my first day as an unloader. I have a headache and my ass is itchy. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

You should feel the groove,
Make sure to control,
the way it moves.

[Skulhedface]

KILL the thread, why don'tcha?