Survivor

[CrapOnAStick]

Fuckin' lame. Apparently the new Survivor is all about 'A battle of the sexes' and I'm pissed. It's not that the men lost the first competition, it's how rigged it is. Survivor needs to die along with Joe Millionaire, Fear Factor, and a handful of other shit reality shows. It's making me sick. >:

[Daphne]

So don't watch it ;)

I love watching bad TV, I don't give a shit if it's rigged, it's funny and a guilty pleasure.

That said Fear Factor isn't one of the shows I watch. I think that show is retarded.
You're getting paid about $25,000 (after taxes) to eat foul shit and do disgusting 'dares'. But for what? That's not enough money for me to humiliate myself and barf on TV. I could get a part time job and make that in a year.

And while we're on the subject, how is eating worms a 'fear'? I'm not afraid to eat bugs, I just think it's gross and I don't want to do it. They should call that show 'stupidity factor' or 'look how gross I am'.

[sspadowsky]

Daphne, you have bald Asian heads on your nipples. That alone should be enough to get you on TV.
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[AChimp]

Survivor could actually be kinda interesting this time around. It's been getting really boring lately.

I still find it amazing that the people who've appeared on the most recent seasons are still fucking stupid. You'd think that by watching the other shows, you'd be able to learn what to do and what not to. Of course, they probably pick the retards just so that it's "entertaining" for those of us who are watching at home.

My prediction for this season is that the guys get their asses kicked due to over-confidence until the women start dying of starvation, since they're too dumb to build a proper shelter.

[Zbu Manowar]

I'll bet that everything is washed up by a raging hurricane which destroys everything, leaving the whole thing unresolved. ;)

[AChimp]

There better be something interesting that happens this season, too. My first ever popular article was based on that Skupin guy sticking his face into the fire. :(

[Daphne]

Daphne, you have bald Asian heads on your nipples. That alone should be enough to get you on TV.

it's hard for me to find a demographic, actually :(

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I like Survivor; it's stupid, idiotic, and funny as hell. This battle of the sexes thing is enough to get my interest again, so I"ll keep watching until I pass out in a puddle of Guiness and nacho crumbs.

[Protoclown]

it's hard for me to find a demographic, actually :(

I'M YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC!! :love

[Daphne]

awww shucks :love

I think this new show is mainly funny because of how those harpies are treating the poor deaf girl!!!

"She's not really trying to get to know us" SHE'S FUCKING DEAF! My god, make an effort.

I'm rooting for the men.

[Bennett]

I'm a much bigger fan of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge "Battle of the Sexes." Albeit, I am Retarded. Watching said shows and especially the Real World Las Vegas is entertaining, but I fear that I am generating enough hate to bring back Vigo the Carpathian.

[Zbu Manowar]

If I want trashy fun, nothing beats Maury Povich and his outreach program for complete fucking idiots. Seriously, you know the man is just now bringing them on his show to compensate for the fact he couldn't get his dick up if Heidi Klum slid on his lap. ;)

[AChimp]

I'm rooting for the men.
Yeah, the men will own once they realize that they can lose.

Then again, after a few days, they might not need to worry. Those women can't even figure out how to cut down a tree properly or start a fire with the help of kerosene. :/

[CrapOnAStick]

Like Zbu said, I'd love to see a giant hurricane destroy everything the contestants have. :)