I just noticed some thing

[Marilyn666]

I finally figured out why Hitler wanted to kill all the Jews.

[ScruU2wice]

this does not deserve to be a thread....

[Marilyn666]

So do I have to know some thing really, really amazing or something?

[kahljorn]

Nope, you just need to shut the fuck up.

[Skulhedface]

Then tell us.

Is it because you're a Jew?

[Marilyn]

No i'm not a jew, I believe in god and Jesus but love Satan.

[mburbank]

Okay, great, great, we're looking to fill the Vinth position but we still have a few more days of auditions. If you don't here from us by, say, next thursday just assume the part went to someone else.

and good luck in your future auditions. Sincerely. Thanks. Can you ask the next person in line to come in and have a seat? Thanks.

[Marilyn]

Who's Vinth?

[mburbank]

It doesn't really matter. Just send the next person in, will you? 'Kay?

[Marilyn]

But how can I be someone that is only a faceless phantom to me.

[mburbank]

NEXT!

[Marilyn]

WHO THE HELL IS VINTH!!!!!!! >:

[Protoclown]

I don't think you quite cut the mustard.

[Marilyn]

Well that's because I don't even know who Vinth is.

[Perndog]

Vinth is the subject of ridicule. So are you, only you don't have enough character to make you as memorable as he is. Got it?

[The_Rorschach]

Yet another worthless thread saved!

Burbank you really need a cape or something, and a theme song.

[kellychaos]

No i'm not a jew, I believe in god and Jesus but love Satan.

Redundancy!! Wouldn't a love (or at the very least, a belief in Satan) infer your belief in Jesus and God? It's all part of the Judea-Christian thing, knucklenuts.

[kahljorn]

:/

[Perndog]

You don't have to believe in Christian mythology to believe in Satan. There are plenty of devil-worshippers out there who will point to pre-Christian devil figures (the Egyptian Set) as Satan or have their own made-up beings with that name. Satan is just a Hebrew word for adversary, and Jesus doesn't have a monopoly on it.

[Anonymous]

Satan is just a Hebrew word for adversary, and Jesus doesn't have a monopoly on it.

Yes huh. You see, Jesus is a Hebrew name meaning "evil monopoly."

[Perndog]

Damn, I forgot about that. Nevermind what I said, Boogie's right.

[Protoclown]

So is it true that all Satan worshippers play Dungeons and Dragons?

[MisSFiT]

Protoclown wrote:
So is it true that all Satan worshippers play Dungeons and Dragons?
:lol :lol :lol

[Mike P]

I know that all people who play Dungeons and Dragons aren't devil worshippers... All in all, I don't think that devil worshippers would play D&D. The whole point of it is assuming the role of a great hero who goes around saving stuff, and unless if I'm wrong, isn't that not the kind of thing devil worshippers want?

[Perndog]

I guess they could play evil characters. But they're probably too busy sacrificing chickens and bowing before "His Infernal Majesty" to play games.

[Zhukov]

Your sacred satan is my hamburger.

[the_dudefather]

the great thing about satanists is that they put giant antichrist crosses and many pictures of satan around their house.

how many catholics put giant (normal) crosses and many pictures of god around their house?

many satanists are satenists just to look cool.

(note there are probobly real non-cool symbol satanist as well)

[Spooky]

the dudefather knows "real non-cool symbol satanist as well" just like Bo knows baseball*.

*and thats a whole lot

[VinceZeb]

So is it true that all Satan worshippers play Dungeons and Dragons?

Nah. But dorks do play Dungeons and Dragons.


I had thought that he realized that having 666 in any part of your name makes you look like a dumbass. I may be wrong.

[Marilyn666]

You don't have to believe in Christian mythology to believe in Satan. There are plenty of devil-worshippers out there who will point to pre-Christian devil figures (the Egyptian Set) as Satan or have their own made-up beings with that name. Satan is just a Hebrew word for adversary, and Jesus doesn't have a monopoly on it.

I'm not a satanist though, I don't have a real religeon.

[Zhukov]

But Marilyn, nobody gives a crap.

[Marilyn666]

I know that, yet I don't care.

[Spooky]

Yes you do.

[Marilyn666]

I THINK I'D KNOW WHEATHER I CAED OR NOT WAY MORE THAN YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

[Jeanette X]

how many catholics put giant (normal) crosses and many pictures of god around their house?


You would be suprised. :/

[Protoclown]

So is it true that all Satan worshippers play Dungeons and Dragons?

Nah. But dorks do play Dungeons and Dragons.

My god. Next thing you'll be telling me that dorks drive cars and eat too.

Maybe they even watch the new He-Man cartoon. :eek

[El Blanco]

Maybe they even watch the new He-Man cartoon. :eek

Actually we are more into the new Clone Wars cartoon.......er I mean they...ya, they are more into the Clone Wars cartoo............aw crap

[Big McLargehuge]

Marilyn has this whole religeon thing figured out. I only wish I could have the kind of conviction in my beliefs that he has.

[The_Rorschach]

My rogue just made seventh level, but he's not as good as he was before the 3rd edition changes for feats :(

[The One and Only...]

D&D is great, and any true geek will tell you that the new He-Man sucks, Lucas lost his touch, and that the Matrix was ruined after the first.

[Marilyn666]

Marilyn has this whole religeon thing figured out. I only wish I could have the kind of conviction in my beliefs that he has.
I'm not a guy.

[Protoclown]

That's great. You've said that at least four times now, in various threads. And yet, somehow, we still don't care.

[AChimp]

Can you believe my level 5 fighter only has 38 HP? It's pathetic. He trips once and has to be dragged to the temple for healing. :(

[Schimid]

I'm just glad there's a topic on this board that I can actually understand. :(

[The_Rorschach]

Thats alright Chimp, my character at level seven has forty-one hit points and an AC of 19, but he's also the party tank. The rest being a wizard, cleric, paladin (st 12, dx8) and druid respectively.

Your uncoordinated fighter will doubtlessly outlast my rogue ;)

[AChimp]

Not if we face any zombie minotaurs who score critical hits! Or orcs with longspears. :(

[Protoclown]

My level 13 barbarian has 156 hit points and nothing can kill him.

[AChimp]

I rolled for 3 hit points twice in a row. I need wieghted dice. :(

[The One and Only...]

It's all about psionics, baby. All about psionics.

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://the600club.com/index.php
I know it seems gay, but try to sign up... In order to be a real satanist, you have to take a quiz :lol

[AChimp]

I'm actually just thinking of multi-classing to a cleric and then crying out to Kord to send down his avatar to save me all the time.

[The_Rorschach]

My plan is 13 levels of Rogue, and then maybe five levels of Divine Champion. It's a Faerun campaign.

Assuming of course I even live 13 levels. I die every time we play. In fact, if I didn't have the *Die Hard* feat, I think I would die every combat encounter. I play the only rogue never to to use their sneak attack.

We are pitiful.

[AChimp]

Dude, you can get a sneak attack everytime you successfully hit something while flanking it! You need to use that. It has saved my party's ass more than once. ;)

[The_Rorschach]

I never get flanking brother. I'm the tank, when we run into combat encounters, li'l Lord Donovon is all by his lonesome while everyone else supports with spells/ranged attacks. . .Except our Paladin who is a 'pacifist' and is trying to enlighten us as to the wickedness of our kill/rape/plunder methodology. He's there for the roleplaying aspect apparantly, basing his character on someone from Wuthering Heights.

[Protoclown]

I've never liked psionics, I've always felt they were cheesy.

Speaking of cheesy, in the Book of Exalted Deeds they have vows that a good character can take, like a vow of non-violence, where you can never do anything but subdual damage to another living creature. But you get all kinds of insane powers and abilities for making that sacrifice. So much so that it completely unbalances the game. So you'll want to make sure your paladin never learns of this.

[Jeanette X]

Speaking of rogues, I can't decide whether I want to be a thief-acrobat from Song and Silence, or a street acrobat from Quitessitial Monk. They both seem so damn cool...doing backflips off walls, leaping from roof to roof... :)

[Big Papa Goat]

Dude, you can get a sneak attack everytime you successfully hit something while flanking it! You need to use that. It has saved my party's ass more than once. ;)

Is that just for rogues? :eek I just got sneak attack with my shade monk, he took a level as an assasin, now he's a coup de grace-ing machine, especially since our partys cleric is a drow, and shades can see through the darkness effect drow can cast.

[The_Rorschach]

You sound like someone who has looked at the 3rd Edition book and Monter's Manual (or Fiend Folio which is what I have) but doesn't know anything about the rules or how the game is played. :/

btw Proto thanks for the advice. I've never heard anything like that, but Eric is the sort that would use it if he could. With a fourth level cleric, he tried to justify 96 points of damage once and the kids I'm playing with still won't him live it down -I wish I'd seen it.

As it is, he plans on making his Paladin a future Blackguard/ Forsaker. :confused

[Perndog]

the great thing about satanists is that they put giant antichrist crosses and many pictures of satan around their house.

how many catholics put giant (normal) crosses and many pictures of god around their house?

many satanists are satenists just to look cool.

(note there are probobly real non-cool symbol satanist as well)

I know this thread has gone in a different direction, but please, dude, get a fucking clue.

And...AD&D 3rd edition. Blows my mind. I thought 2nd edition with Skills and Powers and Combat and Tactics was already way too complex. Are people such uncreative character designers and roleplayers that they really need more rules and abilities and pre-designated options for stuff? Whatever happened to choosing between three races and four classes and filling in all the fun details straight from your own mind? (and DM's discretion for extenuating circumstances--flanking, critical hits, etc.--instead of a table and die roll for every single thing)

[Protoclown]

I think 3rd edition kicks ass. At first I didn't like it, I didn't want to play it at all, but I think that was because I had invested so much in 2nd edition. But it really is a fantastic, very streamlined system.

And Ror, this is the goody two-shoes paladin who wants to go darkside and become a blackguard one day??

Also, I think it's hilarious how we've commandeered this thread.

[VinceZeb]

To whoever said the new He-Man sucks: Fuck you. One of the best cartoons on today that was actually made in the past 10 years (screw that anime BS)

George Lucas never had it to begin with. The only reason he lost anything is because people put Star Wars on such a freaking pedastal, one that it never deserved in the first place.

[mburbank]

And that would be He-Man's pedestal, Jar-jar Vinth? You are as much of a fan boy as the biggest fan boy here, fan-boy. You just think you aren't which makes you even more of a dork-ass fan boy than you would be otherwise.

He-man is strictly for deeply closeted homos. I mean honestly. 'He-man' . That would be lame if Rob Liffield wrote it. 'He-man'. Seriously, could it get gayer?

[Jeanette X]

I like She-ra. :(
Does that mean I'm a lesbian? :(

[mburbank]

Nowhere near as deffinitively as He-man makes you gay. If she was called She-Woman, then yes, deffinitely instant Lesbian.

[Zhukov]

I'm embarassed to say, but I prefered She-ra too.

[The_Rorschach]

"And Ror, this is the goody two-shoes paladin who wants to go darkside and become a blackguard one day??"

Yeah the very same. Apparantly Forsakers are like immune to magical effects and weapons, and have an Improved Sunder feat, and his "character concept" is to make a character capable of hitting the Planes and killing Gods and taking their portfolios.

"Also, I think it's hilarious how we've commandeered this thread."

Whether it is arguing She-ra vs He-Man (all about the Princess of Power) or Role Playing, anything was better than what it started out as :)

[Vibecrewangel]

I'm playing in a completely psychotic game at the moment.....
I'm plyaing a sundered woman created on the half-devil template. Complete with psionics.

You know the game is going to be out of control when you generate the character, and you as the rogue have a strength of 26 and a dex of (no shit) 33

[The_Rorschach]

I love you Vibe. . .But no. Just no.

That's broken, pure and simply >:

[Protoclown]

I didn't realize we had so many D&D players on the boards.

[Jeanette X]

I would kill to be able to play a blood magus. Among other things, those guys can "awaken blood"...temporarily give the blood sentience, and it all tries to escape the body at once! Kickass.

[mburbank]

I just want to reiterate that "He-Man" is for closeted Gays. Not out gays, deeply deeply closeted, shame driven , self hating moth ball reeking gays.