I HAVE THE BEST IDEA

[Rongi]

GO UP TO SOMEBODY WITH A SHIRT THAT HAS A COMPANY'S LOGO ON IT OR A BAND'S AND PRETEND IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS WITH JOKES ON THEM. AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

"ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH? I DON'T GET IT :("

"IT'S A SHIRT COMPANY, STUPID :rolleyes"

"THAT'S A DUMB JOKE :rolleyes"

[Marilyn666]

Hillarious :blah

[Rongi]

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST :boohoo

[Marilyn]

Yes,I'm very jelous of not thinking of acting like a band t-shirt was a joke.

[Rongi]

http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/annoy1.gif

[Skulhedface]

Actually, that IS pretty funny.

I'd do it.

[James]

"Observe carefully now. See how placing my hand on his cock, even though both of us are charmed, has no effect. Placing the two charmed areas together also causes no ill effect." A casual flick of the wrist and Professor McGonagall's torn gown slipped off her shoulders, folded itself and neatly placed itself on the desk ("Damn, that was one to learn," whispered Ron). She brought her huge tits down on Hagrid's cock, first gently grazing across it and then grasping her tits with both hands, rubbing them up and down his cock.

She knelt down in front of Hagrid and leaned back, still pressing her tits together. Hagrid stood astride her, put his cock in her cleavage and began fucking her tits. He reached down, grasped her under her armpits and pulled her higher, all the while fucking like a dog in heat. The class could see her tits getting slick with sweat. Her hair, tied in a bun, worked its way loose and hung down to the floor below her.

"No effect whatsoever," Professor McGonagall panted. "Ok, Hagrid, you can stop now." But Hagrid was beyond listening. Those in the front of the class could see drops of pre-cum seep jerking out of his cock and wetting her tits. Like everything else about Hagrid, the pre-cum was far more than a normal man's. The pre-cum made her tits even slicker and made her cleavage almost feel like a cunt. As her hands were being squeezed together by his, she couldn't even let go and release the tightness. Hagrid felt like he was fucking a teenager's hot, sweet, cunt. He could feel the cum boiling up from his balls. He shook his hair out of his eyes and looked down at her.

Recognizing the signs, Professor McGonagall gasped, "Stop, Hagrid, please. We have to finish the class."

But Hagrid was too close to stop now, even if he wanted to. Throwing his head back, he let out a bellow and pumped his cum all over her. Her entire face was covered with cum, her hair was dripping cum and most of her huge tits were soaking in cum. Harry couldn't be sure, sitting as he was halfway down the hall, but he thought he'd seen McGonagall open her mouth and take quite a lot of the jiz down her throat.

Hagrid stood shaking for a while, still holding her by her armpits. Then he seemed to come back to his senses and mumbling an apology, pulled her to her feet. Professor McGonagall stood swaying on her feet, seeming a little shaken by the experience. She bowed her head, staring at the floor, attempting to regain her balance. But Harry, now that he was focusing on her mouth, saw her tongue snake out and lap up the cum around her lips before she raised her head.

Raising her head, Professor McGonagall picking up her wand from the desk and gave it a little flick. The cum soaking her hair and her face disappeared. Maybe she didn't notice or maybe she forgot, but the cum on her tits stayed where it was.

[Marilyn777]

If you don't repent you're going straight to hell for lust. Repent! Repent!

[Drev]

Jame's record of making me horny: 2 :(

[MisSFiT]

James is that a story contined from another post?

The abercrombie & fitch one was kinda funny.