A BIG "HELLO"

[mburbank]

I just want to say "Hi" and "Welcome" to our recent influx of newcomers. It's early days, but it seems to me there's some really great new blood here, and Gosh, but we sure do need it! Not to say I don't love all my old timer buddies here, but, well, I think any of us would admit we're plumb out of ideas. I think you new guys are just what we need to get back on our game, so thanks!

Anyway, welcome aboard, and the only thing I ask is that you use the words 'cunt' and 'fucktard' more often, because THOSE are guarantees of funniness!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Lovely... And I thought you were being sarcastic... Cunt. JK... I would rather rub the frozen fetii. So what is everyone here into? I know there are a lot of people who share my musical intrests, but other than that, what do you crazy kids do?

[sexy]

Ok first you dont wannabe called names and dont want us new comers and now you want us to call you a cunt and stay?

geesh

[Rez]

DA NEW BASEMENT JAXX IS GRAET.

[Anonymous]

Don't mind burbank, he's merely annoyed because his fucktard boyfriend Vinth has been giving him shit lately. I really hope they patch things up soon, they seemed so perfect for each other.

They used to drink cum out of each other's asses with a crazy straw and everything!

[mburbank]

Okay, great, just great. I just want to say you new folks are doing a fine job of getting your feet under you, so 'well done', especially 'Sexy', which by the way is a really *cute* user name and can be taken a lot of different ways, which is really different.

As to what I'm into, I really, REALLY like free floating hostility, especially when it's coupled with the same sort of language you can find on pretty much any message board. I don't like to think when I'm being insulted, and I'm really impressed by repetition. I'm also really into new folks making little or no effort to find out where they ar and what a place is all about and just diving right in! So Kudos.

A little not to sicktodeath, and I hope you'll take this as constructive criticism. You're a little too original for my tastes. I really am more comfortaable with sort of run of the mill, idiot hostility. Think of a dull normal six year old who just learned how to cuss and doesn't know anyone else ever did. THAT's what this site needs, and the more of it the better! Don't worry, you'll catch on and in no time you'll be a real great addition to this board like all the other people who just showed up who are pretty much exactly the same as each other.

[HeyFuckYou]

Eat a booger.

[DamnthatDavid]

Hilarious! Boogies!
It's funny cause it's green.

[Anonymous]

Burbank: A fucktard who speaks in fucktard sentences!

1. "A little not to sicktodeath..."

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where we run fucktard into the ground!

[mburbank]

OMG, Heyfuckyou, what a hillarious user name! I swear to god, I laughed REALLY hard when I saw that! You hit the nail on the head as far as having the same sense of humor and free floating hostility as a lot of other poeple! And that thing about the 'booger'! Well, lets just say you could cut and paste that response, never type anything new and do just as well or better than anything else you could come up with. Kudos to you, you funny, funny, new guy.

Damnthatdavid, you're practically an 'old timer' by now, but the way you showed an in depth knowledge of the site while still trotting out stale old crap was great! It kind of mixed things up, but not very much at all, which is just how we like our mixing up around here! Keep up the great work! But not too great! Just kidding! Not! No, I was just kidding!

[Professor Cool]

I think Rog or any of the other admins should just ban everyone who signed up in the past two weeks.

[HeyFuckYou]

Alright Panama Jack, It's about time you dust your drapes.

[sexy]

Cool-
I think we should stick you in the washer head first and turn it on super wash..

[ScruU2wice]

how are you gonna close the door :confused

[mburbank]

I just saw Heyfuckyou on the Most Recent Response column on the general blabber board and I laughed really heard again. I don't know, it's just like your user name is SAYING 'hey, fuck YOU!' to anyone who reads it, and that's just really, really funny. I think I'll probably laugh every time I read it and just from thinking about it as well.

As for you, Mad Max, what are you so mad ABOUT, you Fucktard Cunt! Get it? Fucktard CUNT!!!

[HeyFuckYou]

That's my plan, pudly. Soon you'll be saying my name out of habit and you'll get fisted.
http://www.canoe.ca/MusicImagesM/murray_anne_live_160.jpg

[Anonymous]

mburbanth: Damn, and you were doing such a good job at ignoring me too. Hey, Belinda, go back to slamming Vinth, you're funnier that way.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where we now cater to Cunts as well as Fucktards!

[The Retro Kat]

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME CHUCK, OUR SCHOOL JANITOR, IF YOU FORGOT, SEXED UP MAX. HEHE, OH NO. I WAS IN THE CAFATERIA, AND ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES LET ME SEE THE KITCHEN, AND I SAW A BATHROOM AND I WAS ALL LIKE" CAN I USE IT?" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE" THAT'S THE STAFF BATHROOM, BUT SURE" SO I WENT IN THERE AND I SAW MAX ON HIS KNEES WITH CHUCK BUTTING HIM UP THE BUTT. JUST THEN, CHUCK HAD A HEART ATTACK. IT WAS SAD, AND MAX WAS STUCK BECAUSE CHUCK HAD RIGOMORTUS. I ALMOST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS MAX BCAUSE HE HAD WHITE JUICE ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT I REALIZED IT WAS HIM CAUSE I SAW THE RILLY SMALL AND WEIRD LOOKING PENER AGAIN. LOO, ITS KINDA MIS SHAPED. RIP CHUCK. RIPPED MAX.

[Anonymous]

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME CHUCK, OUR SCHOOL JANITOR, IF YOU FORGOT, SEXED UP RETRO. HEHE, OH NO. I WAS IN THE CAFATERIA, AND ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES LET ME SEE THE KITCHEN, AND I SAW A BATHROOM AND I WAS ALL LIKE" CAN I USE IT?" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE" THAT'S THE STAFF BATHROOM, BUT SURE" SO I WENT IN THERE AND I SAW RETRO ON HIS KNEES WITH CHUCK BUTTING HIM UP THE BUTT. JUST THEN, CHUCK HAD A HEART ATTACK. IT WAS SAD, AND RETRO WAS STUCK BECAUSE CHUCK HAD RIGOMORTUS. I ALMOST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS RETRO BCAUSE HE HAD WHITE JUICE ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT I REALIZED IT WAS HIM CAUSE I SAW THE RILLY SMALL AND WEIRD LOOKING PENER AGAIN. LOO, ITS KINDA MIS SHAPED. RIP CHUCK. RIPPED RETRO.

[Evil Robot]

Enough with the words "chick", "nice ass", and "sex". None of you will need to use these words again where your all headed. WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY, PREPARE TO GROW OLD AND DIE ALONE.

[Brandon]

General Blabber has really gone to shit lately, hasn't it?

[Protoclown]

The threads started by Max Burbank and Jixby are about the only saving grace these days, but they quickly go to shit because they attract clueless newbies like flies.

[Brandon]

Seems to be a contest among newcomers to see who's the WACKIEST and CRAZIEST!

[HeyFuckYou]

I suppose you're some kind of seasoned veteran, you fucking Rogi.

HeyFuckYou

[Brandon]

I suppose you're some kind of seasoned veteran, you fucking Rogi.

HeyFuckYou
Check my registration date, bunky.

[HeyFuckYou]

Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.

[Brandon]

Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.
FUCKTARD! CLASSIC!

[jin]

"Evil Empire Enterprises"

Did your mom let you stick that up on the basement door and EVERYTHING???

LOL

[Sicktodeathmx]

Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.

That made so much sense.

[ScruU2wice]

Redundancy is life...

[Evil Robot]

OOOOOOOOOOOH! BURN! CHECK MY REGISTRATION DATE BURN!!!! BOOYA!!!!! DUDE YOU ROCK! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? NO WAIT, I DONT WANT TO DISTURB YOU FROM YOUR INTERNET!!!!

[Spooky]

Registrations dates aren't as stupid as post counts, at least. :(

[Mike P]

Anyway, welcome aboard, and the only thing I ask is that you use the words 'cunt' and 'fucktard' more often, because THOSE are guarantees of funniness!

I haven't used those, and I plan not to. I'm not trying to be funny, either, I'm kind of trying to carry out as much conversation as is possible on a message board. I know simply posting in this thread, being a "newcomer", is enough to get me verbally abused by the likes of Max Burbank and stuff, but I really don't care. Have any of you "newcomers" actually read the stuff on the actual I-Mockery site? Most of those very people whom you're trying to verbally spar with are some of the most interesting writers I've ever... seen? Read? Trying to spar with anyone who has something under "Visionary Darkness" is pretty much an invite to get your ass kicked, as well is sparring with anyone who's been here since day one. I've only been here a week or so, but I've known that since I signed up.

Okay, now that I've given my two cents, you can all abuse me now. Get it out of your systems.

[Anonymous]

jin: No fucktard, your mom let me stick that above her pussy, as she is officially EEE property now and as such is required to be my fuck slut as I see fit.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where we make your Mom OUR bitch!

[Evil Robot]

Mad Max, I don't believe I ever asked you this: Do you like fromunda cheese?

[Command Prompt]

Hook, Line, and Sinker. :rolleyes

[sexy]

I think it's funny watching y'all use fucktard like it's been just made up...

Ive heard the word fucktard ever since i started going in the fight room's .. IT'S NOTHING TO GET GIDDY OVER CUZ ITS BEEN USED MILLIONS OF TIME BEFORE..

[Big Papa Goat]

I think its funny that you think the word fucktard is something that had to be made up... cuntgoloid.

[Protoclown]

My god, I'll bet you heard "fucktard" waaaaaaaaaay back in high school. Two years ago. Because you're soooooo old. And mature. Did I forget to mention mature? Because if there's anything that can be said about you from your posts so far, it's that you're mature.

[Spooky]

ooooooohhhhhh.

burrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I think we're all aware fucktard isn't new.

And for the record, it's never really been funny.

[Supafly345]

Yes it is. It means you are a retard that still gets laid.
INTENSE

[Big McLargehuge]

we shall duel TO THE DEATH.


Edit: I am funny :o

[The Retro Kat]

WOW MAX, LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!YOU TOTALLY GOT ME, LIKE, WHEN YOU TOOK MY POST TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE TIME CHUCK DIED SEXING YOU, AND PUTTING RETRO INPLACE OF MAX. ROFLMAOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!@!!

[Spooky]

jin fucktard: No fucktard, your fucktard mom fucktard let fucktard me fucktard stick fucktard that fucktard above fucktard her fucktard pussy fucktard , as fucktard she fucktard is fucktard officially fucktard EEE property fucktard now fucktard and fucktard as fucktard such is fucktard required fucktard to be my fuck slut fucktard as I see fucktard fit.

Evil fucktard Empire fucktard Enterprises

Where we fucktard make fucktard your Mom OUR fucktard bitch!

[Anonymous]

WOW RETRO, LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!YOU TOTALLY GOT ME, LIKE, WHEN YOU TOOK MY POST TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE TIME CHUCK DIED SEXING YOU, AND PUTTING MAX INPLACE OF RETRO. ROFLMAOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!@!!

[george]

you know, jesus could have saved this thread.

[mburbank]

Hi, I just want to say thanks to all the great creative folks that kept this thread going while I was honoring our nations veterans! You all did a great job, particularly when "Mad" Max ( that is so funny!) said that thing about someone's mom's pussy. Just the thought of someones mom even having a pussy is so out there and in your face (OMG someone's Mom's pussy on their face! HAH!) it just has to make you laugh even if it shocks you, but it's still the kind of thing you've heard before so it doesn't make you ahev to work, you just laugh, and laughing is the best.

Anyway, congratulations to all of you for making the effort, it's been really, really great! Keep it going!

[kellychaos]

Dey's too much jibba jabba goin' on up in heeyah!

http://members.lycos.co.uk/nobbins99/hpbimg/mrt4.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

how in God's name did kelly manage to ruin this thread?

[executioneer]

I LIKE LITTLE RICHARD :hat

-willie