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Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 04:02 PM

It was on like an hour ago...

My favorite would have to be either Premise Beach, because it was just so corny, and the Sausages one was epic.

Snatchtastic

Nov 10th, 2003, 04:59 PM

The one where they are in a flight simutator simulating a plane crash, and one chick FrEaKs out and goes insane and the other guy rips off his shirt and he has a huge pentagram drawn on his chest and he's about to stab himself with a Ginormous knife.

LacrimansTaurne

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:59 PM

My favorite one is when Kevin and Dave are in some diner and Dave says he saw a really great movie on TV the night before. Kevin asks what movie, but Dave can't remember the title, so he tells Kevin the plot. Kevin tells him it's Citizen Kane and it clearly is. But Dave disagrees and talks more about the movie, and Kevin assures him it's Citizen Kane while Dave continues to disagree. At one point Kevin jams a knife through Dave's hand, pinning it to the table, and asks this other guy for a newspaper he's reading and proves to Dave that the movie was Citizen Kane through the TV listings. Dave finally agrees and says he needs to be taken to the hospital in "one of those vans with the flashing lights on top." Kevin tells him its called an ambulance, and Dave disgrees. Kevin then says,"You're right! You don't need an ambulance! You need a hearse!" He then stabs Dave in the chest numerous times with a knife until he slumps over and dies.

CaptainBubba

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:03 PM

Girlie-Drink-aholic. Hands down.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM

Dave: Premise!

Kevin: What if!

Dave: What if there were people whose heads resembled beautifully wrapped presents!

Kevin: Brilliant! It's a...

Dave and Kevin: Wacky premise!!! Premise!

[Cut to scene with Mark and Scott sitting on a couch. Their heads do, indeed, look like beautifully wrapped presents]

Mark: Thank god we made it through another Christmas safely

Scott: Without our heads being torn to shreds by happy children

Both: Whoosh!

[Back to the beach scene. Kevin and Dave limbo under the guitar necks]

Kevin: Get it?

Dave: Holidays are hell!

Kevin: When you're a gift head!

Dave and Kevin: Premise!!!

Mockery

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM

There's a long Sausages one that I really like a lot.

And then the "Sorry... slipped my mind" guy sketches always gave me a chuckle too.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 08:14 PM

Yeah that's the one i was talking about.

I also like the one where dave asks kevin about the beatles.

Big Papa Goat

Nov 10th, 2003, 09:02 PM

Girlie-Drink-aholic. Hands down.
Oh god yes!
I like all the cops ones though, and that one where they dress as women was hilarious!

Obligatory Joke^ :(
EDIT: The doors fan one was good

Brandon

Nov 10th, 2003, 09:08 PM

Hmm...

1. Anything Buddy Cole (lesbian softball, in particular)
2. Anything Cabbage Head
3. Anything Simon and Manservant Hecubus
4. Dave's inadvertently sarcastic guy

Schimid

Nov 10th, 2003, 10:08 PM

THIRTY HELENS AGREE.

THE NIGHT...OF THE COW.

I LIKE TERRIERS.

whoreable

Nov 10th, 2003, 11:35 PM

noob3

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:43 AM

the one where the gay guy is looking for pot and satan gives him primo dreads

Professor Cool

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:45 AM

He's Hip

He's Cool

He's 45

ItalianStereotype

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:30 AM

who here's gonna get 1000 dollars?

Spooky

Nov 11th, 2003, 08:19 AM

I'd have to say the whole record-shop Doors fan sketch is one of my favorites.

That, or the Gazebo-theifs.

I also like the Satan sketch, what with the dreads and the pot and jean jacket.

Daphne

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:12 PM

The one with the jam contest (you chose a child molesters jam!)

The one where Bruce's pen is stolen, and he imagines Kevins stabbing a guy and picking his ear with the bloody pen.

The one where Mark is a teenage girl, and Kevin's on a date with her at her scary house and her dog rapes him.

WorthlessLiar

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:43 PM

The Gazebo sketch is indeed awesome.

So is another in the same episode where the guy writes a business report naked and everyone is disgusted. Then he later admits he made the coffee naked.

Brandon

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:44 PM

I'm a big fan of Daryl (or Da-RILL, rather) babysitting his girlfriend's little kid. The hockey punks had a garbage can over his head.

aaaaaa

Nov 11th, 2003, 04:17 PM

I like the one where the kid gets a pet businessman the most. "Mom, if you don't let me keep Mr. Stevenson, I'll...I'll hold my breath until I turn gay!"

pjalne

Nov 11th, 2003, 04:52 PM

I've hardly seen anything, the show never aired here. Of the ones I've seen, Running Faggot is my favourite.

Freaky Sheek

Nov 11th, 2003, 11:20 PM

One of my favorites, well it sticks out in my mind, would have to be the Dr. Suess Bible. I wish I didnt lend out my tape of the KitH live tour, I never got it back.

Anonymous

Nov 12th, 2003, 12:17 AM

0 + 0 = Fag!

Brandon

Nov 12th, 2003, 01:28 AM

0 + 0 = Fag!
Think about it, you little mathematician!

Big Papa Goat

Nov 12th, 2003, 01:34 AM

Kids in the hall is the best tv show to ever come out of Canada.

Daphne

Nov 13th, 2003, 02:35 AM

Someone's never seen the King of Kensington :rolleyes

Command Prompt

Nov 14th, 2003, 09:03 PM

1. RUNNING FAGGOT
2. GIRL DRINK DRUNK
3. AXE MURDERER NEEDS TO SHARPEN AXE
4. CHICKEN LADY ORDERS MALE HOOKER
5. THE ONE WHERE THE GAY NIGHTCLUB OWNER TALKS ABOUT TYRANNASAUROUS REXS AND THIER "FAGGY LITTLE ARMS"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

noob3

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:31 AM

Both the chicken lady and any strip with the gay guy and his gay talk were both very unfunny and the only thing i HATED about kids in the hall

Brandon

Nov 15th, 2003, 04:05 AM

3. AXE MURDERER NEEDS TO SHARPEN AXE
"Don't mention this to anyone or 'chop chop'!"

Big Papa Goat

Nov 15th, 2003, 01:30 PM

Both the chicken lady and any strip with the gay guy and his gay talk were both very unfunny and the only thing i HATED about kids in the hall
>: There is nothing to hate about kids in the hall

FartinMowler

Nov 15th, 2003, 07:35 PM

Someone's never seen the King of Kensington

:/

Daphne I thought you where cool up til this comment.

JeefGyle

Nov 16th, 2003, 10:47 AM

The one where scott thompson played tha black boyfriend...

Sausages...

The smart car that followed the guy to his house, and called his phone...

Daphne

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:02 PM

Daphne I thought you where cool up til this comment.

It was a joke, you wang.

mburbank

Nov 18th, 2003, 02:55 PM

Screw you Taxpayer!
Darcy Pennell.
Can we sleep on your couch and eat a garbage meatloaf?
A bag of soup!
These are the Daves I know.

Command Prompt

Nov 18th, 2003, 11:20 PM

THESE ARE THE DAVES I KNOW I KNOW
THESE ARE THE DAVES I KNOW

THESE ARE THE DAVES I KNOW I KNOW
THESE ARE THE DAVES I KNOW

Les Waste

Nov 20th, 2003, 06:10 AM

TERRIER SONG >:

All the skits mentioned are good though :(

mburbank

Nov 21st, 2003, 02:47 PM

On a recent episode of Lilo and Stich all the Kids did voice overs with the exception of Dave Foley.

Kevin Macdonald is a regular and no matter how much his lines suck, he delivers them with such gusto you have to laugh. The other kids played his relatives. It was actually pretty funny.

Professor Cool

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:00 PM

My friend said that Dave Foley did a voice of a Preist or a Preacher in that show.

mburbank

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:23 PM

He may well have. When you hire Kevin Macdonald as a principle you've pretty much proved you're willing to give anything a shot.